Topic: The worst song ever? (Read 56974 times)

Johnny C · « **Reply #100 on:** 22 Jul 2006, 14:38 »

BET.com would be Black Entertainment Television. And I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Kelis has been asked the question in multiple interviews.

Thrillho · « **Reply #101 on:** 22 Jul 2006, 15:20 »

Well is that a respectable news source?

And that is like, the EXACT same wording as the one I had. Maybe she just had a practised answer.

Alchemist · « **Reply #102 on:** 22 Jul 2006, 17:54 »

Okay, this song might not be THEE WURST EV4R OMGWTFLOL, but it's right up there. How many of us have suffered through "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry?

Moo Cakes · « **Reply #103 on:** 22 Jul 2006, 23:18 »

What is up with the anit- Spice Girls posts? Haven't you seen their movie? They're like, THE shit.

I'm going to go with Hot Action Cop's "Fever for the Flava". That is the worst song I have EVER HEARD.

My friend says "Loving you" by Minnie Ripperton, though.

Is there one song EVERYONE hates, though? Can there be? I don't think so.

EDIT: OMG. "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry. I listened to that the other night on repeat when my friend crashed at my house. She's horrible.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #104 on:** 22 Jul 2006, 23:25 »

The Spice Girls knocked feminism back 30 years almost single-handedly.

books_out_loud · « **Reply #105 on:** 22 Jul 2006, 23:39 »

neutral milk hotel - two headed boy pt. 2

.......PSYCHE!

no but seriously, the whistle song is really bad, and that milkshake song, and that song with the humps.

Jedit · « **Reply #106 on:** 23 Jul 2006, 05:17 »

Quote from: Moo Cakes

What is up with the anit- Spice Girls posts? Haven't you seen their movie? They're like, THE shit.

Indeed. So far as shit is concerned, they were the definitive article.

TrueNeutral · « **Reply #107 on:** 23 Jul 2006, 10:27 »

I would almost nominate Dokaka if he wasn't so goddamn funny.

GuitarJunkie · « **Reply #108 on:** 23 Jul 2006, 10:48 »

Someone told me that Kelis' milkshake song was about "how a girl carries herself" or something. I much prefer to imagine it is literally about a milkshake.

That My Humps song really is an abortion.

I think the worst one would be one of many annoying local bands with kids who try to be Greenday and are really about as political as a turnip.

"His name is President Phil Phil Phil,
He puts a stamp on the bill bill bill..."

Alchemist · « **Reply #109 on:** 23 Jul 2006, 17:25 »

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"His name is President Phil Phil Phil,
He puts a stamp on the bill bill bill..."

I'm just a bill
Yes I'm only a bill
And I'm sittin here on Capitol Hill...

Hee. Schoolhouse Rock ftw. Anyway, that's the first thing I thought of while reading those lyrics.

Rubby · « **Reply #110 on:** 24 Jul 2006, 11:19 »

My theory with the milkshake song is that she doesn’t have a fucking clue what it means and she’s singing it because it kind of sounds dirty in a strange sort of way. But now that journalists are asking her about it in interviews she needs to make up ridiculously vague explanations so she doesn’t sound like a clueless tool.

TrueNeutral · « **Reply #111 on:** 24 Jul 2006, 11:25 »

Quote from: GuitarJunkie

I think the worst one would be one of many annoying local bands with kids who try to be Greenday and are really about as political as a turnip.

Someday, I will start a band called The Turnips, and we will be as political as a band can be, just SO I CAN SHOW YOU.

GuitarJunkie · « **Reply #112 on:** 24 Jul 2006, 18:25 »

Quote from: TrueNeutral

Quote from: GuitarJunkie
I think the worst one would be one of many annoying local bands with kids who try to be Greenday and are really about as political as a turnip.

Someday, I will start a band called The Turnips, and we will be as political as a band can be, just SO I CAN SHOW YOU.

I await that day with a nervous anticipation.

Mobius_Logic · « **Reply #113 on:** 24 Jul 2006, 18:44 »

Ok so it's not exactly the WORST song ever, but it has a special place in the dank pits of the part of my brain labeled "WHY JESUS, WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO???"

Hand's Open-Snow Patrol

It is the blandiest song I know. The potatoe of rock music.

KibBen · « **Reply #114 on:** 24 Jul 2006, 20:04 »

Quote from: Mobius_Logic

Ok so it's not exactly the WORST song ever, but it has a special place in the dank pits of the part of my brain labeled "WHY JESUS, WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO???"

Hand's Open-Snow Patrol

It is the blandiest song I know. The potatoe of rock music.

Potatoes can be extremely flavourful if prepared right, and unrooted at just the right time of the year.

In this case, a remix should work.

Pierre the Poet · « **Reply #115 on:** 24 Jul 2006, 21:09 »

I think a lot of Celine Dion's discography merits strong consideration for inclusion on this list, but of course the archetypal Dion disaster is "My Heart Will Go On." It does have a certain a certain campy charm, but it also has lyrical gems lifted right out of a game of hide and seek ("near, far, wherever you are"), that ridiculous vocal hitch which makes it sound like she's singing "I believe thatch the heart does go on." I feel like retching every time she "soars" for that operatic high note after the cheesy key change: if you check the actual note on a piano, its not that high for a tenor, much less an alto or soprano.

Mobius_Logic · « **Reply #116 on:** 24 Jul 2006, 21:49 »

Quote from: KibBen

Potatoes can be extremely flavourful if prepared right, and unrooted at just the right time of the year.

In this case, a remix should work.

hmm, an uncooked potatoe. made of tofu.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #117 on:** 25 Jul 2006, 09:14 »

Quote from: Joey JoJo

LT United - We Are The Winners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm0aVYnzFN4&search=eurovision%20we%20are%20the%20winner

For those of you not familiar with the Eurovision Song Contest, it's an annual competition for the countries of Europe to put in their worst form of Europop. This was Lithuania's entry this year.

Or, if that isn't bad enough... take a look at the UK's entry this year...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Ne6F_SWbs&search=eurovision%20uk

It's hilariously bad.

Lithuania's entry was/is hilarious. One of the best songs the eurovision has seen ever.

The UK entry was indeed abysmal. There were people smiling in hell who were suddenly convinced that it could all be a lot worse.

Having said that, the new Justin Timberlake song is like a decaying corpse without the fun of crawling maggots.

Outshined · « **Reply #118 on:** 25 Jul 2006, 14:42 »

I nominate "Barbie Girl" by Oasis! Seriously, the song is so bad that it actually causes me physical pain every time I hear it. It's like the sunlight to my vampire. Does that make it the worst song ever? I don't know.

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #119 on:** 25 Jul 2006, 15:42 »

Wasn't Brbie Girl by Aqua?

Kai · « **Reply #120 on:** 25 Jul 2006, 16:13 »

Hahah, yeah. It was.

Wow.

Pierre the Poet · « **Reply #121 on:** 25 Jul 2006, 16:56 »

I don't know, "Barbie Girl" definitely makes it onto my "so deliciously, intentionally bad, its good" list.

Also, am I the only one who thinks "Barbie Girl" would have fit nicely between "Wonderwall" and "Don't Look Back In Anger"?

Afakaz · « **Reply #122 on:** 25 Jul 2006, 21:40 »

Break Away, by Kelly Clarkson.

I don't know why I hate it so. But gods above, below, and all around, do I LOATHE that song.

Alchemist · « **Reply #123 on:** 25 Jul 2006, 22:11 »

Quote from: E. Spaceman

Wasn't Brbie Girl by Aqua?

Geek check!

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #124 on:** 26 Jul 2006, 03:24 »

I knew it too but I didn't want to say anything, the bulk of them were from Denmark you know.

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Break Away, by Kelly Clarkson.

I don't know why I hate it so. But gods above, below, and all around, do I LOATHE that song.

Actually I find it to be the most tolerable of her singles, Since You(I refuse to write "U") Been Gone and Behind These Hazel Eyes are much worse.

penpen17 · « **Reply #125 on:** 26 Jul 2006, 05:46 »

oh, I found a new one.

Cascada - Everytime We Touch

Terrible. I don't think that there is a single original idea in it. It sounds just like every other song ever played in a gay club.

pat101 · « **Reply #126 on:** 26 Jul 2006, 05:55 »

Quote from: Praeserpium Machinarum

I knew it too but I didn't want to say anything, the bulk of them were from Denmark you know.

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Break Away, by Kelly Clarkson.

I don't know why I hate it so. But gods above, below, and all around, do I LOATHE that song.

Actually I find it to be the most tolerable of her singles, Since You(I refuse to write "U") Been Gone and Behind These Hazel Eyes are much worse.

Am I the only one who thought Since You (I also loathe "U") Been Gone kicked ass?

pinkpiche · « **Reply #127 on:** 26 Jul 2006, 06:38 »

This is the no. 1 worst song for me.

Tony - Special to me

forgive me for not knowing his full name.

GuitarJunkie · « **Reply #128 on:** 26 Jul 2006, 07:37 »

Quote from: pat101

Quote from: Praeserpium Machinarum
I knew it too but I didn't want to say anything, the bulk of them were from Denmark you know.

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Break Away, by Kelly Clarkson.

I don't know why I hate it so. But gods above, below, and all around, do I LOATHE that song.

Actually I find it to be the most tolerable of her singles, Since You(I refuse to write "U") Been Gone and Behind These Hazel Eyes are much worse.

Am I the only one who thought Since You (I also loathe "U") Been Gone kicked ass?

I remember watching some awards show where she played that after Good Charlotte played and I was giggling because I thought it was funny that she rocked out much harder than Good Charlotte did.

cTony · « **Reply #129 on:** 26 Jul 2006, 12:57 »

Quote from: DynamiteKid

Quote from: Kwi
I'm suprised none of us have busted out the Rap.

I guess none of us have ever had the experience with that genre of music, but I working in a kitchen deal with it every day. I nominate the entire genre or Rap (with the exception of everything by the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and the Beastie Boys [Don't act like you don't like 'em]. Of course, I don't even think I need to mention K-Os, he has a genre all to his own.) as the worst song ever. Mostly because it all sounds the same.

You are a fucking idiot and I hope you go to hell.

hm.. Yeah.
Kwi, have you tried listening to musicians like Nas, or WuTang ?

As for worst.. I say Akon's 'lonely'.
..High pitched noises really irritate me ( i can hear right up to the 20KHz limit and any high pitches shock and agitate me >_< )

Not An Addict · « **Reply #130 on:** 26 Jul 2006, 14:23 »

How about that new Busta Rhymes song?

"I love my chick."
"I love you, baby."
"I love my chick."
"I love you, baby."
"I love my chick."
"I love you, baby."
"I love my chick."
"I love you, baby."
"I love my chick."
"I love you, baby."
"I love my chick."
"I love you, baby."
"I love my chick."
"I love you, baby."
"I love my chick."
"I love you, baby."
"I love my chick."
"I love you, baby."
"I love my chick."
"I love you, baby."

Radio in pieces.

Merkava · « **Reply #131 on:** 26 Jul 2006, 15:36 »

Quote from: pat101

Quote from: Praeserpium Machinarum
I knew it too but I didn't want to say anything, the bulk of them were from Denmark you know.

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Break Away, by Kelly Clarkson.

I don't know why I hate it so. But gods above, below, and all around, do I LOATHE that song.

Actually I find it to be the most tolerable of her singles, Since You(I refuse to write "U") Been Gone and Behind These Hazel Eyes are much worse.

Am I the only one who thought Since You (I also loathe "U") Been Gone kicked ass?

It MUST be spliced with The Dismemberment Plan's The City. If done well, it would kick double ass.

Johnny C · « **Reply #132 on:** 26 Jul 2006, 17:54 »

Quote from: Not An Addict

How about that new Busta Rhymes song?

Man it would be okay if, when I listened to it, I didn't just picture the fuckin' lyric sheet reading "REPEAT AD NAUSEAM." Dammit.

Lines · « **Reply #133 on:** 26 Jul 2006, 18:29 »

milkshake is bad unless it is richard cheese singing it. then it's hilarious.

i think one of the worst songs ever made is my humps by the black eyed peas.

heavenlymayday · « **Reply #134 on:** 26 Jul 2006, 19:14 »

Worst song i've heard lately?

The peanut butter jelly song.

What the heck?

"it's peanut butter jelly time"

Over and over again ad nauseum.

and a baseball bat...

Gah....

It was mildly funny in a "what the heck?" kind of way the first time someone made me listen to it, after that....

Not so much.

CrashIncorporated · « **Reply #135 on:** 26 Jul 2006, 19:16 »

I'd have to agree with the claim of Who let the dogs out. I'd also like to nominate Achy Breaky Heart by ummm, whoever that guy was that went on to play a doctor on some TV show. Oooh, Billy Ray Cyrus, that was his name.

Lines · « **Reply #136 on:** 26 Jul 2006, 19:23 »

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE.

Alchemist · « **Reply #137 on:** 26 Jul 2006, 19:41 »

Quote from: iamyourpirate

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE.

MOCK NOT THE BANANA PHONE.

Raffi is my hero.

Night Rocker · « **Reply #138 on:** 27 Jul 2006, 01:01 »

please dont call me ignorant for this, try to understand my reasoning...

i hate country...i hate the idea of country, i can take it in small bits but not for long hours in a concert. It all sounds the same to me. the guitar part is the same in every damn song. the singer sounds the same too, i cannot tell the difference between any of the songs. but i understand that country was a root for some types of music. i just dont like it...im sorry.....

Misereatur · « **Reply #139 on:** 27 Jul 2006, 06:38 »

Quote from: Alchemist

Quote from: iamyourpirate
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE.

MOCK NOT THE BANANA PHONE.

Raffi is my hero.

Mitch Clem Vs. Conversations

ROUND 2

Thrillho · « **Reply #140 on:** 27 Jul 2006, 06:50 »

Quote from: Night Rocker

please dont call me ignorant for this, try to understand my reasoning...

i hate country...i hate the idea of country, i can take it in small bits but not for long hours in a concert. It all sounds the same to me. the guitar part is the same in every damn song. the singer sounds the same too, i cannot tell the difference between any of the songs. but i understand that country was a root for some types of music. i just dont like it...im sorry.....

I feel country is afflicted, like rap, in that most of what you hear will sound exactly the damn same because it sells and those who do something interesting don't tend to get noticed as much. I've heard plenty of the kind of country your describing, but there is plenty of country music which is great. And there is of course, one particular alt-country band who went bullshit wacko.

Not An Addict · « **Reply #141 on:** 27 Jul 2006, 07:24 »

Country is based on a very specific sound and set of instruments. What little wiggle room there is comes in the form of good songwriting, so you're probably just listening to the wrong country. Yes, a lot of it sounds the same and it can get tiresome after a while, but you could say the same thing about punk. Or any genre, for that matter.

Pierre the Poet · « **Reply #142 on:** 27 Jul 2006, 08:05 »

Realizing that not all rap, reggae, or country sounds the same should be a musical rite of passage, sort of like bar mitzvah or your first driver's license.

Night Rocker · « **Reply #143 on:** 27 Jul 2006, 21:24 »

i understand about country now, i wont go out and buy an album but i understand

not to derail the post but, Pierre, you avator creeps me the huck out

Pierre the Poet · « **Reply #144 on:** 31 Jul 2006, 22:29 »

Yeah, it's a stock character from French melodrama (Pierrot) who is all about being spooky and moon mad. Like Dora, I guess, I'm a recovering goth (hey, high school was a strange time).

I'm kinda please that you even noticed, since your avatar has a fair amount of shock value as well. . .

p.s. How about "Your Body is a Wonderland"? John Mayer trying to be sexy is really bad news for anyone in the vicinity

Joey JoJo · « **Reply #145 on:** 01 Aug 2006, 04:11 »

Quote from: BeoPuppy

Quote from: Joey JoJo
LT United - We Are The Winners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm0aVYnzFN4&search=eurovision%20we%20are%20the%20winner

For those of you not familiar with the Eurovision Song Contest, it's an annual competition for the countries of Europe to put in their worst form of Europop. This was Lithuania's entry this year.

Or, if that isn't bad enough... take a look at the UK's entry this year...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Ne6F_SWbs&search=eurovision%20uk

It's hilariously bad.

Lithuania's entry was/is hilarious. One of the best songs the eurovision has seen ever.

The UK entry was indeed abysmal. There were people smiling in hell who were suddenly convinced that it could all be a lot worse.

Having said that, the new Justin Timberlake song is like a decaying corpse without the fun of crawling maggots.

I make a point of avoiding crap on the radio because of that. Although I will willingly sit and watch Eurovison because it's absolutely hysterical. Kinda double standards, but at least the songs in Eurovison don't make me want to rip people's faces off.

Symp · « **Reply #146 on:** 02 Aug 2006, 20:45 »

I say Mike Jones, for the song Back Then

Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me.
Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me.
Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me.
Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me.
Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me.

For like 5 fucking minutes. And it was all over the radio for weeks.

Not An Addict · « **Reply #147 on:** 03 Aug 2006, 09:25 »

MIIIKE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES!

karl gambolputty... · « **Reply #148 on:** 03 Aug 2006, 10:00 »

This song makes me want to slit my wrists a little bit

There are very few bands I can think of that have substituted image for talent as close to 100% as Panic at the Disco

Jedit · « **Reply #149 on:** 03 Aug 2006, 10:19 »

Quote from: karl gambolputty...

This song makes me want to slit my wrists a little bit

There are very few bands I can think of that have substituted image for talent as close to 100% as Panic at the Disco

I'd say Electric Six, but they managed to get further away by going over 100%.

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Alchemist

Moo Cakes

books_out_loud

TrueNeutral

GuitarJunkie

Alchemist

TrueNeutral

GuitarJunkie

Pierre the Poet

Outshined

Pierre the Poet

Alchemist

Praeserpium Machinarum

penpen17

GuitarJunkie

cTony

Not An Addict

Merkava

heavenlymayday

CrashIncorporated

Alchemist

Night Rocker

Not An Addict

Pierre the Poet

Night Rocker

Pierre the Poet

Not An Addict