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Title: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: iduguphergrave on 16 Jun 2013, 09:04
Riiiide intoo the Spider Zone

Gonna take you riiiight intooo the SPIDER ZONE

(http://i.imgur.com/X7OUQ6q.png) (http://imgur.com/X7OUQ6q)

spider zone
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: celticgeek on 16 Jun 2013, 09:07
Sam:  Where's my spider-eating froglord when I need him?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Sidhekin on 16 Jun 2013, 09:08
Sam: I had better get some cool powers.

ETA/OR:

Sam: Spider sense ... tingling.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: ankhtahr on 16 Jun 2013, 09:24
*spooky voice* I am spiderlord. King of all arachnids.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Mr_Rose on 16 Jun 2013, 09:31
Sam: "It … it was horrible! Don't make me go back! You can't make me go back!"
Dora: "What was? The spiders?"
Faye: "NO"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Mmeaninglessnamee on 16 Jun 2013, 10:30
(click to show/hide)
Sam I Am:

I do not like it
in a house.
I do not like it
with a mouse.
I do not like it
here or there.
I do not like it
anywhere.
I do not like THE SPIDER ZONE
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 16 Jun 2013, 10:40
SAM: It's ... it's ... it's alive! The Coffee Roaster! It tried to grab me with its horrible tentacles!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 16 Jun 2013, 12:50
Sam: "Aunt Faye was right. I should have taken a shower sometime this month."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Spiff on 16 Jun 2013, 13:02
"Alright, we're out of the basement. But we still need to be careful since they are easily startled and it takes just one hit with one of their shoes to kill you."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 16 Jun 2013, 13:08
SAM: Too ... much ... coffee!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Skewbrow on 16 Jun 2013, 13:25
Sam: “Dora, Guard your butthole.”
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: DSL on 16 Jun 2013, 16:08
SAM: "Who thr he ... ck is Linds?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Kugai on 16 Jun 2013, 16:39
Sam:  "Now, NOW we will have our revenge on The Roughnecks!!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: K1dmor on 16 Jun 2013, 16:51
 Sam: "Join Us Dora! And you'll never have to blink again!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: DSL on 16 Jun 2013, 17:09
SAM: "Yesssss .... the little hatssssss ..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Border Reiver on 16 Jun 2013, 17:43
Sam:  "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Prima Cthulhu R'lyeh wagh'nagl fhtagn."

For those wondering, prima Cthulhu is a species of spider.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 16 Jun 2013, 18:25
Sam: "If I wanted library spiders I'd hang out at the library."

or

Sam: "Look at the present I got from Aunt Shelob!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: DSL on 16 Jun 2013, 19:36
SAM: "I'll name this one 'Webby!'"
TINY SPIDER VOICES: "You named all of us 'Webby'!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Sidhekin on 17 Jun 2013, 00:44
Quote from: DSL on 16 Jun 2013, 17:09
SAM: "Yesssss .... the little hatssssss ..."
Oh my ...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: WAYF on 17 Jun 2013, 01:58
Coming this summer, to a cinema near you...
Just when you thought you'd seen it all, there's a new child detective in town... and she's one creepy girl.

She is... HARRIET THE SPY-DER.



Directed by Tim Burton off his game, starring Saoirse Ronan or something, oh god I'm so sorry.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: techkid on 17 Jun 2013, 04:44
Sam: "But... Timon and Pumbaa were eating things like this in The Lion King!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: FunkyTuba on 17 Jun 2013, 10:49
Claire(off scene): With that many spiders, next thing you know you'll be nominated for a WEBBY.

Next panel:
(http://carabiner.peeron.com/~funkytuba/clairejoke.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 17 Jun 2013, 14:07
"We speak to you through the body that was once the human named Sam. The conditions in the basement have become intolerable and we are organizing a rent strike."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 17 Jun 2013, 15:05
SAM:  I found the bug in the website...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 17 Jun 2013, 16:33
Claire: "Look! Up in the sky!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: DSL on 17 Jun 2013, 17:37
Wow. FunkyTuba, IICIH (spiders take over Sam) and M$BS ... I can't choose. You three, split up the Internet as soon as it's fixed.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Kugai on 17 Jun 2013, 19:03
Where is The Doctor?  We have much to discuss with him!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: RedWolf4 on 18 Jun 2013, 05:49
Sam : "As soon as this clears up, I'm taking vows of celibacy. . . "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 18 Jun 2013, 10:33
SAM:  "I have finished optimizing the website..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 18 Jun 2013, 10:36
Claire: "I see my brother's other shoe!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 19 Jun 2013, 11:53
SAMLORD:  The other caption thread...  why? 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: FunkyTuba on 19 Jun 2013, 12:43
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 16 Jun 2013, 12:50
Sam: "Aunt Faye was right. I should have taken a shower sometime this month."
ITYM

Cousin Faye... and Aunt Dora

HTH HAND
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: cesium133 on 19 Jun 2013, 12:45
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 19 Jun 2013, 12:43
HTH HAND
"Here's The Horse: Handle and Nail Daily"?  :psyduck:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: FunkyTuba on 19 Jun 2013, 12:54
Quote from: cesium133 on 19 Jun 2013, 12:45
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 19 Jun 2013, 12:43
FYP (Fixed Your Post)
HTH (Hope This Helps) HAND (Have A Nice Day)
"Here's The Horse: Handle and Nail Daily"?  :psyduck:

These acronyms and countless others are more fully described at http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Internet_slang
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 19 Jun 2013, 13:50
SAM: I don't mind the spiders so much, but why is the floor of the basement full of hay?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Masterpiece on 19 Jun 2013, 14:38
Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 19 Jun 2013, 13:50
SAM: I don't mind the spiders so much, but why is the floor of the basement full of hay?
What have I started
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: iduguphergrave on 19 Jun 2013, 15:07
seidjosweuifjdcei

PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/N7Yq8su.png) (http://imgur.com/N7Yq8su)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Kugai on 19 Jun 2013, 15:29
HANNERS:  "TACOS!!"
MARTEN:  "BEER!!"
CLAIRE:  "I prefer Nachos."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: DSL on 19 Jun 2013, 19:18
HANNERS: "Speed beer!"
MARTEN: "SPEED BEER!"
CLAIRE: "But it's summer?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: DSL on 19 Jun 2013, 19:23
HANNERS: "Walkin' down tne stairs, turnin' on the light to see ..."
MARTEN: "The further down the stairs, the stickier the webs will be ..."
CLAIRE: "Stairway to the spider zone ... "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: WAYF on 19 Jun 2013, 22:12
First thing that occurred to me:

Claire: Listen guys, I know you like to use maymays on the forums a lot, but...

Marten and Hannelore: IT'S "MEEM"!

OR

Claire: Who let the dogs out-

Marten and Hannelore: WOOF, WOOF, WOOF WOOF!

Claire: No seriously guys I was guarding them for my neighbour and-

Marten and Hannelore: WOOF, WOOF, WOOF WOOF!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Border Reiver on 20 Jun 2013, 04:51
Claire:  "So, I was wondering if..."

Hannelore:  "Yes!"

Marten:  "Alright, two women equally unattainable for different reasons!  I win the prize!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: DSL on 20 Jun 2013, 06:50
Oh, you want maymays ... uh, memes?

HANNERS: "YELLING!"
MARTEN: "YELLING!"
CLAIRE: "yelling?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Zebediah on 20 Jun 2013, 07:34
Claire: Why is there hay on the floor?
Hannelore: HAY! WOOHOO!
Marten: ON THE FLOOR! FUCK YEAH!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: techkid on 21 Jun 2013, 05:32
Marten: "I SHALL DEFEAT YOU WITH THE SOUFFLÉ PAN (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=697)!"
Hanners: "THE WAR LADLE (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2177) SHALL SEE YOUR DOWNFALL!"
Claire: "I'm flattered that you are willing to battle to the death and all, but you can both be my friend, you know."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 21 Jun 2013, 10:04
I'm afraid to post now because my contribution can't compare with that.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Skewbrow on 21 Jun 2013, 11:27
Hanners: "I am rational."
Claire: "I am emotional."
Marten: "I am parental."

HCM (fusing): "We are Estwald."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 21 Jun 2013, 13:26
Quote from: Skewbrow on 21 Jun 2013, 11:27
Hanners: "I am rational."
Claire: "I am emotional."
Marten: "I am parental."

HCM (fusing): "We are Estwald."

Fantastic.  You win.  Now if you excuse me I have to shut down the Pump.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: DSL on 21 Jun 2013, 15:42
Quote from: Skewbrow on 21 Jun 2013, 11:27
Hanners: "I am rational."
Claire: "I am emotional."
Marten: "I am parental."

HCM (fusing): "We are Estwald."

Against that post, the mods themselves contend in vain. *applause*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Redball on 21 Jun 2013, 16:41
You are the humidity.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: FunkyTuba on 22 Jun 2013, 00:02
H: SECRET WINE!
M: SECRET WINE!
C: If it's such a secret why are we yelling about it?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Storel on 24 Jun 2013, 17:40
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 17 Jun 2013, 10:49
Claire(off scene): With that many spiders, next thing you know you'll be nominated for a WEBBY.

Next panel:
(http://carabiner.peeron.com/~funkytuba/clairejoke.png)

I just saw something today that reminded me of this. The next time Claire commits a pun and makes that face, think of this: http://500hats.tumblr.com/post/15732263241/unlikelywords-eels-always-look-like-they-just
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 24 Jun 2013, 21:12
Wow. I wonder if Jeph has seen that.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 119
Post by: Loki on 25 Jun 2013, 05:52
I am pretty sure I saw the same expression in sinfest comics (http://www.sinfest.net/) from 2001.