Topic: create the worst possible tribute album you can think of! (Read 30969 times)

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #50 on:** 23 Mar 2006, 17:43 »

A tribute AC/DC:A Journey Into The Legacy Of A Band That Made The Same Goddamn Song Over And Over.

Kirbo · « **Reply #51 on:** 23 Mar 2006, 17:51 »

A K-Fed tribute to Bobby Darin.

Combinethresher · « **Reply #52 on:** 25 Mar 2006, 11:40 »

How about a doom metal Ramones tribute? Think of the horrifying possibilities!

WeedEater-Beat On the Brat
Bongzilla-Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue
Electric Wizard-Questioningly
Crowbar-Pinhead
EyeHateGod-53rd and 3rd
Abdullah-Rockaway Beach
16-Teenage Lobotomy
Dozer-Cretin Hop
Crisis-Loudmouth
Fleshpress-Chainsaw
Golgotha-Judy Is A Punk
Candlemass-Do You Remember Rock 'n Roll Radio?
Khanate-Listen to My Heart
My Shameful-Blitzkrieg Bop

Sadly, it wouldn't be much worse than Rob Zombie's tribute.

beat mouse · « **Reply #53 on:** 25 Mar 2006, 13:07 »

Quote from: ImRonBurgundy?

a rap/hip hop tribute to Mario, Luigi, and the Mushroom Kingdom called "Super Mario Brothers Gonna Work It Out".

OH WAIT THIS IS NOT THE BEST TRIBUTE IDEA EVER THREAD.

I think my avatar sums up everything I could say about this.

As for the worst tribute album ever: Dolly Parton Presents: Krieg Snowfields of the Nordic Wastelands.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #54 on:** 25 Mar 2006, 14:50 »

Quote from: Combinethresher

How about a doom metal Ramones tribute? Think of the horrifying possibilities!

WeedEater-Beat On the Brat
Bongzilla-Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue
Electric Wizard-Questioningly
Crowbar-Pinhead
EyeHateGod-53rd and 3rd
Abdullah-Rockaway Beach
16-Teenage Lobotomy
Dozer-Cretin Hop
Crisis-Loudmouth
Fleshpress-Chainsaw
Golgotha-Judy Is A Punk
Candlemass-Do You Remember Rock 'n Roll Radio?
Khanate-Listen to My Heart
My Shameful-Blitzkrieg Bop

Sadly, it wouldn't be much worse than Rob Zombie's tribute.

You KNOW that would fucking rock out.

NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW......IIIIIIII WAAAAAAANNNNT......TOOOOOOOO....SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF...SOOOOOOOOOOOOME...GLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE...

Combinethresher · « **Reply #55 on:** 25 Mar 2006, 17:20 »

Quote from: KharBevNor

Quote from: Combinethresher
How about a doom metal Ramones tribute? Think of the horrifying possibilities!

WeedEater-Beat On the Brat
Bongzilla-Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue
Electric Wizard-Questioningly
Crowbar-Pinhead
EyeHateGod-53rd and 3rd
Abdullah-Rockaway Beach
16-Teenage Lobotomy
Dozer-Cretin Hop
Crisis-Loudmouth
Fleshpress-Chainsaw
Golgotha-Judy Is A Punk
Candlemass-Do You Remember Rock 'n Roll Radio?
Khanate-Listen to My Heart
My Shameful-Blitzkrieg Bop

Sadly, it wouldn't be much worse than Rob Zombie's tribute.

You KNOW that would fucking rock out.

NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW......IIIIIIII WAAAAAAANNNNT......TOOOOOOOO....SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF...SOOOOOOOOOOOOME...GLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE...

Well, the problem there is that most Ramones songs have maybe three lines worth of lyrics, and doom metal songs can be anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. But I'd still buy it anyway, because again, it wouldn't be any worse than Zombie's tribute.

beat mouse · « **Reply #56 on:** 25 Mar 2006, 19:44 »

yeah but the amount of lyrics in a 20 minute doom song are about the same as a 2 minute ramones song

La Creme · « **Reply #57 on:** 25 Mar 2006, 20:41 »

Quote from: ImRonBergundy

06. New Found Glory- "Veronica Hates Me"

I.

Will.

Fucking.

Destroy.

You.

Just for making me think about that. Also I am kinda sad that you put The Fall Of Troy on a tribute to Fugazi and thought it would be a bad thing. It would only be a bad thng if.. yknow... he still tried to sing.

A Tribute To Mr. Bungle

(1) Dog Fashion Disco - Quote Unquote (Travolta)
(2) Linkin Park - The Air-Conditioned Nightmare
(3) Mudvayne - Phlegmatics
(4) KORN - My Ass Is On Fire
(5) Less Than Jake - Carousel
(6) Crystal Method - Backstrockin'
(7) Mindless Self Indulgence - Goodbye Sober Day
(

Disturbed - None Of Them Knew They Were Robots
(9) Insane Clown Posse - Squeeze Me Macaroni
(10) Slipknot - Love Is A Fist
(11) System Of A Down - Ars Moriendi
(12) Evanescense - Vanity Fair
(13) Static X - Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz
(14) Weird Al Yanovich - Merry Go Bye-Bye

Now I'm going to vomit forever.

And then I'm gonna do the exact same tracklist but with the bands that should be doing those songs.

[edit] almost forgot the coup de grace, 14.

beat mouse · « **Reply #58 on:** 25 Mar 2006, 20:59 »

^^ Mudvayne - Stubb (A Dubb)

La Creme · « **Reply #59 on:** 25 Mar 2006, 21:20 »

Actually that was my first idea for Mudvayne, and then I thought I didn't have enough Disco Volante.

Here is the right bands doing the same songs in the same order.

(1) Primus {OR} C.C.B.of.B.B. - Quote Unquote (Travolta)
(2) Kaada - The Air-Conditioned Nightmare
(3) Behold... The Arctopus - Phlegmatics
(4) Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - My Ass Is On Fire
(5) Mephiskapheles - Carousel
(6) The Residents - Backstrockin'
(7) Tin Hat Trio (with Carla Kihlstdt singing) - Goodbye Sober Day
(

Nekromantix - None Of Them Knew They Were Robots
(9) MF Doom - Squeeze Me Macaroni
(10) Tomahawk - Love Is A Fist
(11) Estradasphere - Ars Moriendi
(12) Inkubus Sukkubus - Vanity Fair
(13) The Flying Luttenbachers (w/Tom Waits) - Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz
(14) Mike Patton, Buckethead, Kid606, Colin Marston, Dave Lombardo - Merry Go Bye-Bye

Kai · « **Reply #60 on:** 25 Mar 2006, 21:31 »

Is Mike Patton allowed to cover his own songs?

Combinethresher · « **Reply #61 on:** 25 Mar 2006, 22:27 »

Quote from: La Creme

Actually that was my first idea for Mudvayne, and then I thought I didn't have enough Disco Volante.

Here is the right bands doing the same songs in the same order.

(1) Primus {OR} C.C.B.of.B.B. - Quote Unquote (Travolta)
(2) Kaada - The Air-Conditioned Nightmare
(3) Behold... The Arctopus - Phlegmatics
(4) Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - My Ass Is On Fire
(5) Mephiskapheles - Carousel
(6) The Residents - Backstrockin'
(7) Tin Hat Trio (with Carla Kihlstdt singing) - Goodbye Sober Day
( Nekromantix - None Of Them Knew They Were Robots
(9) MF Doom - Squeeze Me Macaroni
(10) Tomahawk - Love Is A Fist
(11) Estradasphere - Ars Moriendi
(12) Inkubus Sukkubus - Vanity Fair
(13) The Flying Luttenbachers (w/Tom Waits) - Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz
(14) Mike Patton, Buckethead, Kid606, Colin Marston, Dave Lombardo - Merry Go Bye-Bye

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Nekromantix would make that song work. Their versions of Dead Bodies, Light My Fire, Mama Won't Allow, and Bela Lugosi's Dead are great.

beat mouse · « **Reply #62 on:** 26 Mar 2006, 00:32 »

that's why he said the right bands doing those songs.

Combinethresher · « **Reply #63 on:** 26 Mar 2006, 12:08 »

Quote from: beat mouse

that's why he said the right bands doing those songs.

Yeah, I know. I'm not so sure about the other choices though, hence noting that I think Nekromantix would actually work.

Misereatur · « **Reply #64 on:** 26 Mar 2006, 13:25 »

Quote from: La Creme

Actually that was my first idea for Mudvayne, and then I thought I didn't have enough Disco Volante.

Here is the right bands doing the same songs in the same order.

(1) Primus {OR} C.C.B.of.B.B. - Quote Unquote (Travolta)
(2) Kaada - The Air-Conditioned Nightmare
(3) Behold... The Arctopus - Phlegmatics
(4) Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - My Ass Is On Fire
(5) Mephiskapheles - Carousel
(6) The Residents - Backstrockin'
(7) Tin Hat Trio (with Carla Kihlstdt singing) - Goodbye Sober Day
( Nekromantix - None Of Them Knew They Were Robots
(9) MF Doom - Squeeze Me Macaroni
(10) Tomahawk - Love Is A Fist
(11) Estradasphere - Ars Moriendi
(12) Inkubus Sukkubus - Vanity Fair
(13) The Flying Luttenbachers (w/Tom Waits) - Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz
(14) Mike Patton, Buckethead, Kid606, Colin Marston, Dave Lombardo - Merry Go Bye-Bye

I would totally buy this tribute just for the Tomahawk version of Love Is A Fist.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #65 on:** 26 Mar 2006, 15:14 »

That tribute idea is pretty cool, but it loses for not exploiting the opportunity to have Crotchduster cover a Mr. Bungle song. Because, even though I'm lukewarm on the Bungle, that would slay. A parody of a fucking circus metal band. Fuck me, something would implode, I'm sure.

Probably Kai's head.

Also, Nekromantix covered Bela Lugosi's Dead? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED!?

Kai · « **Reply #66 on:** 26 Mar 2006, 16:16 »

Wait, they did? I'm off to pirate some shiz.

and yeah, my head would explode like crazy. Although they'd have to add in some lyrics about licking assholes or something to make it real.

Firevine · « **Reply #67 on:** 28 Mar 2006, 14:35 »

1) Creed - It's Tricky
2) Nickelback - Kings of Rock
3) Default - Mary Mary
4) Staind - My Adidas
5) The Used - You Be Illin
6) Avenge Sevenfold - Runs House
7) Autopilot Off - It's Like That
8)Disturbed - Beats to the Ryhme
9) Evanessence - Peter Piper
10) Coheed and Cambria - Sucker MC's
11) Coldplay- Ragtime
(and to end this on a high note)
12) Puddle of Mudd with Limp Bizkit - Walk this Way

This hurt me to write.

bucky_2300 · « **Reply #68 on:** 28 Mar 2006, 16:16 »

Joe Satriani tribute albums by - well, anyone but Satriani. Those just wouldn't fly.

D.O.A. Tribute Album
1. Green Day - The Enemy
2. Avril Livigne - I Don't Give a Shit (just think about this one for a second. You will shrivel up and die inside)
3. Slayer - General Strike
4. Ted Nugent - Truck Stop
5. Kid Rock - D.O.A.
6. The Transplants - Last Night (because they'd whine it up)
7. My Chemical Romance - New Age
8. Franz Ferdinand - New Wave Sucks/Disco Sucks
9. Alice Cooper - Fucked Up Baby/Fucked Up Ronnie/Fucked Up Bush
10. Trivium - The Prisoner

KharBevNor · « **Reply #69 on:** 28 Mar 2006, 21:20 »

I'm not going to do any tracklists, because I can't be bothered thinking of bands I dislike, but how about:

The pop-punk tribute to New Model Army (For maximum ghastliness, Blink-182 would reform just to cover 'Vengeance', which would be right next to Good Charlotte's upbeat take on 'Drag it Down')

Or perhaps even worse, the pop-punk tribute to The Anti-Nowhere League, with all the swearing completely censored down to things like 'damn' in order to tap the 12 year old market.

Also:

The Ska tribute to KoRn
The String Quartet tribute to Apocalyptica
The Dub tribute to Coldplay (probably prescribable to insomniacs)
The current British indie scene's tribute to itself (mistaken by many as the new Franz Ferdinand album)
The Dutch Goregrind tribute to the Spice Girls (no, wait, sorry, move that one onto the AWESOME pile)
The jug-band tribute to Bauhaus

thermodynamics · « **Reply #70 on:** 28 Mar 2006, 21:32 »

bluegrass tribute to "Coheed and Cambria"

Bunnyman · « **Reply #71 on:** 28 Mar 2006, 21:38 »

How about a Staind cover of "Selected Ambient Works 85-92."

nescience · « **Reply #72 on:** 28 Mar 2006, 22:56 »

PREMIER DJ PAUL OAKENFOLD'S TRIBUTE TO BRIAN ENO'S ANOTHER GREEN WORLD

Thrillho · « **Reply #73 on:** 29 Mar 2006, 02:53 »

Daft Punk do Kraftwerk

Dream Theater do Johnny Cash

Fall Out Boy do Joy Division.

Wait, that last one really happened. And I nearly pulled off my own face.

Misereatur · « **Reply #74 on:** 29 Mar 2006, 04:51 »

A.

Quote from: Bunnyman

How about a Staind cover of "Selected Ambient Works 85-92."

I hate you.
That is pure evil. EVIL.

Quote from: DynamiteKid

Daft Punk do Kraftwerk

That would kick ass.

thermodynamics · « **Reply #75 on:** 29 Mar 2006, 05:29 »

iggy pop does britney spears

rob zombie does journey's greatest hits

ashlee simpson does powerman5000

Thrillho · « **Reply #76 on:** 29 Mar 2006, 05:37 »

Quote from: Misereatur

A.
Quote from: Bunnyman
How about a Staind cover of "Selected Ambient Works 85-92."

I hate you.
That is pure evil. EVIL.

Quote from: DynamiteKid
Daft Punk do Kraftwerk

That would kick ass.

*vomit on your face*

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #77 on:** 29 Mar 2006, 09:26 »

Quote from: KharBevNor

The Ska tribute to KoRn

i think that would be more of an affront to ska than to Korn.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #78 on:** 29 Mar 2006, 10:33 »

It would be an affront to most everything.

nescience · « **Reply #79 on:** 29 Mar 2006, 10:33 »

Quote from: DynamiteKid

Daft Punk do Kraftwerk

Yeah dude, what are you thinking? That would be awesome.

They could call it Daft Perk!

Combinethresher · « **Reply #80 on:** 29 Mar 2006, 10:41 »

Quote from: nescience

Quote from: DynamiteKid
Daft Punk do Kraftwerk

Yeah dude, what are you thinking? That would be awesome.

They could call it Daft Perk!

Actually, I think DaftWerk would be better, but good idea.

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #81 on:** 29 Mar 2006, 15:23 »

Quote from: thermodynamics

bluegrass tribute to "Coheed and Cambria"

Dude, a bluegrass tribute to Coheed and Cambria is like "Prostate Cancer's tribute to AIDS".

soap · « **Reply #82 on:** 29 Mar 2006, 18:04 »

a pop-punk "emo" tribute to the "alternative" 90s

Mae - March Of The Pigs (Nine Inch Nails)
Plain White T's - Song 2 (Blur)
Gym Class Heroes, - Under The Bridge (Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Copeland - Black Hole Sun (Soundgarden)
Hit The Lights - Hey Jealousy (Gin Blossoms)
Emery - All I Want (Toad The Wet Sprocket)
Scary Kids Scaring Kids - Losing My Religion (REM)
Cartel - Wonderwall (Oasis)
The Killing Moon - You Outta Know (Alanis Morissette)
Bleeding Through - Stars (Hum)
Anberlin - Enjoy The Silence (Depeche Mode)
Eighteen Visions - Beautiful People (Marilyn Manson)
The Starting Line - Big Time Sensuality (Bjork)
So They Say - In Bloom (Nirvana)
Bedlight For Blue Eyes - Jumper (Third Eye Blind)

unfortunately its really happening...

books_out_loud · « **Reply #83 on:** 31 Mar 2006, 16:40 »

tribute to the mars volta

1. melt banana - take the viel cerpin taxt
2. cat power - roulette dares
3. death from above 1979 - televators
4. the blood brothers - miranda that ghost just isn't holy anymore
5. belle and sebastian - l'via l'viaquez
6. the spinto band - eriatarka
7. tori amos - casandra gemini
8. alkaline trio - frances the mute
9. lamb of god - a plague upon your hissing
10. death cab for cutie - concertina

KharBevNor · « **Reply #84 on:** 31 Mar 2006, 16:48 »

Actually, I'm not sure Blood Brothers and Melt Banana couldn't handle that, from what I know of them. I mean, there's surely WORSE choices.

books_out_loud · « **Reply #85 on:** 31 Mar 2006, 16:54 »

sure, they could do it, but the mars volta are much more laid back than those two bands. have you ever heard melt banana's cover of "we will rock you"? 'nuff said.

The Hammered · « **Reply #86 on:** 31 Mar 2006, 17:25 »

Quote from: nescience

Avril Lavigne's tribute to Sonic Youth.

or even better...

Avril Lavigne's tribute to Glenn Branca!

You make me cry.

books_out_loud · « **Reply #87 on:** 31 Mar 2006, 18:20 »

Quote from: nescience

Avril Lavigne's tribute to Sonic Youth.
You make me cry.

oh noes!

sjbrot · « **Reply #88 on:** 01 Apr 2006, 15:51 »

Staind and Limp Bizkit covering Public Enemy on "Bring Tha Noise". Oh wait...

Skibas_clavicle · « **Reply #89 on:** 01 Apr 2006, 21:08 »

Quote from: E. Spaceman

A Blink 182 tribute to My Bloody Valentine's Loveless.

You sick, sick bastard!

Any pseudo-punk band covering popular later 90's radio hits. Oh wait...
God, I hate those 'punk goes pop', 'punk goes acoustic', etc album. I wish all the bands that participated in those would slit their respective throats.

Bunnyman · « **Reply #90 on:** 01 Apr 2006, 22:19 »

Eminem (feat. Lil' Jon) - Funkytown

somethincoolandnonchalant · « **Reply #91 on:** 02 Apr 2006, 09:43 »

I'd just be really interested to see Hilary Duff cover At the Drive-in - Invalid Letter Dept. I'm sure if she tried her head would explode.. it's a win-win situation. But then again if I saw it on TV i would probably punch myself into unconciousness. Hilary Duff singing relevant, scary, and painful lyrics. What would the world be coming to?

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #92 on:** 02 Apr 2006, 10:27 »

Quote from: somethincoolandnonchalant

I'd just be really interested to see Hilary Duff cover At the Drive-in - Invalid Letter Dept. I'm sure if she tried her head would explode.. it's a win-win situation. But then again if I saw it on TV i would probably punch myself into unconciousness. Hilary Duff singing relevant, scary, and painful lyrics. What would the world be coming to?

I think the world would end, however she would have to cover something other than At the Drive-in.

Kai · « **Reply #93 on:** 02 Apr 2006, 10:43 »

I jsut had this idea of her trying to sing Cattle Decapitation songs. That would be pretty amazing.

"Home laboratory turned mortuary
Experimental transplants and surgery
Using bleach and corrosives to make zombies
Gaping cranium sutured with epoxy
Homemade walking dead!"

Yeah.

Omnicide · « **Reply #94 on:** 03 Apr 2006, 16:00 »

Sigur Ros covering Tool. You'd die of old age before track four starts

minkles · « **Reply #95 on:** 03 Apr 2006, 16:19 »

A tribute to The Flaming Lips:

Sum 41- Talkin' Bout the Smiling Deathporn Immortality Blues
Counting Crows- Halloween on the Barbary Coast
Simple Plan- Turn It On
Linkin Park- She Don't Use Jelly
Toby Keith- Chewin The Apple of My Eye
Nickelback- Slow Nerve Action
Weezer- Christmas at the Zoo
William Hung- Bad Days (Aurally Excited Version)
Hilary Duff- Race for the Prize
James Blunt- A Spoonful Weighs a Ton
Trapt- The Spark That Bled
Gwen Stefani- What Is The Light?
R. Kelly- Waitin' For A Superman
The Bloodhound Gang- Fight Test
Fall Out Boy- Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
William Shatner- Are You A Hypnotist?
My Chemical Romance- Do You Realize?
Green Day- The W.A.N.D.

Yes, I just ruined all of your lives forever.

Omnicide · « **Reply #96 on:** 03 Apr 2006, 16:38 »

Not for us Green Day and Weezer fans, mate. (well the ones who'll admit to liking Green Day nowadays)

Houdinimachine · « **Reply #97 on:** 03 Apr 2006, 16:42 »

Depeche Mode covers ALL of the Cure's best singles!

Robert Smith swears jihad.

karl gambolputty... · « **Reply #98 on:** 05 Apr 2006, 11:35 »

Quote from: E. Spaceman

Dude, a bluegrass tribute to Coheed and Cambria is like "Prostate Cancer's tribute to AIDS".

sig'd

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #99 on:** 05 Apr 2006, 13:44 »

Yeah, I'm on two sigs now, and both for offensive comments!

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