Topic: What will be on your tombstone? (Read 44898 times)

azurefirem · « **Reply #100 on:** 30 Dec 2010, 01:20 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 29 Dec 2010, 22:52

"Hey, guys, watch this!"

"Here, hold my beer"?

N0vA · « **Reply #101 on:** 30 Dec 2010, 12:22 »

D/C: Attempting to Reconnect in 9...8...7...

Rot10Kid · « **Reply #102 on:** 30 Dec 2010, 15:06 »

"Meh."

"You're Standing On A Dead Guy."

"404 - Michael Not Found"

"I Died Before The Simpson's?"

"You Still Owe Me Money, Max."

maddness · « **Reply #103 on:** 30 Dec 2010, 20:46 »

“Why have you disturbed our sleep? Awakened us from our ancient slumber? You will die! Like the others before you, One by one, we will take you. ”

Hi-chew · « **Reply #104 on:** 31 Dec 2010, 14:57 »

A picture of zombie Uncle Sam saying "I want YOU... for DINNER"

That, or " Forgot to feed the cat." which is my most likely cause of death, given the cats I have.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #105 on:** 01 Jan 2011, 16:41 »

Not mine:

"Wait a minute, this bear tastes alive!"

Destenoth · « **Reply #106 on:** 07 Jan 2011, 20:59 »

Perhaps a classic:

"You should see the other guy."

I also really like the look of the connection reset by peer one.

Bass Lizard · « **Reply #107 on:** 08 Jan 2011, 21:06 »

Can't belive I'm lucky enough to be the first to write this.

"It's just a flesh wound!"

maddness · « **Reply #108 on:** 11 Jan 2011, 13:59 »

"Wake me for the Zombie Apocalypse"

jeanramone · « **Reply #109 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 02:57 »

"You're Next!"

sitnspin · « **Reply #110 on:** 14 Jan 2011, 08:59 »

I am torn between donating my body to science (the rational choice) and having a traditional Viking funeral (half of my cultural heritage). Either way, there will be no tombstone.

Kugai · « **Reply #111 on:** 14 Jan 2011, 14:23 »

'Frakin' Cylons'

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #112 on:** 14 Jan 2011, 14:26 »

"Leave now! I only have thirty minutes of oxygen left in the tank!"

Nick and Marla · « **Reply #113 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 01:54 »

Oh, you know, probably my name, lifespan, and a few short lines lying to everyone about how I was a good person. The usual.

Deadlywonky · « **Reply #114 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 02:21 »

If the coffin' is a rockin'

Please come knockin'

I'm stuck in here!

or:

Insert Coin To Continue:

tombstone has coinslot and hatch at the back to collect "winnings"

Carl-E · « **Reply #115 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 04:45 »

Quote from: Deadlywonky on 18 Jan 2011, 02:21

Insert Coin To Continue:

With three little hearts carved in the upper right hand corner!

jwhouk · « **Reply #116 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 05:37 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 18 Jan 2011, 04:45

Quote from: Deadlywonky on 18 Jan 2011, 02:21
Insert Coin To Continue:

With three little hearts carved in the upper right hand corner!

Okay, I'm old but even I don't get this reference...

Rot10Kid · « **Reply #117 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 06:59 »

Legend of Zelda's stamina meter.

Carl-E · « **Reply #118 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 07:08 »

Quote from: Rot10Kid on 18 Jan 2011, 06:59

Legend of Zelda's stamina meter.

OK, how about three little Jumpmen (Marios)?

DJRubberducky · « **Reply #119 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 11:32 »

"Really bad with spoons"

Deadlywonky · « **Reply #120 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 15:41 »

Or:

Rings: 0

GAME OVER

Rot10Kid · « **Reply #121 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 19:37 »

"Here lies Mike. Died with his eyes glued to porno magazines. The coroners did what they could, but the irises had to be removed."

Insectile · « **Reply #122 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 21:02 »

"You better start believing in ghost stories"

Loki · « **Reply #123 on:** 20 Jan 2011, 01:16 »

I wouldn't actually take it, but how about:

"Watch your back."
A classic one (not by me) would be "</life>".

Insectile · « **Reply #124 on:** 21 Jan 2011, 11:46 »

" He needed more cow bell to cure the disease"

lunchmeat · « **Reply #125 on:** 21 Jan 2011, 16:43 »

Your mom.

maddness · « **Reply #126 on:** 27 Jan 2011, 07:03 »

Quote from: jeanramone on 13 Jan 2011, 02:57

"You're Next!"

I might got with "Your Next!"

Carl-E · « **Reply #127 on:** 27 Jan 2011, 07:15 »

My next what?

Deadlywonky · « **Reply #128 on:** 27 Jan 2011, 23:04 »

in very small letters at the bottom of the 'stone:

You're standing on my chest!

maddness · « **Reply #129 on:** 27 Jan 2011, 23:37 »

That just made me think of Daria. "You're standing on my neck."

Kugai · « **Reply #130 on:** 28 Jan 2011, 09:52 »

QC needs a Morgandorfer

Or does it already have one?

Carl-E · « **Reply #131 on:** 28 Jan 2011, 14:00 »

Wait - Daria, or Quinn?

Kugai · « **Reply #132 on:** 28 Jan 2011, 14:01 »

Daria

Though Quinn would add an interesting dynamic as well

Blood-Tree · « **Reply #133 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 04:39 »

"That'll leave a mark"

Or maybe,

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

Or perhaps

"In 1942 an old man died when invading somewhere because his girlfriend said she didn't love him anymore and now if you don't repost this message to at least 50 people he will come back and get you. If you do repost this then you will find the love of your life. The scary thing about this is that it really works, I didn't repost and look what happened to me."

Llewellian · « **Reply #134 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 07:01 »

Client Error 410: Gone

Kugai · « **Reply #135 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 15:27 »

'Reset/Restart'

akronnick · « **Reply #136 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 20:31 »

Abort/Retry/Fail?

Carl-E · « **Reply #137 on:** 30 Jan 2011, 13:19 »

Fight, Use an item, or Run?

Blyss · « **Reply #138 on:** 03 Feb 2011, 06:07 »

"Game over man! Game over!"

I'm still an Aliens fan after all these years.

Dianchi · « **Reply #139 on:** 03 Feb 2011, 17:13 »

When Revelations happens, the person is good for one long rant against common splices.

<English Major>

....and yes I am ripping off xkcd. Why do you ask?

Napoleon_Blownapart · « **Reply #140 on:** 04 Feb 2011, 03:28 »

"I wish I could tell you what this was like. I'm sorry that you'll have to find out on your own."

Kugai · « **Reply #141 on:** 04 Feb 2011, 12:42 »

'Piss off, I'm sleeping'

Rot10Kid · « **Reply #142 on:** 06 Feb 2011, 11:50 »

"My Bedroom Just Wasn't Quiet Enough"

FuseUnison · « **Reply #143 on:** 29 Mar 2011, 21:42 »

I ether want:

"F**K IT, I'm out!"

-or-

"Screw you guys.....I'm going home"

jwhouk · « **Reply #144 on:** 30 Mar 2011, 08:05 »

"I KNEW I shouldn't have tried to do that mile-and-a-half run."

Deadlywonky · « **Reply #145 on:** 30 Mar 2011, 08:24 »

How did Evil Kenevel manage to do it?

techkid · « **Reply #146 on:** 31 Mar 2011, 05:06 »

Personally, I'll go for cremation. No tombstone necessary.

But, thinking about it, have one with a working lever and written "Hey, what happens if I do THIS?"

Carl-E · « **Reply #147 on:** 31 Mar 2011, 05:35 »

Or a button! It says, "DO NOT PRESS", and flashes and sets off a siren* when you do push it...

solar powered, it'll last indefinitely!

akronnick · « **Reply #148 on:** 31 Mar 2011, 17:36 »

And A sign that lights up that reads "please do not press that button again!"

guyy · « **Reply #149 on:** 31 Mar 2011, 21:24 »

"This tombstone will self-destruct in 10 seconds."

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Author Topic: What will be on your tombstone? (Read 44898 times)

TheEvilDog