THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 08 Jul 2012, 07:39
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It's been a crazy couple weeks for Jeph and for anyone (like me) living in the northeast/Great Lakes area. Time for some lighthearted frivolity with a week of whimsical (read: horrifying) guest strips and an EXTRA special caption game! Gonna try to do 5 images this week; so let DO this sh**! FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/Rzi9J.png) (http://imgur.com/Rzi9J)
Enjoy!
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Momo: Are you sure this will work?
Pintsize: Just plug it in and run C:/pintsize/libido.exe!
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Momo: At least they're not wang-limbs.
Pintsize: Plug it in again so I can try for wang-limbs!
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MOMO: "OK, I'm pulling ... I pulled."
PINTSIZE (SFX): "Pffrr-r-r-r-r-t!"
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MOMO: "OK, I'm pulling ... I pulled."
PINTSIZE: "Ma-ma!"
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MOMO: "Strangest boot-up procedure I've ever seen."
PINTSIZE: "I see the building maintenence guy do this all the time with the lawnmower."
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MOMO: "Well, that's whimsical and horrifying at the same time. But you say if I pull again ...?"
PINTSIZE: "You'll suddenly look like a teenager."
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Pintsize: Thanks for powering me up. How did you manage it? You don't have an extra battery... Eels?
Momo: Eels.
Pintsize: Come on! Be a sport. Try it!
Momo: I'm... I'm just opposed to the idea of eels with thumbs.
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Oh come on, no panels from the NRRD-CON arc?
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Pintsize: Thumbthingth different.
Momo-tan: That is a terrible pun.
Pintsize: It'th not a pun. Thumbthing ith wrong with my language prothether.
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Momo: Those are the most ... disturbing ... digits I've ever seen.
Pintsize: I know, right? Run down to Rite Aid and pick me up some fingercots, would ya?
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Pintsize: "Look at this mess! I'm all thumbs..."
Momo: "Pfft, you should have seen me before I installed that patch."
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Momo: Er...
Pintsize: I never realised that thumb-drives could be such fun!
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I see no negative repercussions to posting this image after today's comic:
(http://i.imgur.com/49BDK.png) (http://imgur.com/49BDK)
:evil:
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Faye: RAM IT IN
Dora: After applying proper lubrication
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NAILED IT.
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While this will not match the simplicity of the first entry -
Faye: "Dora! What the ....?"
"Dora": "Could Dora do this?"
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Dora: DONKY PUNCH!
FAYE: DAMMIT! I'm gonna pee blood for a week now!
/too vulgar? :?
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Pintsize: Thumbthingth different.
Momo-tan: That is a terrible pun.
Pintsize: It'th not a pun. Thumbthing ith wrong with my language prothether.
that'th a win, that ith.
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Faye: "Goddammit Dora! I'm trying to sleep!"
Dora: "Well, I can hardly play 'Duck, duck, BOOBS' by myself, now can I?"
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Faye: "If you're feeling that way, you should be looking for my sister, not me!"
Dora: "Your sister stopped returning my calls."
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FAYE: "AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa .... z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z....."
DORA: "I gotta tell Hanners about this."
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The ol' "reverse vulcan boob squish"
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Faye: Harder, dammit!
Dora: Can't; this is a family friendly forum; we can only do this because we're still clothed.
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... family friendly forum ....
Well, yes, by general internet "standards," I suppose ...
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Faye: Marten's in the other room, Dora.
Dora: I realized that, but you're just so much more comfy!
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FAYE: "And it never occurred to you that, in my own room and my own bed, I might NOT HAVE PANTS ON?"
DORA: "This feels like foreshadowing. WHY does it feel like foreshadowing?"
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Faye: Harder, dammit!
Dora: Can't; this is a heavily moderated forum; we can only do this because we're still clothed.
fyp. NEW IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/mdNyD.png) (http://imgur.com/mdNyD)
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M: So Hanners what's new---
H: Did you know that Redrum is murder spelled backwards?
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Where does Red Rum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Rum) come into it?
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MARTEN: "So what do you think are your chances of getting out of here alive?"
HANNELORE(?) (In Australian accent): "About average."
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Marten: I got your message. Something panicked about space dildos. Are you okay?
Hannelore: Yeah, but Pintsize might need some help.
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Where does Red Rum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Rum) come into it?
Dunno, but his sire was Quorum, an alphabetical achievement. Wonder if his grandsire was pa-rum-pum-pum-pum.
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MARTEN: "How's Paulie?"
HANNERS: "Oh, Paulie. You won't see him no more."
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Marten: "Hey Hanners, you called me up to see a new art display... what's with the knife?"
Hannelore: "Uh, art! Right! Just give me a few minutes to, uh, clean up! Right!"
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Marten: "Hey Hanners, is this what I think it is?"
Hannelore: "I think so, but this time its not too salty to melt it down into animal shapes."
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Marten: "Once that you've decided on a killing, First you make a stone of your heart And if you find that your hands are still willing Then you can turn a murder into art."
Hannelore: "There really isn't any need for bloodshed, You just do it with a little more finesse. If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee then it avoids an awful lot of mess."
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MARTEN: "Hanners, I'm out of butter. Do you have a little I can borrow?"
HANNERS: "Sorry, I just put the last of mine on a bagel."
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"That's okay, I wanted to borrow a bagel too."
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Martin: Ummmm, have you seen Pint-Size?
Hanners: I'm sure part of him is somewhere in here.
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EDIT: Never mind. I read "bagel" as "badger" in that post.
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EDIT: Never mind. I read "bagel" as "badger" in that post.
Honey bagel don't give a **** either.
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"Hannelore, I've got this problem. You see, I've been getting emo and cutting lately, and it feels wrong."
"Don't worry, Marten, I'm sure it is just a minor problem with your technique. Come in for a second."
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Marten: "Hey Hanners, what's… is that a ceramic knife? I didn't know they even made 'extra stabby' size."
Hannelore: "They don't; mom gets them custom made for her HR dept. and I get the overstock."
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MARTEN: "That's not a knoife."
HANNERS: "Yes it is. But that's not an Australian accent."
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Marten: And that is why I'm absolutely crazy about you.
Hanners: I think I can count to five before my stab reflex kicks in. Run.
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EDIT: Never mind. I read "bagel" as "badger" in that post.
Honey bagel don't give a **** either.
MARTEN: "Hanners, I'm out of butter. Do you have a little I can borrow?"
HANNERS: "Sorry, I just put the last of mine on a badger."
To which I was going to reply:
"As a Wisconsin native, I don't find that funny.
Okay, maybe a little funny, but not that funny."
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Well, if she's gonna butter a badger, she'd need a bigger knoife than that.
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rollin right along....
(http://i.imgur.com/3QbHx.png) (http://imgur.com/3QbHx)
:mrgreen:
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(http://i.imgur.com/3QbHx.png) (http://imgur.com/3QbHx)
Angus: "Actually, I'm quite a mess."
Marigold: "Oh, what, cause you have some issues? News flash: So does everybody else on the planet."
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Angus: "My god, it's full of alcohol."
Marigold: "Secret whiskey almost usually is."
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Angus: So where did you get these... 'samples'?
Marigold: Winslow left them for Momo. I didn't ask.
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Angus: I think I see Jesus
Marigold: Moob
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ANGUS: "What is it?"
MARIGOLD: "It's ... it's ... it's green."
ANGUS: "No it isn't."
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Angus: "What's in this drink, anyway?"
Marigold: "Don't worry, I put one in mine too. That's the way you're supposed to do it, right?"
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Angus: "What's in this drink, anyway?"
Marigold: "Don't worry, I put one in mine too. That's the way you're supposed to do it, right?"
I lol'd, mostly cause I can see her making that mistake. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Angus: "Are those... tiny butts in there?"
Marigold: "The one with the gold flakes was out."
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Angus: "What's in this drink, anyway?"
Marigold: "Don't worry, I put one in mine too. That's the way you're supposed to do it, right?"
I lol'd, mostly cause I can see her making that mistake. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Actually that's probably the best outcome of that scenario since they'd both pass out, have no memory of the event, and no one get forcibly groped.
Anyway....Last image of the week! Posting it now cause I won't have time to again until saturday, likely. See you next week!
(http://i.imgur.com/GS6qk.png) (http://imgur.com/GS6qk)
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Hanners: "After applying proper lubrication..."
Faye: "RAM IT IN!!"
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rollin right along....
(http://i.imgur.com/3QbHx.png) (http://imgur.com/3QbHx)
:mrgreen:
I'm a little late for yesterday's, so I'll need to do a twofer:
Angus: "Well, we're drunk. Still wanna fool around?"
Marigold: "I'll get Faye."
Anyway....Last image of the week! Posting it now cause I won't have time to again until saturday, likely. See you next week!
(http://i.imgur.com/GS6qk.png) (http://imgur.com/GS6qk)
Hanners: "Marigold's on the phone, something about her, Angus, a bottle of whiskey, you, and a pancake breakfast?"
Faye: "Again!?!"
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HANNELORE: "Duck ... duck ... "
FAYE: "NO!"
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Faye: "You want ME to tell YOU about sex?"
Hannelore: "My goodness no! But my mum and dad kept on talking about birds and bees, and my last genetic experiments... are a bit aggressive. See?" *points outside window*
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Hannelore: "Faye, your fly is unzipped and your little guy is hanging out."
Faye: "Yaaaggh! It is!"