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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3650 on: 18 Aug 2010, 06:29 »

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dude fuck you that is not okay. no black eyed peas in this forum ever. especially that 'song'.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3651 on: 18 Aug 2010, 10:07 »

today i woke up to an empty bottle of jack daniels and a cute lady. so i am feeling sober now but good lord, i haven't hit it like that in quite a while. work should be fun today.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3652 on: 18 Aug 2010, 10:57 »

woof hungover, surprised i didn't make it here last night.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3653 on: 18 Aug 2010, 12:07 »

woof hungover, surprised i didn't make it here last night.

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3654 on: 20 Aug 2010, 16:03 »

my night can my summed up by: norwegian/english/spanish blabbering, hanging out with two chileans, a girl with too much plastic surgery work done from iran, two hot german girls, toga parties, backstreet boys, weird candy, rum & coke, gin & tonic, seriously cheap beer opened with a knife by a cute bartender, running into an old friend i haven't seen in two years on the bus, getting hit on by several drunkards on the train home

i am working warly shift tomorrow hurray
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3655 on: 21 Aug 2010, 00:08 »

How drunk i was last night?


(answer is: very)
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3656 on: 21 Aug 2010, 10:37 »

Things took a bizarre left turn at Albuquerque when the bartender started pouring absinthe. I am the president of the IFF right now.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3657 on: 21 Aug 2010, 12:24 »

My night last night consisted of having friends over, us getting shitfaced ('cept for me, the DD), having them get all pissed off at a guy for talking shit (admittedly, I was pissed too, dude was saying our friend without functioning kidneys deserved to have her condition and to be sick), having them call a bunch of people to meet outside on the other side of the street from my apartment, and then drive over to the dude's house and confront him.

What the fuck kinda people do I involve myself with.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3658 on: 22 Aug 2010, 12:33 »

rolled mali for the first time last night, that was pretty fun
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3659 on: 23 Aug 2010, 10:03 »

I've always thought it was spelled "molly," like the name.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3660 on: 23 Aug 2010, 10:19 »

i think yr right. i just always thought it was spelled "mali" for some reason, like the country. but yeah, a quick n' dirty google search tells me it's molly. can't you tell i'm a drug nub?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3661 on: 24 Aug 2010, 22:35 »

still kinda drunk cause tonight was awesome! make outs and fine whsikey yum
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3662 on: 26 Aug 2010, 23:49 »

beer and a shot, that turned into another shot, and another shot, and another shot. with my dad n' lil' brother. happy birthday to me!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3663 on: 27 Aug 2010, 16:47 »

drinking wine by myself. perhaps i shall finish the bottle tonight. i'm not drunk enough for typos yet.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3664 on: 27 Aug 2010, 16:54 »

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dude fuck you that is not okay. no black eyed peas in this forum ever. especially that 'song'.

Black Eyed Peas were pretty alright before Fergie came along.

today i woke up to an empty bottle of jack daniels and a cute lady. so i am feeling sober now but good lord, i haven't hit it like that in quite a while. work should be fun today.

o/

rolled mali for the first time last night, that was pretty fun

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3665 on: 27 Aug 2010, 20:58 »

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3666 on: 27 Aug 2010, 22:49 »

(\|) (;,,;) (|/) woop woop woop woop
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3667 on: 28 Aug 2010, 00:31 »

Tall can of Mickey, chilling with my neighbor/main homie, tryna get some chill time with my lady but she had an exceptionally rough day at work. It's all chill, I'm tired as fuck. Been on my feet and on my game all day and I do feel like I actually deserve this relaxation. I can't believe today was a good day. I can't fucking believe I had a good day.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3668 on: 28 Aug 2010, 11:29 »

I drank an entire bottle of arbor mist sangria last night and somehow forgot about it.  On top of the 8 other beers.  Yet I somehow feel like a million bucks?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3669 on: 28 Aug 2010, 15:29 »

Delayed reaction. Your hangover arrives tomorrow morning.
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« Reply #3670 on: 28 Aug 2010, 15:43 »

I mean I'm a little gassy and tired, and I had a small headache that went away after I made some eggs, but other than that I do not feel like I drank as much as I did.

My hypothesis is that my hangover intensity is directly related to how much of what kind of alcohol I drink.  Wine=headaches, and it was only a bottle; beer=gassiness, I only had 8.  I haven't tested this theory with mead...
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3671 on: 28 Aug 2010, 16:29 »

Beer makes me bloated while drinking and dull, achey, and often migrainey the next day.

Cider does the same thing 10x. Fuck you cider, you are tasty self-destruction.

Whisky gets me trashed, eventually drowsy, I sleep like a baby, and I wake up the next morning as if it never happened.

I <3 whisky.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3672 on: 28 Aug 2010, 18:34 »

"only" a bottle? dang. i mean, the one time i drank a bottle of wine by myself, i felt like absolute shit the next day. i never get headaches though, i just feel horrible and nauseous.

wine does make me super sleepy though. i fell asleep at 8:30 last night, and then woke up at 2am starving to death.

in the spirit of this thread, i am about to go to a going away party where i may or may not get shitfaced.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3673 on: 29 Aug 2010, 09:10 »

Got so damn stoned last night that I threw up.

To be fair, it was a LOT of fucking weed. A LOT OF FUCKING WEED. 4 bowls in that bubbler roughly amounts to 10 bowls in any other piece on Earth.

I am going back to bed, still stoned 6 hours later.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3674 on: 29 Aug 2010, 22:45 »

Oh man this weekend.

Whisky, 4Loko, weed, weed, peach schnapps jello shots, 4Loko
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« Reply #3675 on: 30 Aug 2010, 23:14 »

pot and booze and more pot oh noooooooooooooooo

what the fuck is 4loko somebody was joking around cause they were drinking 4loko out of a wine glass and i was just very confused.

ahhhhhhhhhhh im just pissed right now.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3676 on: 31 Aug 2010, 01:42 »

24oz can of pure recockulus energy drink mixed with 12% alcohol. The favorite drink of a crazy person. Tastes like carbonated antifreeze mixed with plastic bottle vodka in a toilet. The strange interaction between the caffeine, alcohol, and rat poison in this drink gets a person beyond drunk. The technical term for this reckless state is 'different'.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3677 on: 31 Aug 2010, 01:43 »

bitch beer, the lost world jurassic park, and now the american godzilla. ffffffuuuuuuck yup.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3678 on: 31 Aug 2010, 02:05 »

4loko out of a wine glass

hahahahahahaha

beat mouse hit the nail pretty much on the head.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3679 on: 31 Aug 2010, 17:20 »

Guys last night I went to dinner at my dad's house stoned out of my gourd. First time being stoned around a parent, ever. I was definitely paranoid that I'd turn into a nervous wreck. But once he brought the guitars out so we could jam, it got a lot better. Stoned jams are where I am in my element. He probably just thought I'd been practicing more.

Forunately my eyes were white as could be and my smell was no stonier than it should have been, so I don't think he noticed. They did send me home with food, though, so I can't help but wonder. Still though.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3680 on: 31 Aug 2010, 20:36 »

Oh god, I don't think I could ever be stoned around my parents.  They would know right away, because I would just burst out laughing the second I saw them, and I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.

In other news, Summit makes some pretty good beers.  Their Extra Pale Ale is deliciously and incredibly drinkable, and their new Horizon Red Ale is hoppy and tasty.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3681 on: 31 Aug 2010, 20:39 »

When my little brother was 12, I got him stoned and talked him into calling our parents. My stepdad was infamous for not punishing us for doing anything that made him laugh. It probably contributed to the divorce.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3682 on: 31 Aug 2010, 23:07 »

My parents were stoned in front of me so much when I was growing up, I don't think they would've noticed.  My mom started offering me pot for minor maladies (cramps, headaches, etc.) when I was about 15.  Now I smoke with them sometimes?
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« Reply #3683 on: 01 Sep 2010, 05:52 »

fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Last night I went to The Abbey to have a celebratory beer with a friend. I had just finished my first day of college and he had signed a lease to move back to New York. One beer turned into three, then we decided to get a carafe of white wine. Before I knew it I was fucking plastered.

We took a cab somewhere and he dropped me off and somehow I got on the train and took it too far twice in opposite directions and then finally made it home two and a half hours later and passed out.

fuckin Tuesday
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3684 on: 01 Sep 2010, 11:40 »

Last night I was surprisingly drunk after 4 large beers and only one shot of jack daniels. I am confused by this and would like to know how this could have made me puke. Something is amiss!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3685 on: 01 Sep 2010, 12:50 »

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« Reply #3686 on: 02 Sep 2010, 15:05 »

Drove stoned for the first time last night. I checked mirrors more frequently, used my turn signal at all appropriate times, and even pulled over and yelled at a dude for taking his seatbelt off. It was good shit.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3688 on: 03 Sep 2010, 09:12 »

so a beer or two after explosions in the sky turned into lets get breakfast at 8am cause oops we drank all night till the sun came up ahhhhhhhhhh hungover+im getting lunch with my parents in like 20 minutes fuuuuuuuuuuck
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« Reply #3689 on: 03 Sep 2010, 16:48 »

Boyfriend's band had a big gig last night and I woke up to find the guitar player asleep on my sofa, and he had to be at work (which is an hour away) an hour ago. My head is still spinning. Good times!
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« Reply #3690 on: 03 Sep 2010, 22:44 »

bourban and tattoo guns are only a bad idea if you are on the recieving end of both.

i'm only recieving bourbon, and not tattoos, so I can freely laugh at my friends creating new regrets in real time
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3691 on: 04 Sep 2010, 12:48 »

rum and tequila! oh dear.
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« Reply #3692 on: 04 Sep 2010, 18:49 »

I just played my first game of beer pong. I don't know if that's sad or not.

And now for the rum!
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« Reply #3693 on: 04 Sep 2010, 23:18 »

Ok, so if any of you have heard of the game Ninja Burger, it is the funniest thing ever to play as a drinking game, because once the DM gets drunk, things get even more ridiculous and hilarious than they started out as.
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« Reply #3694 on: 06 Sep 2010, 18:21 »

Honestly, beer pong can be pretty fun. It's got a bad rap as the bro sport of choice.
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« Reply #3695 on: 06 Sep 2010, 23:20 »

yeah i enjoy beer pong, especially when we play with water in the cups and just sip on our mixed drinks the whole time.
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« Reply #3696 on: 07 Sep 2010, 23:18 »

fuuuuuuuuuuck so drunk + this one girl almost made me cry cause she was so mean to me + i just found out via facebook that a girl ive had a crush on for like a fucking year has a boyfriend fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

it might be okay though im playing an open mic tomorrow with another cute girl who i like so maybe it is okay?
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« Reply #3697 on: 07 Sep 2010, 23:19 »

its tuesday (fuck wednesday) and im drunk what have i doneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3698 on: 08 Sep 2010, 01:56 »

tuesdays, like all days that end with Y, are acceptable to drink on!

i prefer to think of myself as a convivial member of the hospitality industry, and not as a high functioning alcoholic chef.
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« Reply #3699 on: 08 Sep 2010, 06:26 »

When I was working in a restaurant, half the kitchen staff were either drunk or high on cocaine.
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