Topic: The worst song ever? (Read 56983 times)

Chad K. · « **Reply #50 on:** 17 Jul 2006, 07:50 »

Toss-up-

"My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas and "Push the Little Daisies" by Ween.

Merkava · « **Reply #51 on:** 17 Jul 2006, 07:53 »

I can't believe they have 3 guitars and none of them are used effectively.

Makes me want to listen to some Juno.

Chad K. · « **Reply #52 on:** 17 Jul 2006, 07:57 »

Wait, sorry... I take it all back-

Melissa Manchester "Don't Cry Out Loud" with a close runner up of Eric Carmen "I Can't Live If Living is Without You".

Just read those lyrics-

Baby cried the day the circus came to town
'cause she didn't want parades just passin' by her
So she painted on a smile and took up with some clown
While she danced without a net upon the wire
I know a lot about 'er 'cause, you see
Baby is an awful lot like me

Don't cry out loud
Just keep it inside, learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all

Baby saw that when they pulled that big top down
They left behind her dreams among the litter
The different kind of love she thought she'd found
There was nothin' left but sawdust and some glitter
But baby can't be broken 'cause you see
She had the finest teacher-that was me-I told 'er

Don't cry out loud
Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all

Don't cry out loud
Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost made it

Don't cry out loud
Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all

Oli · « **Reply #53 on:** 17 Jul 2006, 08:21 »

Quote from: Dark Flame

Noclaw...

I like this name...

Not An Addict · « **Reply #54 on:** 17 Jul 2006, 09:11 »

Quote from: Chad K.

Eric Carmen "I Can't Live If Living is Without You"

Dammit, that was Badfinger. BADFINGER.

Kai · « **Reply #55 on:** 17 Jul 2006, 09:13 »

Quote from: Dark Flame

Quote from: pat101

And I think Kai may have won for finding the shittiest band ever with Hawthorn Heights. The video just drives the point home. I have to say. I love the shots of the band, with the band members who aren't the lead singer going "nuts" on their guitars in the background. Also, the comments about how they're post-hardcore are great fun.

The comments are the best part. "Why is every1 calling them emo they are post hardcore k thx"

Chad K. · « **Reply #56 on:** 17 Jul 2006, 09:57 »

I know. I get the lyrics to that Badfinger song and "All By Myself" mixed up in my head. Generally the same melody, and both are terrible songs, but the sheer self-absorption of someone singing, passionately and sincerely, about how he wants to be with someone just so he's not by himself is unbelievable. He can't even be said to have a shallow personality, it's more like a slick-spot. In all fairness, though, if I were Eric Carmen I wouldn't want to be left by myself either, because I'd be annoying.

Kwi · « **Reply #57 on:** 17 Jul 2006, 10:25 »

I'm suprised none of us have busted out the Rap.

I guess none of us have ever had the experience with that genre of music, but I working in a kitchen deal with it every day. I nominate the entire genre or Rap (with the exception of everything by the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and the Beastie Boys [Don't act like you don't like 'em]. Of course, I don't even think I need to mention K-Os, he has a genre all to his own.) as the worst song ever. Mostly because it all sounds the same.

pat101 · « **Reply #58 on:** 17 Jul 2006, 11:03 »

Quote from: Kwi

I'm suprised none of us have busted out the Rap.

I guess none of us have ever had the experience with that genre of music, but I working in a kitchen deal with it every day. I nominate the entire genre or Rap (with the exception of everything by the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and the Beastie Boys [Don't act like you don't like 'em]. Of course, I don't even think I need to mention K-Os, he has a genre all to his own.) as the worst song ever. Mostly because it all sounds the same.

you're dumb

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #59 on:** 17 Jul 2006, 11:11 »

I'm surprised no one has said

LA MACARENA

Jedit · « **Reply #60 on:** 17 Jul 2006, 12:28 »

Quote from: Kwi

II nominate the entire genre or Rap (with the exception of everything by the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,

So you're nominating all rap except the shit stuff and the Beastie Boys (who are arguably more P-funk than rap anyway). Riiight.

Radio rap is crap because radio music is crap. Might as well say that all indie music is crap because you hear Radiohead, Coldplay, Keane and the Killers all day at work.

timehat · « **Reply #61 on:** 17 Jul 2006, 13:33 »

Quote from: Jedit

Radio rap is crap because radio music is crap. Might as well say that all indie music is crap because you hear Radiohead, Coldplay, Keane and the Killers all day at work.

You might as well say that all music is crap since all music ever is played on the radio and everything on the radio is crap.

Kai · « **Reply #62 on:** 17 Jul 2006, 13:50 »

I ain't never heard the fucking Voag on the radio, friend.

Ravenbomb · « **Reply #63 on:** 17 Jul 2006, 20:16 »

Quote from: Teh_Shinobi

Quote from: Ravenbomb
"Chacarron" by El Mudo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yg0cvO09jsM&search=Chacarron

Hahahahaha! I played that song at lunch over the loudspeakers one time just to piss some people off. I was stunned when I had several students run up to me and ask me for the name of the song... Sigh...

Did they ask about the name because they liked it, or because they recognized that part from the Batman YTMND?

Sythe · « **Reply #64 on:** 17 Jul 2006, 21:18 »

Stevie Nicks?

Johnny C · « **Reply #65 on:** 18 Jul 2006, 03:46 »

Or whatever genre Cherry Poppin' Daddies were.

Alchemist · « **Reply #66 on:** 18 Jul 2006, 07:49 »

I wish to amend my earlier statement.

"Milkshake" wins (loses?) at sucking.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time

La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I can see youre on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if your smart,

La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,

Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

End If Kris · « **Reply #67 on:** 18 Jul 2006, 09:00 »

^wins at losing

tehjiggles · « **Reply #68 on:** 18 Jul 2006, 10:30 »

For laughably bad music, always look to japan.

Bad Dreams by the pillows is utterly nauseating. duel-lead guitars out of sync with one another playing a half-assed guitar riff, with whip, gun, and horse sound effects added in post-production.

Cold as Ice by foreigner? anyone?

Kai · « **Reply #69 on:** 18 Jul 2006, 10:39 »

HEY

WOAH

DO NOT

BE INSULTING FOREIGNER

Not An Addict · « **Reply #70 on:** 18 Jul 2006, 11:02 »

Or Stevie Nicks. Fuck.

And "Milkshake" couldn't possibly be the worst song ever with a beat that catchy.

Dr. Feelbad · « **Reply #71 on:** 18 Jul 2006, 11:16 »

Dude. Anything by the Spice Girls.

Jedit · « **Reply #72 on:** 18 Jul 2006, 12:35 »

Quote from: Not An Addict

And "Milkshake" couldn't possibly be the worst song ever with a beat that catchy.

Is that a vote for this?

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #73 on:** 18 Jul 2006, 12:48 »

I love that song! Even if it doesn't strictly resemble a song in times of meter and so on.

Pau! · « **Reply #74 on:** 18 Jul 2006, 13:51 »

Hello everyone, I'm Paul! Now, with that introduction out of the way...

The songs you've been mentioning usually simply have a total lack of talent...however, there is as big a gap between good and lack of talent as there is between lack of talent and bad.

I nominate Vampire King by AIDS Wolf. If you can finish the song, you have my respect, as you have a strong will. If you want to feel your entire body relax and a wave of euphoria wash over you, enqueue a good mellow song, like Jacknuggeted by Manitoba, right after Vampire King.

I'm not kidding this song will you tense up and mess with your brain.

Kai · « **Reply #75 on:** 18 Jul 2006, 14:13 »

Quote from: Jyan

The awful music they play inside the build-a-bear places. Everytime my niece wants to go in, I cringe at the thought of it.

Hm.

a friend of mine works at one of those places. I'll have to ask her about it.

Skibas_clavicle · « **Reply #76 on:** 18 Jul 2006, 14:44 »

Quote from: tommydski

nominating the whole genre of rap is just ignorant.

clearly we should be looking at ska.....

Hey! Don't be hatin' on us rudegirls and boys!

Also, is this thread really needed? Do you really have to tell people what NOT to listen to? It serves ZERO surpose.

chamberk · « **Reply #77 on:** 18 Jul 2006, 14:47 »

I'm sorry, Chacarron can't be considered as the Worst Song Ever, because it makes me laugh so damn hard.

Skibas_clavicle · « **Reply #78 on:** 18 Jul 2006, 14:50 »

I've been listening to ska since I was 14, if I can last 5 years and still like it, I believe I'm set.

I think I'll always skank when I hear the Specials. I totally look forward to collecting your manberries for that.

Johnny C · « **Reply #79 on:** 18 Jul 2006, 14:54 »

Quote from: Alchemist

"Milkshake" wins (loses?) at sucking.

THERE WILL BE NO BADMOUTHING OF KELIS

SHE HAS BRAGGING RIGHTS FOR HER MILKSHAKE BECAUSE SHE IS A TOTAL BABE

Alchemist · « **Reply #80 on:** 18 Jul 2006, 20:16 »

Quote from: Johnny C

Quote from: Alchemist
"Milkshake" wins (loses?) at sucking.

THERE WILL BE NO BADMOUTHING OF KELIS

SHE HAS BRAGGING RIGHTS FOR HER MILKSHAKE BECAUSE SHE IS A TOTAL BABE

So?

Jessica Simpson is a total babe. So are Mandy Moore, Britney Spears, and all of the Fanta girls. I do, however, reserve the right to badmouth each and every one of them for unforgivable crimes against music.

The Eyeball Kid · « **Reply #81 on:** 18 Jul 2006, 20:28 »

Quote from: Kai

I see your Click Five and raise you a Hawthorne Heights.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxBNG8ibORo&search=Hawthorne%20Heights

the part where they all spin their guitars around their body? fucking intense.

Eh
Its pretty generic
But it least it has guitars and some resemblance to 'rocking out'
Yes, i am a 'rockist'
Except when I'm a 'popist'
But like if you listen to enough of this you might get into real rock

Kai · « **Reply #82 on:** 18 Jul 2006, 20:52 »

No, I don't think you understand how jawdroppingly terrible they are.

ALSO:

www.dahv.com

The Eyeball Kid · « **Reply #83 on:** 18 Jul 2006, 21:07 »

You win.
I made it through about a second of that.
ARGH

Kai · « **Reply #84 on:** 18 Jul 2006, 21:15 »

The first time I heard Dahv's music I actually wanted to kill myself.

Johnny C · « **Reply #85 on:** 19 Jul 2006, 00:33 »

Quote from: Alchemist

Jessica Simpson is a total babe. So are Mandy Moore, Britney Spears, and all of the Fanta girls. I do, however, reserve the right to badmouth each and every one of them for unforgivable crimes against music.

I do not think they are TOTAL BABES though. I think they are attractive but I reserve "TOTAL BABES" for TOTAL BABES. Dig?

And I see where you're coming from but probably like a lot of people on this forum the music comes first and the image comes second for me. And I like Kelis' material - that which I've heard, anyhow. So the TOTAL BABEness of her is just an added bonus.

But Kai wins, I think. How does shit like that get made?

RapsKallion · « **Reply #86 on:** 19 Jul 2006, 05:13 »

Haha, that is some terrible songs you guys posted.

But, at least, most of them can sing, unlike this lady:

www.piya.dk

just open the site and it starts. urgh.

Alchemist · « **Reply #87 on:** 19 Jul 2006, 07:34 »

I think Piva and Dahv are tied for first. I have to say -- they even make "milkshake" sound good.

Call me masochistic, but I scrolled through a couple of Dahv's songs just to see if the "Mean Girls" one was an isolated case of satire, and this is what I came up with:

Pass the Shirley Temple
Won't you pass the Shirley Temple
It's red
It's strong
And it make my brain go zing-a-zing zong

...

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go trepan myself with a Desert Eagle.

Thrillho · « **Reply #88 on:** 19 Jul 2006, 07:37 »

Quote from: Kwi

I'm suprised none of us have busted out the Rap.

I guess none of us have ever had the experience with that genre of music, but I working in a kitchen deal with it every day. I nominate the entire genre or Rap (with the exception of everything by the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and the Beastie Boys [Don't act like you don't like 'em]. Of course, I don't even think I need to mention K-Os, he has a genre all to his own.) as the worst song ever. Mostly because it all sounds the same.

You are a fucking idiot and I hope you go to hell.

Kai · « **Reply #89 on:** 19 Jul 2006, 08:07 »

Oh, man, Piya is pretty fucking terrible.

But does it hold the record for being the only artist that has actually made me want to put a gun to my temple?

Nuh uh.

Dahv takes the cake.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #90 on:** 19 Jul 2006, 11:48 »

I have tried to work out what that Milshake song is about for a long time.

I know it is a crude sexual metaphor. But I cannot work out what for.

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #91 on:** 19 Jul 2006, 12:02 »

It is quite possible that it isn't about anything really and that it is just meant to sound dirrty.

Thrillho · « **Reply #92 on:** 19 Jul 2006, 13:29 »

Kelis has said that milkshake is whatever a woman's best sexual asset is, rather than anything specific.

Skibas_clavicle · « **Reply #93 on:** 19 Jul 2006, 14:32 »

Quote from: KharBevNor

I have tried to work out what that Milshake song is about for a long time.

I know it is a crude sexual metaphor. But I cannot work out what for.

deep throat. i'm serious.
thank you and goodnight.

RapsKallion · « **Reply #94 on:** 19 Jul 2006, 15:35 »

Oh yes, Piya is nasty.

She is NOT famous here in Denmark, the only reason I know her is because one of my friends, who is a musician, were offered a job, playing for her. He said no.

Johnny C · « **Reply #95 on:** 21 Jul 2006, 22:50 »

Quote from: Skibas_clavicle

Quote from: KharBevNor
I have tried to work out what that Milshake song is about for a long time.

I know it is a crude sexual metaphor. But I cannot work out what for.

deep throat. i'm serious.
thank you and goodnight.

I heard it was "blowjob," as in

my blowjob brings all the boys to the yard
they're like, "it's better than yours."
damn right, it's better than yours
i could teach you, but i'd have to charge

Thrillho · « **Reply #96 on:** 22 Jul 2006, 06:57 »

Do I have to scan the interview I'm citing for you lot to listen to me?

Johnny C · « **Reply #97 on:** 22 Jul 2006, 09:20 »

Quote

In an interview at BET.com, Kelis says that a woman’s milkshake is not (as many people might think) a specific reference to breasts, but is “that thing that makes a woman stand out from everyone else. It's a thing that makes you sensual and warm and maternal.”

Was it from BET.com? Because that's fairly convincing.

Joey JoJo · « **Reply #98 on:** 22 Jul 2006, 11:04 »

LT United - We Are The Winners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm0aVYnzFN4&search=eurovision%20we%20are%20the%20winner

For those of you not familiar with the Eurovision Song Contest, it's an annual competition for the countries of Europe to put in their worst form of Europop. This was Lithuania's entry this year.

Or, if that isn't bad enough... take a look at the UK's entry this year...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Ne6F_SWbs&search=eurovision%20uk

It's hilariously bad.

Thrillho · « **Reply #99 on:** 22 Jul 2006, 14:26 »

Quote from: Johnny C

Quote
In an interview at BET.com, Kelis says that a woman’s milkshake is not (as many people might think) a specific reference to breasts, but is “that thing that makes a woman stand out from everyone else. It's a thing that makes you sensual and warm and maternal.”

Was it from BET.com? Because that's fairly convincing.

No. It was from Q. Since the Q magazine was a direct interview, I'm guessing whatever BET.com is (I have no idea if you were being ironic in saying it was convincing), they pilfered it.

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Author Topic: The worst song ever? (Read 56983 times)

Merkava

Not An Addict

Kwi

timehat

Ravenbomb

Alchemist

End If Kris

Not An Addict

Dr. Feelbad

Praeserpium Machinarum

Pau!

chamberk

Alchemist

The Eyeball Kid

The Eyeball Kid

RapsKallion

Alchemist

Praeserpium Machinarum

RapsKallion