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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Cartilage Head on 15 Mar 2009, 15:10
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What would your last meal be? Pick any four food items.
My last meal would consist of
-Kalimari
-Waffles
-Hashbrowns
-Hummus
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Ecstasy
Heroin
Cocaine
Crystal Meth
Because if you are going to die anyways, being doped out of your fucking mind and overdosing doesn't seem like a bad idea.
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Sushi, curry, some fancy cheeses, and probably some calamari or other seafood thing as you said.
If drinks are allowed then I would replace the seafood with sake or a biting red wine.
Then I would die of satisfaction.
Put mushrooms into that somewhere too.
Oh, and fit sapa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sapa_(sweetener)) in there too, since I'm going to die anyway.
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chicago deep dish pepperoni pizza
big fat steak medium rare with blue cheese
curly fries
cadbury mini eggs for desert
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Something that contains a lot of cheese and a lot of bacon.
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Something with a lot of onions. I love onions, but they make me feel sick a few hours later. Execution will prevent sickness!
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Morten Bay Bug
Smoked salmon
Large rib eye steak (blue)
Side of ceaser salad
....it is somewhat ironic that my last meal would be healthier than my average meal.
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A 2-mile long vermicelli pasta that I can slurp up for awhile.
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Thirty-five 42.oz tri-tip steaks, Santa Maria style, and I want to spice them.
I mean if they're gonna execute me, I want my last meal to not only be goddamn delicious, but I also want it to last a long, long time. I kindof enjoy life, you know?
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Home-made cheeseburger with a patty made from Kobe beef (I won't be there to pick up the tab so what the hell)
My mom's lasagna
My old nanny's apple slice mini-pancakes
And about 30 tabs of acid
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Grilled chicken in a white wine sauce with goat cheese on top (might sound nasty, but it's delicious)
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mango lhassi
cheddar-romaine-mustard sandwich (this also might sound disgusting, but it's absolutely delicious)
the best honey crisp apple you ever did see.
lemon gelato.
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probably just a really gooey cheesy pizza with some garlic bread and wings. then a hot fudge sundae for dessert. i know it's not fancy in any way but i can't think of anything else that would put me in a happier mood the day i'm gonna die.
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IKEA meatballs menu from Sweden, Peppe's Pizza from Norway. Can't think of anything else.
What about drinks?
If yes, Julmust & Cider from Sweden. xD
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Slow-smoked ribs in a whiskey-bbq sauce, roast potatoes, corn on the cob and a caesar salad. Serve with a tall cola, on ice.
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Comfort food!!
rhubarb pie
mom's macaroni and cheese
scalloped potatoes and ham (my 11 year old cousin had to learn to write a formal letter in school and mail it to someone so he picked me and just talked about how awesome my grandma's scalloped potatoes and ham were)
better than sex cake!
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caprese salad, sourdough bread, tofu pad thai (without beansprouts), chocolate malted milkshake.
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What if the first one doesn't taste any good, man? Then you wasted it! Not prudent.
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Fried Chicken.
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I was going to google what mixture of chemicals would, when ingested, cause my body to become an explosive.
Then I thought better of googling that specific inquiry.
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Pop rocks and Coke, Ozy. Pop rocks and Coke.
That's why they are assorted.
Different races, genders, method of cooking - that kind of thing.
On a kebab would be excellent.
I'm not sure the taste difference between a black baby and a white baby would be the difference between a drumstick and a breast, man.
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You must be a fan of Jonathan Swift.
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Are you really going to sit there and tell me that a braised Afro-Caribbean baby would taste the same as a grilled Anglo-Saxon baby?
Were either of them free-range?
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two blunts
A piece of pecorino and a wine to match, maybe a Brunello
chips and guacamole
provolone, bacon and chicken tenders on toasted wheat bread
gnocchi in a tomato cream sauce
possibly another blunt; I dunno if I could actually eat this much food if I wanted to.
and yeah, maybe some human baby. out of curiosity. Maybe make a pate out of some part of it.
a shit ton of ben and jerry's ice cream
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macaroni with rich cheese sauce covered in applewood smoked bacon bits (basically take macaroni and cheese, make it fancy, and add bacon), and mashed potatoes with cheese in them like i used to eat when i was younger (major nostalgia factor, not to mention delicious). a tall glass filled with (in order) a layer of red jello, a layer of whipped cream, layer of blue jello, layer of whipped cream, layer of green jello (also nostalgic, my grandma made this for me once and for some reason the memory is still with me), and wash it all down with a jones soda brand cream soda (original glass bottle and everything). that, my friends, is the closest one can get to heaven in one meal.
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Are you really going to sit there and tell me that a braised Afro-Caribbean baby would taste the same as a grilled Anglo-Saxon baby?
Dude, you're crazy. I'm eating hypothetical babies but you're crazy.
Negroes is a delishious race.
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2 full racks of pork ribs in a smoky BBQ sauce with mashed potatoes and onion rings. At least 3 large chocolate milkshakes and a large stack of waffles with ice cream, maple syrup and chocolate sauce for dessert.
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I'd skip it.
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The Luther Burger. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger)
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Are you really going to sit there and tell me that a braised Afro-Caribbean baby would taste the same as a grilled Anglo-Saxon baby?
Stay away from my children.
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You know, I have heard that the human body is very similar to a pig's. I've heard that the flavor of human meat is much like pork, even. If you spice it properly, you could maybe make a nice goddamn meal.
I mean, depending on the laws of your country and how they interact with your religious beliefs, what you did to deserve the death penalty may or may not be getting you into hell anyway, so why not go the final yard?
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If electrical chair then two pints of petrol (unsure how much damage this would do), then either 20 mcdonalds cheezburgers or pieces of chicken cottage fried chicken, a bowl of smack and a large coke.
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2 fried chickens... and a coke.
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Pizza, probably. With some really good cheese on it. A good pizza is nothing but for a good cheese.
Also, a bottle of Scotch. Old scotch, preferably. Something that comes in excessive amounts of packaging. If I'm going to die, I may as not remember it in the morning.
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A cake made out of knives
Four portions of that, followed by wine and anthrax
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big fat steak medium rare with blue cheese
Not rare?
Or do you mean good steakhouse medium rare? (which would be considered rare pretty much everywhere else.
Since Ptommydski is going the Long Pork route... Well I would ask for something extinct, something insanely rare or the sweetmeats from the bastard judge who sentenced me. Anything to delay my well deserved demise.
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can i choose pussy?
pussy and sushi.
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Cocaine and a nice steak followed by a visit from a woman of questionable morality with more cocaine.
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I ask for a fruit cup. I stand alone in the middle of the room, my trembling hands struggling to remove the lid. Bits of pear strewn about me on the floor the result of my entire ruined body heaving with sobs of fear or maybe remorse. The salty sweet mixture of tears and the syrup dribbling down my chin the last thing I taste.
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2 fried chickens... and a coke.
"We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants. They look like they're from the CIA, or somethin'. The tall one wants white toast, dry, with nothin' on it. And the short one wants four whole fried chickens, and a Coke."
God I love that movie.
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Lamb Vindaloo
Chicken Madras
3 bean Chilli
Chicken in Black Bean Sauce
If I'm going I'm taking everyone in the room with me.
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A foot-high stack of papadums
mattar paneer
macaroni and cheese
Ben n Jerrys Creme Brulee ice cream
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can i choose pussy?
pussy and sushi.
I'm not seeing much of a difference here. (The joke is that I'm insulting women.)
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Naples pizza, something Filipino and awesome (hard to pick), fried flounder, the best ice cream possible (currently undetermined).
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Emily Haines.
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Fettucine Bolognaise with lots of tasty cheese
Warm foccacia smothered with herb and garlic butter
Tiramisu
And to finish off, a good strong cup of English Breakfast tea and a vanilla cupcake swirled with pink buttercream icing.
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Forget my previous post, 100 bags of jelly unbearables from the natural confectionary co. and an xbox.
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I think I would be too busy rubbing my face all over my cats to eat. So the meal before that would be unhealthy and/or boring.
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Sourdough Toast
Scrambled Eggs
Bacon
Orange Juice
Coffee
or......
Double Meat Animal Style
Fries
Vanilla Shake
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can i choose pussy?
pussy and sushi.
Physically eating the a vagina doesn't sound good.
I'd have a salad with a water. You know, to look fit when I'm dead.
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Wouldn't work. Diets take a while to show any effect at all.
Although I guess the howevermany years stuck on death row would give you time enough to work out a bit, and it's not like people actually want seconds of the prison food.
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- Kobe beef done teppan style. It is absolutely delicious beef cooked and eaten in a slow, luxurious process where a dude cooks it in front of you and serves it to you and talks to you about how best to bring out the different flavours and you savour every bite with different combinations of seasonings.
- To go with it: Bottle of Belvedere Vodka and a bucket of ice plus a drinking glass.
- For dessert: affogato made with Caffe di Gabriel espresso and Peters ye olde extra creamy vanilla ice cream
- For afters: cyanide pill (fuck you man, i'll kill myself)
alternative comedic answer:
- find me a 24 hr Sizzler and I'll take the all-you-can-eat salad bar.
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I was joking about the salad.
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Human flesh ... or some sort of endangered species
Something that you normally wouldn't get
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Sausages, wrapped in Bacon, with gammon, roast potatoes and veggies.
and as I don't have desert... probably my mothers bolognase. (hey, why not have two main courses)
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eating my fingers like they're just another meal,
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Gin and tonic
Sauvignon blanc
Shiraz
More gin and tonic
I assume I won't live to see the hangover.
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To start, I'd smoke a really big bowl of really nice weed.
Dinner:
My mom's home-made vegetable soup with warm, new bread
Bacon cheeseburger with onion straws
Mashed potatoes
Asparagus
Caesar salad
For dessert there would be cranberry pudding with vanilla butter sauce.
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Mashed potatoes
Really? I've never managed to figure out the appeal of mashed potato. The texture is just a non event and it's just such an excercise to eat. It drains all the character out of the vegetable and leaves you with nothing more than a lump of carbohydrates. I guess you can use it as a base for other flavours but surely something with some texture to speak of will just do it better?
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Clearly you have never been stoned out of your gourd and just stone cold eaten a big fuck off bowl of mashed potatoes.
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Clearly you have never been stoned out of your gourd and just stone cold eaten a big fuck of anything you lay your eyes on.
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Double Meat Animal Style
Fries
Vanilla Shake
Unless some other place does "animal style", you must know the joys (and semi-disturbing hidden bible passages on food wrappers and cup rims) of In & Out Burger. Damn, I miss that place. Lived about a mile away from one in California... now there's none closer than about 500 miles. Don't think I haven't been tempted to drive it, either. In & Out burgers are awesome. I just went on a road trip home for spring break, and made sure I stopped in a town with an In & Out on the way back. Had to get a fix, but now I'm jonesing for it, man.
Anyway, my last meal would be as follows:
- A big platter of corned beef hash over scrambled eggs, the hash all browned to a crust on one side the way it's supposed to be.
- A bottle of Maker's Mark
- A pack of Black & Milds (and a lighter)
- A small shiv hidden under the eggs.
If my ticket's gettin' punched, I'm damn well goin' out the way I came into this world:
Screaming and covered in someone else's blood.
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All you can eat shrimp
Bombardier
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10 Twinkie's
1 Baconator
1 Heartstopper pizza (it has Ground beef, ham and kebab)
1 mcrib
24 Two dogs beer
2 High & Mighty Beer of the Gods
after this i want to take little nap and when i wake up i want drugs, more booze and insanely sex.
When i pass out after all this i want that my unconscious body is dropped from high as possible to the north pole.
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Double Meat Animal Style
Fries
Vanilla Shake
Unless some other place does "animal style", you must know the joys (and semi-disturbing hidden bible passages on food wrappers and cup rims) of In & Out Burger. Damn, I miss that place. Lived about a mile away from one in California... now there's none closer than about 500 miles. Don't think I haven't been tempted to drive it, either. In & Out burgers are awesome. I just went on a road trip home for spring break, and made sure I stopped in a town with an In & Out on the way back. Had to get a fix, but now I'm jonesing for it, man.
Anyway, my last meal would be as follows:
- A big platter of corned beef hash over scrambled eggs, the hash all browned to a crust on one side the way it's supposed to be.
- A bottle of Maker's Mark
- A pack of Black & Milds (and a lighter)
- A small shiv hidden under the eggs.
If my ticket's gettin' punched, I'm damn well goin' out the way I came into this world:
Screaming and covered in someone else's blood.
Yeah man. In n out. So delicious.
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Immortality pill
Some truffles
Ambrosia
An exotic egg?
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The barbecued genitals of my executioner.
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Water!
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I request this thread be renamed "Food Porn" for the sake of those of us who are hungry and without food.
I read this, slapped myself, and went to cook a giant pot of pasta bolognese.
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Stop making me hungry, people
I'm gonna have some pickles now. Cos pickles are amazing
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Awww man pickled onions. last time I was at the shops I forgot to buy some. GUTTED
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Any of these motherfucking sandwhiches (http://scanwiches.com/).
Any of them.
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Dudes, Spaghetti-Os.
Also Tuna sushi, Irish Breakfast tea, and a classy slice of Key Lime Pie.
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I wish I was on death row everyday. I could have so much food
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Lasagne, a yam tempura roll and a spicy tuna roll (pickled ginger but no wasabi please), poutine, jerk pork and/or oxtail stew with rice and peas and a salad with nuts and apples and cranberries and all the good bits.
Also an ice cream sundae with all the toppings. The ice cream, the whipped cream and both the caramel and chocolate sauce should be made from scratch, using, where applicable, cream from the local dairy.
I'd have to have pretty small portions of everything, I guess, 'cause I'd be pissed if I was too full for the ice cream.
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Don't worry, you wouldn't suffer a stomachache long.