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Title: Last Meal
Post by: Cartilage Head on 15 Mar 2009, 15:10
 What would your last meal be? Pick any four food items.


 My last meal would consist of

 -Kalimari
 -Waffles
 -Hashbrowns
 -Hummus
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: snalin on 15 Mar 2009, 15:13
Ecstasy
Heroin
Cocaine
Crystal Meth


Because if you are going to die anyways, being doped out of your fucking mind and overdosing doesn't seem like a bad idea.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Vendetagainst on 15 Mar 2009, 15:15
Sushi, curry, some fancy cheeses, and probably some calamari or other seafood thing as you said.
If drinks are allowed then I would replace the seafood with sake or a biting red wine.

Then I would die of satisfaction.

Put mushrooms into that somewhere too.

Oh, and fit sapa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sapa_(sweetener)) in there too, since I'm going to die anyway.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: nobo on 15 Mar 2009, 15:33
chicago deep dish pepperoni pizza
big fat steak medium rare with blue cheese
curly fries
cadbury mini eggs for desert
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Christophe on 15 Mar 2009, 15:43
Something that contains a lot of cheese and a lot of bacon.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: negative creep on 15 Mar 2009, 15:55
Something with a lot of onions. I love onions, but they make me feel sick a few hours later. Execution will prevent sickness!
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: axerton on 15 Mar 2009, 16:43
Morten Bay Bug
Smoked salmon
Large rib eye steak (blue)
Side of ceaser salad

....it is somewhat ironic that my last meal would be healthier than my average meal.

Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: KvP on 15 Mar 2009, 16:54
A 2-mile long vermicelli pasta that I can slurp up for awhile.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Patrick on 15 Mar 2009, 17:24
Thirty-five 42.oz tri-tip steaks, Santa Maria style, and I want to spice them.

I mean if they're gonna execute me, I want my last meal to not only be goddamn delicious, but I also want it to last a long, long time. I kindof enjoy life, you know?
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: evernew on 15 Mar 2009, 17:41
Home-made cheeseburger with a patty made from Kobe beef (I won't be there to pick up the tab so what the hell)
My mom's lasagna
My old nanny's apple slice mini-pancakes
And about 30 tabs of acid
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: RedLion on 15 Mar 2009, 19:05
Grilled chicken in a white wine sauce with goat cheese on top (might sound nasty, but it's delicious)
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Lila on 15 Mar 2009, 19:24
mango lhassi
cheddar-romaine-mustard sandwich (this also might sound disgusting, but it's absolutely delicious)
the best honey crisp apple you ever did see.
lemon gelato.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: tania on 15 Mar 2009, 19:27
probably just a really gooey cheesy pizza with some garlic bread and wings. then a hot fudge sundae for dessert. i know it's not fancy in any way but i can't think of anything else that would put me in a happier mood the day i'm gonna die.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Zanzan on 15 Mar 2009, 19:32
IKEA meatballs menu from Sweden, Peppe's Pizza from Norway. Can't think of anything else.

What about drinks?

If yes, Julmust & Cider from Sweden. xD
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Johnny C on 15 Mar 2009, 19:34
Slow-smoked ribs in a whiskey-bbq sauce, roast potatoes, corn on the cob and a caesar salad. Serve with a tall cola, on ice.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 15 Mar 2009, 19:37
Comfort food!!
rhubarb pie
mom's macaroni and cheese
scalloped potatoes and ham (my 11 year old cousin had to learn to write a formal letter in school and mail it to someone so he picked me and just talked about how awesome my grandma's scalloped potatoes and ham were)
better than sex cake!
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Allybee on 15 Mar 2009, 19:51
caprese salad, sourdough bread, tofu pad thai (without beansprouts), chocolate malted milkshake.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Johnny C on 15 Mar 2009, 21:01
What if the first one doesn't taste any good, man? Then you wasted it! Not prudent.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: MrBlu on 15 Mar 2009, 21:11
Fried Chicken.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Ozymandias on 15 Mar 2009, 21:24
I was going to google what mixture of chemicals would, when ingested, cause my body to become an explosive.

Then I thought better of googling that specific inquiry.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Johnny C on 15 Mar 2009, 21:31
Pop rocks and Coke, Ozy. Pop rocks and Coke.

That's why they are assorted.

Different races, genders, method of cooking - that kind of thing.

On a kebab would be excellent.

I'm not sure the taste difference between a black baby and a white baby would be the difference between a drumstick and a breast, man.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Reed on 15 Mar 2009, 21:47
You must be a fan of Jonathan Swift.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Johnny C on 15 Mar 2009, 22:31
Are you really going to sit there and tell me that a braised Afro-Caribbean baby would taste the same as a grilled Anglo-Saxon baby?
Were either of them free-range?
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: De_El on 15 Mar 2009, 22:34
two blunts
A piece of pecorino and a wine to match, maybe a Brunello
chips and guacamole
provolone, bacon and chicken tenders on toasted wheat bread
gnocchi in a tomato cream sauce
possibly another blunt; I dunno if I could actually eat this much food if I wanted to.
and yeah, maybe some human baby. out of curiosity. Maybe make a pate out of some part of it.
a shit ton of ben and jerry's ice cream
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: LittleKey on 15 Mar 2009, 22:38
macaroni with rich cheese sauce covered in applewood smoked bacon bits (basically take macaroni and cheese, make it fancy, and add bacon), and mashed potatoes with cheese in them like i used to eat when i was younger (major nostalgia factor, not to mention delicious). a tall glass filled with (in order) a layer of red jello, a layer of whipped cream, layer of blue jello, layer of whipped cream, layer of green jello (also nostalgic, my grandma made this for me once and for some reason the memory is still with me), and wash it all down with a jones soda brand cream soda (original glass bottle and everything). that, my friends, is the closest one can get to heaven in one meal.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Ozymandias on 15 Mar 2009, 23:08
Are you really going to sit there and tell me that a braised Afro-Caribbean baby would taste the same as a grilled Anglo-Saxon baby?

Dude, you're crazy. I'm eating hypothetical babies but you're crazy.

Negroes is a delishious race.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 16 Mar 2009, 00:22
2 full racks of pork ribs in a smoky BBQ sauce with mashed potatoes and onion rings. At least 3 large chocolate milkshakes and a large stack of waffles with ice cream, maple syrup and chocolate sauce for dessert.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: McTaggart on 16 Mar 2009, 00:44
I'd skip it.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Jace on 16 Mar 2009, 01:05
The Luther Burger. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger)
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: MrBlu on 16 Mar 2009, 01:36
Are you really going to sit there and tell me that a braised Afro-Caribbean baby would taste the same as a grilled Anglo-Saxon baby?
Stay away from my children.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Patrick on 16 Mar 2009, 02:19
You know, I have heard that the human body is very similar to a pig's. I've heard that the flavor of human meat is much like pork, even. If you spice it properly, you could maybe make a nice goddamn meal.

I mean, depending on the laws of your country and how they interact with your religious beliefs, what you did to deserve the death penalty may or may not be getting you into hell anyway, so why not go the final yard?
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: clockworkjames on 16 Mar 2009, 04:03
If electrical chair then two pints of petrol (unsure how much damage this would do), then either 20 mcdonalds cheezburgers or pieces of chicken cottage fried chicken, a bowl of smack and a large coke.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: David_Dovey on 16 Mar 2009, 04:23
2 fried chickens... and a coke.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 16 Mar 2009, 06:34
Pizza, probably. With some really good cheese on it. A good pizza is nothing but for a good cheese.

Also, a bottle of Scotch. Old scotch, preferably. Something that comes in excessive amounts of packaging. If I'm going to die, I may as not remember it in the morning.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 16 Mar 2009, 07:30
A cake made out of knives
Four portions of that, followed by wine and anthrax
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Caleb on 16 Mar 2009, 07:51
big fat steak medium rare with blue cheese

Not rare?

Or do you mean good steakhouse medium rare? (which would be considered rare pretty much everywhere else.

Since Ptommydski is going the Long Pork route...  Well I would ask for something extinct, something insanely rare or the sweetmeats from the bastard judge who sentenced me.  Anything to delay my well deserved demise.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Trollstormur on 16 Mar 2009, 07:53
can i choose pussy?

pussy and sushi.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Hat on 16 Mar 2009, 08:29
Cocaine and a nice steak followed by a visit from a woman of questionable morality with more cocaine.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: michaelicious on 16 Mar 2009, 09:02
I ask for a fruit cup. I stand alone in the middle of the room, my trembling hands struggling to remove the lid. Bits of pear strewn about me on the floor the result of my entire ruined body heaving with sobs of fear or maybe remorse. The salty sweet mixture of tears and the syrup dribbling down my chin the last thing I taste.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Patrick on 16 Mar 2009, 09:04
2 fried chickens... and a coke.

"We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants. They look like they're from the CIA, or somethin'. The tall one wants white toast, dry, with nothin' on it. And the short one wants four whole fried chickens, and a Coke."

God I love that movie.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: dujek on 16 Mar 2009, 09:53
Lamb Vindaloo
Chicken Madras
3 bean Chilli
Chicken in Black Bean Sauce

If I'm going I'm taking everyone in the room with me.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Katherine on 16 Mar 2009, 14:21
A foot-high stack of papadums
mattar paneer
macaroni and cheese
Ben n Jerrys Creme Brulee ice cream
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Cartilage Head on 16 Mar 2009, 14:34
can i choose pussy?

pussy and sushi.

 I'm not seeing much of a difference here. (The joke is that I'm insulting women.)
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: squawk on 16 Mar 2009, 17:22
Naples pizza, something Filipino and awesome (hard to pick), fried flounder, the best ice cream possible (currently undetermined).
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Slick on 16 Mar 2009, 18:17
Emily Haines.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Lunchbox on 16 Mar 2009, 21:16
Fettucine Bolognaise with lots of tasty cheese
Warm foccacia smothered with herb and garlic butter
Tiramisu

And to finish off, a good strong cup of English Breakfast tea and a vanilla cupcake swirled with pink buttercream icing.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: clockworkjames on 17 Mar 2009, 06:29
Forget my previous post, 100 bags of jelly unbearables from the natural confectionary co. and an xbox.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Tybalt on 17 Mar 2009, 08:11
I think I would be too busy rubbing my face all over my cats to eat.   So the meal before that would be unhealthy and/or boring.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Wardial3r on 17 Mar 2009, 09:03
Sourdough Toast
Scrambled Eggs
Bacon
Orange Juice
Coffee


or......

Double Meat Animal Style
Fries
Vanilla Shake
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Avec on 17 Mar 2009, 22:17
can i choose pussy?

pussy and sushi.

Physically eating the a vagina doesn't sound good.

I'd have a salad with a water. You know, to look fit when I'm dead.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 17 Mar 2009, 22:49
Wouldn't work. Diets take a while to show any effect at all.
Although I guess the howevermany years stuck on death row would give you time enough to work out a bit, and it's not like people actually want seconds of the prison food.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: est on 18 Mar 2009, 05:10
- Kobe beef done teppan style.  It is absolutely delicious beef cooked and eaten in a slow, luxurious process where a dude cooks it in front of you and serves it to you and talks to you about how best to bring out the different flavours and you savour every bite with different combinations of seasonings.
- To go with it: Bottle of Belvedere Vodka and a bucket of ice plus a drinking glass.
- For dessert: affogato made with Caffe di Gabriel espresso and Peters ye olde extra creamy vanilla ice cream
- For afters: cyanide pill (fuck you man, i'll kill myself)


alternative comedic answer:

- find me a 24 hr Sizzler and I'll take the all-you-can-eat salad bar.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Avec on 18 Mar 2009, 10:57
I was joking about the salad.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 18 Mar 2009, 13:02
Human flesh ... or some sort of endangered species

Something that you normally wouldn't get
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Josefbugman on 18 Mar 2009, 14:48
Sausages, wrapped in Bacon, with gammon, roast potatoes and veggies.

and as I don't have desert... probably my mothers bolognase. (hey, why not have two main courses)
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Candle on 18 Mar 2009, 14:57
eating my fingers like they're just another meal,
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 21 Mar 2009, 15:23
Gin and tonic
Sauvignon blanc
Shiraz
More gin and tonic

I assume I won't live to see the hangover.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: allison on 22 Mar 2009, 05:57
To start, I'd smoke a really big bowl of really nice weed.
Dinner:
My mom's home-made vegetable soup with warm, new bread
Bacon cheeseburger with onion straws
Mashed potatoes
Asparagus
Caesar salad

For dessert there would be cranberry pudding with vanilla butter sauce.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: McTaggart on 22 Mar 2009, 06:18
Mashed potatoes

Really? I've never managed to figure out the appeal of mashed potato. The texture is just a non event and it's just such an excercise to eat. It drains all the character out of the vegetable and leaves you with nothing more than a lump of carbohydrates. I guess you can use it as a base for other flavours but surely something with some texture to speak of will just do it better?
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 22 Mar 2009, 06:20
Clearly you have never been stoned out of your gourd and just stone cold eaten a big fuck off bowl of mashed potatoes.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: MrBlu on 22 Mar 2009, 09:30
Clearly you have never been stoned out of your gourd and just stone cold eaten a big fuck of anything you lay your eyes on.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: FourNineFoxtrot on 23 Mar 2009, 20:53
Double Meat Animal Style
Fries
Vanilla Shake

Unless some other place does "animal style", you must know the joys (and semi-disturbing hidden bible passages on food wrappers and cup rims) of In & Out Burger.  Damn, I miss that place.  Lived about a mile away from one in California... now there's none closer than about 500 miles.  Don't think I haven't been tempted to drive it, either.  In & Out burgers are awesome.  I just went on a road trip home for spring break, and made sure I stopped in a town with an In & Out on the way back.  Had to get a fix, but now I'm jonesing for it, man.


Anyway, my last meal would be as follows:

- A big platter of corned beef hash over scrambled eggs, the hash all browned to a crust on one side the way it's supposed to be.
- A bottle of Maker's Mark
- A pack of Black & Milds (and a lighter)

- A small shiv hidden under the eggs. 

If my ticket's gettin' punched, I'm damn well goin' out the way I came into this world: 
Screaming and covered in someone else's blood.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Border Reiver on 24 Mar 2009, 20:19
All you can eat shrimp
Bombardier
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Dollface on 25 Mar 2009, 07:04
10 Twinkie's
1 Baconator
1 Heartstopper pizza (it has Ground beef, ham and kebab)
1 mcrib
24 Two dogs beer
2 High & Mighty Beer of the Gods

after this i want to take little nap and when i wake up i want drugs, more booze and insanely sex.

When i pass out after all this i want that my unconscious body is dropped from high as possible to the north pole.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Wardial3r on 25 Mar 2009, 12:43
Double Meat Animal Style
Fries
Vanilla Shake

Unless some other place does "animal style", you must know the joys (and semi-disturbing hidden bible passages on food wrappers and cup rims) of In & Out Burger.  Damn, I miss that place.  Lived about a mile away from one in California... now there's none closer than about 500 miles.  Don't think I haven't been tempted to drive it, either.  In & Out burgers are awesome.  I just went on a road trip home for spring break, and made sure I stopped in a town with an In & Out on the way back.  Had to get a fix, but now I'm jonesing for it, man.


Anyway, my last meal would be as follows:

- A big platter of corned beef hash over scrambled eggs, the hash all browned to a crust on one side the way it's supposed to be.
- A bottle of Maker's Mark
- A pack of Black & Milds (and a lighter)

- A small shiv hidden under the eggs. 

If my ticket's gettin' punched, I'm damn well goin' out the way I came into this world: 
Screaming and covered in someone else's blood.


Yeah man.  In n out.  So delicious.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Waferman on 11 May 2009, 16:25
Immortality pill
Some truffles
Ambrosia
An exotic egg?

Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Sox on 11 May 2009, 16:29
The barbecued genitals of my executioner.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Drill King on 11 May 2009, 16:55
Water!
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Ballard on 11 May 2009, 18:11
I request this thread be renamed "Food Porn" for the sake of those of us who are hungry and without food.

I read this, slapped myself, and went to cook a giant pot of pasta bolognese.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 12 May 2009, 11:53
Stop making me hungry, people


I'm gonna have some pickles now. Cos pickles are amazing
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: ledhendrix on 12 May 2009, 11:57
Awww man pickled onions. last time I was at the shops I forgot to buy some. GUTTED
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: StaedlerMars on 12 May 2009, 12:44
Any of these motherfucking sandwhiches (http://scanwiches.com/).

Any of them.

Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 12 May 2009, 15:31
Dudes, Spaghetti-Os.




Also Tuna sushi, Irish Breakfast tea, and a classy slice of Key Lime Pie.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 13 May 2009, 16:40
I wish I was on death row everyday. I could have so much food
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Victorinia on 13 May 2009, 18:25
Lasagne, a yam tempura roll and a spicy tuna roll (pickled ginger but no wasabi please), poutine, jerk pork and/or oxtail stew with rice and peas and a salad with nuts and apples and cranberries and all the good bits.

Also an ice cream sundae with all the toppings. The ice cream, the whipped cream and both the caramel and chocolate sauce should be made from scratch, using, where applicable, cream from the local dairy.

I'd have to have pretty small portions of everything, I guess, 'cause I'd be pissed if I was too full for the ice cream.
Title: Re: Last Meal
Post by: Zingoleb on 14 May 2009, 00:43
Don't worry, you wouldn't suffer a stomachache long.