Topic: Guess the Movie quote! (Read 19927 times)

mberan42 · « **on:** 17 Aug 2006, 21:08 »

Post a quote, person who gets it right posts a new quote. (Apologies if this has been done already. I just have the perfect quote right now...)

YOU GET TO DRINK FROM THE FIRE HOSE!!!!!

SomeOtherGuy · « **Reply #1 on:** 17 Aug 2006, 22:20 »

UHF.... oh Weird Al... your a silly bitch.

oh
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"I swear, if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times.... I'm outta here!"

Maedros · « **Reply #2 on:** 18 Aug 2006, 21:00 »

BASEketball.

"Did you give her the banana with the dope inside?"

logosmonkey · « **Reply #3 on:** 19 Aug 2006, 13:29 »

Congo

"That's not art. A striptease isn't art. It's too direct. It's more direct than art. That woman's body up there? It's a big juicy steak. It's a glass of gin. It's a hormone extract. Streptomycin. Uranium!"

mysteriousbriefcase · « **Reply #4 on:** 19 Aug 2006, 13:39 »

Ikiru.

"All I see are dead people."

Lines · « **Reply #5 on:** 19 Aug 2006, 15:54 »

12 monkeys

"You can't handle the truth."

Thnikkaman · « **Reply #6 on:** 19 Aug 2006, 16:00 »

A Few Good Men.

"How exactly does one suck a fuck?"

jmrz · « **Reply #7 on:** 19 Aug 2006, 17:40 »

Donnie Darko

“I don’t even know what the hell that is, but I lick it anyways…”

mookers · « **Reply #8 on:** 19 Aug 2006, 17:51 »

Scary Movie 2.

"'Course you can't put much stock in a man who spends the most part of a conversation talkin' to a bear... talkin' to a goddamn bear. "

rive gauche · « **Reply #9 on:** 19 Aug 2006, 18:36 »

Dead Man

"Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it."

Valrus · « **Reply #10 on:** 19 Aug 2006, 20:54 »

Quote from: rive gauche

Dead Man

"Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it."

THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE! YAY! ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES!

Um.

Okay:

"That means none of this is any goodFUCK!!!"

Steyr_Junkie · « **Reply #11 on:** 21 Aug 2006, 09:46 »

Boondock Saints

quote:

"The longest distance between two points is a kidnapper and his money."

LeeZion · « **Reply #12 on:** 21 Aug 2006, 12:44 »

The Way of the Gun.

Now here's a toughie. In case it's too difficult, I'll drop a hint later on.

Character 1: A knife! He's got a knife!
Character 2: Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're barbarians! How clear we make it. Oh, my piglets, we are the origins of war: not history's forces, nor the times, nor justice, nor the lack of it, nor causes, nor religions, nor ideas, nor kinds of government, nor any other thing. We are the killers. We breed wars. We carry it like syphilis inside. Dead bodies rot in field and stream because the living ones are rotten. For the love of God, can't we love one another just a little — that's how peace begins. We have so much to love each other for. We have such possibilities, my children. We could change the world.

chupones · « **Reply #13 on:** 21 Aug 2006, 15:21 »

The Lion In Winter

My turn:

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Maybe love is all chemical, maybe it's also "We'll keep the species going." But I think whoever or whatever planned it that way, must have known what love felt like. That's a good enough reason.

lb969 · « **Reply #14 on:** 21 Aug 2006, 17:13 »

Dopamine.

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Where are you hiding, little girl?

redbeardjim · « **Reply #15 on:** 22 Aug 2006, 02:36 »

Serenity!

"I know something of a woman in a man's profession. Yes, by God, I do know about that."

raconteur_extraordinaire · « **Reply #16 on:** 23 Aug 2006, 07:32 »

Dame Judi Dench in Shakespeare in Love. Great movie, by the way.

"If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you're not the girl I thought you were."

And yes, I know it's cheesy and bad, but I love it.

Ghostwriter · « **Reply #17 on:** 23 Aug 2006, 07:54 »

That would be Legally Blonde.

Next up:

"Eckhart saw Hell too. He said, The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth."

Lines · « **Reply #18 on:** 23 Aug 2006, 08:43 »

Jacob's Ladder

"Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, silence the pianos and with muffled drum, bring out the coffin, let the mourners come..."

Thnikkaman · « **Reply #19 on:** 23 Aug 2006, 08:50 »

Four Weddings and a Funeral, I believe.

"You're such a hedge!"

EDIT: In case that was a little too obscure, some more quotes from the same movie:

Character 1: "Oh stay with me Hobson. You know I hate to be alone."
Character 2: "Yes, bathing is a very lonely business."
Character 1: "Except for fish."
Character 2: "Pardon? Did you say "except for fish"?"
Character 1: "Yes... fish all bathe together. Though they do tend to eat one another. I often think... fish must get awful tired of sea food. What are your thoughts, Hobson?"

Thnikkaman · « **Reply #20 on:** 29 Aug 2006, 23:32 »

Right. It's been almost a week, so I'm going to move this thread along.

New Quote: "We're on an express elevator to Hell, goin' down!

Incidentally, everyone who missed the previous quote should go and check out the 1981 movie Arthur starring Dudley Moore. It's a comedy that comes well-recommended by the Thnikkaman.

RawR? · « **Reply #21 on:** 29 Aug 2006, 23:38 »

I believe it's Aliens?

Tough one here...

"I am an elf. Where are my curly shoes?"

RawR? · « **Reply #22 on:** 30 Aug 2006, 19:17 »

Oh! Have I stumped you all? You people call yourselves movie experts?! (Not really meaning that). Anyhow, the quote was from the DVD-version of Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. Steve Oedekerk says it in a real line. Instead of putting the line he says they put like other things in it. That explains why the talking looks so BAD.

Anyhow I'm rambling now. I can't think of a quote ATM so next one is open! =)

KharBevNor · « **Reply #23 on:** 30 Aug 2006, 19:39 »

"I came into this game for the action, the excitement. Go anywhere, travel light, get in, get out, wherever there's trouble, a man alone. Now they got the whole country sectioned off, you can't make a move without a form."

rage · « **Reply #24 on:** 13 Sep 2006, 22:33 »

Brazil

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It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun.

Kirbo · « **Reply #25 on:** 14 Sep 2006, 07:43 »

Pi

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O.K., we'll go get some fucking pancakes and then get laid.

Electric Monk · « **Reply #26 on:** 14 Sep 2006, 10:35 »

Fargo.

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Are you hungry? I haven't eaten since later this afternoon.

Lines · « **Reply #27 on:** 14 Sep 2006, 11:48 »

i have no idea what the answer is, but i wanted to give kudos to khar for quoting that movie.

Omnicide · « **Reply #28 on:** 14 Sep 2006, 12:22 »

Primer. Decent film.

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What do you mean 'who's flying the plane? No-one's flying the plane!

qtownstegy · « **Reply #29 on:** 14 Sep 2006, 20:57 »

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World...right?

"Yeah, that's just how I like 'em!"
"You like 'em as long as they ain't dead."
"I don't care if they're dead as long as they ain't too cold."

bujiatang · « **Reply #30 on:** 15 Sep 2006, 07:04 »

Porky's

"[character a chicken suit] I thought it was a costume party!"

rae · « **Reply #31 on:** 15 Sep 2006, 13:39 »

Start the Revolution Without Me

No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.

Kirbo · « **Reply #32 on:** 16 Sep 2006, 11:33 »

A Night in Casablanca

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As you wish.

rage · « **Reply #33 on:** 16 Sep 2006, 15:41 »

The Princess Bride

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It doesn't surprise me that there's another woman. Of course, the fact that she's dead gives one pause.

Electric Monk · « **Reply #34 on:** 16 Sep 2006, 23:15 »

The Corpse Bride

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Maybe I'll just stand here and bleed at you.

rage · « **Reply #35 on:** 16 Sep 2006, 23:40 »

Quote from: Electric Monk

The Corpse Bride

Nope

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Maybe I'll just stand here and bleed at you.

Brick

Electric Monk · « **Reply #36 on:** 17 Sep 2006, 15:11 »

Quote from: rage

Quote from: Electric Monk
The Corpse Bride

Nope

GLARGLE...ARGLE...BLARGH!

Stir of Echoes.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #37 on:** 17 Sep 2006, 16:52 »

Quote from: Electric Monk

GLARGLE...ARGLE...BLARGH!

Zombie Flesh Eaters?

rage · « **Reply #38 on:** 18 Sep 2006, 05:36 »

Quote from: Electric Monk

GLARGLE...ARGLE...BLARGH!

I'm not sure if thats a quote or if its still on me. Just n case it is, here's an easy one.

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Play it Sam

Mnementh · « **Reply #39 on:** 18 Sep 2006, 05:55 »

Casablanca

I'll start with an easy one as well.

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Goddamn Army

rage · « **Reply #40 on:** 19 Sep 2006, 07:55 »

M*A*S*H

Here's one from a film better left unseen.

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Let's tune our weapons!

KB_Hurr_Hurr · « **Reply #41 on:** 19 Sep 2006, 10:20 »

Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare???

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Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue...

Kirbo · « **Reply #42 on:** 19 Sep 2006, 10:34 »

Sleepy Hollow.

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I'm probably the smartest person I know.

rage · « **Reply #43 on:** 19 Sep 2006, 11:38 »

Quote from: KB_Hurr_Hurr

Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare???

Gah. I didn't think anyone else had seen that.

Having said that, I share your pain. It never goes away, but it does fade with time.

Inlander · « **Reply #44 on:** 19 Sep 2006, 16:58 »

Quote from: Kirbo

I'm probably the smartest person I know.

Isn't that from Napoleon Dynamite? I dunno, I've only seen that film once and I stopped paying attention half-way through.

Kirbo · « **Reply #45 on:** 19 Sep 2006, 19:07 »

That's not the movie I was thinking of, but you may be right. I haven't seen Napoleon Dynamite forever.

gargoylekitty · « **Reply #46 on:** 19 Sep 2006, 19:25 »

Quote from: Kirbo

Sleepy Hollow.

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I'm probably the smartest person I know.

Adaptation?

if so then...

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Are you like a crazy person?

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Kirbo · « **Reply #47 on:** 19 Sep 2006, 19:29 »

Yeah, it was from Adaptation.

Lines · « **Reply #48 on:** 20 Sep 2006, 11:48 »

Quote from: gargoylekitty

so then...
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Are you like a crazy person?

v for vendetta

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Look idiot up in the dictionary. Know what you'll find?
A picture of me?
No! The definition of idiot. Which you fucking are!

bujiatang · « **Reply #49 on:** 21 Sep 2006, 07:31 »

kiss kiss bang bang.
with Val Kilmer, when whats his name threw the pistol into the lake.
Val Kilmer up and got fat. I liked at the end how all the people started wandering into the hospital room, from the mental ward.

"I tried to find a breifcase small enough...but..."

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Author Topic: Guess the Movie quote! (Read 19927 times)

Maedros

logosmonkey

mysteriousbriefcase

mookers

rive gauche

Steyr_Junkie

lb969

Ghostwriter

RawR?

RawR?

rage

Electric Monk

Omnicide

bujiatang

rage

Electric Monk

rage

Electric Monk

rage

Mnementh

rage

KB_Hurr_Hurr

rage

gargoylekitty

bujiatang