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Title: General music shittalking thread
Post by: Patrick on 12 May 2014, 13:17
ITT we quantify the value of musicians past and present.

First up: Josh Klinghoffer is literally Hitler
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 12 May 2014, 13:44
Godwin Index of this thread: 1
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Post by: Patrick on 12 May 2014, 16:30
it's like golf. lowest score wins.
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Post by: Taekwondoin on 13 May 2014, 03:05

First up: Josh Klinghoffer is literally Hitler

I'm laughing pretty damn hard right now. Frusciante he ain't, that's for sure.

As much as I love Led Zep, I think that Jimmy Page is overrated and the least talented member of the band.
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Post by: Thrillho on 13 May 2014, 03:18
I can't stand the vast majority of Led Zeppelin's catalogue regardless.
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Post by: KingOfIreland on 13 May 2014, 05:56

As much as I love Led Zep, I think that Jimmy Page is overrated and the least talented member of the band.
:psyduck:

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Post by: lepetitfromage on 13 May 2014, 07:45
lol Hitler.....wow.  :-P


I think the biggest difference between Josh and John is that when John plays, you fucking feel it. He just pours his guts out onto everything and it gets all over you. Josh gets a few points for being able to parrot everything that John has played in the past, plus the new stuff is decent in the sense that I can listen to it and still enjoy the feel of the Chilis. But it's definitely not the same.
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Post by: Thrillho on 13 May 2014, 07:54
That's the issue with Josh's own playing too, of course. He is doing an impression of John.
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Post by: Patrick on 13 May 2014, 11:30
Josh gets a few points for being able to parrot everything that John has played in the past

He gets zero from me, I've been able to do that since my third year playing guitar. Fuck Josh.
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Post by: IDMG on 13 May 2014, 23:39
RHCP while fun live haven't made a good album since the 90s and John Frusciante's solo music blows.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 14 May 2014, 05:03
RHCP [...] haven't made a good album [...]
You should have ended that sentence right there. Missed opportunity.
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Post by: ev4n on 14 May 2014, 11:13

First up: Josh Klinghoffer is literally Hitler

I'm laughing pretty damn hard right now. Frusciante he ain't, that's for sure.

As much as I love Led Zep, I think that Jimmy Page is overrated and the least talented member of the band.

All I know is that I can't stand Plant's voice.  At all.  Fingernails on chalkboard.
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Post by: Thrillho on 14 May 2014, 11:21
Add me to that. And his lyrics are dogshit. There's not many 'legendary' musicians who make me think 'Jesus, my stuff is better than this.'
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 14 May 2014, 11:55
I disagree so hard with all of you.
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Post by: Thrillho on 14 May 2014, 12:57
Find me some good Robert Plant lyrics.
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Post by: KingOfIreland on 14 May 2014, 14:01
Just sayin'

I know he didn't write most (I think one song is his), but this is proof of his talent at the very least.

As for Jimmy page, I dare you all to say that this isn't impressive as fuck. And if you say it's because it's in an open tuning you can fuck the fuck right off

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Post by: Thrillho on 14 May 2014, 14:16
So it took him 38 years to write a good lyric? WHAT A MUSIC LEGEND

Seriously though, I may not have specified, but I meant in Led Zeppelin. In a band with an incredible guitarist, a multi-talented bassist, and a unique but in my opinion massively overrated drummer, you had a squealy motherfucker writing fucking LOTR/stolen blues lyrics as their frontman.
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Post by: A_S00 on 14 May 2014, 21:36
Josh Klinghoffer is literally Hitler
Does this mean John Frusciante is Otto von Bismarck?
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Post by: Lummer on 15 May 2014, 01:27
Metal bands should just stop trying to "hit it big" because that genre will never be something you can make a decent living off of anyway. It's pathetic to watch.
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Post by: Taekwondoin on 15 May 2014, 02:53

As for Jimmy page, I dare you all to say that this isn't impressive as fuck. And if you say it's because it's in an open tuning you can fuck the fuck right off


B-but it's in open tuning!

I kid, that is impressive, I just think that in comparison to Bonham and Jones he's not quite on the same level of talent, that however doesn't mean that I don't like the band, I don't share a lot of the other opinions in this thread and you'll often find me rocking out to immigrant Song or Black Dog. Also, Physical Graffiti is their best album.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 15 May 2014, 03:40
Metal bands should just stop trying to "hit it big" because that genre will never be something you can make a decent living off of anyway. It's pathetic to watch.
There are always the few who manage and therefore a kilo-fuck-ton who aspire to get there.
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 15 May 2014, 05:41
My current gripe: Ukeleles. Fucking everyone seems to be throwing away their real instruments and releasing quaint little indie-folk songs on fucking ukeleles. Any band that does this does not deserve to call themselves a band.
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Post by: KingOfIreland on 15 May 2014, 06:40
I've always wanted to play the last song in a set on a uke and then smash it at the end to make some kind of point.

On annoying trends: In Belgium at least there's a 'burgeoning' DIY punk scene. Just because you're DIY, doesn't mean you're amazing and troopunx man.
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Post by: Thrillho on 15 May 2014, 07:10
My current gripe: Ukeleles. Fucking everyone seems to be throwing away their real instruments and releasing quaint little indie-folk songs on fucking ukeleles. Any band that does this does not deserve to call themselves a band.

My ears are burning.
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Post by: ev4n on 15 May 2014, 08:56
Gave Plant/Krauss an honest listen last night.  Was reasonably impressed until Plant started to wail.  Seriously, he needs to just stay muted imo.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 15 May 2014, 23:44
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 16 May 2014, 00:14
Can I just say there is a massive difference between that ^ and what I was referring to. I'm talking about the fact that every time I go out, I seem to see so many ukelele bands with such little talent. That dude's got talent. He's exempt.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 16 May 2014, 00:25
Also: SLAYER!!!!!

...

!!!
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Post by: Patrick on 19 May 2014, 01:08
oh man, as a guy in charge of two open mics, you don't want to get me started on how much I hate the overwhelming majority of ukulele 'musicians'. Including people I love more dearly than most of my kin.
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Post by: KingOfIreland on 19 May 2014, 07:27
As a guy who's done sound for an open mic or two, I can't tellyou how much I hate the overwhelming majority of musicians and their friends who 'know sound' and try to adjust your mixer
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Post by: pwhodges on 19 May 2014, 10:03
So I guess that a ukulele player trying to fiddle with the mixer while playing would be the worst of the worst!
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 19 May 2014, 10:06
Worse than Hitler.

Godwin index of this thread: 2.
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Post by: Jimor on 19 May 2014, 11:39
Thread fodder incoming! How Much Does It Cost to Book Your Favorite Band? (http://priceonomics.com/how-much-does-it-cost-to-book-your-favorite-band/)

As the article states, lots of caveats to apply to this list, but it should provide ample ammunition for continued shittalking.  :evil:
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Post by: Patrick on 20 May 2014, 02:13
I could reasonably expect to afford Deer Tick in 15 years, assuming this maintains. Sweet.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 27 May 2014, 00:14
Why, in the name of everything unholy, do I like the music of Lana Del ray so much?
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Post by: Thrillho on 27 May 2014, 01:03
She's better than most pop stars, I'll give her that.

Here's what I thought of her first album!
http://madcap156.wordpress.com/2012/12/10/2012-the-year-the-world-ended-it-didnt/
...And everything else I heard in 2012. Sorry. Forgot I didn't dedicate a whole blog post to her.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 27 May 2014, 02:02
You don't like her music much.

I don't know ... must be the strange depressive gangster Nancy Sinatra/Laura Palmer thing which drags me in.
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Post by: Thrillho on 27 May 2014, 02:06
She has a handful of great songs... She just rewrote them all three times so her album is like deja vu.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 27 May 2014, 02:14
Sounds lazy.
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Post by: Thrillho on 27 May 2014, 02:33
Listen to the album. It's like listening to a really good EP three times in a row.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 27 May 2014, 02:47
Oh, I don't know. That's not how I experience it. But as ever, our mileages may vary.
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Post by: Patrick on 27 May 2014, 11:25
that's how I felt about an album my friend posted on my Facefuck wall by a band called Spokane. it was good, and then I heard that song 7 more times. Jesus Christ, stop it
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Post by: KingOfIreland on 27 May 2014, 12:57
Wait, did you just have an entire conversation with yourself?
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Post by: doombilly on 02 Jun 2014, 15:38
My current gripe: Ukeleles. Fucking everyone seems to be throwing away their real instruments and releasing quaint little indie-folk songs on fucking ukeleles. Any band that does this does not deserve to call themselves a band.
This made me hate Brooklyn so hard. Fucking giggling twats with Ukes. "Oh look I duct taped some electronic bullshit and now it feedsback for 42 minutes and so my set just magically gets extended by the time cut out of your set. I'm so cute and high and 23..."
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 02 Jun 2014, 16:33
"Oh look I duct taped some electronic bullshit and now it feedsback for 42 minutes and so my set just magically gets extended by the time cut out of your set. I'm so cute and high and 23..."
I had to stop busking at a Pt Adelaide market because some douche with a uke wanted to play a set. She was so bad that people were actually coming up to me as I was packing up my piano and giving me money instead. Like, stepping over her tip jar to give me money. 

.. I suppose I should feel kinda bad about it, but eh. MONEY. :parrot:
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Post by: Patrick on 03 Jun 2014, 00:00
Luke I gotta say man, you should not feel guilty about that. There is nothing I want rude shitmongers to understand better than the fact that they're rude shitmongers, and that's the most awesome passive-aggressive way I can think of to inform them.
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Post by: thedevilissix on 07 Nov 2016, 12:56
Not so much of a shitstir as a question:

How far do you think the intro to "Who are you" by The Who was influenced by hiphop?
I think it's an incredibly hip-hop intro.
By accident or on purpose? :)
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Post by: Thrillho on 08 Nov 2016, 04:39
Townsend's influences at the time were pushing more towards disco (no, really) and punk than hip-hop to my knowledge. He was trying to be a bit more boundary-free with his work but I'm not sure if hip-hop was on his radar by then.
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Post by: doombilly on 20 Apr 2017, 07:57
Working for 4 commercial radio stations sure has upped my suicidal ideation. But mostly I think humanity has run its course and I hope space hippos show up and crush us all to def.
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Post by: A_S00 on 21 Apr 2017, 15:39
Hypothesis:  No-one actually likes Deerhoof; everyone claiming to do so is transparently attempting to out-hip their peers.

y/n?
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Post by: Thrillho on 21 Apr 2017, 17:38
I don't think Deerhoof have been hip for ten years.
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Post by: Bollthorn on 27 Apr 2017, 11:38
Guns & Roses.

Cannot stand them. Always thought they were massively overrated, and every time I hear Axl Rose's voice or see his face I just want to punch him.
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Post by: jwhouk on 14 May 2017, 13:48
The Offspring. I mean, c'mon. The lead singer has a PhD, for cryin' out loud. (http://entertainment.time.com/2012/09/07/school-of-rock-10-super-smart-musicians/slide/dexter-holland/)
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Post by: sitnspin on 15 May 2017, 13:49
The Offspring. I mean, c'mon. The lead singer has a PhD, for cryin' out loud. (http://entertainment.time.com/2012/09/07/school-of-rock-10-super-smart-musicians/slide/dexter-holland/)
A master's degree. He never finished his doctorate.
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Post by: doombilly on 11 Dec 2017, 10:42
Way to be a tool Josh Homme.
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Post by: traroth on 26 Jan 2018, 06:49
The ranting here is exquisite.
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Post by: Jeemy on 26 Jan 2018, 07:42
Guns & Roses.

Cannot stand them. Always thought they were massively overrated, and every time I hear Axl Rose's voice or see his face I just want to punch him.

C'mon; AFD was killer. As was their output before that. They just got flabby, quickly. Can you say you wouldn't do the same in their position? I am 6 years older than you so I expect the impact of AfD on my Anthrax/Metallica/Slayer world was bigger than the big album release when you were watching out. But they single-handedly took metal (I don't deal with sub-genres) back out of the hands of the 40+ guys who made us feel small at concerts and back into the hands of us 16-20yos. Thats how it felt in Scotland. I am sure you have more input over there.

The Offspring. I mean, c'mon. The lead singer has a PhD, for cryin' out loud. (http://entertainment.time.com/2012/09/07/school-of-rock-10-super-smart-musicians/slide/dexter-holland/)

Met them 20 years back at an Exploited gig I did sound for. They seemed like twats, in the same way as when I did sound for Matt Lucas and David Walliams for a Little Britain comedy tour, they seemed like twats.

Nothing but criticism. Individual headphone feeds, lovely kit, but all they could do was complain.

20 years later I had the Offspring in my studio for a warm-up gig before a tour date. Met up with them, chilled and explained smoking outside (rule everywhere, is it not?), put them in a rehearsal room for 5 days.

They ruined my brand new carpet stubbing cigarettes out, ordered indian food and dropped it on the floor and stained it. Just threw stuff past the bin.

Mainly carpet issues TBH. I tried to bill the agent for the cleanup and he told me he was fired 2 dates in, and he already knew of £20k worth of problems. Christ knows what they would have caused in an affluent country.
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Post by: doombilly on 19 Mar 2018, 13:43
Not shit talkng but...https://www.ebay.com/sch/gbddjc/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_ipg=&_from=
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Post by: doombilly on 20 Mar 2018, 13:40
Also. Andrew W. K can suck my dick.