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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3750 on: 21 Sep 2010, 01:52 »

Drink Scotch, dude, Sean Connery probably drinks Scotch and look at him. All hairy-chested, commanding a Russian submarine with nukes and shit on it, fucking killing a man by breaking his neck and making it look like a fuckin' accident. Burning documents and calling shots and doing Crazy Ivans and shit when the lives of millions of people are on the line.

If you want to be a PILE of diamond-crusted pimp shit, drink Scotch.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3751 on: 21 Sep 2010, 09:52 »

sick of vodka? I don't think I understand

Vodka is the only thing I've ever had to drink.  Drinking more of it, but legally, doesn't really sound like a party to me.  It's nothing new, is all.  I still love vodka, but... eh... I want something new.

Drink Scotch, dude, Sean Connery probably drinks Scotch and look at him. All hairy-chested, commanding a Russian submarine with nukes and shit on it, fucking killing a man by breaking his neck and making it look like a fuckin' accident. Burning documents and calling shots and doing Crazy Ivans and shit when the lives of millions of people are on the line.

If you want to be a PILE of diamond-crusted pimp shit, drink Scotch.

You've sold me on scotch.  That's going on my list.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3752 on: 21 Sep 2010, 10:50 »

Laphroaig.
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« Reply #3753 on: 21 Sep 2010, 12:20 »

If youve ever only been drunk on vodka I highly recommend getting used to other liquor before you try to party hard. Vodka has a very different approach than other liquors, and you can end up passed out very easily if you try and drink them like vodka. Try rye and cokes at the bar, keep moving and mingling, and see how it treats you. Another night try drinking rum drinks, and another night try tequila shots and mexican beers. Ultimately when it comes to finding the right drink for you, and the right combination of drink/pacers; nobody can tell you how to drink other than your own body, and experience. Scotch to a fresh drinker can be very intimidating, so make sure you are playing it safe while you learn how to party in your own skin.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3754 on: 21 Sep 2010, 13:10 »

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind :P  See, this is why I asked about this before getting wasted, because I'm not too interested in finding this shit out by trial and error.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3755 on: 21 Sep 2010, 14:33 »

Scotch is the kind of thing that I'd never really have more than a couple ounces of in a night, mainly because I'd only generally drink it on nights when that's all I want.  My whiskey drink just calls for Jim Beam mixed with some tonic or soda water and a little lemon juice.

However, this unbelievably fantastic liquor has more or less completely supplanted traditional whiskey, vodka, gin, rum, tequila, and anything else 80 proof as my hard drink of choice ... or it would if it weren't 35 bucks a bottle.  I seriously can't stress enough, though, this stuff is awesome.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3756 on: 21 Sep 2010, 16:58 »

McClelland's is the only scotch

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« Reply #3757 on: 21 Sep 2010, 19:00 »

I don't like root beer much and so the thought of root beer + the ethanol bite that comes with any strong spirit is rather sickening.

As much as I could go out my way to recommend various brands of scotch, bourbon, Irish whiskey, tequila, pisco, etc. I think that if you've made it to legal drinking age having had nothing but vodka, you should enjoy the variety accessible to you and try a bit of everything.

Tell your friends to take you out to a nice bar and have each of them buy you a drink. Pace yourself and try a glass of scotch on the rocks, a shot of bourbon, a gin fizz (alternately a gin martini), a pisco sour, and a Dark and Stormy (rum, traditionally Gosling's Black Seal, mixed with ginger beer). Tell the bartender that you're inexperienced and want a wide variety of delicious beverages. Leave the choice of brand in his/her hands (this is why it should be a nice bar- you don't want to get served Malibu and gutrot).
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3758 on: 21 Sep 2010, 20:42 »

Unfortunately, I go to college in a town with one bar (and I've heard it sucks).  However, my college is totally cool with people drinking in their suite as long as everyone who lives there is over 21.  Since I'm the youngest, my friends have instead decided to use my birthday as an excuse to buy all of their favorite things and then do... pretty much what you suggested except they are the bartenders and our suite is the bar.

While I was busy wondering what I was going to do and trying to look this stuff up and ask you people for advice, they decided completely on their own that they would start a booze jar and figure it out themselves.  I guess I have pretty awesome friends?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3759 on: 21 Sep 2010, 21:05 »

Good stuff, man.

You should seeeeriously try a Dark and Stormy.
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« Reply #3760 on: 21 Sep 2010, 21:50 »

I will have to suggest that to them :P  We have ginger beer already, so it shouldn't be too difficult for them.
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« Reply #3761 on: 21 Sep 2010, 21:53 »

alright drunkies i am needing of the cheap whiskey for later this week, suggestions?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3762 on: 21 Sep 2010, 22:16 »

Scotch, bourbon, or Irish?
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« Reply #3763 on: 21 Sep 2010, 22:26 »

i typically enjoy irish but i've been in a bourbon mood of late.
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« Reply #3764 on: 22 Sep 2010, 14:34 »

Crosspost from the blog thread: I'm going to the Dogfish Head brewpub in Rehoboth this weekend...any rare bottles/food pairings I should try?
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« Reply #3765 on: 22 Sep 2010, 17:50 »

Something I meant to link for the guy who has only ever tried vodka.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC6W8J0j8Co#t=1m26s
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3766 on: 22 Sep 2010, 18:59 »

Have you ever tried Russian vodka? I think that's a whole new territory of inebriation.
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« Reply #3767 on: 22 Sep 2010, 19:09 »

My family is Russian. My godfather back in St. Petersburg brews moonshine. I haven't been back there since I was twelve but at some point I realized I'm of legal drinking age in Europe (this is only slightly relevant to the prospect of drinking there) and so I wanna go back and visit my crazy relatives.
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« Reply #3768 on: 22 Sep 2010, 19:12 »

my roommate decided to buy a handle of rum.

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« Reply #3769 on: 22 Sep 2010, 21:03 »

so i decided on Evan Williams Black Label bourbon, $14. stoked
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« Reply #3770 on: 22 Sep 2010, 23:41 »

oh my goodness this is the best cheap whisky i've ever had
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« Reply #3771 on: 22 Sep 2010, 23:45 »

With bourbon, anything under $20 that you've never heard of before and which has a name referencing nature in some way is bound to be a good cheap whiskey.
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« Reply #3772 on: 23 Sep 2010, 00:26 »

Something I meant to link for the guy who has only ever tried vodka.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC6W8J0j8Co#t=1m26s

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And thanks, that was amusing :P
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« Reply #3773 on: 23 Sep 2010, 03:58 »

Whoops, this is the drunk thread after all.
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« Reply #3774 on: 23 Sep 2010, 04:48 »

drunk on half a fifth of whiskey, high off way too many bowls of weed. can't stop giggling and/or swaying.
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« Reply #3775 on: 23 Sep 2010, 07:03 »

jesus christ i got completely fucking hammered last night off rum and whatever and im not even very hungover this morning.

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« Reply #3776 on: 23 Sep 2010, 22:12 »

biiiig crush. spent all day fantasizing. he was at my house for a long time tonigh and I didn't even say hi. fuck fuck fuck fuck
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« Reply #3777 on: 23 Sep 2010, 22:55 »

Anamanaguchi @ Death By Audio + 4Loko lemonade = 8-)

A perfect end to my endless summer. I'm really content, incredibly happy, and at peace with the year of work and responsibility and routine that awaits me.
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« Reply #3778 on: 24 Sep 2010, 00:13 »

Got promoted to junior sous chef for the executive chef of our company today, so i had some beers and smoked a couple joints with my awesome boss. And it's only a 20 minute commute which is pretty chill given that i just got a sexy raise.
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« Reply #3779 on: 24 Sep 2010, 12:21 »

Awesome job!

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« Reply #3780 on: 26 Sep 2010, 00:12 »

thread, this is my first post probably on the forums ever.  i miss my gf, i'm happily/nostalgically drunk off alaskan amber ale (fuck you sarah palin for being form there) and i also miss my gf.  fuck long distance relationships
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« Reply #3781 on: 26 Sep 2010, 00:28 »

Weird, it says you have three posts, but only one in your post history. Forum gremlins are about.


Also yes, long distance relationships suck.
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« Reply #3782 on: 26 Sep 2010, 01:27 »

yup.

drunk off vodka. eatin cheetos. watchin veronica mars.

suck it.
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« Reply #3783 on: 26 Sep 2010, 04:18 »

biiiig crush. spent all day fantasizing. he was at my house for a long time tonigh and I didn't even say hi. fuck fuck fuck fuck

listen friend, you need to be confident (i.e. slightly but not too drunk) and say hello to the guy at least! play with your hair, press your wrists together at waist level, and then go talk to some other guy to make him jealous! :)
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« Reply #3784 on: 26 Sep 2010, 08:56 »

eatin cheetos

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« Reply #3785 on: 26 Sep 2010, 10:02 »

It seems to be a law of nature that every night I have jello shots I end up bringing a pretty girl back to my room.

I should have jello shots more often.
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« Reply #3786 on: 26 Sep 2010, 10:54 »

biiiig crush. spent all day fantasizing. he was at my house for a long time tonigh and I didn't even say hi. fuck fuck fuck fuck

listen friend, you need to be confident (i.e. slightly but not too drunk) and say hello to the guy at least! play with your hair, press your wrists together at waist level, and then go talk to some other guy to make him jealous! :)

Good call, Nada Surf.
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« Reply #3787 on: 26 Sep 2010, 14:26 »

Nada wha?
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« Reply #3788 on: 26 Sep 2010, 19:24 »

So my Friday night involved two 4Loko's, several shots of Vodka, three or four Gatorade bottle fulls of jungle juice, and several grams of the dankiest dank from the aboriginal people of dank-ville shared between fifteen or so people. If wearing clothes you don't remember putting on is a measure of how well the night went, my night was fantastic.
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« Reply #3791 on: 27 Sep 2010, 07:46 »

guys so i love my life. yesterday i bought some pot that was called hollands hope (i have no idea what that means) but oh my god it was some of the best weed i've ever smoked. i dont think i've ever had that much fun being stoned before. and the dude i bought it from is the most chill dealer ever.

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« Reply #3792 on: 27 Sep 2010, 11:21 »

just smoked some my friend's dad's weed he gave us in a bubbler in a forest a few hours ago, my goodness do I feel fantastic. I have been smoking shitty weed all my life, dang!
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« Reply #3793 on: 27 Sep 2010, 19:05 »

Speaking of which I got a little something tonight and I can barely feel my extremities now
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« Reply #3794 on: 27 Sep 2010, 21:23 »

allow me to one-up you

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« Reply #3795 on: 27 Sep 2010, 23:18 »

Bahaha jesus. Quoth Sam, that is a comically large nug.
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« Reply #3796 on: 28 Sep 2010, 09:00 »

I just smoked some hash cause that's all I can seem to find in Spain. Weed is so rare, that nug Wasteroo is amazing and just made me drool a little... ha
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« Reply #3797 on: 28 Sep 2010, 20:18 »

Yeah there's pretty much just hash in France and Spain and a number of other places in Europe.
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« Reply #3798 on: 28 Sep 2010, 21:49 »

mm- varying sources have told me that once harvest time comes in october, I'll be able to ask even a nun on the street and she'll be able to tell me where to get some green... here's hoping it's true!!
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« Reply #3799 on: 28 Sep 2010, 22:06 »

biiiig crush. spent all day fantasizing. he was at my house for a long time tonigh and I didn't even say hi. fuck fuck fuck fuck

listen friend, you need to be confident (i.e. slightly but not too drunk) and say hello to the guy at least! play with your hair, press your wrists together at waist level, and then go talk to some other guy to make him jealous! :)

going to try this on saturday, wish me luck
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