THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 23 Sep 2012, 10:57
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Welcome to a new week! First image:
(http://i.imgur.com/cFRA5.png) (http://imgur.com/cFRA5)
Enjoy!
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Claire: But I don't want to do a wet t-shirt contest!
Hanners: I'm sorry, but rules are rules.
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Claire: "Wh…why is the nozzle glowing?"
Hannelore: "We think that's to do with how it still works without actually being attached to the tap."
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"No! You did that to my sister and she MELTED!"
"Too late. You clicked 'Accept' on the EULA."
or
"I told you I already took a shower today!"
"Not by me standards you didn't."
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Claire : I didn't assassinate Shebly, I'm a dog person!
Hannelore : It confesses to it's crime or else it gets the hose again.
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CLAIRE: "You're Hannelore Elli -- "
HANNERS: "Concentrate on the Neurahoser. OK, good. Now, You have no idea who I am and you admire John Ellicott-Chatham greatly. Also, you love that skinny dark-haired guy over there more than anything else and you'll do anything to make him happy."
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Claire: "IWhy are you going to douse me with holy water?"
Hanners: "Well it's the only way I can be sure you're not an elf - those ears are rather elongated, and elves are creepy. At least I think holy water works on elves... maybe I'm thinking of beer..."
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Claire: "I was only joking about the banana smoothie!"
Hannelore: "Faye said you'd get the hose the next time you complained. Shop rules, sorry."
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Claire: "Wha-what are you going to do with that hose?"
Hanners: "Water the plants. Why are you acting like I'm going to do something untoward? "
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If I might,
CLAIRE: "No! You did that to my sister and she MELTED!"
HANNELORE: I'm sorry, she just set Marten on fire and I didn't know what else to do! How was I supposed to know she was a wicked witch?!
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Claire: "I told you! Me and Clinton are not the same person! Why did you have to soak me?"
Hannelore: "I wanted to make sure you weren't trying to deceive me with one of my dad's holo-projectors or something."
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Claire: But I don't want to do a wet t-shirt contest!
Hanners: I'm sorry, but rules are rules.
Hanners [alt]: "I'm sorry, but rules are rules. Faye usually wins these, but maybe you can do something to increase your chances."
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Claire: "Wha-what are you going to do with that hose?"
Hanners: "Water the plants. Why are you acting like I'm going to do something untoward? "
WIN.
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CLAIRE: GAH! I asked for a large!
HANNERS: Out of cups again. Sorry. Open wide.
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CLAIRE: GAH! I asked for a large!
HANNERS: Out of cups again. Sorry. Open wide.
Dammit. ALSO WIN.
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Claire: "Gah. It was an accident. I will never speak Starbuck again. Put the hose away, please."
Hanners: "Sorry. They call it the COFFEE OF DOOM for a reason. As a first time offender you get your pick. Ice cold or scalding?"
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C: Wait a sec... that hose isn't attached to anything
H: Our gardener left it. His name is Chekhov (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChekhovsGun).
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Claire: "Gah. It was an accident. I will never speak Starbuck again. Put the hose away, please."
Hanners: "Sorry. They call it the COFFEE OF DOOM for a reason. As a first time offender you get your pick. Ice cold or scalding?"
CLAIRE: *sigh* Ice-cold please.
HANNERS: Out of ice-cold. Sorry. Scalding ok then?
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CLAIRE: "I am not a secret robot!"
HANNERS: "You won't have anything to worry about then."
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C: Wait a sec... that hose isn't attached to anything
H: Our gardener left it. His name is Chekhov (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChekhovsGun).
I know where that link leads. Must not click or sleep cannot occur.
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CLAIRE: "It was only one link!"
HANNELORE: "I'm sorry, but everyone knows TVtropes will ruin your life (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife)." (Turns on hose)
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CLAIRE: "It was only one link!"
HANNELORE: "I'm sorry, but everyone knows TVtropes will ruin your life (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife)." (Turns on hose)
I am not liking you at the moment, and neither is my internet usage....
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I ain't gonna, and you can't make me.
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It's sort of semi-implied that the hose has been used before on Clinton, here (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2244). There's also this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/QuestionableContent?from=Main.QuestionableContent).
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Sneaky, very sneaky.
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*Turns hose on Pilchard123*
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CLAIRE: "What?"
HANNERS: "It orders the latte or it gets the hose!"
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It's sort of semi-implied that the hose has been used before on Clinton, here (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2244). There's also this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/QuestionableContent?from=Main.QuestionableContent).
Damn you...
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CLAIRE: "WTF????"
HANNERS: "Yes, that is the size you ordered. Want me to leave room for foam?"
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CLAIRE: "It was only one link!"
HANNELORE: "I'm sorry, but everyone knows TVtropes will ruin your life (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife)." (Turns on hose)
Winner.
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It's sort of semi-implied that the hose has been used before on Clinton, here (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2244). There's also this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/QuestionableContent?from=Main.QuestionableContent).
Well played, sir. :x
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The problem is... I got myself with that when I was setting it up.
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Fair's fair. SECOND IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/rve2n.png) (http://imgur.com/rve2n)
Claire and Clinton: Come play with us, Marten; forever and ever and ever and ever...
Marten: Aaaaand I pissed myself.
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Claire and Clinton: "Seven are known. Five are hidden."
Marten: "I'm outta here before the Plan begins."
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Claire and Clinton : Tonight, is the night, when two become one...
Marten : That is horrifying on so many levels, and knowing that reference will destroy my hipster cred. Tell NO-ONE.
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C&C: THE HOSE CHOOSES WHO DRIES AND WHO MOISTENS
M: Dammit, Faye, I knew that hose was a bad idea...
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CLAIRE and CLINTON: "Illogical. Illogical. All units relate. Norman, coordinate."
MARTEN: "Logic is a little bird chirping yelling obscenities on a twig. Logic is a bouquet of flowers that smells BAD makes Dora have an allergic reaction."
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C&C: “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!”
Marten: “Gah! Who changed their region setting (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=415)?!”
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C&C: Butts... Buuutttsss....
M: No, wait! You don't want mine! It's too skinny!
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C&C: The Little Hats, yess, yeesssssss!!!!
M: What the..., I don't even.
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NOT_TWINS: ...Way down below there's a half a million people/Somewhere there's a church with a big tall steeple....
MARTIN: GUAAAH Who the hell even LISTENS to Johnny Rivers anymore!?
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C&C: "NO! I'm the original, and he's/she's the clone!!"
Marten: "But... why are you different genders?
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C&C: "We are Borg, you will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."
Marten: "Dammit!! Picard's never around when you need him."
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Marten: These are not the droids you are looking for...
C&C: Dammit, we AREN'T droids!
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Clinton: For the last time-
Claire: -we are NOT going to sing-
Clinton: -Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer-
Claire: -just so you can have a laugh!
Marten: I'm sorry! It was just a suggestion! You two have such good rhythm!
Claire and Clinton: What are you TALKING about?
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C&C: "We are not creepy! It's the people who call us creepy that are creepy. They creep us out!"
Marten: "Oh. You are honestly not doing much to prove your point now, you know?"
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Clinton and Claire: "We shed the blood of the Saxon men, we shed the blood of the Saxon men.."
Marten: "Why in the hell do you two sound like Christopher Lee?"
(sorry, The Bloody Verdict of Verdun (http://www.maxilyrics.com/charlemagne-act-iii%3A-the-bloody-verdict-of-verden-lyrics-a5c1.html)just came up on the iphone....)
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Marten: These are not the droids you are looking for...
C&C: Dammit, we AREN'T droids!
Well in a way, Clinton's part droid. You know, from a certain point of view. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MetaphoricallyTrue?from=Main.FromACertainPointOfView)
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*turns hose on IDUHG*
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Oh, this should be a fun new game. :evil:
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*Leaves tap running*
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Marten:"Question is, which one's stuffed...and which one's the real McCoy?"
C&C:"I assure you that we are both real, but we are neither one of us McCoys. We are Edisons: Claire and Clinton"
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CLAIRE and CLINTON: "Illogical. Illogical. All units relate. Norman, coordinate."
MARTEN: "Logic is a little bird chirping yelling obscenities on a twig. Logic is a bouquet of flowers that smells BAD makes Dora have an allergic reaction."
Bravo.
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Oh, this should be a fun new game. :evil:
TropeRolling?
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Oh, this should be a fun new game. :evil:
TropeRolling?
I would have thought there would already be a trope (http://bit.ly/PfkIE9) for that…
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May I recommend Friday's last panel as one of the entries for next week? Momo looking over her shoulder like that should be good for a few things....
And one last shot for this week;
C&C: "You think we look a lot alike? What about you and the lady that runs this place?"
Marten: "Yeah, but we're not related... wait, that makes it weirder, doesn't it?"