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Title: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: iduguphergrave on 15 Sep 2013, 12:29
Good afternoon, ya'll! First panel:

(http://i.imgur.com/f2QZwyj.png) (http://imgur.com/f2QZwyj)

Enjoy
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: celticgeek on 15 Sep 2013, 12:31
Dale:  I need a Fourth of July Pizza, this big!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Kugai on 15 Sep 2013, 12:32
Sorry boss, I just got a new job at NASA.  Something about helping out at Launch.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Zebediah on 15 Sep 2013, 13:34
Y-M-C-A
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 15 Sep 2013, 13:51
"Gimme a C!"
"Gimme an O!"
"Gimme a D!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 15 Sep 2013, 14:10
DALE:    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!! (http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=csi&play=true)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Masterpiece on 15 Sep 2013, 15:04
Masterpiece: Fuck yeah, my profile picture is in the captions thread!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: iduguphergrave on 15 Sep 2013, 15:11
lol wasn't even trying  8-)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: jwhouk on 15 Sep 2013, 17:25
Y-M-C-A

Win.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Border Reiver on 15 Sep 2013, 20:32
Dale:  "Have you seen the script for this week?  It's gonna be awesome!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Mmeaninglessnamee on 15 Sep 2013, 22:11
Dale [when paying at a restaurant]: I thought that food was so good that I'm gonna stand here with these sparklers until you give me an encore!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 15 Sep 2013, 23:36
DALE: I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Storel on 15 Sep 2013, 23:37
Dale: Ommmmmmmmmmm...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: techkid on 16 Sep 2013, 01:56
Dale: "IT'S MY ****ING BIRTHDAY!!!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: FunkyTuba on 16 Sep 2013, 02:00
Dale: I AM A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS
Pizza guy: Sure ya are... And I'm Mario Batale... Now who's gonna deliver dees pies?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: WAYF on 16 Sep 2013, 02:32
Y-M-C-A

Zebediah wins this round, hands down. Or hands up, rather. :P
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: questionablydiscontent on 16 Sep 2013, 20:52
DALE (waving sparklers wands): I am the Good Witch of the South. Clap your heels three times, Mr. Pizza Man, and you will be transported back to Kansas! But be warned... Once you go back to Kansas, you shall once again lose the mystical force of distinct hues and go back to the black-and-white world of the colorblind!

Y-M-C-A
Be careful not to burn your jacket when doing the "M," Dale.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: DSL on 17 Sep 2013, 11:33
DALE: "Expelliarmus pizzareum!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Kugai on 17 Sep 2013, 12:15
Are you sure this is part of Jedi training??
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: DSL on 17 Sep 2013, 14:50
DALE: "Start the engines! Pull the chocks ... where the HELL is your AIRPLANE?"

or

DALE: "... and that was the semaphore signal for 'K.' Now, here's 'U' again ..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Carl-E on 17 Sep 2013, 14:53
Pizza Guy:  "Listen, frog - peoples is peoples..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Thrudd on 18 Sep 2013, 07:00
DALE: Stop calling me Harmony. Your name is Donald, not Charles and you have never been in the military so stop calling yourself Colonel White.

:psyduck: Even I am mystified by this one  :psyduck:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: iduguphergrave on 18 Sep 2013, 14:41
Uh yeah I'm not getting it...SECOND PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/zXftTDg.png) (http://imgur.com/zXftTDg)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Zebediah on 18 Sep 2013, 14:47
Claire: Should we really be baiting the shippers like this while we're at work?
Marten: Tai, what's the university policy about employee shipping?
Tai: Ah, go ahead and bang on the front desk for all I care. This is a LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: FunkyTuba on 18 Sep 2013, 15:54
Jeph kinda already stole my thunder... but here ya go anyway...

Claire: "Marten, I've been thinking about a Prince Albert"
Marten: "I uh, think that's uh, pretty big commitment. Are you sure you're ready for...? Is it even...?"
Tai: "Don't be silly... she means for *you*!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 18 Sep 2013, 17:14
Claire: "Dad, can I borrow the car tonight?"
Marten: "Uh, better ask your mom."
Tai: "Fine!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: cesariojpn on 19 Sep 2013, 03:22
Claire: Aww, come on, it'll be fun!!
Marten: Uh, Tai, I dunno how to......
Tai: Just think what your mom would do silly!!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Skewbrow on 19 Sep 2013, 05:19
In callback we trust.

Claire: "Come on, I'll be gentle."
Marten: "I... I've never before been with a..."
Tai: "Marten, cut the acting, please. Use the storage room. I'll be in my office making confetti."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: ankhtahr on 19 Sep 2013, 06:48
Claire: You don't know how to dance? I'll teach you! Did you never have dancing classes?
Marten: Not except for Hanners' modern dance classes.
Tai: Well, then you're no friend of mine.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Valdís on 19 Sep 2013, 06:50
Claire: "Come on, I'll be gentle."
Marten: "I... I've never before been with a..."
Tai: "Marten, cut the acting, please. Use the storage room. I'll be in my office making confetti."

I'm pretty sure Marten has been with girls before, dude.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 19 Sep 2013, 07:02
Claire: "I'm feeling for your pulse and not finding one! Are you still alive?"
Marten: "Guh, I'll have to ask someone. Tai, am I alive?"
Tai: "Don't worry, you're my friend either way!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Border Reiver on 19 Sep 2013, 07:29
Claire: Should we really be baiting the shippers like this while we're at work?
Marten: Tai, what's the university policy about employee shipping?
Tai: Ah, go ahead and bang on the front desk for all I care. [insert]The couch in the office is more comfortable though. [/ insert]  This is a LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE [insert]after all[/ insert]. 

Fix that for your you
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Skewbrow on 19 Sep 2013, 07:33
I'm pretty sure Marten has been with girls before, dude.
Hmm. That was thoughtless of me. I apologize.

I was trying to riff this (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1658), which at some point was the most frequently linked to strip. Marten swallowing the last word was intended to have the dual importance of not spilling anything to Tai.

But FAIL anyway. I've tried to read the relevant educational threads around here. Moving the rest over there. This is the wrong thread.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: DSL on 19 Sep 2013, 08:02
CLAIRE: "Marten, do you think my new piercings will go with a henway?"
MARTEN: "I dunno, Claire, what's a henway?"
TAI: "About three pounds."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 19 Sep 2013, 08:07
Claire: "Marten, my friend, do you think I should marry Jimbo?"
Marten: "Guh huh wuh."
Tai: "Go for it! Jimbo is wonderful!!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Thrudd on 19 Sep 2013, 10:57
Claire: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Marten: "I think so, but where are we going to find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?."
Tai: "Same place I got my last piercing."

Claire: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Marten: "I think so, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?."
Tai: "Service closet by the Victorian Porn section."

Claire: "What did they mean by Beef Wellington?"
Marten: "I thought Wellington was  British for rubber boot?."
Tai: "Silly, its British slang for ......"
Claire + Martin: "Tai!!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Valdís on 20 Sep 2013, 08:43
Hmm. That was thoughtless of me. I apologize.

S'okay. I just have a hard time picturing that sentence ending up well. :laugh:

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: techkid on 20 Sep 2013, 22:42
Claire: "Come on, Marten! Let's get out while the other Questionables figure out where this is going!"
Marten: "Uh... are you sure we should feed the shippers like this?"
Tai: "Meh, it was going to happen one way or another."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: cesariojpn on 22 Sep 2013, 02:32
In callback we trust.

Claire: "Come on, I'll be gentle."
Marten: "I... I've never before been with a..."
Tai: "Marten, cut the acting, please. Use the storage room. I'll be in my office making confetti. And unfurling the "Happy Valentines Day 2004 banner."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: Carl-E on 22 Sep 2013, 02:56
Wasn't it "Happy Arbor Day"? 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 132
Post by: celticgeek on 22 Sep 2013, 08:15
Happy Arbor Day (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1889)