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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 03 Feb 2013, 08:24
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This is it, everyone; the 100th edition of the QC Caption Game! We've been doing this for nearly two years now which is just insane to think about, but the response has been worth it!
Five panels this week (of course this has to be Super Bowl weekend :-P); Lets get CRAZY :mrgreen::
(http://i.imgur.com/VYVYR9G.png) (http://imgur.com/VYVYR9G)
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Sven/Asuka: I can bring you so much more happiness than Kaworu!
Marten/Shinji: Oh, Asuka, you really didn't need to change gender to make me happy!
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I have no caption. I'm just here to YAY!
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Sven-pai: "I'm thinking of having 'the gaze' patented. What do you think?"
Marten-chan: "Iiiii'm feeling a little uncomfortable, here."
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SVEN: "Marigold's eyeglass prescription does NOT work this way."
MARTEN: "She wishes it worked this way."
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I have no caption. I'm just here to YAY!
YAY! YELLING!
Marten-Dono: "Our love is a forbidden yaoi stereotype, my love."
Sven-San: "IMPOSSIBRU!"
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I'm glad there are four more panels to come, because I just... I ...
There is nothing I can possibly add to that which makes it more funny or more homoerotic. :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck:
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Marten: When I said we should team up, I meant that we could collaborate on some Deathmøle songs but you've transfixed me...
Sven: You couldn't afford my retainer anyway.
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I was going to have a shot, but everyone's responses LOL'd the funny out of me...
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SVEN: Marten, you are the one for me. Let's go to Vegas right now and get married!
MARTEN: I ... I can't ... It's Superbowl Weekend ... Must watch the game!
(Americans and their silly sport events)
*ducks* :psyduck:
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I'm glad there are four more panels to come, because I just... I ...
There is nothing I can possibly add to that which makes it more funny or more homoerotic. :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck:
This.
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MARTEN: "I'm really Dora."
SVEN: "Rawr."
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In-universe this time:
Marten: But my singing is awful...
Sven: Just let me massage your jaw and you'll sing like an angel!
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MARTEN: Aren't we supposed to wait 30 minutes before diving in? This is so scandalous...
SVEN: That's the name of the game, my pet. Muahaha....
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hehe. 2ND IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/NLtQSSU.png) (http://imgur.com/NLtQSSU)
:-D
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Angus: But I want to be with Hanners...
Marigold: You can't ship Hanners ever, especially not with yourself!
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Angus: When did you borrow Faye's pepper spray?
Marigold: I'm sorry, but you deserved it after slating Magical Love Gentleman!
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MARIGOLD: "Poor baby! Upset because Faye threw you across the room again?"
ANGUS: "I'm upset because she DIDN'T!"
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Marigold: "Hanners, did you just hit him where I think you hit him?!?!"
Angus: "Yes, she did!"
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ANGUS: HNNNNGH!
MARIGOLD: For the last time Angus, no pooping on the couch!
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ANGUS: HNNNNGH!
MARIGOLD: For the last time Angus, no pooping on the couch!
With Hanner's face, that's a win!
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Marigold: "It's the first time I've tried cooking! Do you like it? Be honest now."
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ANGUS: HNNNNGH!
MARIGOLD: For the last time Angus, no pooping on the couch!
With Hanner's face, that's a win!
Now imagine what she'd look like if Angus had had diarrhea in stead of constipation ...
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ANGUS: HNNNNGH!
MARIGOLD: For the last time Angus, no pooping on the couch!
With Hanner's face, that's a win!
Now imagine what she'd look like if Angus had had diarrhea in stead of constipation ...
I have been summoned. :evil:
ANGUS: *wail of the Damned*
MARIGOLD: What's the matter? Not spicy enough? Too spicy? Stop singing Johnny Cash you're scaring Hanners.
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Now imagine what she'd look like if Angus had had diarrhea in stead of constipation ...
The couch would be dragged out to a vacant lot and burned. Angus would not be allowed to leave the couch while this occurs.
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MARIGOLD: That was your tampon in the bathroom?
ANGUS: Don't judge me!
HANNERS: "............."
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Bluesummers and PforP are winning pretty hard right now.
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Marigold: "Push! Push! I want to see my babies!"
Angus: "I should never have let you knock me up! Where's that punching intern?"
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Nice callback IICIH.
Marigold: "Oh my god, are you THAT attached to it?!"
Angus: "Faye said she wouldn't keep it for longer than a day!"
(Hanners: *There is no connection between this and Faye's new coffee stirrer! There is no connection between ...*)
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Marigold: "What do you think of my Doritos flavour entry? I call it Volchan."
Angus: "Who in their right mind would mix wasabi with Scoville's special sauce? "
Hanners: *There is no connection between this and Faye's new coffee maker! There is no connection between ...* :psyduck: No. I do not know what I am thinking.
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THIRD IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/qrvgG0h.png) (http://imgur.com/qrvgG0h)
Just to clarify since it's been awhile, this is from Jephs redraw (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1781) of 258. (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=258) ENJOY
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Faye: Your mocha is extra-special. I've added the kind of "chocolate" that is obtained when I sneak non-soy milk into Angus' latte.
Vicky: Uhh... sounds wonderful...
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Faye: "Hi, you must be Cristi."
Cristi: "Uh, yeah, it depends on who's asking..."
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Faye: "Are you originally from Wisconsin?"
Vicky: "Eh. California actually. Why do you ask?"
Faye: "I just hope that you like milk. A lot."
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FAYE: "Have you been SAVED?"
VICKI: "I've been backed up to an external hard drive in a military version of an 8600 chassis. Does that count?"
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Faye: That dark-haired guy over there suggested I give you a Vicki Smoothie.
Vicki: Why do you have that hammer behind your back?
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"You dropped some ice cream on your sweater! May I lick it off?"
"Get away from me."
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Faye: FRIEEEEEEENNNNNDS?
Vicky: <runs away>
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FAYE: My name is Faye Whitaker, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
VICKI: Cute, can you quote any other works of literature?
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FAYE: "Nice coffee ya got there. Shame if anything ... happened to it."
VICKI: "Dinsdale?"
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Faye: FRIEEEEEEENNNNNDS?
Vicky: <runs away>
Wonderful!
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FAYE: "Nice coffee ya got there. Shame if anything ... happened to it." *swells up, explodes*
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Faye: "Are you Born Again?"
Vicki: "Isn't everyone?"
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Faye: "Come on, you fool no one with that wig...Sara"
Vicky: "I-i have no idea what you're talking about"
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Faye: That dark-haired guy over there suggested I give you a Vicki Smoothie.
Vicki: Why do you have that hammer behind your back?
Bronze to you, for the epic hammerthrow twist! >:D
Faye: "Come on, you fool no one with that wig...Sara"
Vicky: "I-i have no idea what you're talking about"
Silver to you, for the Obscure Character Reference! ;D
FAYE: My name is Faye Whitaker, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
VICKI: Cute, can you quote any other works of literature?
Gold to you, because you know just how to hit below the belt! :psyduck:
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You really can't go wrong with Inigo Montoya. ;D
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Faye: "Come on, you fool no one with that wig...Sara"
Vicky: "I-i have no idea what you're talking about"
This makes me wonder... has anyone considered that Sara might be Pizza Girl? It would explain her disappearance. She found her superpowers after being exposed to radioactive marinara sauce, realized she needed to become a superheroine, and quit her dead-end job at Coffee of Doom to achieve her destiny.
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Nope. Randy M. got it right - it's actually Hannelore.
FAYE: "Well, well, haven't seen YOU here in a long time."
VICKY: "Figured it'd be safe now since spineless boy broke up with your boss."
(Next frame: SPLOOSH)
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Well she is now, of course, but Penelope Gaines was actually the original PG, long before we met Marten and Pintsize. But she was never the girl we know as Penelope, who is in fact a depowered clone of the original PG; created after an accident with a radioactive pizza oven and a lump of Calzonite left PG's uniform fused to her skin and impossible to remove, making her secret identity impossible to maintain. Our Penelope was decanted with a full set of memories of the civilian life of PG and so she truly believes she is Penelope Gaines and has no idea that she has anything to do with Pizza Girl, beyond a vague resemblance. Of course, since the original PG was killed and Hannelore took over, she really is just Penelope.
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I think there's a whole seperate thread somewhere about Pizza Girls murky origins. So before we get too derailed...FOURTH IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/7jYsgwQ.png) (http://imgur.com/7jYsgwQ)
Also, I think this is Wils first appearance in the Caption Game!
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Wil: I also own several capes.
Bar owner: You're hired. Wear a cape tonight for work.
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WIL: Wait, hired?
Bar Owner: Yesss, it's the little hatssss you sseee... yes... the hatssss...
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Wil: "... beer, lager, ale. What a tangled web we weave for sale."
Bar owner: "Poetry on tap is fine here, welcome even. But no luscious fruit similes when dealing with female customers."
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Wil: "So, these taps all lead to the same keg?"
Bar owner: "Meh, most of our clients can't tell Old Milwaukee (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Milwaukee) from Fin du Monde (http://www.unibroue.com/en/beers/15/product). It's cheaper this way and that also means someone's going to need a raise."
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Wil: Butts?
B.O.: Butts.
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Wil: Er, sorry, I'm not particularly inspired to ode you.
Bar Owner: I'll add five dollars to your paycheck for every five-dollar adjective you use.
Well she is now, of course, but Penelope Gaines was actually the original PG, long before we met Marten and Pintsize. But she was never the girl we know as Penelope, who is in fact a depowered clone of the original PG; created after an accident with a radioactive pizza oven and a lump of Calzonite left PG's uniform fused to her skin and impossible to remove, making her secret identity impossible to maintain. Our Penelope was decanted with a full set of memories of the civilian life of PG and so she truly believes she is Penelope Gaines and has no idea that she has anything to do with Pizza Girl, beyond a vague resemblance. Of course, since the original PG was killed and Hannelore took over, she really is just Penelope.
Hmm... putting this all together, perhaps Sara left Coffee of Doom to become Pizza Girl, then as Pizza Girl was eaten by an allosaurus. A new Pizza Girl took over in her place, whose clone became Penelope Gaines. The new Pizza Girl was killed, and then Hannelore took over. Eventually, Hannelore will be killed by her clone, and then another blonde girl will take over as Pizza Girl (perhaps Dora will stop dyeing her hair again and take over), thus continuing the line of succession of Pizza Girl.
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WIL: "You know, some of the people who work here have unusual names. For example, Who's tending the bar, What's waiting on tables and I Don't Know is ... "
BAR OWNER: "You're fired."
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Wil: "I say, have you any Grey Poupon?"
Bartender: "Right there, shelf behind you."
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Wil: I'm a four-time Champion of the Awkward Zone. And yourself?
Bartender: Ooh, you're good kid. Real good. But have you ever defeated the Awkward Zone in a church?
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Wil: ....millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.
Bartender: Again!
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WIL: "C'mon Professor. Go, Go!"
BARTENDER FATE: "Relax. This time I'm going to win it my way. Push the button, Max!"
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WIL (EJACULATING): I say Holmes, I think I solved it! Miss Scarlett killed Hef in the Jacuzzi with the Candlestick.
BARTENDER: My dear Watson, have you been playing Adult Cluedo in the Mansion again?
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Thank goodness that IICIH's signature is nearby, so that I can fully appreciate the joke there. :P
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Thank goodness that IICIH's signature is nearby, so that I can fully appreciate the joke there. :P
I learned from the British quiz show QI that Watson had a tendency to ejaculate (meaning "to exclaim"), but apparently that isn't as commonly known amongst English speakers as I assumed. Without that particular reference my entry may seem particularly bizarre.
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And the FIFTH panel of the week. You guys are awesome :mrgreen:
(http://i.imgur.com/jijnqdt.png) (http://imgur.com/jijnqdt)
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I learned from the British quiz show QI that Watson had a tendency to ejaculate (meaning "to exclaim"), but apparently that isn't as commonly known amongst English speakers as I assumed.
It's not been a current usage in my lifetime, so, no.
Of course, from my childhood I was obviously familiar with it from books (Conan Doyle's, indeed, among others).
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Hanners: That drawing on the blackboard scares me.
Dora: Even more than Faye does, right now?
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Hanners: I accidentally replaced Faye with a broken robot from my dad's lab.
Dora: As long as it can make a latte, it's close enough.
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HANNERS: "I was staring at my two fingertips together and all of a sudden it looked like there was a third finger just floating in the air between them."
DORA: "Oh god, you didn't show Faye, did you? She breaks more easily than you'd think ..."
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Hanners: "Dora, can you please stop that?"
Dora: "Faye you know the rules - No boyfriends behind the counter. And put some pants on."
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Dora: "What did you do to her?"
Hanners: "It...it's just a little virus I isolated..."
Faye: "BRAAAAIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSS............
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Dora: "Sorry, Hannelore. As the new person, you're taking over cleaning the customer bathroom from Faye, unless you pass the test of putting your fingers together."
Hannelore: "But I'm trying really hard!"
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DORA: "Don't look at it, Hanners! Don't look at it!"
HANNERS: "I'm trying not to!"
FAYE: "It's beauuutifuuuu(face melts)"
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Hanners: "Dora, can you please stop that?"
Dora: "Faye you know the rules - No boyfriends behind the counter. And put some pants on."
Win.
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Hanners: I accidentally replaced Faye with a broken robot from my dad's lab.
Dora: As long as it can make a latte, it's close enough.
Hanners: Maybe I shouldn't have made it look up sketchy yaoi sites for me and Marigold before going on shift.
Dora: Hopefully the corrupted registry files won't infect the espresso machine.
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Thank goodness that IICIH's signature is nearby, so that I can fully appreciate the joke there. :P
I learned from the British quiz show QI that Watson had a tendency to ejaculate (meaning "to exclaim"), but apparently that isn't as commonly known amongst English speakers as I assumed. Without that particular reference my entry may seem particularly bizarre.
To be clear, I know both meanings, and I'm sure many frustrated English teachers have taught their students the same thing if they needed to, but the word does have certain connotations... :P
I'd love to enter with an actual caption, but Border's caption is so good that I now look at the picture and I can't see them saying anything else. I almost forgot what the original line was.
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Hanners: "Dora, can you please stop that?"
Dora: "Faye you know the rules - No boyfriends behind the counter. And put some pants on."
Win.
Dang Angus got some skillz!
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Hanners: "Dora, can you please stop that?"
Dora: "Faye you know the rules - No boyfriends behind the counter. And put some pants on."
Win.
Agreed. 8-)
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HANNERS: So now we're both ... blonde?
DORA: But look at Faye - she's the one having more fun
(note to young people - it comes from a 60s hair coloring ad. look it up)
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Hanners: "Dora, can you please stop that?"
Dora: "Faye you know the rules - No boyfriends behind the counter. And put some pants on."
Win.
Dang Angus got some skillz!
Must be using the alphabet trick (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=35).
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Hanners: "Dora, can you please stop that?"
Dora: "Faye you know the rules - No boyfriends behind the counter. And put some pants on."
Win.
Dang Angus got some skillz!
Must be using the alphabet trick (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=35).
Since Faye is not too fond of the alphabet trick, I doubt Angus could render her catatonic with that alone.
Anyway, conceding this round to Border Reiver.