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« Reply #50 on: 21 Sep 2006, 11:54 »

Is it "Once Upon a Time in Mexico"?  If so, it's I couldn't find a briefcase large enough.

If so, here's my quote:

"Good boy, Dex."
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« Reply #51 on: 22 Sep 2006, 13:56 »

sky captain and the world of tomorrow.

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I know you. If I were blind I'd know what you are.
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« Reply #52 on: 22 Sep 2006, 14:23 »

The Last Unicorn.


"I do not like the men on this spaceship. They are uncouth and fail to appreciate my better qualities. I have something of value to contribute to this mission if they would only recognize it. Today over lunch I tried to improve morale and build a sense of camaraderie among the men by holding a humorous, round-robin discussion of the early days of the mission. My overtures were brutally rejected. These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry."
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« Reply #53 on: 22 Sep 2006, 15:01 »

Dark Star

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don't point at crazy people.
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« Reply #54 on: 23 Sep 2006, 21:10 »

Girl Interupted... i think...

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You just got to think about it like the first time you got laid. You just gotta go, "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"
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« Reply #55 on: 24 Sep 2006, 08:12 »

Tank Girl.

 
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What are you looking at?
 Your leg. I'd like to break it.
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« Reply #56 on: 24 Sep 2006, 08:17 »

Willow?

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I'm going to resist the impulse to ask you about the doorknob.
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« Reply #57 on: 27 Sep 2006, 11:22 »

Solaris.

"Dolph, tie up the brat. Liza, hold the book. Vincent, get the truck. And Keith? Darnit, change your name, please, that's not scary and I'm embarrassed to say it. Boris, try that. Keith, ya know, ooooooh, watch out for Keith!
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« Reply #58 on: 27 Sep 2006, 13:21 »

Hoodwinked.

"I'M NOT GOING TO JUMP ON YOU!"
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« Reply #59 on: 27 Sep 2006, 15:22 »

"I'M NOT GOING TO JUMP ON YOU!"

The Producers, one of the funniest movies ever.


"I never saw nobody buffalo Bill the way she buffaloed Bill."
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« Reply #60 on: 27 Sep 2006, 16:45 »

Kill Bill 2

"We go in hard and fast and we come out clean and smiling."
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« Reply #61 on: 04 Oct 2006, 11:18 »

Dreamcatcher? I think. That movie made me uncomfortable.

If I am correct, then:


"Sand is overrated. It's just tiny little rocks."
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« Reply #62 on: 04 Oct 2006, 15:16 »

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.




...and mine:


"is it dark?"

"of course its dark, its a suicide note."
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« Reply #63 on: 04 Oct 2006, 19:15 »

The Royal Tenenbaums

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What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?
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« Reply #64 on: 05 Oct 2006, 16:10 »

The Lost boys

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« Reply #65 on: 05 Oct 2006, 20:32 »

Raiders of the Lost Ark

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The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.  Vagina.
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« Reply #66 on: 06 Oct 2006, 07:43 »

the big lebowski after she had at him with paint.


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Thats great, either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy
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« Reply #67 on: 06 Oct 2006, 12:12 »

Ghostbusters

Ok here's a long one:

"The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly."
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« Reply #68 on: 06 Oct 2006, 12:23 »

Equilibrium!  The last fight in that film is some of my favorite action choreography.

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You see?  You see?  Your stupid minds!  Stupid!  Stupid!
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« Reply #69 on: 06 Oct 2006, 13:19 »

Plan Nine from Outer Space?

If I got that right.  Here's an easy one:

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Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?
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« Reply #70 on: 06 Oct 2006, 13:21 »

Army of Darkness

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« Reply #71 on: 14 Oct 2006, 02:12 »

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang


Now, zee quotation...

"But a deltoid and a bicep. A hot groin and a tricep makes me... ooo... shake! Makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the hand" :-D

*dances around in ripped fishnets throwing toast in the air*
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« Reply #72 on: 14 Oct 2006, 14:50 »

Rocky Horror Picture Show

"Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music. "
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« Reply #73 on: 15 Oct 2006, 09:11 »

The Little Mermaid

"Lewis, however much coffee you drink in the morning, I want you to cut it in half, okay?"
"I don't drink coffee, sir."
"Then hit yourself in the head with a baseball bat, will you please?"
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« Reply #74 on: 17 Oct 2006, 12:07 »

American President

And now, here's mine. I'm bending the rules a bit, since only one quote is supposed to be active at any time. But I'll give you two. Whoever gets EITHER ONE (it doesn't matter which one) gets the floor and the right to continue the game. Once that happens, I'll reveal the other one, free of charge.

Quote 1:
"This never happened to the other fellow."

Quote 2: (From a different movie than Quote 1. Two people are talking)
I guess you fellas feel differently about marryin'. The boys up top were telling me you Mohammedans have as many as 300 wives.
No, the prophet tells us that four wives are sufficient for a true believer.
Why four?
The prophet says one wife makes a miserable life, for she always gets bored. And two wives make a mess of your life also. They always quarrel, and you never know which one is right. And three wives are bad, too. For two always take sides against the third. And four wives makes real happiness.
How?
Well, two and two, accompanied by each other. And the man ? he has his rest.
Well, it sounds all right. You got four, huh?
No, I have only one.
What's holding you back?
Well, if you had this law in your Texas, would you have four wives?
No, my wife wouldn't like that.
It is the same with me. My wife, she would not like it.
You sure learn things in the Army!
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« Reply #75 on: 17 Oct 2006, 13:57 »

1: Bond. James Bond. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
2: Sahara, but not the recent one with Matthew McConaghue, or however you spell his last name, the one with Humphrey Bogart.

"California, Florida, whatever. Either way, your pale ass is getting a tan."
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« Reply #76 on: 17 Oct 2006, 17:44 »

Requiem for a Dream, although not the quote that I would expect reference to.




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« Reply #77 on: 17 Oct 2006, 18:03 »

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Lesbian Nazi Hookers abducted by aliens and forced into weight-loss programs."
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« Reply #78 on: 17 Oct 2006, 19:12 »

Dear mberan42...

Damn, you're good. I figured someone might get ONE of them, but you got both.

(The other good thing about the Sahara movie, other than Humphrey Bogart, was you get to see Lloyd Bridges as a young man, in a serious role. The same Lloyd Bridges that, 30-40 years later, got to play the buffoon old man in parody movies like Airplane! and Hot Shots.)

And now, back to the regularly scheduled quote, something about Lesbian Nazi Hookers provided by ironoxide887...
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« Reply #79 on: 17 Oct 2006, 19:29 »

UHF!

Then I got pregnant with Meg and couldn't go.  Now I'm pro-choice.
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« Reply #80 on: 17 Oct 2006, 19:41 »

That's from Family Guy, but it's not a movie.

"When will then be now?"
"Soon."
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« Reply #81 on: 17 Oct 2006, 19:57 »

It's Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story

The movie version of 3 episodes.
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« Reply #82 on: 17 Oct 2006, 20:02 »

Spaceballs!


It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which, is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
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« Reply #83 on: 17 Oct 2006, 20:08 »

HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy, duh!

"I love you more than any guy's ever loved a girl he's never actually spoken to."
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« Reply #84 on: 25 Nov 2006, 11:14 »

Out Cold :-D

"It can't rain all the time.."
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« Reply #85 on: 25 Nov 2006, 11:32 »

THE CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

"Betrayers! I want to remind you of the unavoidable fate of a ninja traitor. You must commit Hara-Kiri for your transgressions! Our Ninja Empire is supreme, omnipotent and righteous! Our blood is motivated by Ninja spirit, when we take up a mission we must succeed or die. Our techniques are dominant, and unbeatable, our style is unique and hypnotically elegant. If you don't want to suffer under the wrath of the Ninja, then give back our golden Ninja warrior!"
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