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Title: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: iduguphergrave on 05 May 2013, 15:55
Hey folks, sorry there was no second image last week; it was my birthday and my work schedule was different so I never had the time. Anyway, gonna try to be back on track this week. FIRST PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/Lf7yrzH.png) (http://imgur.com/Lf7yrzH)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: cesium133 on 05 May 2013, 16:07
Marten: Augh! What did you eat for lunch!?
Claire: BEANS.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 05 May 2013, 16:28
Marten: "I will never eat peas with thyme again!"
Claire: "Yeah, I like ZoeB, but that recipe wasn't her finest moment."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Kugai on 05 May 2013, 18:38
Marten:  "I think I just got Force Choked."

Claire:  "Sorry about that, Emily kinda gets that wrong on occasion."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: DrBear on 05 May 2013, 18:40
Marten: I'm choking on Spathe Ham and waffles!

Claire: I'm new here. I don't get it.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 05 May 2013, 19:50
MARTEN:  THE BLACK BIN --- MY EYE!!!
CLAIRE:   Oh come on it wasn't THAT bad.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: GarandMarine on 05 May 2013, 19:51
Marten: "Ach *cough cough* hairball!"
Claire: "Charming"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 05 May 2013, 23:45
Marten: "It's like paint thinner!"
Claire: "That's the last time I waste my good Scotch on you."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Loki on 05 May 2013, 23:51
Marten:  "I think I just got Force Choked."

Claire:  "Sorry about that, Emily kinda gets that wrong on occasion."

Marten: You have altered our relationship dynamic.
Claire: Pray I don't alter it any further.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 06 May 2013, 00:08
I think Loki just won the thread.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Soulsynger on 06 May 2013, 00:10
Marten: "I have this weird itch in my throat."
Claire: "Great. And here I thought I had a chance."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Border Reiver on 06 May 2013, 03:21
I think Loki just won the thread.

Yes, he has.

I concede
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 06 May 2013, 03:46
MARTEN: Ack, who crapped all over the carpet?
CLAIRE: That's "Peas of Shit", Emily's first attempt at art. Apparently it portrays the endless cycle from nutrition to fertilizer and back.

(I concede that while Emily is weird, she probably hopefully isn't THAT weird)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Sorflakne on 06 May 2013, 13:21
Marten: I have this strange pain in my arm and OH MY GOD IT'S THE CLAWW!!!
Claire: And you wonder why you're single.



Actually, I love 'Liar Liar'.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: iduguphergrave on 07 May 2013, 15:52
Me too
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: FunkyTuba on 07 May 2013, 16:46
Claire: I can't believe Emily didn't like my peas joke
Marten: yeah... but did she have to wash *both* our moths out with soap?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: cesium133 on 07 May 2013, 18:14
Claire: Well, you weren't supposed to eat the moths after she washed them.  :psyduck:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: WAYF on 07 May 2013, 19:22
I think Loki just won the thread.

Yes, he has.

I concede
Yyyyup.
Bravo, Loki.


MARTEN: Oh god, the fridge was full of those!

CLAIRE: Damnit, that little orb told me it didn't have any orifices!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Kugai on 07 May 2013, 22:17
Marten:  "And the collar Dora wanted me to wear was this big."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Spiff on 08 May 2013, 11:59
Marten: "Something just poked me in the eye and now it's trying to choke me."

Claire: "Stop that, Clint. And work on your aim!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Kugai on 08 May 2013, 18:06
Ahhh,  The Eastwood 'Dirty Harry' deathglare.


Only outmatched by the Janeway Force 10 Glare
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: iduguphergrave on 08 May 2013, 18:29
heh. NEW IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/FFSR1DW.png) (http://imgur.com/FFSR1DW)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: GarandMarine on 08 May 2013, 18:51
"Uh... would you like a table Emily?"
"Just pour some espresso on these for me instead"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: mtmerrick on 08 May 2013, 20:19
H: "Are you ok?"

E: "I think i'm addicted to *much munch* these things. *munch* I just can't stop with the *much much* peas"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Carl-E on 08 May 2013, 20:40
Hanners:  "Edamame?" 
Emily:  "......?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 08 May 2013, 21:01
EMILY:  I'm giving peas a chance!
HANNERS:  ...fine but that instant karma is gonna get ya.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 08 May 2013, 21:08
Hannelore: "Ready for orders, Sergeant!"
Emily: "Private, show me your peas face!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Loki on 09 May 2013, 00:10
Hannelore: "Why are you eating peas?"
Emily: "...Those are not leprechaun brains?"

Seriously, they kind of look like brains.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 09 May 2013, 01:22
HANNELORE: I am sorry, but you're not allowed to bring your own food.
EMILY: Aww, give these peas a chance!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: mtmerrick on 09 May 2013, 02:10
H: "please stop it with the bad puns already"

E: "I can stop any thyme I want."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: DSL on 09 May 2013, 03:23
HANNELORE (looking up from the "Viruses for Dummies" book -- that she's writing): "You can't just bring peas to park here."
EMILY: "But what about that ArachnoPC that was just here? What about that spider, man?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: jwhouk on 09 May 2013, 06:24
....AAAaaaand he slowly groaned at that one.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Carl-E on 09 May 2013, 07:58
Toooo.....   mannny ....   levellllls of bad punnnnnnssssssssss..........




cannnnnnnn't BREEEEEEEEEEEEEATHE!!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Neko_Ali on 09 May 2013, 08:30
Well, if we stopped punning, would that appeas you?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: DSL on 09 May 2013, 08:31
You guys would warm my heart if I still had one.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Skewbrow on 09 May 2013, 08:51
E: Imagine that yesterday we would have given peas a chance?
H: Must... read... all... bad... puns.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Border Reiver on 09 May 2013, 09:25
You guys would warm my heart if I still had one.

I'll loan you one while I get my flamethrower.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 09 May 2013, 11:48
H: "I don't know how to make a peas smoothy."
M: "Just like a banana smoothy."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Loki on 09 May 2013, 12:08
H: "I don't know how to make a peas smoothy."
M: "Just like a banana smoothy."

You mean "how to make peas treat-y".
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: cesium133 on 09 May 2013, 12:25
This pun might be a bit too terrible, but...

Hannelore: I don't know how to make a pea smoothie.
Emily: Well, first you go into the bathroom...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: iduguphergrave on 09 May 2013, 14:01
I'm begging you, peas stop with the puns!



 8-)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Redball on 09 May 2013, 15:22
"peas stop" is too polite. Try "Squash'em!" and threaten to cut off their celeries.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Kugai on 09 May 2013, 18:00
Emily:  "Waffles."

Hannelore:  "Waffles?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 09 May 2013, 22:56
H: "I don't think you're supposed to put peas up your nose."
E: "Do they go in my ears, like beans?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: ChaoSera on 10 May 2013, 02:30
Emily:  "Waffles."

Hannelore:  "Waffles?"
You know, that typo had me laughing harder than any pun in this thread. I have a simple mind.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: mtmerrick on 10 May 2013, 02:46
...what typo?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: ChaoSera on 10 May 2013, 03:06
"Hannalore"?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: mtmerrick on 10 May 2013, 03:09
whoops  :facepalm:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Kugai on 10 May 2013, 21:43
"Hannalore"?

Whoops indeed.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: WAYF on 11 May 2013, 01:22
HANNELORE (looking up from the "Viruses for Dummies" book -- that she's writing): "You can't just bring peas to park here."
EMILY: "But what about that ArachnoPC that was just here? What about that spider, man?"

That is the single greatest barrage of puns I have ever seen.
There's a reason I always think "Oh, this'll be good..." when I see that ol' head cannon. :D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Sorflakne on 11 May 2013, 23:20
Hanners: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Emily: Huh?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 113
Post by: Carl-E on 11 May 2013, 23:38
Emily: "Can I use the blender?" 

Hannelore: "Why?" 

Emily: "I'm working on whirled peas."