THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 22 Apr 2012, 00:48
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New week! New image!
(http://i.imgur.com/paCoO.png) (http://imgur.com/paCoO)
Enjoy!
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Therapist: "Do you always keep your hands pressed into your crotch like that?"
Dora: "Only when I'm staring at yours..."
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Wow, and right off the bat we have a gem. ;D
Therapist: Well, I seem to have all the relevant files right here... Hmm. Out of courtesy, I think I might avoid reading the transcripts from your old DeadJournal account...
Dora: Yes. Thank you. I was trying not to remember that I had one.
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THERAPIST: "Now let's go back to this feeling you have of being constantly watched and judged by an army of invisible people on the other side of ... what did you call it? The Fourth Wall? Where would you say this Fourth Wall exists, in relation to the Three Walls that most of society acknowledges as real? Could this Fourth Wall be a symbol for what you see as your inability to attain the easy success your brother seems to have?"
DORA: "They're. Right. THERE."
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THERAPIST: "Okay, I've read through the transcript you gave me. You actually compared yourself to your brother as (looks down) 'Megadeth' to his 'Metallica'?"
DORA: "Hey, I didn't say it was a GOOD comparison."
THERAPIST: "At least you didn't make 'St. Anger'."
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"Did you know you wore your crotchless pants today?"
"Yes. Yes I did."
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"I'm sorry, could you describe this "Butts disease" again?"
"At first, they thought it was genetic. But after all their attempts to treat it failed, they decided that it was psychological, and sent me to you. As near as they can figure out, the disease causes an obsession with butts, that grows over time until it consumes the personality of the victim. Originality, humor, taste--all gone."
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Dr: Why no, I don't have a nephew named "Mario", why do you ask?
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"Do you need a bathroom break?"
"Yes, I suppose that would be a good idea."
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The alternate to Is It Cold In Here:
Therapist: "Do you need a bathroom break?"
Dora: "It's a little late now."
And my take:
Therapist: "I can see by your body language that you're feeling defensive and are generally unwilling to open up. Why is that?"
Dora: "It's just that I didn't I needed a full physical before the session Dr."
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/me applauds
A clear improvement.
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A second take:
THERAPIST: "You appear to have issues with control."
DORA: "You said it. WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?!"
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therapist: So when did you start having abandonment issues?
Dora: When my imaginary friend ran off with my imaginary boyfriend when i was 4
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therapist: So when did you start having abandonment issues?
Dora: When my imaginary friend ran off with my imaginary boyfriend when i was 4
I rarely LOL at a post, even when I say I LOL, but this time I LOL'ed.
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Doctor: So, why were you really concerned about Marten leaving you for Faye?
Dora: Because, I didn't want to be left alone with, with...
Doctor: Yes?
Dora: That creepy little robot. I think he's been out to get me ever since I neutered him. (Looks up to see Pintsize peeking in the window.)
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(Looks up to see Pintsize peeking in the window.)
What's really going to bake your noodle is, is he actually there, or does she just see him there?
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Therapist: So is there anything about these sessions that represents a barrier to you making progress?
Dora: Your plant is kinda creeping me out.
Plant: What can I say? I'm from Virginia.
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(Looks up to see Pintsize peeking in the window.)
What's really going to bake your noodle is, is he actually there, or does she just see him there?
Haha, yes. Revenge works best when it affects the mind.
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^Remind me not to cross you. NEW IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/tH39g.png) (http://imgur.com/tH39g)
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Pintsize: "If you wonder how he lives and breathes..."
Marten: "...And other science facts..."
Winslow: "Ta-la-la!"
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PINTSIZE: "It's a big FLUFFY bun."
MARTEN: "A VERY big ... fluffy ... bun."
WINSLOW: "WHERE'S THE BEEF?!"
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Marten: "Pintsize? Winslow? How the hell did you get up here?"
Pintsize: "Didn't you notice your carry-on bag was a bit heavier? Duh..."
Winslow: "I didn't want to miss this opportunity to go into SPACE! Uh, by the way... I wouldn't look at South America when it swings into view again. Pintsize did some... drawings."
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PINTSIZE: "It's a big FLUFFY bun."
MARTEN: "A VERY big ... fluffy ... bun."
WINSLOW: "WHERE'S THE BEEF?!"
Showing your age here (as am I). Pintsize should have the punchline here but otherwise amusing.
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Pintsize: Marten, it looks like it's time to go watch the second half of Terrible Terror from the Terrorverse.
Marten: Wait, what? Is this a MST3K dream sequence?
Winslow: Oo, let's go.
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Pintsize: "Wonder Twin powers, activate!" :mrgreen:
Marten: "you know you two would have to be touching for that to work, right? And twins." :roll:
Winslow: "We accidentally discovered we can use you as a conduit last time, remember?" :laugh:
Marten: "errr… no?" :psyduck:
Winslow: "Oh yeah, you wouldn't, would you?" :angel:
Pintsize: :evil:
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Pintsize: Turning Japanese!
Marten: I think I'm turning Japanese!
Winslow: I really think so!
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MARTEN: "You're not the droids I'm looking for."
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OK, I think we've hit the nerd singularity: A Star Wars reference in a forum-game for a webcomic of a MST3K reference.
Win.
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OK, I think we've hit the nerd singularity: A Star Wars reference in a forum-game for a webcomic of a MST3K reference.
Win.
Agreed. I don't think anyone can top that.
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*ding*
Next picture, please.
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Marten: I can't believe you two hijacked a TARDIS.
Winslow: It's bigger on the inside!
Pintsize: That's what she said!
Still trying to decide which of DSL's postings wins this thread...
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@Soulsynger I typically do two per week; more if its some kind of special occasion.
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*ding*
Next picture, please.
I kinda like THAT as a caption.