THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 21 Apr 2013, 11:46
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We are doing this.
(http://i.imgur.com/x9sIU9n.png) (http://imgur.com/x9sIU9n)
Clinton: I feel my anger, my master...
Claire: Thank god we know we're siblings.
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Clinton: bapeti bupi!
Claire: You can't speak Italian, only by holding your hand like that! You need a moustache!
(I hate myself for referencing this show. I don't like it, but this joke somehow stayed in my brain…)
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CLAIRE: Hey! Don't give me the finger!
CLINTON: It isn't me! PintsizeSome asshat has hacked my hand *again*.
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Clinton: The doctor said that with the force the robot hand applied, I'm lucky I didn't lose it entirely.
Claire: I told you not to pick your nose with that thing!
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Clinton: The doctor said that with the force the robot hand applied, I'm lucky I didn't lose it entirely.
Claire: I told you not to pick your nose with that thing!
Nice one! But wouldn't Clinton think it'd be cool to have a bionic nose too?
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CLINTON: "... Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plant life. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the available mine sites in the country, but I would guess that dwelling space for several hundred thousands of our people could easily be provided."
CLAIRE: "Well, I, I would hate to have to decide ... who stays up and ... who goes down."
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CLINTON: "See the precise control? I was able to apply just enough pressure to the exoskeleton of this formicid to result, not in fatality, but in writhing pain."
CLAIRE: "How ant agonistic."
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"Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio ..."
"That's not what you think it is, brother dear."
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"Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio ..."
"That's not what you think it is, brother dear."
I would have expected to hear something like this rather from Method of Madness… With this username…
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Clinton: "Do you think I should tell everyone this is really just a metallic glove?"
Claire: "No way; after what you did to Faye, she'd go all banana smoothie on you!"
Clinton: "Maybe then I could get a real robot hand?!"
Claire: "Didn't you hear me? I said banana smoothie. Maybe a couple of lychee fruit too."
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Clinton: The doctor said that with the force the robot hand applied, I'm lucky I didn't lose it entirely.
Claire: I told you not to pick your nose with that thing!
Nice one! But wouldn't Clinton think it'd be cool to have a bionic nose too?
He'd love to have one, until he gets a cold and it starts running. Have you ever tried to catch an AnthroPC? :psyduck:
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"I have a long life line, but my palm tells me I will be unhappy in love."
"You don't take that seriously, do you?!"
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Clinton: "Yeah, I remember the fortune cookie the day before I lost my hand. 'You will never truly be satisfied.' What about it?"
Claire: "I finally figured it out. It's because you lost your jerkin' hand."
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/ef4d9a8b90e1dcb1a0c9275a30c4aeb6/tumblr_mlmjog6b6K1r9pccro1_250.jpg)
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Clinton: "I think they misunderstood me when i say i wanted a robot girlfriend...".
Claire: "Well...At least she won't fake a headache".
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Clinton: "I still don't understand why Dad cut my hand off."
Claire: "For the last time, Star Wars is not your life story!"
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Oh, nice one, Zeb.
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Clinton: The doctor said that with the force the robot hand applied, I'm lucky I didn't lose it entirely.
Claire: I told you not to pick your nose with that thing!
Nice one! But wouldn't Clinton think it'd be cool to have a bionic nose too?
He'd love to have one, until he gets a cold and it starts running. Have you ever tried to catch an AnthroPC? :psyduck:
Nah, it would not run far before its driver crashed.
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"Finally I'll be able to beat Marten at Guitar Hero."
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Clinton: The doctor said that with the force the robot hand applied, I'm lucky I didn't lose it entirely.
Claire: "Well, if you'd use the synthetic cover (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2305) and some lube..."
:mrgreen:
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Clinton: The doctor said that with the force the robot hand applied, I'm lucky I didn't lose it entirely.
Claire: "Well, if you'd use the synthetic cover (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2305) and some lube..."
:mrgreen:
DAMN IT YOU TOOK MY JOKE I AM GONE FOR A FEW DAYS AND NOW THIS :x
Ahem.
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Clinton: I'm worried the VI for my robotic hand may be developing into a full AI. It's been showing alarming signs of autonomy, even if some instances seem to have been guided by my suppressed desires...
Claire: Again?! Didn't the AI amalgam mind issue you a new hand after the last time? (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1911)
Clinton: I am beginning to wonder if the AIs are using me as a breeding platform.
*edited to add hyperlink*
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Clinton: "Is this a little tree growing here?"
Claire: "Eww! Don't you ever clean under your fingernails?!"
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Clinton: "The hand keeps trying to flip me off..."
Claire: "Well let me know if it starts doing Nazi salutes and trying to strangle you Dr. Strangelove"
Seriously, Clinton's hand appears to be prepared to flip the bird in that panel to me.
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Clinton: I miss having fingerprints.
Clair: If you wore the cover, at least you could give it a whorl.
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CLINTON: The puns... gaaah.
CLAIRE: I am not helping you hide the bodies this time.
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CLINTON: "What is love? Baby, don't hurt me...don't hurt me..."
CLAIRE: "No more, dammit. Ugh."
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Clinton: "The hand keeps trying to flip me off..."
Claire: "Well let me know if it starts doing Nazi salutes and trying to strangle you Dr. Strangelove"
Seriously, Clinton's hand appears to be prepared to flip the bird in that panel to me.
Clinton: "Mein fuehrer, I can walk!"
Claire: "We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when..."
(atomic bomb blows up Northampton)
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Clinton: I think my hand is getting rusty
Claire: That is why the doctor said to wear gloves when you date miss michigan.
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Clinton: I still can't get the shape quite right... my hand will never be a portafilter (http://tinyurl.com/csyskmx)
Claire: You should talk to Faye... she might be able to give you some pointers for your pointer
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Clinton: I need to replace the servos in the middle finger again. This is all the farther it extends at the moment.
Claire: Seriously, how many people do you flip off in a day?
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Clinton: "This flesh is weak... the purity of the machine is total"
Claire: "....you seriously need to see help bro"
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lol
(http://i.imgur.com/e7D4nDr.png) (http://imgur.com/e7D4nDr)
lol wut
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Mieville: "I puked on the living room carpet. You should probably take care of that instead of watching porn."
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"Discovery Channel has some really good cat porn. Jaguars in heat, baby!"
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"Is that KITTY PORN?!!"
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"Do you not love me because I don't have a caption?"
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<mandatory>
"You look for people eating what?!"
</mandatory>
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Mieveille: Too late! I saw your SSN. Your identity is MINE!
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Mieville: "We are out of catnip. I want to see some hot tomcat-tomcat action. You don't want me to tell Tai about the site you just visited. Do we understand each other?"
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"Obey me pathetic human"
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Mieville: "I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes."
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Mieville: Open your computer, I need to take a nap!
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Melville: "Dora... Hack my mainframe. Please?"
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MIEVILLE: "'Ey girl...you got my money? I don't wanna hafta be breakin' kneecaps now, do I?"
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MEIVILLE: "No, not murder. You always project that desire onto me."
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Mieville: "I see. When *they* do it, it's o.k."
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Mieville: "You stole Marten's laptop AGAIN?"
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"Obey me pathetic human"
This is pretty much what I imagine my cat is trying to say every time she meows at me.
On topic: "Why do you have 'SLAM' written on your Top?"
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Mieville: "Honestly, I don't know why you're hiding it. I mean come on, we lived in the same house as Pintsize, have you seen the filth he put's up on the HD?"
edit: Fixed it.
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Dora doesn't live in the same building as Marten and Pintsize anymore.
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Meiville: "You are in MY spot."
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MIEVILLE: Can opener operator, get to work! I' m hungry.
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"Do you love that computer more than you love me?"
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M: "Two GUYS? You told me you liked pussies!"
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Mieville: "They didn't look like cat GIFs to me..."