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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 22 Apr 2012, 00:48

Title: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: iduguphergrave on 22 Apr 2012, 00:48
New week! New image!

(http://i.imgur.com/paCoO.png) (http://imgur.com/paCoO)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: Carl-E on 22 Apr 2012, 01:00
Therapist: "Do you always keep your hands pressed into your crotch like that?" 

Dora: "Only when I'm staring at yours..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: WAYF on 22 Apr 2012, 02:11
Wow, and right off the bat we have a gem. ;D

Therapist: Well, I seem to have all the relevant files right here... Hmm. Out of courtesy, I think I might avoid reading the transcripts from your old DeadJournal account...

Dora: Yes. Thank you. I was trying not to remember that I had one.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: DSL on 22 Apr 2012, 02:58
THERAPIST: "Now let's go back to this feeling you have of being constantly watched and judged by an army of invisible people on the other side of ... what did you call it? The Fourth Wall? Where would you say this Fourth Wall exists, in relation to the Three Walls that most of society acknowledges as real? Could this Fourth Wall be a symbol for what you see as your inability to attain the easy success your brother seems to have?"

DORA: "They're. Right. THERE."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: jwhouk on 22 Apr 2012, 05:47
THERAPIST: "Okay, I've read through the transcript you gave me. You actually compared yourself to your brother as (looks down) 'Megadeth' to his 'Metallica'?"

DORA: "Hey, I didn't say it was a GOOD comparison."

THERAPIST: "At least you didn't make 'St. Anger'."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 22 Apr 2012, 07:42
"Did you know you wore your crotchless pants today?"

"Yes. Yes I did."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: RyanW1019 on 22 Apr 2012, 21:11
"I'm sorry, could you describe this "Butts disease" again?"

"At first, they thought it was genetic. But after all their attempts to treat it failed, they decided that it was psychological, and sent me to you. As near as they can figure out, the disease causes an obsession with butts, that grows over time until it consumes the personality of the victim. Originality, humor, taste--all gone."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: FunkyTuba on 22 Apr 2012, 22:44
Dr: Why no, I don't have a nephew named "Mario", why do you ask?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 22 Apr 2012, 22:50
"Do you need a bathroom break?"

"Yes, I suppose that would be a good idea."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: Border Reiver on 23 Apr 2012, 05:51
The alternate to Is It Cold In Here:

Therapist:  "Do you need a bathroom break?"

Dora:  "It's a little late now."


And my take:

Therapist:  "I can see by your body language that you're feeling defensive and are generally unwilling to open up.  Why is that?"

Dora:  "It's just that I didn't I needed a full physical before the session Dr."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 23 Apr 2012, 07:32
/me applauds

A clear improvement.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: DSL on 23 Apr 2012, 09:55
A second take:

THERAPIST: "You appear to have issues with control."
DORA: "You said it. WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: miados on 23 Apr 2012, 09:59
therapist: So when did you start having abandonment issues?
Dora: When my imaginary friend ran off with my imaginary boyfriend when i was 4
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: DSL on 23 Apr 2012, 10:02
therapist: So when did you start having abandonment issues?
Dora: When my imaginary friend ran off with my imaginary boyfriend when i was 4

I rarely LOL at a post, even when I say I LOL, but this time I LOL'ed.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: cvcharger on 23 Apr 2012, 20:09
Doctor:  So, why were you really concerned about Marten leaving you for Faye?
Dora:  Because, I didn't want to be left alone with, with...
Doctor: Yes?
Dora:  That creepy little robot.  I think he's been out to get me ever since I neutered him.  (Looks up to see Pintsize peeking in the window.)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: akronnick on 23 Apr 2012, 20:50
(Looks up to see Pintsize peeking in the window.)

What's really going to bake your noodle is, is he actually there, or does she just see him there?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: FunkyTuba on 24 Apr 2012, 19:29
Therapist: So is there anything about these sessions that represents a barrier to you making progress?
Dora: Your plant is kinda creeping me out.
Plant: What can I say? I'm from Virginia.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: cvcharger on 24 Apr 2012, 21:17
(Looks up to see Pintsize peeking in the window.)

What's really going to bake your noodle is, is he actually there, or does she just see him there?

Haha, yes.  Revenge works best when it affects the mind.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: iduguphergrave on 25 Apr 2012, 01:44
^Remind me not to cross you. NEW IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/tH39g.png) (http://imgur.com/tH39g)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: jwhouk on 25 Apr 2012, 06:13
Pintsize: "If you wonder how he lives and breathes..."
Marten: "...And other science facts..."
Winslow: "Ta-la-la!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: DSL on 25 Apr 2012, 07:12
PINTSIZE: "It's a big FLUFFY bun."
MARTEN: "A VERY big ... fluffy ... bun."
WINSLOW: "WHERE'S THE BEEF?!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: techkid on 25 Apr 2012, 07:41
Marten: "Pintsize? Winslow? How the hell did you get up here?"
Pintsize: "Didn't you notice your carry-on bag was a bit heavier? Duh..."
Winslow: "I didn't want to miss this opportunity to go into SPACE! Uh, by the way... I wouldn't look at South America when it swings into view again. Pintsize did some... drawings."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: jmucchiello on 26 Apr 2012, 10:16
PINTSIZE: "It's a big FLUFFY bun."
MARTEN: "A VERY big ... fluffy ... bun."
WINSLOW: "WHERE'S THE BEEF?!"
Showing your age here (as am I). Pintsize should have the punchline here but otherwise amusing.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: jmucchiello on 26 Apr 2012, 10:38
Pintsize: Marten, it looks like it's time to go watch the second half of Terrible Terror from the Terrorverse.
Marten: Wait, what? Is this a MST3K dream sequence?
Winslow: Oo, let's go.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: Mr_Rose on 26 Apr 2012, 14:18
Pintsize: "Wonder Twin powers, activate!" :mrgreen:
Marten: "you know you two would have to be touching for that to work, right? And twins." :roll:
Winslow: "We accidentally discovered we can use you as a conduit last time, remember?" :laugh:

Marten: "errr… no?" :psyduck:
Winslow: "Oh yeah, you wouldn't, would you?"  :angel:
Pintsize:  :evil:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: Omega Entity on 26 Apr 2012, 19:55
Pintsize: Turning Japanese!

Marten: I think I'm turning Japanese!

Winslow: I really think so!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: DSL on 26 Apr 2012, 20:05
MARTEN: "You're not the droids I'm looking for."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: iduguphergrave on 26 Apr 2012, 20:37
OK, I think we've hit the nerd singularity: A Star Wars reference in a forum-game for a webcomic of a MST3K reference.

Win.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: cvcharger on 27 Apr 2012, 00:21
OK, I think we've hit the nerd singularity: A Star Wars reference in a forum-game for a webcomic of a MST3K reference.

Win.

Agreed.  I don't think anyone can top that.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: Soulsynger on 27 Apr 2012, 01:13
*ding*
Next picture, please.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: Jabberwocky on 27 Apr 2012, 04:49
Marten:  I can't believe you two hijacked a TARDIS.
Winslow:  It's bigger on the inside!
Pintsize:  That's what she said!


Still trying to decide which of DSL's postings wins this thread...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: iduguphergrave on 27 Apr 2012, 13:33
@Soulsynger I typically do two per week; more if its some kind of special occasion.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
Post by: DSL on 28 Apr 2012, 14:52
*ding*
Next picture, please.

I kinda like THAT as a caption.