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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3700 on: 10 Sep 2010, 16:50 »

i seriously can't find it anywhere, i may have to resort to ebay.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3701 on: 10 Sep 2010, 16:52 »

I have a fifth of Jack Daniels and two six packs of Long Trail IPA.  COLLLLLLLEGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3702 on: 11 Sep 2010, 12:59 »

My dad gave me one and a half bottle of wine.

I'm suspecting that my family isn't quite taking alcohol seriously enough.

I'm also wishing that there was a special ladder in SC2 that you could enter while drunk. I'm gonna 6pool 5 matches in a row and see if it can get me up to diamond. Getting to bronze right off the bat would probably make me realize that I suck, but platinum makes me want more.

Posting is pretty awesome right now. I've got no idea why any of my tabs are up. Whilde.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3703 on: 11 Sep 2010, 16:40 »

I have a fifth of Jack Daniels and two six packs of Long Trail IPA.  COLLLLLLLEGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3704 on: 11 Sep 2010, 21:33 »

Today I was visiting Allison in Toronto.  We had many rum drinks. It was GRREEEAT.  We were tinychattign with the internets.  She went to bed and the intenet did too.  I am not tired.  I have never been this drunk alone before.  I still have most of another drink.  I think I can't drink it though.  That would be sad as I am already quite drunk and also alone now :( 
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3705 on: 12 Sep 2010, 00:47 »

Hey thread, am drunk. am drunk posting on the internet. Got together with a friend of mine tonight, who I had not hung out with in ages, like 2-3 years+. He is my best friend from childhood, and while talking tonight we realized we would pretty much always be friends no matter what. It's prett aweseom we've talked alot about life and shit we've been through and I'm sure 90% of it is just drunk shit but its been really great reconnecting regardless. Glad it happened, saturday night officially well spent
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« Reply #3706 on: 12 Sep 2010, 04:07 »

I'm also wishing that there was a special ladder in SC2 that you could enter while drunk.

my life.

also, my night took an incredibly bizarre turn. it started off getting drunk with some friends, dancing with an awesome girl, and before i knew it i was being dragged into the girl's bathroom stall at a different bar being propositioned to go to a swinger's party the next town over, by being asked to escort said girl out of the bar to protect her from the "creepy 40 year old trying to get me to go to a swingers party" only to end up around the corner with said 40 year old who was trying to welcome me with cocaine and his wife. and then when I got out of that situation, all of my friends were gone and I had to walk home for an hour and a half in the pouring rain. soooooooooooooooooooooo lame.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3707 on: 12 Sep 2010, 06:09 »

I'm also wishing that there was a special ladder in SC2 that you could enter while drunk.

Turns out that there's no need for this - I won like a motherfucker while drunk.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3708 on: 12 Sep 2010, 08:06 »

By nothing short of a miracle, I got smoked out last night. Is this a sign that there really is a God?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3709 on: 12 Sep 2010, 10:24 »

Man you know that you smoke too much when you've got enough roach weed sittin' around to roll another complete blunt.

In relation to the stuff about coke earlier I gotta say that I just don't think I have the nose for it, meaning my nose is really sensitive and I'm doing just fine with the materials that I already have that justfying the cost of something like that which is also way more addictive just isn't something I have any desire to do. One of my friends is really into the idea of it though, and I have to keep talking him down because its not like its hard to find around here, sometimes we have more luck finding dealers that will sell coke than ones that have the green. If only it were this easy to find shrooms...
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3710 on: 13 Sep 2010, 10:08 »

Gonna get drunk on wine.

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« Reply #3711 on: 15 Sep 2010, 18:24 »

ffffffucvk guys i h ave notb bebeen this drunk in about nine or ten months i an fucked so hard, jeez. tjere are boys in my house and i am opless and if one of them plays my copy of halo reach i will have to killl them
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3712 on: 17 Sep 2010, 23:26 »

ally: it's just really lame that boys have never been into me like, ever.
friend: what? I wish I could say something to make you feel better.
ally: no, it's kind of just a fact at this point.
friend: some day a guy will realize that you're a wonderful person...
ally: but I want to be physically attractive!
friend: ... but you're such a great person.
ally: okay, cool, I look like shit but at least I have a great personality.
friend: I have to go. goodnight.




I hope we are still friends tomorrow
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3713 on: 17 Sep 2010, 23:27 »

also I LOVE long trail ipa
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3714 on: 17 Sep 2010, 23:34 »

I'm a jerk but I'm really fucking sick of hearing about how good my personality is

clearly it isnt even that great

but people have nothing else to say at this point
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3715 on: 18 Sep 2010, 01:50 »

You don't give your personality enough credit and that is probably the only thing I can think of that might detract from it.

I'm stoned. I have to quit after this stash runs out. Mental health people want me to quit in the name of good science re: prescribing medicine for me, but I get the feeling like they don't want me to smoke it ever again. Or drink ever again.

This irks me, which probably just confirms that I really am a person with an addict's mentality and that I should basically not do anything bad ever.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3716 on: 18 Sep 2010, 02:50 »

red bull
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« Reply #3717 on: 18 Sep 2010, 03:32 »

Also Ally, I have never seen you irl, but I'm 100% sure the pics I've seen of you can't be that far off, and you look completely stunning in them! To be honest, the only thing you need to fix about yourself is your self esteem. You're one of those people who have both great looks AND a great personality, I don't understand how you can think so low of yourself!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3718 on: 18 Sep 2010, 06:18 »

having someone tell you that you just need to make an effort when you're already making an effort kind of stings :|
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« Reply #3719 on: 18 Sep 2010, 14:36 »

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3720 on: 18 Sep 2010, 15:18 »

Miller. for the first time in years. good buzz, although I must be in work in a few hours.........fuck it, i'm a casual.

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3721 on: 18 Sep 2010, 15:31 »

Ally, you are a beautiful girl. Who ever said that needs a glass of something thrown in their face.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3722 on: 18 Sep 2010, 19:49 »

to be filed under "my alcohol tolerance is embarrassingly low", after one glass of this Swedish vodka drink:

Friend: "haha oh man, you're already slurring?
Me: "No dude, I wasn't slurring my sleep on accident"
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3723 on: 18 Sep 2010, 23:30 »

My final bowl of weed was smoked tonight. I've quit drinking. I guess it's goodbye, this thread. I'll miss you.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3724 on: 18 Sep 2010, 23:38 »

i have been away from home for about ten hours and i am already stoned out of my mind i don't understand. sigh

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3725 on: 19 Sep 2010, 00:01 »

thanks linds, you're fucking beautiful and wonderful. it sucks cause the guy I was into was actually more into that friend than me tonight. but she promised me she wouldn't do anything with him. so, whatever.

also anna that is exactly how it's supposed to happen
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3726 on: 19 Sep 2010, 00:19 »

ally your personality sucks, I just pretend to like it because of your rockin looks
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3727 on: 19 Sep 2010, 08:52 »

having someone tell you that you just need to make an effort when you're already making an effort kind of stings :|

That's not what I meant! I just wish you were able to see yourself the way a lot of people here see you, because you are super attractive and gorgeous! On a less serious note: If you're struggling with self esteem issues the best thing you can do is to move to Britain. It really helps, I've been here for only 2 weeks and I already feel prettier than ever before.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3728 on: 19 Sep 2010, 09:10 »

Are you saying that the British are all ugly?
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« Reply #3729 on: 19 Sep 2010, 09:32 »

I'm saying the guys are very flirty and gives all the foreign girls a lot of attention.


(There are quite a few unatractive people here though, I heard the vikings stole most of the good looking brits back in the days. They must have missed some I think, because the good looking Brits are very good looking!)
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3730 on: 20 Sep 2010, 12:02 »

I've quit drinking.

I lied, totally getting Loko after work tonight. fml
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« Reply #3731 on: 20 Sep 2010, 12:10 »

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3732 on: 20 Sep 2010, 17:03 »

Whatever somebody gotta keep this thread alive
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« Reply #3733 on: 20 Sep 2010, 22:01 »

how about every time you feel like getting drunk I'll get drunk instead

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« Reply #3734 on: 20 Sep 2010, 22:02 »

I also volunteer

besides, more often than not it'll be true anyway. might as well make it for a cause
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« Reply #3735 on: 20 Sep 2010, 22:53 »

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If you're struggling with self esteem issues the best thing you can do is to move to Britain.

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« Reply #3736 on: 21 Sep 2010, 00:08 »

So my 21st birthday is next week, and I am new to this whole drinking thing, but I am kind of excited.  What is a good drink for a newbie?  And by newbie I don't mean I haven't had anything to drink before, but all I've ever had to drink is vodka.  Lots and lots of vodka.  I have a pretty high tolerance, but I've never had many options is all.  So, something that hits fairly hard but won't knock me on my ass is what I'm looking for.  No vodka, I'm sick of it.  Other than that... something that tastes good and isn't all that bitter.  Suggestions?
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« Reply #3737 on: 21 Sep 2010, 00:09 »

sick of vodka? I don't think I understand
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« Reply #3738 on: 21 Sep 2010, 01:52 »

Drink Scotch, dude, Sean Connery probably drinks Scotch and look at him. All hairy-chested, commanding a Russian submarine with nukes and shit on it, fucking killing a man by breaking his neck and making it look like a fuckin' accident. Burning documents and calling shots and doing Crazy Ivans and shit when the lives of millions of people are on the line.

If you want to be a PILE of diamond-crusted pimp shit, drink Scotch.
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« Reply #3739 on: 21 Sep 2010, 09:52 »

sick of vodka? I don't think I understand

Vodka is the only thing I've ever had to drink.  Drinking more of it, but legally, doesn't really sound like a party to me.  It's nothing new, is all.  I still love vodka, but... eh... I want something new.

Drink Scotch, dude, Sean Connery probably drinks Scotch and look at him. All hairy-chested, commanding a Russian submarine with nukes and shit on it, fucking killing a man by breaking his neck and making it look like a fuckin' accident. Burning documents and calling shots and doing Crazy Ivans and shit when the lives of millions of people are on the line.

If you want to be a PILE of diamond-crusted pimp shit, drink Scotch.

You've sold me on scotch.  That's going on my list.
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« Reply #3740 on: 21 Sep 2010, 10:50 »

Laphroaig.
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« Reply #3741 on: 21 Sep 2010, 12:20 »

If youve ever only been drunk on vodka I highly recommend getting used to other liquor before you try to party hard. Vodka has a very different approach than other liquors, and you can end up passed out very easily if you try and drink them like vodka. Try rye and cokes at the bar, keep moving and mingling, and see how it treats you. Another night try drinking rum drinks, and another night try tequila shots and mexican beers. Ultimately when it comes to finding the right drink for you, and the right combination of drink/pacers; nobody can tell you how to drink other than your own body, and experience. Scotch to a fresh drinker can be very intimidating, so make sure you are playing it safe while you learn how to party in your own skin.
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« Reply #3742 on: 21 Sep 2010, 13:10 »

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind :P  See, this is why I asked about this before getting wasted, because I'm not too interested in finding this shit out by trial and error.
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« Reply #3743 on: 21 Sep 2010, 14:33 »

Scotch is the kind of thing that I'd never really have more than a couple ounces of in a night, mainly because I'd only generally drink it on nights when that's all I want.  My whiskey drink just calls for Jim Beam mixed with some tonic or soda water and a little lemon juice.

However, this unbelievably fantastic liquor has more or less completely supplanted traditional whiskey, vodka, gin, rum, tequila, and anything else 80 proof as my hard drink of choice ... or it would if it weren't 35 bucks a bottle.  I seriously can't stress enough, though, this stuff is awesome.
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« Reply #3744 on: 21 Sep 2010, 16:58 »

McClelland's is the only scotch

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« Reply #3745 on: 21 Sep 2010, 19:00 »

I don't like root beer much and so the thought of root beer + the ethanol bite that comes with any strong spirit is rather sickening.

As much as I could go out my way to recommend various brands of scotch, bourbon, Irish whiskey, tequila, pisco, etc. I think that if you've made it to legal drinking age having had nothing but vodka, you should enjoy the variety accessible to you and try a bit of everything.

Tell your friends to take you out to a nice bar and have each of them buy you a drink. Pace yourself and try a glass of scotch on the rocks, a shot of bourbon, a gin fizz (alternately a gin martini), a pisco sour, and a Dark and Stormy (rum, traditionally Gosling's Black Seal, mixed with ginger beer). Tell the bartender that you're inexperienced and want a wide variety of delicious beverages. Leave the choice of brand in his/her hands (this is why it should be a nice bar- you don't want to get served Malibu and gutrot).
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3746 on: 21 Sep 2010, 20:42 »

Unfortunately, I go to college in a town with one bar (and I've heard it sucks).  However, my college is totally cool with people drinking in their suite as long as everyone who lives there is over 21.  Since I'm the youngest, my friends have instead decided to use my birthday as an excuse to buy all of their favorite things and then do... pretty much what you suggested except they are the bartenders and our suite is the bar.

While I was busy wondering what I was going to do and trying to look this stuff up and ask you people for advice, they decided completely on their own that they would start a booze jar and figure it out themselves.  I guess I have pretty awesome friends?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3747 on: 21 Sep 2010, 21:05 »

Good stuff, man.

You should seeeeriously try a Dark and Stormy.
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I'm like the boy who cried "you guys are faggots"

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3748 on: 21 Sep 2010, 21:50 »

I will have to suggest that to them :P  We have ginger beer already, so it shouldn't be too difficult for them.
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« Reply #3749 on: 21 Sep 2010, 21:53 »

alright drunkies i am needing of the cheap whiskey for later this week, suggestions?
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