THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 05 Jun 2011, 11:42
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Faye: Why, look at that hair! Back in my day, young men didn't pour a gallon of gunk on their heads just so they could look like hedgehogs!
Dora looked on in horror. Most women worry about becoming their mothers. But the unthinkable had happened to Faye: She had become her grandmother.
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"I've got a friend who looks a lot like you... You wouldn't happen to have a mother named Beatrice, do you?"
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"Congratulations, you're our first contestant. Pick up that sword, NOW."
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"How would you like to hear how much you can save by switching to Geico?"
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"How would you like to hear how much you can save by switching to Geico?"
What is all this chatter about Geico? It seems to be an insurance company, but it isn't in the strip... but I'm quite sure I've seen it in a newspost :?
On-topic:
Faye: Did YOU invent the AnthroPCs?
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It's a car insurance company in the states. They have a quirky ad campaign.
How it relates to QC is beyond me.
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But it was a fave of Tergon early in this little exercise, so many of us have kept long past the expiry date - much like waffles or pancakes.
"I told you before, "No shoes, No shirt, No service" also includes "No pants!"
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"Just one 'Don't have a Cow' outta you and I'll sic the hounds on you!!"
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"I TOLD you, I'm NOT gonna pay a LOT for this MUFFLER!!!"
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HIPSTERS!!!!!1111
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"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME HERE!"
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"Am I going to have to smack a bitch?"
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"Mention his name again and I'll SMACK YOU HALFWAY TO SCHENECTADY!"
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Suited Gent: Hey can I get a...
Faye: Waffles
Suited Gent: N.no I'd like...
Faye: WAFFLES
Suited Gent: No thanks I'll just...
Faye: WAFFLES
Suited Gent Exit stage right at a run
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"Stop coming in here just to oogle attractive women."
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FAYE: "We've replaced our regular coffee with Folger's crystals. Let's see if you can tell the difference."
(EDIT) DORA, offpanel: "I heard that!"
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"I never wanted to be a barrista! I wanted to be.....
..a lumberjack!"
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FAYE: " Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mister Wensleydale, that's my name."
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"It's an EX-PARROT!"
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"He's not the Messiah! He's just a naughty little boy!"
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It's a stiff,
Bereft of life it rests in peace,
It has run down the curtain and joined the choir invisubule.
IT IS A LATE PARROT
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"You can hear the voices too, can't you? They speak to all of us. They want me to burn things."
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"For the last time... It's LARGE.. not VENTI!!!!!"
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And we STILL do NOT do F**KING FRAPPUCCINOS.
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"Are you this "Jeph Jacques" everyone keeps muttering about?"
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"Hold very, very still...there's something in your hair that looks like it might be a brown recluse."
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"OK buddy, lets see some ID."
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"So, then I seez to her, 'Lady, thas my...Hey, where'd mah friend go? Are yer mah friend? Thas it! Yer mah new friend..."
Unfortunately, I can't to the boozicles.....
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Faye: OMG IT'S EMINEM!!!
oh wait Eminem's hair is brown now oh well
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" ... Waitaminnit ... YOU'RE not Dr. Corinne. Never mind all that stuff I've been saying for the last 50 minutes."
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"And, so you see, that's why that sort of thing NEVER works out the way that you'd think it might. I mean, sure, in theory, you think everyone's going to hold up their end of the bargain, but sure as thunder comes after lightnin', someone decides to coast, and stops doin' their part. Now, you get a big enough group together, that doesn't matter so much, but once the percentage of loafers gets above, oh, let's say 30% or so, just for the sake of argument, then the whole thing falls apart, so that's why Amway reps- HOW'RE THOSE BEANS COMIN, DORA?- okay, five more minutes? Cool! -for example, make their money off selling motivational stuff to people further down the pyramid than from the pyramid isself. 'S called the Free Rider problem. YOU WAIT RIGHT THERE, DORA SAID FIVE MORE MINUTES, AND I'M NOT WASTING HER WORK..."
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"Look closely at my shoulders, and tell me if my switch to Head & Shoulders is working. Oh, and if your gaze travels below my shoulders, I'll tear your spleen out through your ear."
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"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. You, however, are NOT my friend, so . . ."
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"What is that on your face?"
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HAH! I knew it! Hannerdad is not at some space station, HE IS HERE!
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You do NOT want me to make you my boyFLUNG!
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"TOWNIE!!!!!!1111"
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"...and that is how your soul belongs to me."
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"What is that on your face?"
"You call that a trendy hairstyle? Excuse me while I die laughing now."
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"DAD?!"
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(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg111/PaulC1984/j2lZN.png)
This is why I should never be allowed near a computer......
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(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg111/PaulC1984/j2lZN.png)
This is why I should never be allowed near a computer......
Is it wrong that I totally want Dan Forden to cameo in QC?
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"Semi-autonomous mode or not. Tell all your robonerd friends that my chest is not a make-a-wish fountain."
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"DAD?!"
Why did it take so long for someone to come up with this?!?!?
(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg111/PaulC1984/j2lZN.png)
:-D Love it
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Ok, i admit it, i don't get the mask thing on Faye's head, and with no words to google, we moderns are helpless...
Also, the GEICO thing is tiresome, if for no other reason than THEY RIP YOU OFF.* Their viral mind-control meme is A TOTAL LIE, now echoed endlessly by normal people, even unto eternity. Their blatant lying propaganda might be the first thing extra-terrestrials hear if humanity dies out. (am i a GOM?) :|
* I was their customer, UNfortunately.
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Ok, i admit it, i don't get the mask thing on Faye's head, and with no words to google, we moderns are helpless...
The mask belongs to Scorpion, one of the original characters from the Mortal Kombat game. One of his signature moves was to fire a small spear with a rope attached at his oppenent and shout "Get Over Here!!!" and pull the opponent towards him.
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"Are you this "Jeph Jacques" everyone keeps muttering about?"
OHMIGAHD I love the thought of CoD being full of real people who somehow got into the strip but aren't allowed to mention it to any of the characters...
Webcomic tourism :psyduck: Yes please!
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...so when I realized he was using the Alphabet Trick on me, I was like "that's right, spell my name bitch!"
:-D
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Thank you. I just gufawwed in a computer center at a convention center full of mathematicians grading AP exams...
GOD I needed that!
Who's got a cigarette?
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Ok, i admit it, i don't get the mask thing on Faye's head, and with no words to google, we moderns are helpless...
The mask belongs to Scorpion, one of the original characters from the Mortal Kombat game. One of his signature moves was to fire a small spear with a rope attached at his oppenent and shout "Get Over Here!!!" and pull the opponent towards him.
There are people who don't know who Scorpion is? Oh man :psyduck:
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yep, sad huh?
my son played Mortal Kombat, but somehow i missed out.
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*slaps ass* "THAT'S RIGHT! SPELL MY NAME BITCH!"
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Faye: "...And that's how I lost my virginity! What have you learned, today?!"