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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #150 on: 18 Mar 2007, 03:10 »

I had Guiness and Jamesons and then graduated to pitchers of stuff.

It's a shame I forgot about this thread at the time.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #151 on: 18 Mar 2007, 03:26 »

Guiness, Tooheys New, Tooheys Old, Tooheys Platinum, More Guiness, J?germeister, Bundaberg Rum, uhm - Jim Beam Bourbon. And one good nights sleep - no hangover surprisingly.

That was yesterday.

today was a softy.

Cascade Premium, and a Schooner of VB.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #152 on: 31 Mar 2007, 16:56 »

I  REME MRBERED           TO PSOT IN THEIS TRHREAD

TTPOTALLY NOT SOBER.#/

THIS
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #153 on: 31 Mar 2007, 16:57 »

Well done Pete.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #154 on: 11 Apr 2007, 16:56 »

FOOK YOU WORLD, ! DURNK I AM, TO MUCH WINE. LoTS OF FUN.

NOW OUSEMATES ARE LOUD. I NEED CUDDLSZ!

*goes to rest*
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #155 on: 13 Apr 2007, 07:31 »

2 mercury ciders... And to think i have a bottle of vodka with me just begging to be drunk. I had plans to go out tonight... but they fell through - stupid freaking friends who think we go to uni to study! What the fuck happened to ppl just getting maggoted 75% of uni life and barely passing... al this caring about their degree is affecting our friendship. I thought 'scholarship money' was code for lets go get drunk... my shout.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #156 on: 14 Apr 2007, 12:47 »

wow now i so see how this is double posting and im pretty sure that is bad but oh well.... here is me not being sober and im very happy about it. ts 6 oclock in the morning, and i just got home... it hasnt been a fabulous night but it has been a long one out dancing and that is the good point! i likke dancing till the clubs close, then you get a taxi with some strange bloke who trys to sell you clothes. it was fun. damnit why didnt i take the clothes? they were even my sive fuckers. im glad i didnt wear make up out tonight, cuz it wouls look funnynow. funny. (this is where you make fun of my would be make up)

bed time? I agree xP
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #157 on: 14 Apr 2007, 16:37 »

your mum is not nsbober
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #158 on: 14 Apr 2007, 18:43 »

I am so baked off my arse that I would use a phrase like 'baked off my arse' to genuinely describe my condition.

That is basically how baked off my arse I am.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #159 on: 14 Apr 2007, 20:47 »

Fuck. I can't believe I keep forgetting about this thread when I am drunk. Did anyone bother to record the gabbly conversation last night where I just kept bitching about Manowar?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #160 on: 14 Apr 2007, 23:45 »

I'm just tipsy enough to have opened the last bottle of alcohol in the house.

It is red. It is in an old vodka bottle. I bought it in Guatemala from an old woman who had brewed it in her bathtub.

If it kills me, I will haunt Huda. My ghost will drink with her.

Also, in case it kills me, farewell. This has been fun.

E.

Edit: I actually do have other alcohol, but it is all white wine. And white wine always gives me a headache. Although this stuff probably will, too. If it doesn't kill me.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #161 on: 18 Apr 2007, 12:13 »

no more alcohol..... ts a good thing making out with sexy boys yes?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #162 on: 18 Apr 2007, 12:43 »

zoe, i feel like the only posts i have ever seen you post have been drunk ones.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #163 on: 21 Apr 2007, 17:54 »

whiiiiiiiite wiiiiiiiiiine goes straight o my head. i must admit i do feel a little tipsy. good night, though. except for the lack of dancing. i don't like that nobody dances in portsmouth. it makesme unhappy.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #164 on: 21 Apr 2007, 17:58 »

totally sobar
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« Reply #165 on: 23 Apr 2007, 19:06 »

many much drinkings. i am doing well this week wooooo.

the fun really begins when I get back to my flat tomorrow. It's going to be an interesting night.

Also, I had a guy come onto me tonight, like, all night and it was so not cool. I felt bad that I didn't know until everyone told me. But that's not cool anyway. NOT COOL.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #166 on: 23 Apr 2007, 21:56 »

Harrumph my first official appearance in this thread, although I have posted on the forums many times while drunk and never thought to seek out for one of these threads...until now!!

Right now I'm in that state where you were drinking a lot earlier but now it's 1 a.m. and you're sober enough to drive home only you realize you're already home. Your two choices are either to quickly drink more to get to sleep at a reasonable hour or to let the unreality of sleep and alcohol deprivation kick in while you stay up too fucking late posting on message boards and listening to Explosions in the Sky.

I normally drink every or every other night, so expect more, and more entertaining, posts in the future.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #167 on: 23 Apr 2007, 22:20 »

I got home from work at 4.30am. It is now 6.30am and I am drunk. I have had about 5 cans of Becks.

Why the hell did I do that?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #168 on: 23 Apr 2007, 22:40 »

I just poured a large glass of bourbon on the rocks. I will now go watch Buffy until I die.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #169 on: 23 Apr 2007, 22:58 »

I have no clothes on.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #170 on: 26 Apr 2007, 22:29 »

Yay first drunk post!  (I am totally correcting my typos as I go along.)

I have 7 pages to write tonight.  Bah!

These pages are for a class on mysticism.  Yay!

Adderall and my metabolism are my friends.  The first will keep me going, the second will get rid of the alcohol so I can ... go.  By which I mean write.  Seven pages.  About mysticism.  Hooray!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #171 on: 27 Apr 2007, 05:46 »

zoe, i feel like the only posts i have ever seen you post have been drunk ones.

Strangely enough ive been getting that for a few years now...
They made this for me about four years ago...
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #172 on: 27 Apr 2007, 18:49 »

thNO, not soe.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #173 on: 28 Apr 2007, 04:44 »

oncw again, yes drunk... but this is the early stages, becausse i havent been out. SO half a bottle down watching Chaser... cheer Aussies cheer! i have a war on everything.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #174 on: 28 Apr 2007, 09:22 »

and this is the 3 am luci after she has come home...
I scored a nEw watch tonight, but otherwise it was crap. I hate my friends sometimes... they suck. i ate noodles when i came home... Mi gorgeng noodles are the new ice.

Entertain me someone plz!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #175 on: 12 May 2007, 17:17 »

How has this thread gone so long without a post?? Your guys and guyesses are a bunch of teatotalers.

Here is what I did: Step one) I went to my one local store that sells beer by the bottle so you can try each one out before you committ to an entire 6 pack. Step 2) Buy a couple beers I've never heard of or tried before, occasionally those crazy fucking foreign ones that are like a pint and 11 oz. or so and you get drunk before you know it Step 3) PROFIT er I mean you get home from a 10 hour shift on the day before Mother's Day, tired and aching and pissed off at the human race and then you drink those beers until you love humans again.

I normally don't get drunk off of beer because it takes so long and/or I get sickly full, but I'm too tired to make myself something to eat and I wouldn't dare try to eat out tonight.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #176 on: 12 May 2007, 19:11 »

I am in the mood to drink. The only type of alcohol in the house though is Kahla, and I'm not so sure about it. Meh.

This golf drinking game sounds awesome. The one with the par being assigned to each drink. I'd be up for that.

Has anybody ever played taps?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #177 on: 12 May 2007, 21:36 »

I'm pretty pissed. Wahey! Etc.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #178 on: 12 May 2007, 21:58 »

Stoned.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #180 on: 14 May 2007, 16:05 »

Yesterday I got stoned and skimmed stones on perfectly flat water. It was awesome.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #181 on: 15 May 2007, 18:46 »

Someone just dared me over cam to chug some vodka.
I did it.
Now I feel ill...

This is after a heavy night out. i'll let you know if i survive.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #182 on: 15 May 2007, 22:25 »

Nothing wrong with vodka. It was my drink of choice last night.
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« Reply #183 on: 16 May 2007, 15:26 »

Nothing wrong with it at all.
Just chugging cheap economy vodka. Bleh.

P.S.
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« Reply #184 on: 16 May 2007, 15:52 »

I'm not sober...

I'S ASSWAFASED"  :lol:
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« Reply #185 on: 18 May 2007, 17:03 »

i feel i get drunkj too much.
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« Reply #186 on: 19 May 2007, 20:50 »

OR MAYBE...NOT ENOUGH??

I got so drunk on Tuesday night that I don't remember any of 'Blue Velvet' despite watching it twice with a friend. Also, I had to call off work on Wednesday because I was hungover AND had some kind of food poisoning. NO it wasn't just a hangover, assface.

Been drinking my favorite drink tonight because my weekends consist of: Friday (work til close) Saturday (all day) Sunday (open).

My favorite drink?? A LOT LOL LOL LOL
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« Reply #187 on: 21 May 2007, 14:20 »

Jus gotten back from the SU after a few bevi's and feel im not drunk enough soo hopefully in a few hours i things will be drunker!
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« Reply #188 on: 23 May 2007, 10:58 »

dear QC's.... i love you all.... yes it has got to that stage where i am loving every one of you....even you yes. that is what happens at 4am, when your best mate decided to go to sleepin your brothers bed. hpp[ens to the best of us right? Do you guys ever get that? Ever had a big bro/sis who sleeps with your friends? i thought it went away but no, still it happens.
whooo i have the hick ups.
<3 you kids is so sexy lol w00t w00t
someone entertain me.... add me to msn or something lol
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« Reply #189 on: 23 May 2007, 11:28 »

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« Reply #190 on: 23 May 2007, 12:35 »

dear QC's.... i love you all.... yes it has got to that stage where i am loving every one of you....even you yes. that is what happens at 4am, when your best mate decided to go to sleepin your brothers bed. hpp[ens to the best of us right? Do you guys ever get that? Ever had a big bro/sis who sleeps with your friends? i thought it went away but no, still it happens.
whooo i have the hick ups.
<3 you kids is so sexy lol w00t w00t
someone entertain me.... add me to msn or something lol

How drunk ARE you? I mean, it would take a lot to love everyone on the forum...
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« Reply #191 on: 23 May 2007, 18:48 »

Your right.... but i do have alot of love... xD
Im still drunk this morning, if that gives you a good idea of how drunk i was last night. I have to stop PM'ing random people at strange hours of the night. Im sorry to all who suffered my PM'ing under the influence. PUI. hehe... just as good as my DUI - dialing under the influence... never give me your number unless you want drunk random girls calling you at 3 am.
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« Reply #192 on: 24 May 2007, 17:20 »

hell, sign me up.
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« Reply #193 on: 25 May 2007, 11:19 »

It's not funny that drunk people call at 3 am. It gets annoying really fast.
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« Reply #194 on: 25 May 2007, 12:09 »

I am tipsy, does that count? I don't think I'll remember to post after getting back from the ball so I'll do it now.

Hooray for drinks!
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« Reply #195 on: 25 May 2007, 18:08 »

lat day of shcol lol
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« Reply #196 on: 25 May 2007, 18:47 »

I DID remember! And I am muuuuch more wankered than I was earlier. I put many pints away in a very short time.

Hooray for hot dogs!

ETA: Eeew new page.
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« Reply #197 on: 25 May 2007, 18:48 »

Yesterday, I fell asleep at my computer watching who framed roger rabbit because of many many ciders.

BEST DAY EVER.
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« Reply #198 on: 25 May 2007, 20:47 »

It's not funny that drunk people call at 3 am. It gets annoying really fast.

I'd think so too, but I have two brothers in college and a cousin living with us who goes and parties with them.

I get drunk dialed a lot.

I've learned to laugh at it.
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« Reply #199 on: 25 May 2007, 21:03 »

I'm a bit angry right now 'cause Pandora is playing stuff I do not like. All I want to do is chill out with my glass of vodka and listen to good music. But what the hell? Cooperate with me, Pandora, seriously. Why the hell are you playing Metallica when I entered in Liars? Metallica sucks ass.

Sipping vodka on the rocks right now. Not drunk, but not sober.

I'm going to hang out with Will tomorrow. That should be pretty awesome! I'm excited to go to his poetry reading.

Sorry for blogging.
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