Topic: Justin Timberlake's comments about his new album/song (Read 36288 times)

The Eyeball Kid · « **Reply #100 on:** 31 Jul 2006, 20:14 »

Quote from: KharBevNor

Fuck inauthenticity. Iron Maiden have probably sold more albums over their career than this guy.

It's just shallow vapid shit for 13 year old girls. It could have been recorded on a twenty quid karaoke machine in his mums basement and distributed on a cassette-only label run by a commune of anarcho-syndicalist lesbian freedom fighters who only advertise through culture-jamming graffiti and personal endorsements from Sub-Comandante Marcos and it would still be shallow vapid shit for 13 year old girls.

13 year olds? Thats like way older then what some of my fave songs sound like. 'I Think That We Are Gonna Be Friends' stops being applicable past like 9 years old

Who cares if its shallow vapid shit as long as its GOOD shallow vapid shit?

jcknbl · « **Reply #101 on:** 31 Jul 2006, 21:28 »

Quote from: TheCourtJester

If you had an interest in real dance music...You'd know Foggy, Outfly, Ferry Corsten, 4 Strings, Armin Can Buuren, Iio, DJ Micro, Motorcycle, Kate Ryan, Lazard, Lost Tribe, Metric, Kira, KMC, Pepe, Divine Inspiration.

Mainstream or obscure, easy-to-find or rare and expensive, mutt or pure-bred, dog poop is still dog poop.

Its really funny that you say that right after listing a bunch of completely unknown acts and telling us that these acts are "real" dance music- which of course implitly attacks the authenticity of our preferences. The first statement completely undermines the first.

Khar: Seriously, if it will only take a half hour give us a track. If you really think you could be substituted for Timbaland and no one would notice... by all means demonstrate this skill.

Johnny C · « **Reply #102 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 00:51 »

I don't think the new single is particularly stellar, guys. Note that this does not make me a bad person.

jcknbl · « **Reply #103 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 01:15 »

I'll admit the song is wearing thin pretty quick. Certainly no "Promiscuous Girl" or "Since You've Been Gone". Still, mainstream pop/hip-hop is in a much better place than mainstream rock.

The Eyeball Kid · « **Reply #104 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 01:30 »

I read a GREAT article written as if it was from a world where punk was mainstream and heavy metal was underground. It reversed all the usual critcal cliches, and even had stuff like, um, Def Leppard instead of The Replacements getting their song covered for That 70's Show

Storm Rider · « **Reply #105 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 01:39 »

Uh, since when has metal been mainstream?

Unless you're talking about HAIR metal, which is a completely different animal and calling that metal in some company would get you brutally stabbed.

And they'd probably fuck your corpse.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #106 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 02:02 »

Quote from: jcknbl

Khar: Seriously, if it will only take a half hour give us a track. If you really think you could be substituted for Timbaland and no one would notice... by all means demonstrate this skill.

If I gave a shit or knew anything about crap hip-hop, I would.

The Eyeball Kid · « **Reply #107 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 06:26 »

Quote from: Storm Rider

Uh, since when has metal been mainstream?

Unless you're talking about HAIR metal, which is a completely different animal and calling that metal in some company would get you brutally stabbed.

And they'd probably fuck your corpse.

a. this was meant for the 'alternate musical history' thread and b. i was talking about hair metal. or the author of the article was

Misereatur · « **Reply #108 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 06:33 »

This thread is 3 pages about Justin Timberlake.

JUSTIN. FUCKING. TIMBERLAKE.

What the hell is wrong with you?

will: wanton sex god · « **Reply #109 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 11:04 »

I agree with whoever was saying that music can be incredibly non-complex, and still be fun and pleasant to some peoples ears.
Justin Timberlake is a MAINSTREAM POP ARTIST. more often than not, atleast in my experience in the last decade or so that i actually listened (which admittedly has not been enough in the last 2 years) mainstream pop meant to appeal to a huge group of people isn't mean to be/doesn't need to be exclusive. Theyre trying to make music that the widest range of people can get into. A large portion of the forumgoers here are into a much smaller niche of music, and the music made here caters to you. The music made by/made for Mr Timberlake reflects the audience he's trying to appeal to, and it does a good job at getting them and more.
some people like the pop genre of music, as well as others.
Not everyone needs a pi/7 time signature, 20 layers, 80 different chords to enjoy a song.

Misereatur · « **Reply #110 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 11:08 »

Quote from: will: wanton sex god

Theyre trying to make music that the widest range of people can spend their money on.

Fix'd

will: wanton sex god · « **Reply #111 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 11:19 »

yes, spend their money on becuase theyre into it...as i thought most would have the mental capacity to understand.

Gryff · « **Reply #112 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 15:05 »

Now listen.

I wanna try something right now. See, they don’t do this anymore. I'm 'a sing something and I want the guys to sing with me. They go:

"It feels like something's heatin up
can I leave wit' you?"

and then the ladies go:

"I don’t know what I’m thinking bout
really leaving wit' you"

Guys sing:

Johnny C · « **Reply #113 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 15:47 »

IT FEELS LIKE SOMETHIN'S HEATIN' UP
CAN I LEAVE WIT CHU

jcknbl · « **Reply #114 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 15:48 »

Quote from: Misereatur

Quote from: will: wanton sex god
Theyre trying to make music that the widest range of people can spend their money on.

Fix'd

Wait wait, people buy this music? I thought we were talking about stealing it off the internet and listening to it on the radio. I can't understand why anyone would pay money for this- and I think we can all agree with that.

Gryff · « **Reply #115 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 17:54 »

and the ladies:

Stifled Dreams · « **Reply #116 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 19:13 »

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M THINKIN' 'BOUT
REALLY LEAVIN' WIT CHU

Gryff · « **Reply #117 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 19:16 »

Feels good don't it? Come on, guys:

Kai · « **Reply #118 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 19:45 »

IT FEELS LIKE SOMETHIN'S HEATIN' UP
CAN I LEAVE WIT CHU

Gryff · « **Reply #119 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 19:46 »

Ladies:

Merkava · « **Reply #120 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 21:23 »

SILLY RABIT

THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTARWEB

Not An Addict · « **Reply #121 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 21:44 »

You guys, he's making you sing a Justin Timberlake song.

will: wanton sex god · « **Reply #122 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 22:41 »

Quote from: jcknbl

Quote from: Misereatur
Quote from: will: wanton sex god

Wait wait, people buy this music? I thought we were talking about stealing it off the internet and listening to it on the radio. I can't understand why anyone would pay money for this- and I think we can all agree with that.

yes...people buy it...thats how he gets money....and probably a good reaosn of why he continuesss....

jcknbl · « **Reply #123 on:** 02 Aug 2006, 00:20 »

You mean Justin Timberlake is, like, rich and stuff? No way!

pinkpiche · « **Reply #124 on:** 02 Aug 2006, 03:26 »

Only rich stupid pop artists would break a song with beatboxing.

ALoveSupreme · « **Reply #125 on:** 03 Aug 2006, 12:38 »

Quote from: Gryff

Now listen.

I wanna try something right now. See, they don’t do this anymore. I'm 'a sing something and I want the guys to sing with me. They go:

"It feels like something's heatin up
can I leave wit' you?"

and then the ladies go:

"I don’t know what I’m thinking bout
really leaving wit' you"

Guys sing:

for the win.

I mean I'm gonna go listen to my obscure dance pop now.

Ismara · « **Reply #126 on:** 01 Jan 2008, 21:47 »

Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
I think I like Justin Timberlake's new song.

I agree with Tripod on this one.

Tom · « **Reply #127 on:** 01 Jan 2008, 21:51 »

Necropost

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #128 on:** 01 Jan 2008, 21:55 »

Yeah, you might wanna not do that whole necroposting thing anymore...
That'd be great
Thanks

Johnny C · « **Reply #129 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 00:52 »

Which new song, "LoveStoned/I Think She Knows"?

The guitar break in it is ace.

Tom · « **Reply #130 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 01:05 »

If you could get the whole album without anyone's singing on it I'd so buy it.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #131 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 01:20 »

Why this thread, of all threads?

That said, I did drop some classic lines on the last page. Thanks for the nostalgia trip!

Tom · « **Reply #132 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 01:41 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 31 Jul 2006, 16:34

I generally find myself stabbing myself in the ears too much to dance.

Seriously, how can you even stand his voice? It's bearly barable in the new single with all that distortion on it. Also, where are the 'wicked beats' or whatever? I, you, or anyone could do the drums and bassline to that in Fruityloops in about half an hour, counting render time. It's commercial shite. Even dancing to it at a shite club validates its shite existence.

'nuff said

chamberk · « **Reply #133 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 06:48 »

I thought his album was p. good

Hat · « **Reply #134 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 06:53 »

Kai · « **Reply #135 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 07:44 »

Kai · « **Reply #136 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 07:45 »

I think we're getting closer

Johnny C · « **Reply #137 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 09:48 »

IronOxide · « **Reply #138 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 10:52 »

IronOxide · « **Reply #139 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 10:56 »

Ã¶de · « **Reply #140 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 11:00 »

Gemmwah · « **Reply #141 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 11:02 »

Ã¶de · « **Reply #142 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 11:02 »

Gemmwah · « **Reply #143 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 11:08 »

IronOxide · « **Reply #144 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 11:14 »

Gemmwah · « **Reply #145 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 11:16 »

Thrillho · « **Reply #146 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 11:37 »

Quote from: Ismara on 01 Jan 2008, 21:47

I agree with Tripod on this one.

You know how old this thread is?

TRIPOD'S DEAD.

imagist42 · « **Reply #147 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 11:46 »

Quote from: DynamiteKid on 02 Jan 2008, 11:37

Quote from: Ismara on 01 Jan 2008, 21:47
I agree with Tripod on this one.

You know how old this thread is?

TRIPOD'S DEAD.

SeanBateman · « **Reply #148 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 12:04 »

Quote from: IronOxide on 02 Jan 2008, 11:14

Oh god do I hate myself for not getting in on that IPO.

imagist42 · « **Reply #149 on:** 02 Jan 2008, 13:37 »

Quote from: Anyways on 02 Jan 2008, 11:59

No.

It's less fail if you read it in context with DK's post. I edited it as such.

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