THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 05 May 2013, 15:55
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Hey folks, sorry there was no second image last week; it was my birthday and my work schedule was different so I never had the time. Anyway, gonna try to be back on track this week. FIRST PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/Lf7yrzH.png) (http://imgur.com/Lf7yrzH)
Enjoy!
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Marten: Augh! What did you eat for lunch!?
Claire: BEANS.
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Marten: "I will never eat peas with thyme again!"
Claire: "Yeah, I like ZoeB, but that recipe wasn't her finest moment."
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Marten: "I think I just got Force Choked."
Claire: "Sorry about that, Emily kinda gets that wrong on occasion."
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Marten: I'm choking on Spathe Ham and waffles!
Claire: I'm new here. I don't get it.
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MARTEN: THE BLACK BIN --- MY EYE!!!
CLAIRE: Oh come on it wasn't THAT bad.
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Marten: "Ach *cough cough* hairball!"
Claire: "Charming"
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Marten: "It's like paint thinner!"
Claire: "That's the last time I waste my good Scotch on you."
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Marten: "I think I just got Force Choked."
Claire: "Sorry about that, Emily kinda gets that wrong on occasion."
Marten: You have altered our relationship dynamic.
Claire: Pray I don't alter it any further.
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I think Loki just won the thread.
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Marten: "I have this weird itch in my throat."
Claire: "Great. And here I thought I had a chance."
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I think Loki just won the thread.
Yes, he has.
I concede
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MARTEN: Ack, who crapped all over the carpet?
CLAIRE: That's "Peas of Shit", Emily's first attempt at art. Apparently it portrays the endless cycle from nutrition to fertilizer and back.
(I concede that while Emily is weird, she probably hopefully isn't THAT weird)
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Marten: I have this strange pain in my arm and OH MY GOD IT'S THE CLAWW!!!
Claire: And you wonder why you're single.
Actually, I love 'Liar Liar'.
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Me too
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Claire: I can't believe Emily didn't like my peas joke
Marten: yeah... but did she have to wash *both* our moths out with soap?
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Claire: Well, you weren't supposed to eat the moths after she washed them. :psyduck:
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I think Loki just won the thread.
Yes, he has.
I concede
Yyyyup.
Bravo, Loki.
MARTEN: Oh god, the fridge was full of those!
CLAIRE: Damnit, that little orb told me it didn't have any orifices!
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Marten: "And the collar Dora wanted me to wear was this big."
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Marten: "Something just poked me in the eye and now it's trying to choke me."
Claire: "Stop that, Clint. And work on your aim!"
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Ahhh, The Eastwood 'Dirty Harry' deathglare.
Only outmatched by the Janeway Force 10 Glare
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heh. NEW IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/FFSR1DW.png) (http://imgur.com/FFSR1DW)
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"Uh... would you like a table Emily?"
"Just pour some espresso on these for me instead"
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H: "Are you ok?"
E: "I think i'm addicted to *much munch* these things. *munch* I just can't stop with the *much much* peas"
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Hanners: "Edamame?"
Emily: "......?"
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EMILY: I'm giving peas a chance!
HANNERS: ...fine but that instant karma is gonna get ya.
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Hannelore: "Ready for orders, Sergeant!"
Emily: "Private, show me your peas face!"
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Hannelore: "Why are you eating peas?"
Emily: "...Those are not leprechaun brains?"
Seriously, they kind of look like brains.
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HANNELORE: I am sorry, but you're not allowed to bring your own food.
EMILY: Aww, give these peas a chance!
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H: "please stop it with the bad puns already"
E: "I can stop any thyme I want."
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HANNELORE (looking up from the "Viruses for Dummies" book -- that she's writing): "You can't just bring peas to park here."
EMILY: "But what about that ArachnoPC that was just here? What about that spider, man?"
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....AAAaaaand he slowly groaned at that one.
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Toooo..... mannny .... levellllls of bad punnnnnnssssssssss..........
cannnnnnnn't BREEEEEEEEEEEEEATHE!!
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Well, if we stopped punning, would that appeas you?
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You guys would warm my heart if I still had one.
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E: Imagine that yesterday we would have given peas a chance?
H: Must... read... all... bad... puns.
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You guys would warm my heart if I still had one.
I'll loan you one while I get my flamethrower.
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H: "I don't know how to make a peas smoothy."
M: "Just like a banana smoothy."
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H: "I don't know how to make a peas smoothy."
M: "Just like a banana smoothy."
You mean "how to make peas treat-y".
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This pun might be a bit too terrible, but...
Hannelore: I don't know how to make a pea smoothie.
Emily: Well, first you go into the bathroom...
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I'm begging you, peas stop with the puns!
8-)
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"peas stop" is too polite. Try "Squash'em!" and threaten to cut off their celeries.
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Emily: "Waffles."
Hannelore: "Waffles?"
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H: "I don't think you're supposed to put peas up your nose."
E: "Do they go in my ears, like beans?"
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Emily: "Waffles."
Hannelore: "Waffles?"
You know, that typo had me laughing harder than any pun in this thread. I have a simple mind.
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...what typo?
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"Hannalore"?
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whoops :facepalm:
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"Hannalore"?
Whoops indeed.
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HANNELORE (looking up from the "Viruses for Dummies" book -- that she's writing): "You can't just bring peas to park here."
EMILY: "But what about that ArachnoPC that was just here? What about that spider, man?"
That is the single greatest barrage of puns I have ever seen.
There's a reason I always think "Oh, this'll be good..." when I see that ol' head cannon. :D
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Hanners: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Emily: Huh?
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Emily: "Can I use the blender?"
Hannelore: "Why?"
Emily: "I'm working on whirled peas."