Topic: QC Captions Vol. 114 (Read 17618 times)

Loki · « **Reply #50 on:** 16 May 2013, 07:43 »

Quote from: Spiff on 16 May 2013, 02:32

Hanners: "Get me the acetone. There was an accident with the superglue."

...Hanners was impersonating Angela Merkel?

Carl-E · « **Reply #51 on:** 16 May 2013, 12:42 »

Is that what happened to Greece?

jwhouk · « **Reply #52 on:** 16 May 2013, 13:02 »

HANNELORE: "I don't care if Greek society collapses. I had a baklava with walnuts in it. They must pay."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #53 on:** 16 May 2013, 14:53 »

Evil Hanners: "Ah, yes, what to do about the cute new pool boy. I wonder what would happen if I dragged him behind the counter and engaged in negotiated consensual lovemaking with him?"

Carl-E · « **Reply #54 on:** 16 May 2013, 14:58 »

A lawsuit from the "dragging him behind the counter" part.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #55 on:** 16 May 2013, 15:24 »

"Ah, Pedro the poolboy. My mom was always screaming at him in the tool shed but she never fired him." - Elliot Reid.

Hanners: "My floors look filthy."

Storel · « **Reply #56 on:** 16 May 2013, 16:25 »

Hanners: Luke... I am your father. And your mother...

Masterpiece · « **Reply #57 on:** 16 May 2013, 17:10 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 16 May 2013, 13:02

HANNELORE: "I don't care if Greek society collapses. I had a baklava with walnuts in it. They must pay."

Baklava is NOT a Greek dish.

~~Valdís~~ · « **Reply #58 on:** 16 May 2013, 17:17 »

Well, only partially in any case, as it combines both old Greek forms of pastries with the layered bread of Turkic peoples?

Storel · « **Reply #59 on:** 16 May 2013, 17:26 »

That whole region of the world seems to do baklava. When I was a kid there were a couple of little Russian bakeries across the street from each other, and they both made excellent baklava. For years I thought baklava originally came from Russia.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #60 on:** 16 May 2013, 17:42 »

I've been invited to Greek thanksgivings (and survived, a mark of considerable pride for me) and they served Baklava at all three... or was it four? meals. (After dinner 2: dinner harder, everything kinda starts to blur together...) but they all served baklava from various great great grandmother's recipes.

jwhouk · « **Reply #61 on:** 16 May 2013, 17:58 »

HANNELORE: "They're over-analyzing things on the boards again. Set phasers to stun."

WAYF · « **Reply #62 on:** 16 May 2013, 18:49 »

Open Audition: Professional Sexmaster.
No previous experience necessary.
Contact details overleaf.

Angus: FINALLY, a chance to fulfil my lifelong d-... hang on, "no previous experience necessary"? What the hell?

K1dmor · « **Reply #63 on:** 16 May 2013, 21:03 »

Hanners: He can't move out. I am the Creator of a television show that gives hope and joy and inspiration to millions. What's the point of the program without ~~Truman~~ Angus?

Soulsynger · « **Reply #64 on:** 17 May 2013, 01:42 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 16 May 2013, 17:58

HANNELORE: "They're over-analyzing things on the boards again. Set phasers to disintegrate."

FTFY.

Akima · « **Reply #65 on:** 17 May 2013, 05:36 »

"Don't make me angry, Gaius. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #66 on:** 17 May 2013, 06:21 »

Quote from: Akima on 17 May 2013, 05:36

"Don't make me angry, Gaius. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

Please don't take this the wrong way, but I love this.

jwhouk · « **Reply #67 on:** 17 May 2013, 06:29 »

That's MY line, Akima.

(Take a look at the last four letters of my screen name. That's my last name. I grew up when Bill Bixby uttered those words. Guess what I was called a lot growing up.)

Border Reiver · « **Reply #68 on:** 17 May 2013, 10:30 »

Tricia Helfer said it soo much better than Bill did - sorry man, you know its true.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #69 on:** 17 May 2013, 15:53 »

Evil Hanners: "I wonder if Angus's fancy glasses man can get me a pair with an ominous glow".

jwhouk · « **Reply #70 on:** 17 May 2013, 18:39 »

HANNELORE: "I have read all the posts. And there is only one conclusion. (pause) Iduguphergrave must be stopped."

Loki · « **Reply #71 on:** 17 May 2013, 23:15 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 17 May 2013, 15:53

Evil Hanners: "I wonder if Angus's fancy glasses man can get me a pair with an ominous glow".

Did you mean: Dale's?

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #72 on:** 17 May 2013, 23:34 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 17 May 2013, 18:39

HANNELORE: "I have read all the posts. And there is only one conclusion. (pause) Iduguphergrave must be stopped."

I'd leave the country but it's pointless when a space station laser is after you. I think i'm screwed...

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #73 on:** 17 May 2013, 23:48 »

Quote from: Loki on 17 May 2013, 23:15

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 17 May 2013, 15:53
Evil Hanners: "I wonder if Angus's fancy glasses man can get me a pair with an ominous glow".

Did you mean: Dale's?

I was thinking of the strip where Angus offered to connect the Pugnacious Peach with his supplier.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #74 on:** 18 May 2013, 02:10 »

That could make a good end-of-trailer line.

Quote from: jwhouk

HANNELORE: "I have read all the posts. And there is only . (pause, BG music stops) Iduguphergrave must be stopped. (Quick fade/cut to black)"

cesium133 · « **Reply #75 on:** 18 May 2013, 10:55 »

Quote from: Loki on 17 May 2013, 23:15

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 17 May 2013, 15:53
Evil Hanners: "I wonder if Angus's fancy glasses man can get me a pair with an ominous glow".

Did you mean: Dale's?

Dale is a customer of Angus's fancy glasses man.

Storel · « **Reply #76 on:** 18 May 2013, 19:20 »

"What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #77 on:** 18 May 2013, 20:05 »

Evil Hanners: "My hands ... they can touch themselves...wow...better call out for some deep dish"

Edguy · « **Reply #78 on:** 23 May 2013, 09:23 »

Quote from: DSL on 12 May 2013, 12:41

ANGUS: "I hear the drums echoing tonight ... "
FAYE: "I hear only whispers of some quiet conversation ..."

ANGUS:"I'm coming in!"

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #79 on:** 23 May 2013, 10:43 »

12:30 flight?

Carl-E · « **Reply #80 on:** 23 May 2013, 13:44 »

Angus (reading): "Her moonlit wings reflect the stars..."
Faye: (to herself) WTF?

DSL · « **Reply #81 on:** 23 May 2013, 15:07 »

P. PEACH (to herself): "I wonder if he'll have any better luck getting 'Kilimanjaro' to fit the scansion ..."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #82 on:** 23 May 2013, 22:01 »

No. It's too big. Serengeti is barely room enough.

DSL · « **Reply #83 on:** 24 May 2013, 10:18 »

Ah yes. It is "Serengeti." -- which still doesn't fit the scansion.

Thrudd · « **Reply #84 on:** 24 May 2013, 10:40 »

Corporate Hanners : "Thunderbirds are GO!"

Hanners : "Oh this is... this is nice, this is the end, okay. Where exactly am I? Oh grea… here's the song, oh good. Um, there's some things that are still unresolved here, guys! How do I get home? What do I eat? Was Rei my-my mom? Or a clone? Or, hell, was this all in my mind? Wha-what's an EVA? Is that sort of a Freudian thing? Er… um Am I real? Oh, hell, does a bus run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now but um… Oh God… Where's home? Okay, okay, okay. I mustn't run away, I mustn't run... Okay I got that, good, okay. Now, if I were to run away, let's analyze that: Where the fuck would I go? I'm on a big blue ball! Uhh, is this how you end the series? I mean, is this where we go from here? Okay, the movie better sure as Hell make up for this, I'm telling you right now, 'cause I'm stuck in Nowhereland! You ran outta ink too, didn't you, ya bastards?"

Kugai · « **Reply #85 on:** 24 May 2013, 14:48 »

"Rosebud!"

Carl-E · « **Reply #86 on:** 24 May 2013, 22:19 »

Quote from: Kugai on 24 May 2013, 14:48

"Rosebud!"

Is that Angus, or Faye?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #87 on:** 24 May 2013, 22:33 »

Pintsize.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #88 on:** 25 May 2013, 00:06 »

Quote from: DSL on 24 May 2013, 10:18

Ah yes. It is "Serengeti." -- which still doesn't fit the scansion.

Nope. A disturbingly forced verse in the lyrics. Thankfully `boy meets girl' was not about take place in that small village in Wales - what was it called again Ll......bwllll...ogogogogogoch ?

Redball · « **Reply #89 on:** 25 May 2013, 06:41 »

This.

pwhodges · « **Reply #90 on:** 26 May 2013, 15:30 »

Normally actually spoken as "Llanfair P G".

I once had a cat that came from there; we called him Nelson, because he was acquired following a conversation during a picnic on the beach by the Menai Bridge underneath a column like Nelson's Column in Trafalgar Square.

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