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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1950 on: 10 Jan 2009, 06:09 »

Well, if you want to feel better, why not have a cup of tea, and try and get a sausage sandwhich, that always cheers me up after alcohol.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1951 on: 10 Jan 2009, 10:13 »

It is 7:30 and you cannot bear facing the world.

As for me
FUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

(that will be me tomorrow :S)
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1952 on: 10 Jan 2009, 17:41 »

I've got a nice little buzz going from some Summit Extra Pale Ale, and I'm watching Mr. & Mrs. Smith.  It is a good Saturday night.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1953 on: 10 Jan 2009, 21:22 »

Duvel is REALLY GOOD BEER.  So delicious...and Skate 2 is a sick game.  We somehow ended up playing the demo for 5 hours.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1954 on: 10 Jan 2009, 21:34 »

Tonight's drinking escapades were highlighted by the following: restaurant magician, chatty and hilarious waiter, drag show, being called onstage during drag show, dancing with boys who are not interested in molesting me.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1955 on: 12 Jan 2009, 10:49 »

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1956 on: 12 Jan 2009, 11:01 »

The best advice about Vodka is to drink Gin instead.

This is dripping with truth.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1957 on: 12 Jan 2009, 11:10 »

I tried gin, I have discovered that with a tonic its a bit too odd tasting for me, so its having it neat from here on in.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1958 on: 12 Jan 2009, 11:14 »

Have you added lime?  I did not like Gin and tonics until I had one with a lime wedge.  Now they are one of my favorite things ever. 
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1959 on: 12 Jan 2009, 11:19 »

Depends what drink it is, but gin definitely doesn't need the extra sharpness.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1960 on: 12 Jan 2009, 11:19 »

They had Lemon and lime in it.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1961 on: 12 Jan 2009, 11:28 »

See Josef, lemon with gin = fail.

My friend tried to convince me to buy a lemon when we were at the store getting stuff to make gin and tonics.  I told her to pay for her own damn lemon.  
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1962 on: 12 Jan 2009, 11:35 »

lol, I just like most of my drinks straight. Gin, rum, brandy, port, whisky, scotch the one exception is Vodka.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1963 on: 12 Jan 2009, 11:57 »

I used to do that until I had a Gimlet. Now I just have everything else straight.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1964 on: 13 Jan 2009, 20:39 »

Well, if you can find some leffe beer then I would advise drinking that.

leffe blonde is so good.
i would not recommend leffe dark though. but i am not a huge fan of dark beer to begin with.

hello booze thread,

i have missed you. i am doing shots of alize and listening to kyuss. i am kind of not supposed to be drinking any alcohol at all because i have recently recovered from tonsillitis and am still supposed to be on antibiotics and staying sober.  eh. but i feel perfectly fine, i swear.

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1965 on: 13 Jan 2009, 20:40 »

Fuck yeah Kyuss!  In fact, I'm gonna put Sky Valley on again.

I'm buzzed.  Whiskey!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1966 on: 13 Jan 2009, 21:00 »

i love how whenever i mention kyuss in my posts (which admittedly is not often enough) someone always goes FUCK YEAH KYUSS.

now, i am going to stop typing and get back to rocking the fuck out.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1967 on: 13 Jan 2009, 21:09 »

Girls who listen to Kyuss,
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1968 on: 13 Jan 2009, 21:13 »

KYUSS,
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1969 on: 13 Jan 2009, 22:20 »

WEED, KYUSS, and KYUSSWEED
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1970 on: 13 Jan 2009, 22:21 »

Man I do not know what the word Kyussweed refers to but I know that it is AWESOME and I WANT IT.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1971 on: 14 Jan 2009, 06:29 »

It's a line from Spaced retrofitted for my purposes.

"You're scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is your fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders, who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese."
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1972 on: 14 Jan 2009, 08:37 »

Tonight is the last night I will consume alcohol for over 365 days. I am gonna get FUCKED up.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1973 on: 14 Jan 2009, 09:52 »

2 glasses of port, just went to the liquor store for a 4 pack of the DFH 90 minute IPA and an 18 of Tecate. I need to slow down, or I'm never gonna make it through this.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1974 on: 14 Jan 2009, 09:53 »

For some reason whenever I'm gonna be drinking for 12+ hours mexican beer makes the most sense.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1975 on: 14 Jan 2009, 09:53 »

Why won't you be drinking for over a year?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1976 on: 14 Jan 2009, 16:34 »

Got arrested for possession of cocaine.

I sobered up somewhat and went to see Slumdog Millionaire again, and have now resumed drinking.

Woo!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1977 on: 14 Jan 2009, 17:13 »

Woo narcotics abuse!


Man, all this talk of alchohol is making me want a drink
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1978 on: 14 Jan 2009, 17:20 »

wtf

I went to to get a drink and ended up brushing my teeth
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1979 on: 14 Jan 2009, 17:36 »

ur so kewl
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1980 on: 14 Jan 2009, 20:55 »

Accidental tooth brushing can easily avoided by keeping a bottle of bourbon or a tasteful flask in one of your desk drawers. Of course, I do neither; my bottle of Jim Beam is obscured only by a stack of soda cans and some canned air.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1981 on: 15 Jan 2009, 03:04 »

Goodnight, QC!

Goodbye, alcohol!

A bla bloo bloo
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1982 on: 15 Jan 2009, 05:00 »





Goodnight everybody!
*mwah!*






...





...man I bet no one got that Animaniacs reference
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1983 on: 16 Jan 2009, 18:19 »

YAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, AM utterly Motherf**king hammered and have decided to  be evil. Far too much listening to Voltaire and too much dissapointment in generals makes Rob go Batshit insane :evil:

It's so easy when your evil.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1984 on: 16 Jan 2009, 21:03 »

Remember how I said I got some Trappiste Rochefort 8?  I had that Trappist Rocheford 8.  It was the best beer I have ever had.  Plus I got really high and watched Meet the Feebles, one of the weirdest goddamn movies ever.  And then played the Skate 2 demo for 4 hours.  Fraser, you should tell your coworkers how totally awesome this game is.
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« Reply #1985 on: 17 Jan 2009, 00:24 »

i had a party at my house for all the people i volunteer with and MOST OF THEM CAME NAD I AM SIO HAPPY WITH HOW THAT WENT because normally i am incredibly shy and weird and being kind of well liked is still a bizarre scary thing to me
but i think it might really onky be cos i made them cupcakes, they were good cupcakes...  i tried

i also asked my housemate if having a drink every night before going to bed made me an acoholic because its really fucking cold out and i just want to go to sleep not shaking or stressed out or with a million thougt going through my head, just warm fuzzy feelinsg
 she says it is okay but i think no one should find out because of hardcre judgments
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you are`all so rad and i am sorry
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1986 on: 17 Jan 2009, 01:00 »

Sam Adams Cherry Wheat- best grocery store beer?

id think sos !!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1987 on: 17 Jan 2009, 14:07 »

awwww tania is drunk and she loves us all so very much



(being well liked is still weird for me but I guess I am getting used to it)

(baked goods go a long way as to how much people like you)

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1988 on: 17 Jan 2009, 14:17 »

Man, drunkeness is so much more fun than sobriety.

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1989 on: 17 Jan 2009, 16:50 »

Fuck I am so hung over.

Fuck.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1990 on: 17 Jan 2009, 16:51 »

Man, drunkeness is so much more fun than sobriety.


That is such a depressing statement.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1991 on: 17 Jan 2009, 18:37 »

Well, at the time, anyway

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1992 on: 17 Jan 2009, 18:43 »

I love when one sentence can have more than one meaning. Like in "Fireworks" by the Tragically Hip, 'isn't it amazing, we can do anything' could mean 'wow, isn't it amazing we can actually get anything done' or 'isn't life amazing, we can do anything'. Like, I think in context of the song it probably means the former, but I like to think both meanings were intended.

Anyways, do you mean to say 'at the time drunkeness is so much more fun' or 'at the time that's a depressing statement but not while drunk'?
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« Reply #1993 on: 17 Jan 2009, 18:49 »

jens you are not on meebo and liz is sad
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« Reply #1994 on: 17 Jan 2009, 18:58 »

(jens I am going to let you in on a secret)

(I am not actually rad at all!)

(but if you pretend to be so long enough people will think that you are!!)

(life is weird...)



(jesus christ how do you have so many more posts than me!!?)
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« Reply #1995 on: 17 Jan 2009, 19:10 »

Jens you are making me sad.
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« Reply #1996 on: 17 Jan 2009, 19:31 »

I loves my limoncello. Also vodka. Drinknomnomnomnom.
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« Reply #1997 on: 17 Jan 2009, 22:25 »

soooooooooooooo  hey hoorray for beers!  we went to karaoke but no one actually ogt to sing and eed kissed and old guy and i want more beers and then we're doing karaoke here and it's gona be great and hooray!
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« Reply #1998 on: 17 Jan 2009, 22:25 »

I am going to rock you all like a hurricane.
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« Reply #1999 on: 17 Jan 2009, 22:26 »

i am the dancing queeeen. young and sweeet. only almssot twenty threeeeeeeee.
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