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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3750 on: 21 Sep 2010, 22:16 »

Scotch, bourbon, or Irish?
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« Reply #3751 on: 21 Sep 2010, 22:26 »

i typically enjoy irish but i've been in a bourbon mood of late.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3752 on: 22 Sep 2010, 14:34 »

Crosspost from the blog thread: I'm going to the Dogfish Head brewpub in Rehoboth this weekend...any rare bottles/food pairings I should try?
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« Reply #3753 on: 22 Sep 2010, 17:50 »

Something I meant to link for the guy who has only ever tried vodka.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC6W8J0j8Co#t=1m26s
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3754 on: 22 Sep 2010, 18:59 »

Have you ever tried Russian vodka? I think that's a whole new territory of inebriation.
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« Reply #3755 on: 22 Sep 2010, 19:09 »

My family is Russian. My godfather back in St. Petersburg brews moonshine. I haven't been back there since I was twelve but at some point I realized I'm of legal drinking age in Europe (this is only slightly relevant to the prospect of drinking there) and so I wanna go back and visit my crazy relatives.
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« Reply #3756 on: 22 Sep 2010, 19:12 »

my roommate decided to buy a handle of rum.

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« Reply #3757 on: 22 Sep 2010, 21:03 »

so i decided on Evan Williams Black Label bourbon, $14. stoked
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« Reply #3758 on: 22 Sep 2010, 23:41 »

oh my goodness this is the best cheap whisky i've ever had
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« Reply #3759 on: 22 Sep 2010, 23:45 »

With bourbon, anything under $20 that you've never heard of before and which has a name referencing nature in some way is bound to be a good cheap whiskey.
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« Reply #3760 on: 23 Sep 2010, 00:26 »

Something I meant to link for the guy who has only ever tried vodka.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC6W8J0j8Co#t=1m26s

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And thanks, that was amusing :P
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« Reply #3761 on: 23 Sep 2010, 03:58 »

Whoops, this is the drunk thread after all.
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« Reply #3762 on: 23 Sep 2010, 04:48 »

drunk on half a fifth of whiskey, high off way too many bowls of weed. can't stop giggling and/or swaying.
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« Reply #3763 on: 23 Sep 2010, 07:03 »

jesus christ i got completely fucking hammered last night off rum and whatever and im not even very hungover this morning.

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« Reply #3764 on: 23 Sep 2010, 22:12 »

biiiig crush. spent all day fantasizing. he was at my house for a long time tonigh and I didn't even say hi. fuck fuck fuck fuck
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« Reply #3765 on: 23 Sep 2010, 22:55 »

Anamanaguchi @ Death By Audio + 4Loko lemonade = 8-)

A perfect end to my endless summer. I'm really content, incredibly happy, and at peace with the year of work and responsibility and routine that awaits me.
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« Reply #3766 on: 24 Sep 2010, 00:13 »

Got promoted to junior sous chef for the executive chef of our company today, so i had some beers and smoked a couple joints with my awesome boss. And it's only a 20 minute commute which is pretty chill given that i just got a sexy raise.
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« Reply #3767 on: 24 Sep 2010, 12:21 »

Awesome job!

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« Reply #3768 on: 26 Sep 2010, 00:12 »

thread, this is my first post probably on the forums ever.  i miss my gf, i'm happily/nostalgically drunk off alaskan amber ale (fuck you sarah palin for being form there) and i also miss my gf.  fuck long distance relationships
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« Reply #3769 on: 26 Sep 2010, 00:28 »

Weird, it says you have three posts, but only one in your post history. Forum gremlins are about.


Also yes, long distance relationships suck.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3770 on: 26 Sep 2010, 01:27 »

yup.

drunk off vodka. eatin cheetos. watchin veronica mars.

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« Reply #3771 on: 26 Sep 2010, 04:18 »

biiiig crush. spent all day fantasizing. he was at my house for a long time tonigh and I didn't even say hi. fuck fuck fuck fuck

listen friend, you need to be confident (i.e. slightly but not too drunk) and say hello to the guy at least! play with your hair, press your wrists together at waist level, and then go talk to some other guy to make him jealous! :)
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3772 on: 26 Sep 2010, 08:56 »

eatin cheetos

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3773 on: 26 Sep 2010, 10:02 »

It seems to be a law of nature that every night I have jello shots I end up bringing a pretty girl back to my room.

I should have jello shots more often.
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« Reply #3774 on: 26 Sep 2010, 10:54 »

biiiig crush. spent all day fantasizing. he was at my house for a long time tonigh and I didn't even say hi. fuck fuck fuck fuck

listen friend, you need to be confident (i.e. slightly but not too drunk) and say hello to the guy at least! play with your hair, press your wrists together at waist level, and then go talk to some other guy to make him jealous! :)

Good call, Nada Surf.
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« Reply #3775 on: 26 Sep 2010, 14:26 »

Nada wha?
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« Reply #3776 on: 26 Sep 2010, 19:24 »

So my Friday night involved two 4Loko's, several shots of Vodka, three or four Gatorade bottle fulls of jungle juice, and several grams of the dankiest dank from the aboriginal people of dank-ville shared between fifteen or so people. If wearing clothes you don't remember putting on is a measure of how well the night went, my night was fantastic.
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« Reply #3777 on: 27 Sep 2010, 00:17 »

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« Reply #3779 on: 27 Sep 2010, 07:46 »

guys so i love my life. yesterday i bought some pot that was called hollands hope (i have no idea what that means) but oh my god it was some of the best weed i've ever smoked. i dont think i've ever had that much fun being stoned before. and the dude i bought it from is the most chill dealer ever.

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« Reply #3780 on: 27 Sep 2010, 11:21 »

just smoked some my friend's dad's weed he gave us in a bubbler in a forest a few hours ago, my goodness do I feel fantastic. I have been smoking shitty weed all my life, dang!
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« Reply #3781 on: 27 Sep 2010, 19:05 »

Speaking of which I got a little something tonight and I can barely feel my extremities now
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« Reply #3782 on: 27 Sep 2010, 21:23 »

allow me to one-up you

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« Reply #3783 on: 27 Sep 2010, 23:18 »

Bahaha jesus. Quoth Sam, that is a comically large nug.
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« Reply #3784 on: 28 Sep 2010, 09:00 »

I just smoked some hash cause that's all I can seem to find in Spain. Weed is so rare, that nug Wasteroo is amazing and just made me drool a little... ha
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« Reply #3785 on: 28 Sep 2010, 20:18 »

Yeah there's pretty much just hash in France and Spain and a number of other places in Europe.
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« Reply #3786 on: 28 Sep 2010, 21:49 »

mm- varying sources have told me that once harvest time comes in october, I'll be able to ask even a nun on the street and she'll be able to tell me where to get some green... here's hoping it's true!!
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« Reply #3787 on: 28 Sep 2010, 22:06 »

biiiig crush. spent all day fantasizing. he was at my house for a long time tonigh and I didn't even say hi. fuck fuck fuck fuck

listen friend, you need to be confident (i.e. slightly but not too drunk) and say hello to the guy at least! play with your hair, press your wrists together at waist level, and then go talk to some other guy to make him jealous! :)

going to try this on saturday, wish me luck
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« Reply #3788 on: 28 Sep 2010, 22:27 »

mm- varying sources have told me that once harvest time comes in october, I'll be able to ask even a nun on the street and she'll be able to tell me where to get some green... here's hoping it's true!!

I really want you to test this theory.
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« Reply #3789 on: 29 Sep 2010, 22:25 »

So vodka remains my very favorite at the moment.  Drinking pear flavored Smirnoff right now, and I love it.  It sounds a little nasty, but it's actually pretty good and it gets the job done, so whatevs.  I'm going home this weekend (I live at college) and going to see if there are any decent bars while I'm there, probably.  Or maybe I'll just blow my money on more booze and get completely wasted while watching Cartoon Network at 3am, who knows?
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« Reply #3790 on: 30 Sep 2010, 19:42 »

Drinking what is probably the worst Presbyterian (Whiskey, soda water and 7up) ever made.  Whatever, I need to finish my Jack Daniels and I had no ice.
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« Reply #3791 on: 01 Oct 2010, 14:12 »

biiiig crush. spent all day fantasizing. he was at my house for a long time tonigh and I didn't even say hi. fuck fuck fuck fuck

listen friend, you need to be confident (i.e. slightly but not too drunk) and say hello to the guy at least! play with your hair, press your wrists together at waist level, and then go talk to some other guy to make him jealous! :)

going to try this on saturday, wish me luck

I've had girls do this with me and it's so god damned ridiculous if it's not done right. Like, yeah girl, I notice that you are talking to another guy, sure, but you should at least try not to glance my way every fifteen seconds to see if it's working.

It can also backfire if the guy figures that "nah, she's not interested" and leaves. Or maybe he or the dude you're talking to to make him jealous is a big dick ans punches the other one. I mean, gee, more people should probably use the line "hey, wanna make out?".

Also playing with your hair? In what weird, surrealist world is it hot when a girl plays with her hair? Or is it just me that's weird?


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« Reply #3792 on: 01 Oct 2010, 14:56 »

Films tell us that when a girl plays with her hair, she is flirting.
Statistics tell us that when a girl plays with her hair, it is in her eyes and she is moving it.
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« Reply #3793 on: 01 Oct 2010, 21:40 »

Fucking statistics.  Drinking Double Dog double pale ale.  It's quite delicious.
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« Reply #3794 on: 03 Oct 2010, 04:31 »

i have no idea how i got home last night
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« Reply #3795 on: 03 Oct 2010, 04:32 »

So... Any luck, Ally?

Also, yeah I was just making reference to looking sexy and stuff re:playing w/ hair. For example, I find it extremely sexy when a lady touches my arm whilst talking to me... pretty typical by the book/american cinema flirting, but it's just one of those things i guess.

Also, Santa Teresa rum is awesome... I drank a fuckton last night and I have no hangover! Same as 2 nights ago! wooo
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« Reply #3796 on: 04 Oct 2010, 21:33 »

Films tell us that when a girl plays with her hair, she is flirting.
Statistics tell us that when a girl plays with her hair, it is in her eyes and she is moving it.

These are different kinds of playing. Sweeping your bangs from your eyes is pretty common and rarely considered flirtatious.
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« Reply #3797 on: 04 Oct 2010, 21:54 »

yeah "playing with hair" is pretty vague

like if she's wrapping it around her finger while smiling and looking into your eyes while saying "let's ditch this party" i am pretty sure that's a bit flirty
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« Reply #3798 on: 04 Oct 2010, 22:23 »

Someone had a good weekend.
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« Reply #3799 on: 04 Oct 2010, 22:31 »

with no small thanks to liquid courage
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