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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #50 on: 22 Dec 2006, 00:44 »

Why cant I remember actually making this thread?

Ohwell, at least the hangover wasnt to bad :)
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #51 on: 22 Dec 2006, 01:20 »

doobie

Doobie is like the cutest word for a spliff ever. It's almost as good as how my mum still calls it 'Mary Jane'.

My mom was shocked when I called it "doobie" She said, "I can't believe you used such an old term!"
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #52 on: 22 Dec 2006, 06:46 »

I have all the competence for this thread. I have devilled the art of drunkenly posting while not typoing. Basically, I have spent about an hour already on this post, finger typing like a man with no arms and eleven and a half fingers protruding from his inner elbows. (in other words, very slowly).
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #53 on: 22 Dec 2006, 07:13 »

doobie

Doobie is like the cutest word for a spliff ever. It's almost as good as how my mum still calls it 'Mary Jane'.

Agreed. That's pretty much what I always call it. That or fatty.

As in:



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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #54 on: 22 Dec 2006, 07:21 »

Any thread that I have to bust open some of the folks' Christmas liquorhaul and pack a bowl for is a good thread.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #55 on: 22 Dec 2006, 07:23 »

Yes, A++. Would smoke again.

Edit: In fact, Ima load a bowl with some roaches right now.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #56 on: 22 Dec 2006, 14:40 »

Ally: 1
Bottle of Christmas Wine from Boss: 0


WOOOO
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #57 on: 22 Dec 2006, 15:07 »

Now the bottle of wine is laughing at my pathetic easy butt. I do not get drunk often enough to understand this.


POOOO
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #58 on: 22 Dec 2006, 15:17 »

I do not get drunk often enough


POOOO

Pretty much, yeah.

I've lost a lot of weight since the last time I got drunk, I wonder how much it'll take to bring me down.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #59 on: 23 Dec 2006, 05:16 »

Bachache - when your composer hurts.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #60 on: 23 Dec 2006, 06:56 »

Hmm..it's illegal for me to drink, so I'm not entirely drunk. Does tequila shots n sprite count?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #61 on: 23 Dec 2006, 10:03 »

I have been drinking all night and I can't get past tipsy. I am on my 4th drink, after having 2 beers for breakfast, a glass of whiskey, sake with dinner, and another beer.

AND I HAVEN'T EVEN MADE ANY TYPO'S. WHAT THE FUCK!!!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #62 on: 23 Dec 2006, 10:58 »

I'm sorry, I failed.  I had one glass of smoking bishop, and then refused the second one, since I had to drive home.  I am a failure at being a drunk.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #63 on: 25 Dec 2006, 08:24 »


arg blarh:P i squint when drunk.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #64 on: 25 Dec 2006, 08:53 »

Are you old enough to drink?  :police:
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #65 on: 25 Dec 2006, 08:57 »

In some countries...just pretend I live in Canada, eh?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #66 on: 25 Dec 2006, 22:05 »

Now the bottle of wine is laughing at my pathetic easy butt. I do not get drunk often enough to understand this.


POOOO
I...hey what? whoa.

Geez, Ally.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #67 on: 28 Dec 2006, 20:34 »

Are you old enough to drink?  :police:

It never stopped me.  now that I am old enough, I drink little.  I have two cases of beer in my apartment and how much do I drink? precious little.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #68 on: 28 Dec 2006, 23:52 »

I drink 451's. 9/10ths whiskey, 1/10th kerosene. Booyah.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #69 on: 29 Dec 2006, 07:32 »

STOP FAIKING IT~!

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I narrowlyt accoifved beeing hit upon by dsome guy who thought that by liking things like elvis, I must be gay

wwhich im ntot. I dontk now whow im dissapoointred in more, humaniity, or mhumabinty
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philosopherqueen

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #70 on: 29 Dec 2006, 07:46 »

Drunk Verergoca = funny.

I worry that he's faking it though, it's almost too good to be true.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #71 on: 29 Dec 2006, 07:48 »

Pff, I wiash, get me on skype and your in for hell!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #72 on: 29 Dec 2006, 12:03 »

I did some of The Dope.
I'm all Dopped up.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #73 on: 29 Dec 2006, 12:16 »

Oh no guys! A reefer fiend!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #74 on: 29 Dec 2006, 12:36 »

KEEP YOUR CHASTITY BELTS ON, THE MADMAN WILL SURELY RAPE US ALL IN HIS MAD LUST
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #75 on: 29 Dec 2006, 12:41 »

NO! Take off your cloths, Imma show you somthin.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #76 on: 29 Dec 2006, 13:52 »

Oh no guys! A reefer fiend!

The Assassin of Youth!

EDIT: Woo! Red wine from a raffle! Tastes like arse but I'm drunk.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #77 on: 29 Dec 2006, 23:40 »

Man, its been like, ages ago, and i still cant get the whole "keep solid foods inside my body" trick going :(.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #78 on: 30 Dec 2006, 02:10 »

Oh no guys! A reefer fiend!

The Assassin of Youth!



Interesting fact- did you know Shakespeare invented the word Assassin? It comes from the word hash, because Arabic assassins used to smoke a bunch of reefer before they killed someone.

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #79 on: 30 Dec 2006, 02:43 »

I like breaking down words sometimes. Take assassin, ass-ass-in. Thats funny!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #80 on: 30 Dec 2006, 03:00 »

Interesting fact- did you know Shakespeare invented the word Assassin? It comes from the word hash, because Arabic assassins used to smoke a bunch of reefer before they killed someone.

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Shakespeare almost certainly didn't invent the word, since it comes from the Arabic sect Hashshashin and is easily Romanized to be assassin, long before Shakespeare's time.

Furthermore, there is no evidence the sect even called themselves that, and was likely attributed to them as more of a general term for lawbreakers and outlaws, derived from the Egyptian Hashasheen. The relationship between assassin and hashish(the actual Arabic word instead of the American slang) is likely less sinister, generally meaning that assassins and hashish users were both shunned from society.

I hate it when marijuana lore tries to make it seem more significant than it really is.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #81 on: 30 Dec 2006, 07:51 »

I believe that is double-'skooled'.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #82 on: 30 Dec 2006, 08:48 »

Ozy, thanks for doing that. You're a man after my own etymological heart.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #83 on: 30 Dec 2006, 09:04 »

I am listening to the Beastie Boys right now. I MUST be drunk!

I promise to post something in here before I fall asleep on New Year's Eve
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #84 on: 30 Dec 2006, 12:07 »

Interesting fact- did you know Shakespeare invented the word Assassin? It comes from the word hash, because Arabic assassins used to smoke a bunch of reefer before they killed someone.

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Shakespeare almost certainly didn't invent the word, since it comes from the Arabic sect Hashshashin and is easily Romanized to be assassin, long before Shakespeare's time.

Furthermore, there is no evidence the sect even called themselves that, and was likely attributed to them as more of a general term for lawbreakers and outlaws, derived from the Egyptian Hashasheen. The relationship between assassin and hashish(the actual Arabic word instead of the American slang) is likely less sinister, generally meaning that assassins and hashish users were both shunned from society.

I hate it when marijuana lore tries to make it seem more significant than it really is.

He did, however, invent the word "puke."

...unless I am horribly mistaken.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #85 on: 30 Dec 2006, 12:08 »

Oh no guys! A reefer fiend!

reefer fiend checking in I sure hope this thread is not reserved for drunk people or I have committed an internet faux-pas

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« Reply #86 on: 30 Dec 2006, 12:45 »

He did, however, invent the word "puke."

...unless I am horribly mistaken.

Possibly. At the very least, he was probably the first person to use it in a literary work.

Which...isn't much of a stretch.
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« Reply #87 on: 31 Dec 2006, 17:29 »

I knew it was something like that.
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« Reply #88 on: 31 Dec 2006, 21:12 »

I am listening to the Beastie Boys right now. I MUST be drunk!

I promise to post something in here before I fall asleep on New Year's Eve

GUYS ITHAPPENED I'M DRUNK AND OSTING!!!! HAPPYNEW YWr\ everyobe!!!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #89 on: 01 Jan 2007, 02:37 »

I bet that post's fake.
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« Reply #90 on: 01 Jan 2007, 05:38 »

Unfortunately not *groan*
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #91 on: 01 Jan 2007, 08:40 »

our school gave us a "game" which encourages safe drinking

according to it i died last night of alcohol poisoning

it seems to think i can't drink a bottle of bourbon on my own considering my body weight
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« Reply #92 on: 01 Jan 2007, 09:25 »

Congratulations for not dying!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #93 on: 01 Jan 2007, 12:24 »

Oh god, braincells... Come back...
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #94 on: 01 Jan 2007, 16:19 »

Does annoyingly hungover count? -_-
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #95 on: 01 Jan 2007, 17:19 »

ggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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« Reply #96 on: 01 Jan 2007, 19:20 »

Man, this morning was a bad morning. Feeling much better now though.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #97 on: 01 Jan 2007, 20:25 »

I got kicked out of a bowling alley for being drunk.

They sold me the alcohol, so I think they should get kicked out, not me.

then when they are gone, stage a coup and become the king of the bowling alley



i'm still kind of drung over from last night (my new word, for still havings drunk feeling, but with more adverse effects) and it's 3

the good news is we invented shot jenga!
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« Reply #98 on: 01 Jan 2007, 21:03 »

The only place I have ever had police try to pull me in for drunk and disorderly was out the front of a bowling alley.

Although it turns out you can totally talk your way out of a drunk and disorderly if the cops are nice enough.
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« Reply #99 on: 02 Jan 2007, 00:32 »

Actually, you can sweet-talk your way off a lot of minor offences simply by being reasonable and polite. The Police have to deal with so many deliberately obstructive, rude and obnoxious folk that you earn major brownie points just for making their day smoother. A policeman once told my dad that I was the 'nicest person he'd ever arrested', which has to count for something. It doesn't quite mesh with my anarchistic bent, but I find my life is a lot easier if I'm on friendly terms with the constabulary, especially if I'm going to regularly meet up with them patrolling places I'm drinking every week. That said, now that I don't need to go drinking outside with a load of 15 year old mall-punks, my day to day acquintance with the police has dropped considerably.
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