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YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« on: 21 Dec 2006, 06:43 »

THIS IS NOW THE DRUNKALDS THREAD! YI KAN ONLY PPOST HERE IF YOU ARENT SOBER!

IF YOU ARENT LEGAYL ALLOWED ACCES TO TEH ALCOMOLZ, SUCK IT UP, OR OBTAIN BY OTHER MEANS!

Anyways, Today was a good party! I started with pokering, which I lostinated, twice (good thing it wasnt strippoker, Id be hells of cold)

Then off to soem gues place fir Irish coffee, and some weird russian movei, whihc due to the settings of his pmonitor was about the smurfs! Then to the bar where there was beer, and more beer, and nive epole!

TODAY WAS GOOD
TOMORROW WILL PEOEBABLY NOT!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1 on: 21 Dec 2006, 07:08 »

you faked that post
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2 on: 21 Dec 2006, 07:11 »

I'm eating some oatmeal right now, is that a good post?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3 on: 21 Dec 2006, 07:12 »

NO! YOU ALL FAIL! GO GET DRUNK, YOU SILLY BUMS! GET OUT OF MY THREAD!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #4 on: 21 Dec 2006, 07:17 »

Encourging the consumption of poison by peer pressure is awesome!

...

I want some absinthe.  :-(
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #5 on: 21 Dec 2006, 07:22 »

Well I was smashed last night does that help
yur drukn lol
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #6 on: 21 Dec 2006, 07:26 »

LAST NITRHG ISNT GOOD NUGF! TODAY IS WHERE TIS AT!

QUE SERA, SERA!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #7 on: 21 Dec 2006, 07:28 »

I am not drunk but i'm stoned as balls
does thatcount?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #8 on: 21 Dec 2006, 07:30 »

NO! GO GET YOUR OWN STONER  THREAd! THIS IS FOR DRUNKADRS ONLY!

GO SIT AROUND AND BE ALL "WHAO, THATS SO BLOOO" SOMETHREAD ELSE

*sjakes fisth at people*
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #9 on: 21 Dec 2006, 07:44 »

I am drinking some scotch and coke. That count?

I think it's scotch. (I kinda wanted it to be bourbon, but oh well)
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #10 on: 21 Dec 2006, 07:52 »

GOOD MAN!

SHOW THEM STONERS WHAT REAL (wo) MEN ARE MADE FROM!

ALCOMOEOEOLE!!!!!]
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #11 on: 21 Dec 2006, 08:13 »

I'm not drunk but it's 3am and I keep making up words like "assjument" which I find pretty awesome but also bewildering.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #12 on: 21 Dec 2006, 08:14 »

Oh yeah, i was totally right.

Anywau, stop stealing my drunken thunder you cunt, now watch my damn seat whilst I go for some more gin y'hear?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #13 on: 21 Dec 2006, 08:18 »

Assjument means to pass judgement on someones ass.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #14 on: 21 Dec 2006, 08:20 »

I had about a shot of gin worth of random sips. Does that count?
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« Reply #15 on: 21 Dec 2006, 08:21 »

Assjument means to pass judgement on someones ass.

I assjume all the time. I've very assjumental.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #16 on: 21 Dec 2006, 08:23 »

I don't drink alcohol at all. Can you ban me from posting in this thread?

No? Ooh. Too bad.  :-D
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #17 on: 21 Dec 2006, 08:29 »

Give me about two hours. Then I'll be drunk. And probably a bit depressed. But I'll try to be funny and entertaining and whatthefucknot.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #18 on: 21 Dec 2006, 08:30 »

Why the hell don't you drink? It's not like it's ever made anyone feel like shit, or make regrettable decisions, or led to unwated pregnancies, or caused anyone the loss of their helth, broken up any families, caused any violent incidents......


ah shit.



Anyone got any dope?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #19 on: 21 Dec 2006, 08:47 »

Our make you sick.

Which is why I don't drink much. Even a little alcohol makes me feel dizzy, and don't like that.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #20 on: 21 Dec 2006, 08:59 »

SHIT MAN. IT IS LIKE, 1.50 PM HERE.

I GUESS WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IS THAT I AM TOTALLY GOING TO GET STARTED ON THIS RIGHT NOW. I'VE PUT IT OFF FOR TOO LONG.

PS I AM SORRY I AM NOT DURNK YET. WILL BE BACK SOON.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #21 on: 21 Dec 2006, 09:47 »

Encourging the consumption of poison by peer pressure is awesome!

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I want some absinthe.  :-(

Would people in Europe be able to send over drinks that we can't get in the states without any kind of legal problem?
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« Reply #22 on: 21 Dec 2006, 09:52 »

It's not like we would write ABSINTHE LOL on the bottle.

Just send it over in a cleaned out bottle of that shit-awful green banana liquer shit. Or aftershock or something. they only make that shit properly in like, poland and spain now anyway.
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« Reply #23 on: 21 Dec 2006, 09:58 »

Hmm well I was wondering if they could send it in the orginal packaging...when I was in the czech republic, i bought one bottle of absinthe and was able to carry it home in my luggage...haven't opened it because it's my ONLY ONE! but basically i like have illegal alcohols for decoration.
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« Reply #24 on: 21 Dec 2006, 10:00 »

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #25 on: 21 Dec 2006, 10:06 »

Yay for absynthe being legal in Canada. Boo for me not having any at the moment :(

PS: I'm drunk on chocolate milk and coookeeeesh, does that count? (Oh and stoned too, but when am I not, really?)
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« Reply #26 on: 21 Dec 2006, 10:13 »

Hmm well I was wondering if they could send it in the orginal packaging...when I was in the czech republic, i bought one bottle of absinthe and was able to carry it home in my luggage...haven't opened it because it's my ONLY ONE! but basically i like have illegal alcohols for decoration.

You were able to get alcohol back with you in your luggage?! Seriously?! Man, I had wanted to bring back some Qingdao beer, but I was led to believe it was impossible. Then again, came from a different country, and that was RIGHT after the "hairgel/iPod" terrorist threat.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #27 on: 21 Dec 2006, 10:14 »

Encourging the consumption of poison by peer pressure is awesome!

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I want some absinthe.  :-(
i had half a shot of pre ban absinthe once...damn that's some good shit

at the moment i'm on the single malt whiskey
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #28 on: 21 Dec 2006, 10:14 »

i had a piece of candy made with bourbon, does that count?
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« Reply #29 on: 21 Dec 2006, 10:18 »

I once saw a man piss his pants and throw up all over himself in my guest room after consuming too much absinthe.

(No it was not me)

Basically, I don't trust the stuff. Its like low-grade peyote with a slightly less repulsive taste.

I am on the Bundy Dry and Limes at the moment, thinking once I finish these I might walk down to the corner store, get some Red Bull and polish off the rest of the bottle of Cointreu sitting in my pantry.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #30 on: 21 Dec 2006, 10:32 »

i was drunk before. just realllllllllllly tired now. and also, i think i am en train d'etre malade.
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« Reply #31 on: 21 Dec 2006, 10:35 »

Hmm well I was wondering if they could send it in the orginal packaging...when I was in the czech republic, i bought one bottle of absinthe and was able to carry it home in my luggage...haven't opened it because it's my ONLY ONE! but basically i like have illegal alcohols for decoration.

My roommates and I have a bottle of Czech absinthe. It's not illegal to own, drink, or buy in the US, just sell. So you can import it from Europe and it's perfectly legal.

And perfectly delicious.
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« Reply #32 on: 21 Dec 2006, 10:56 »

OK, I've given in (another joint helped  :-P). I'm now drinking a yummy mudslide (shot o'Smirnoff, shot o'Kahlua, shot o'Bailey's and 2 shots o'milk = drunken goodness)
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #33 on: 21 Dec 2006, 11:23 »

Seriously, though. I'm starting to think you all have problems. Like, WTF, mates.
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« Reply #34 on: 21 Dec 2006, 11:26 »

DUH.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #35 on: 21 Dec 2006, 11:30 »

I'm about as drunk as I can get away with while being at work.... That's worth something, right?

Sorry, I mean, OMGZ I;'MNA ALL DRUNKER3ED RIGHY NOW GUUYZ FUCKING HAGLBLGHLGLBLGLGHL
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« Reply #36 on: 21 Dec 2006, 11:35 »

Seriously, though. I'm starting to think you all have problems. Like, WTF, mates.

*smokes another doobie and makes another mudslide*

I have no idea what you're talking about.
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« Reply #37 on: 21 Dec 2006, 11:45 »

I'm about as drunk as I can get away with while being at work.... That's worth something, right?

Sorry, I mean, OMGZ I;'MNA ALL DRUNKER3ED RIGHY NOW GUUYZ FUCKING HAGLBLGHLGLBLGLGHL

CHUCK A SICKIE DOVEY. CHUCK A SICKIE AND GET SO DRUNK.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #38 on: 21 Dec 2006, 13:33 »

I got kicked out of a bowling alley for being drunk.

They sold me the alcohol, so I think they should get kicked out, not me.
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« Reply #39 on: 21 Dec 2006, 13:44 »

I too do not drink either, as well. Nor do I take drugs. I'm this close *indicates a small amount* to being straightedge except without the veganism or moral convictions. Can I still post here? Yes? No? Maybe so?
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« Reply #40 on: 21 Dec 2006, 13:49 »

After tomorrow, I will not ingest mind-altering substances of any sort for 6 months.  Tonight, I will hopefully burn one down as a farewell to everything that stops sobriety.
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« Reply #41 on: 21 Dec 2006, 15:06 »

I too do not drink either, as well. Nor do I take drugs. I'm this close *indicates a small amount* to being straightedge except without the veganism or moral convictions. Can I still post here? Yes? No? Maybe so?

Nay sir you may not. I will, however, allow you to watch.
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« Reply #42 on: 21 Dec 2006, 15:19 »

I feel like this thread needs an intervention. With the rest of the threads coming in and telling it how much its substance abuse is hurting them.

Stop beating Postcount.
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« Reply #43 on: 21 Dec 2006, 18:05 »

After tomorrow, I will not ingest mind-altering substances of any sort for 6 months.  Tonight, I will hopefully burn one down as a farewell to everything that stops sobriety.

innnnnteresting.

where are you going to draw the line here? still drinking coffee? and will this rule out any, uh, regular (read: legal, perscription) meds?
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« Reply #44 on: 21 Dec 2006, 19:09 »

I will post here again when i have got my laptop and i am lurking on here whilst in the pub.

that is all.
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« Reply #45 on: 21 Dec 2006, 19:18 »

Guys, I have spent the last four weeks in London working.
I did not drink alcohol once! I did not smoke cigarettes! I did not get together with my ex even though she knew I was in town!

I, tommydski, avoided booze, fags and casual sex for basically a month in one of the busiest cities in the world!
I demand applause.
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« Reply #46 on: 21 Dec 2006, 19:28 »

ClapxClap!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #47 on: 21 Dec 2006, 19:33 »

Hmm well I was wondering if they could send it in the orginal packaging...when I was in the czech republic, i bought one bottle of absinthe and was able to carry it home in my luggage...haven't opened it because it's my ONLY ONE! but basically i like have illegal alcohols for decoration.

My roommates and I have a bottle of Czech absinthe. It's not illegal to own, drink, or buy in the US, just sell. So you can import it from Europe and it's perfectly legal.

And perfectly delicious.

That's awesome! If i go this year I will only carry enough clothes for half a suitcase. And i'll use the clothes to cushion all the various non-sellable alcohols i'll be bringing back
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #48 on: 21 Dec 2006, 19:51 »

doobie

Doobie is like the cutest word for a spliff ever. It's almost as good as how my mum still calls it 'Mary Jane'.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #49 on: 21 Dec 2006, 20:09 »

my shampoo is made from stout.  And one of the many nice things about working for a small company are the cocktails at 5:15pm.
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