Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 861359 times)

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3500 on:** 24 May 2010, 04:29 »

I was completely plastered last night and I've been fighting off the worst effects of a massive hangover for the past couple hours.

Metope · « **Reply #3501 on:** 29 May 2010, 12:18 »

Hey Jens, that wine you bought for me is amazingly delicious. You're great at picking out wines, thank you so much!

I had not planned on getting drunk today, but the wine is so good I can't stop drinking it. Also lack of sleep + exhausting work + not much to eat may also have something to do with the fuzzy feeling I have right now.

Dollface · « **Reply #3502 on:** 29 May 2010, 13:38 »

Drinking and talking about moomins is way of the champs.

Lines · « **Reply #3503 on:** 29 May 2010, 16:45 »

Quote from: sean on 16 May 2010, 22:10

uh, linds, mind if me and some of my buddies hang out on yr lawn?

Man, of course. You can heckle the golfers on the other side of the fence, too! (And if I move, you can sit on the balcony and heckle passersby.)

Toba · « **Reply #3504 on:** 30 May 2010, 17:27 »

Sober posting drunk thread

Liz · « **Reply #3505 on:** 30 May 2010, 20:46 »

I am working on being less sober, one beer and half a lemonade so far. We shall see.

scarred · « **Reply #3506 on:** 02 Jun 2010, 01:39 »

over sasquatch i was drunk for 2.5 days straight. as in, waking up drunk, and doing a shot. and then sipping beer until night, when we broke out the hard A again.

i think i have forgotten how to be sober

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #3507 on:** 03 Jun 2010, 15:35 »

got high, had beers, and watched from dusk till dawn. aw yeah.

scarred · « **Reply #3508 on:** 03 Jun 2010, 17:08 »

dude i just did that like three weeks ago. it was awesome.

Rizzo · « **Reply #3509 on:** 05 Jun 2010, 04:42 »

Drinking some sweet German Weiss beers tonight and watching Dr Who. AWESOME.

Eris · « **Reply #3510 on:** 05 Jun 2010, 05:01 »

I am making up for pretty average thai food with vodka, OJ and RockWiz. Woo!

Can't get too drunk though, because I have work in the morning.

sean · « **Reply #3511 on:** 05 Jun 2010, 17:34 »

copped an 8th of weed yesterday so i smoked a bunch and had a bunch of tallboys! rad evening!

Metope · « **Reply #3512 on:** 05 Jun 2010, 17:41 »

Tonight I told a guy I was born with a penis so I could go pee in the guys toilet.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #3513 on:** 05 Jun 2010, 17:56 »

ummmkay · « **Reply #3514 on:** 05 Jun 2010, 21:54 »

i got a job and a new apartment. i am sort of celebratory drunk, but not very. but enough so that typing this is difficult. yaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Patrick · « **Reply #3515 on:** 06 Jun 2010, 23:40 »

Coming down from smoking a bowl, still a little tipsy off of beer from dinner. Thinking about smoking another bowl, because I freakin' can.

I Am Not Amused · « **Reply #3516 on:** 12 Jun 2010, 01:23 »

Bump because of Newcastles and pretty girls.

Metope · « **Reply #3517 on:** 12 Jun 2010, 18:11 »

I spent forever trying to talk abut art with an engineering student, and then he tried to talk about engineering to me, and we were both ridiculously incompetent in each others feilds. Also I had the most amazing carrot and cinnamon cake, too bad I have no idea who made it or I'd ask for the recipe. 'twas a good night!

Barmymoo · « **Reply #3518 on:** 13 Jun 2010, 10:16 »

So it's Suicide Sunday and I'm as sober as I have ever been, whilst elsewhere in the city people are at this very minute wandering round in a drunken haze with their clothes torn and their faces smeared with the many different types of raw meat they were forced to eat from plates on the ground, kneeling in a line.

I am quite glad.

Jace · « **Reply #3519 on:** 13 Jun 2010, 23:10 »

Not gonna be sober for much longer. Sunday night woo!

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #3520 on:** 16 Jun 2010, 06:38 »

But it was so worth it

Patrick · « **Reply #3521 on:** 17 Jun 2010, 07:54 »

Cheap vodka, good beer, some weed, a really pretty lady and an evening of Scrabble, Rock Band, and pizza. Had an awesome time.

sean · « **Reply #3522 on:** 19 Jun 2010, 22:20 »

stoned + listening to sugartown caberet. such a good combo

Ballard · « **Reply #3523 on:** 19 Jun 2010, 22:37 »

Beer!

sean · « **Reply #3524 on:** 20 Jun 2010, 17:45 »

okay drunk thread i am drunk

there we go

scarred · « **Reply #3525 on:** 20 Jun 2010, 18:51 »

had some wine, took the dog for a walk, and there is cake in the fridge calling my name

Drill King · « **Reply #3526 on:** 21 Jun 2010, 02:18 »

FUCK YOU OAKVILLE AND A RICH AUNTSSJ EXTEMRELY LARGE LIQUOR CABINT FUCK SUBURBUAI YOU ARE SO FUCKING AWEIRD FUCK SUPERCHUNK I AM HATE ALL OF YOU>

A Wet Helmet · « **Reply #3527 on:** 22 Jun 2010, 21:49 »

Just downed a couple of nice Kolshes --which, having spent a good chunk of my teenage years in Cologne, always remind me of my youth-- crammed into the back corner of a booth with way too many bass players present.

Patrick · « **Reply #3528 on:** 22 Jun 2010, 22:46 »

Chilling in a German pub slugging back Kölsch is probably one of the simplest pleasures in life.

negative creep · « **Reply #3529 on:** 23 Jun 2010, 07:16 »

On the other hand, there are a lot of people who will tell you that Kölsch isn't even real beer. I don't have an opinion because I don't think I've ever tried Kölsch. (I'm not drunk, by the way)

A Wet Helmet · « **Reply #3530 on:** 23 Jun 2010, 10:06 »

Well, I had a nice buzz. Nice enough that I was too lazy and tired for umlauts even though it kinda hurt me a little inside to do so. Now I feel compelled to correct myself.

Kölsch; Köln.

There, done. I feel much better.

Ballard · « **Reply #3531 on:** 23 Jun 2010, 13:39 »

Quote from: negative creep on 23 Jun 2010, 07:16

On the other hand, there are a lot of people who will tell you that Kölsch isn't even real beer. I don't have an opinion because I don't think I've ever tried Kölsch. (I'm not drunk, by the way)

Doing it wrong.

pwhodges · « **Reply #3532 on:** 23 Jun 2010, 15:41 »

Quote from: A Wet Helmet on 23 Jun 2010, 10:06

Kölsch; Köln.

Fortunately for me my son lives in Marbach am Neckar (near Stuttgart) so I don't need to bother with umlauts too much...

Patrick · « **Reply #3533 on:** 23 Jun 2010, 16:36 »

They're easy on Apple computers.

Also I feel like I should be disqualified from this thread on the grounds that I haven't been sober in at least 3 months. Booze or bud, it's always one of the two.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3534 on:** 24 Jun 2010, 19:41 »

I feel like I should be disqualified from this thread because I have been sober (with the exception of one blissful, blazed afternoon) for the past month and a half.

Seriously, what the fuck. This is officially a Not Good Thing.

thelightguy · « **Reply #3535 on:** 29 Jun 2010, 02:25 »

Bad idea.

thelightguy · « **Reply #3536 on:** 29 Jun 2010, 03:19 »

Oh, and fuck AAA, seriously. About the only thing they're good for is if you compulsively lock your keys in your car, and even then, your insurance company probably offers fair weather roadside assistance for cheaper that doesn't pretend to cover shit like winches and towing.

Call AAA because you need a winch out of a bog ten feet from a main road? Haha, not a chance. Need a winch out of a snowbank? Maybe when the snow melts. Need a tow from a perfectly flat breakdown lane? Oh, well our billing department has fucked up, so we're gonna charge you almost full price for this tow because our computers have you paying premium prices for basic service. Fuck fuck fuck.

october1983 · « **Reply #3537 on:** 29 Jun 2010, 03:58 »

If the thread you chose to post this in is any indication, maybe you would end up stuck in fewer snow banks and bogs if you drove sober!

thelightguy · « **Reply #3538 on:** 29 Jun 2010, 04:44 »

But where's the fun in that, huh?

thelightguy · « **Reply #3539 on:** 29 Jun 2010, 04:57 »

Wow, sarcasm right over your head. You seriously think I drink and drive because I'm intoxicated and bitching about AAA being shit in a drunk thread while sitting on my couch. At home.

thelightguy · « **Reply #3540 on:** 29 Jun 2010, 05:15 »

No, I was pretty well inebriated for that first post, and that's a laundry list of how they've fucked me over in the 9 months I've had this policy, with that towing incident being the recent icing on the cake that's gonna make me bitch about it everywhere I can. Fuck em.

I totally agree with you about drunk drivers.

october1983 · « **Reply #3541 on:** 29 Jun 2010, 05:34 »

Drunk or not, how the hell do you end up stuck in a bog and a snow bank in the space of 9 months?

thelightguy · « **Reply #3542 on:** 29 Jun 2010, 05:58 »

I live in a state that usually gets about 30 inches of snowfall a year, but this year we got somewhere in the area of 60 inches in February alone. And the city I live in is going bankrupt and could barely afford to plow the major arteries (and the alley near me where the police chief lives.) The sidewalks were 5 foot banks surrounding roads of packed ice.

And then it finally melted and made everything soggy for another month or two, which resulted in me sinking the drive wheels of my car in mud when I was trying to park at a friend's house.

And then I sold that car because fuck getting stuck all the time and bought a 4x4 truck only to have the alternator explode on me last week, (Yes, literally. The bearings seized up and the engine put out so much torque that it shattered the bearing casing and the rear of the alternator. Belt was so overtensioned that it didn't even squeal.) resulting in the towing fiasco.

Basically, I need to move to NYC, never own a car, and just fix other people's.

pwhodges · « **Reply #3543 on:** 29 Jun 2010, 06:32 »

Quote from: october1983 on 29 Jun 2010, 05:34

Drunk or not, how the hell do you end up stuck in a bog and a snow bank in the space of 9 months?

Doesn't take much, I guess.

I got a tow out from a passing tractor...

Toba · « **Reply #3544 on:** 29 Jun 2010, 23:45 »

Not Sober.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #3545 on:** 30 Jun 2010, 03:00 »

I'm never drunk. DISQUALIFY ME IF YOU CAN, BITCHES.

negative creep · « **Reply #3546 on:** 30 Jun 2010, 03:42 »

Quote from: Ballard on 23 Jun 2010, 13:39

Quote from: negative creep on 23 Jun 2010, 07:16
On the other hand, there are a lot of people who will tell you that Kölsch isn't even real beer. I don't have an opinion because I don't think I've ever tried Kölsch. (I'm not drunk, by the way)

Doing it wrong.

Doing it right has become more and more humiliating, depressing and actually dangerous for me recently, so I guess wrong is the new right for me for the time being.

Ballard · « **Reply #3547 on:** 30 Jun 2010, 05:47 »

In that case, good on you Dom! I was just pulling your leg.

sean · « **Reply #3548 on:** 30 Jun 2010, 21:12 »

baked, gonna spin the new sed non satiata on wax (just came in tonight its a really pretty blue ill hit up the new record thread when i find my camera.) with my nice headphones oh man it is gonna be amazing

Rizzo · « **Reply #3549 on:** 01 Jul 2010, 03:45 »

Currently drinking this;
http://www.monteiths.co.nz/beers-and-cider/seasonals/dopplebock-winter-ale
A bit drunk. Good times.
Work tomorrow but not till 11.45. FUCK YEAH.

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