Topic: So... Steve and Faye anyone? (Read 10349 times)

JellyfishFur · « **on:** 03 Mar 2009, 15:59 »

They should totally get together. Anyone else?

raoullefere · « **Reply #1 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 16:03 »

They already did. Seems like fail to me.

I suppose they could try again, but there are a ton of 'if's' that are going to have to happen on both side for that to happen. And in the past, neither one has seemed that fond of changing.

TheReaper · « **Reply #2 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 16:14 »

Quote from: raoullefere on 03 Mar 2009, 16:03

They already did. Seems like fail to me.

I suppose they could try again, but there are a ton of 'if's' that are going to have to happen on both side for that to happen. And in the past, neither one has seemed that fond of changing.

I think you mean Sven.
On topic: No.

Beaten by Nuns · « **Reply #3 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 17:47 »

Good LORD no, just... no...

Lost Coastlines · « **Reply #4 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 18:35 »

Eh, no. But since misery loves company I'd like to see the tequila monster posse those two could conjure up.

aichambaye · « **Reply #5 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 18:43 »

Just because they're two unattached characters? No.

Beaten by Nuns · « **Reply #6 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 18:54 »

I know I'm still new around here and my opinion holds next to no water but, that would be really lame if they got together... It'd be too much of a "HEY! You're single, HE'S single! FUGGIN DATE EACH OTHER!"

Meh, it just wouldn't fit well... What's sad though, I could see it possibly happening, hope I'm wrong.

ysth · « **Reply #7 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 19:50 »

Quote from: JellyfishFur on 03 Mar 2009, 15:59

They should totally get together. Anyone else?

Yeah, Inigo and Buttercup.

championofkhorne · « **Reply #8 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 19:51 »

Quote from: Beaten by Nuns on 03 Mar 2009, 18:54

"HEY! You're single, HE'S single! FUGGIN DATE EACH OTHER!"

that is usually how things start though, isn't it.

at least unless you want to go through the whole "i want to be your friend first"

which makes breaking up really really hard

Beaten by Nuns · « **Reply #9 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 19:57 »

You're right in a sense, but if they are intended to end up dating, then the storyline behind it is way too cheesey and obvious, it'd be too predictable.

Coffee_Kaioken · « **Reply #10 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 21:17 »

Hey, why not just let her go all the way and screw Tai after that, too?

Tybalt · « **Reply #11 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 21:38 »

facepalm.jpg

raoullefere · « **Reply #12 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 22:14 »

Oh, Steve and Faye. A thousand apologies.*

Good god, no. See my analysis of Steve's relationship patterns. in the March 2-6 WCT.

Quote from: raoullefere on 03 Mar 2009, 15:11

Learn now the pattern of Steve:

This will not help Faye. Or Steve. Disaster city.

*I'm seeing Sven everywhere. Horrors.

sofiabailote · « **Reply #13 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 22:51 »

Quote from: ysth on 03 Mar 2009, 19:50

Yeah, Inigo and Buttercup.

What!! I always though Inigo Montoya was the hotness!! "My name is inigo montoya... you killed my father. prepare to die!"
and the mustache... hmmmmmm... almost as good as Steve's sideburns.

As to Steve and Faye... I don't think so.

ysth · « **Reply #14 on:** 04 Mar 2009, 01:01 »

Quote from: sofiabailote on 03 Mar 2009, 22:51

Quote from: ysth on 03 Mar 2009, 19:50
Yeah, Inigo and Buttercup.

What!! I always though Inigo Montoya was the hotness!! "My name is inigo montoya... you killed my father. prepare to die!"
and the mustache... hmmmmmm... almost as good as Steve's sideburns.

As to Steve and Faye... I don't think so.

Context, for those who missed it: Friday's xkcd:

(hovertext: "Inigo/Buttercup 4eva <3")

TheViscount · « **Reply #15 on:** 04 Mar 2009, 01:50 »

... I don't know, they seem distant- BUT both pretty much on the rebound [Faye is on constant rebound, let's face it.]. It'd take more work on Steve's side to getting to like Faye.

Anyhow. Nawh. Steve and Pen. Or Hanners for some reason, though I don't see that working out.

championofkhorne · « **Reply #16 on:** 04 Mar 2009, 07:12 »

Hanners and Mr.Clean

maddness · « **Reply #17 on:** 04 Mar 2009, 07:15 »

Quote from: championofkhorne on 04 Mar 2009, 07:12

Hanners and Mr.Clean

If we're just going to be tossing people in there ... Monk is younger than Mr. Clean.

championofkhorne · « **Reply #18 on:** 04 Mar 2009, 07:19 »

it was a comic i wasnt just tossing him in

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #19 on:** 04 Mar 2009, 13:28 »

Quote from: raoullefere on 03 Mar 2009, 22:14

Oh, Steve and Faye. A thousand apologies.*

Good god, no. See my analysis of Steve's relationship patterns. in the March 2-6 WCT.
Quote from: raoullefere on 03 Mar 2009, 15:11
Learn now the pattern of Steve:

This will not help Faye. Or Steve. Disaster city.

*I'm seeing Sven everywhere. Horrors.

Hey, if anyone could make Faye truly miserable, especially holding up the alcoholistic mirror, it'd be Steve. I'm all for it. Especially if Faye suffers. I could see her deserving Steve, but honestly, I can't see Steve deserving HER...

Quote from: TheViscount on 04 Mar 2009, 01:50

It'd take more work on Steve's side to getting to like Faye.

Agree. More work, or a lot more alcohol. Or he could take up taming rabid hyenas for a living to get accustomed to Faye's charming personality.

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Anyhow. Nawh. Steve and Pen. Or Hanners for some reason, though I don't see that working out.

Sadly, I see Hanners getting back on her "crazy meds" that made her act almost-normal in the beginning, and waking up next to Sven.

I'd have to hate him for it, but outside of Marten, I just don't see Hanners hooking up with anyone outside of her small circle of friends...it'd be outside her comfort zone, drunk or not.

Either that, or Pintsize is going to sneak into the robotic boyfriend and molest Hanners in her sleep...but we won't see it right away. You'll see Pintsize sneaking into the robotic boyfriend's room and hooking up a cable, and the next scene will be Pintsize unhooking the cable from the robotic boyfriend, and the boyfriend's clothes and hair are disheveled, with Pintsize going "Whew!"

That'll happen occasionally throughout the next year, with no one really knowing what's going on.

Until the mechanical boyfriend genitalia gets out of beta...and Hanners wakes up feeling a little strange "down there", goes to her GYN, who asks her, "How long have you been sexually active?".

But that's too creepy to contemplate...even for me.

Back to Faye: Steve should totally hit that shit. Then run and tell Sven how he was right; That'd create quite a mess, don't you think?

Faye could wake up alone, shower, and find the two of them drinking in the bar, swapping Faye stories.

Marten, of course, would be horrified. I actually would feel sorry for him in that case. But not Faye.

*Pokes Faye Voodoo Doll with a used 16-gauge needle, right in the gut* Take that, BITCH!

S

Zingoleb · « **Reply #20 on:** 04 Mar 2009, 13:32 »

Faye should hook up with Mr. Skawronska.

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #21 on:** 04 Mar 2009, 13:43 »

*Chokes*

I don't know which would be worse, the opportunity to personally make Faye miserable, or the fact that I'd actually have to DO her to do it.

Maybe if I got her really drunk and told her I always wanted to do a rape fantasy...

...ya know, I just don't think I could do it.

On the other hand, the attempt, combined with the inevitable vomiting upon seeing Faye naked, might actually be worth it. Talk about giving the girl a complex!

*Happily contemplates yakking all over a cartoon character*

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bhtooefr · « **Reply #22 on:** 04 Mar 2009, 16:14 »

Rape fantasy?

Go for mutual suicide fantasy. Blow her mind.

Liz · « **Reply #23 on:** 04 Mar 2009, 16:48 »

championofkhorne · « **Reply #24 on:** 04 Mar 2009, 20:03 »

your bad jokes are bad sir

bhtooefr · « **Reply #25 on:** 04 Mar 2009, 21:36 »

Just running an already across the line joke and sending it straight to hell.

Tybalt · « **Reply #26 on:** 04 Mar 2009, 21:59 »

I think the roomba should fuck the intern and Sara what about you guys

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #27 on:** 04 Mar 2009, 23:39 »

Everyone should fuck everyone else

Cap'n Treacherous · « **Reply #28 on:** 05 Mar 2009, 00:23 »

Steve's too good for that headcase

championofkhorne · « **Reply #29 on:** 05 Mar 2009, 15:16 »

i think steve should fuck the suitcase with it is in a chair that marten is fucking.

it's not rape if they dont feel it

Thiefree · « **Reply #30 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 05:54 »

I think Angus is the only one in the comic with the potential to subdue Faye! If she got together with Steve they'd both die of liver failure within 5 years.

championofkhorne · « **Reply #31 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 10:34 »

what is this 5 years crap.

6 months tops.

in comic time of course so that could take literally forever

Surgoshan · « **Reply #32 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 18:47 »

Just what Faye needs; an alcoholic. Seriously, she needs a fixer-upper, someone she can focus her energies on so she can ignore her own problems.

maddness · « **Reply #33 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 18:52 »

That doesn't usually work. They both end up more fucked up than they were to begin and twice as miserable.

Surgoshan · « **Reply #34 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 18:53 »

Yes, my tongue was so firmly in my cheek that they practically welded together.

maddness · « **Reply #35 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 19:05 »

It was the "Seriously" that threw me. I tend to take my seriouslies seriously.

championofkhorne · « **Reply #36 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 13:31 »

and that, young grasshopper, is why you fail

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