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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #100 on: 28 Jan 2007, 01:07 »

FACK I'M SRUGNKD.F   HTOT
HOLTY SGTO WHAT THE BUCK.?
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« Reply #101 on: 28 Jan 2007, 01:08 »

WHAT...THE...FUCK
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« Reply #102 on: 28 Jan 2007, 01:23 »

This be a post from last night...

I had waaaay more rum than I ought to have had....OMG....the room was spinning, I tell you!

*sigh*

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« Reply #103 on: 28 Jan 2007, 01:34 »

FACK I'M SRUGNKD.F   HTOT
HOLTY SGTO WHAT THE BUCK.?


To translate:

FUCK I'M SO DRUNK. [something] HOLY SHIT [?] WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #104 on: 28 Jan 2007, 02:37 »

YAY for Princy!!! She understands drunken talk.

Where'd the rum go?
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« Reply #105 on: 28 Jan 2007, 09:09 »

okay what the hell?
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« Reply #106 on: 28 Jan 2007, 14:08 »

Where'd the rum go?

Do you really want to know?
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« Reply #107 on: 02 Feb 2007, 17:21 »

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« Reply #108 on: 02 Feb 2007, 21:26 »

Fuck dude I am drunk is this thread legit?  I am so underage look at my profile that is underage.  Fuck.  What the hell is going on here?  I am drunk do i qualify for shit? I don't know what's going on I'm going to pass out but I'm using correct grammar.  I can do that shit.
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« Reply #109 on: 02 Feb 2007, 22:15 »

I am a bit drunk, but mostly tired.

When I get this way, mostly tired and a bit drunk, I get depressed. When I get depressed, I drink. It's really not a healthy cycle. I recognize this, but have not as of yet taken any steps to counteract myself. I'll get on it eventually.

Let it be known that I have problems with women. The girls I have crushes on haunt me. Especially since nearly all of them are in a relationship currently.

Ok, yeah, I'm drunk. I can tell when I'm drunk when it takes me 5 minutes to type out a short reply such as this. While I'm still coherent and able to type, I still dwell on every single "what could have been" in my life, and, really, it hurts. A lot. I don't know how I can stop myself from thinking about these women. I never once have had a serious relationship. Really, like, ever. I've dated a few girls here and there, but it's never been serious. Unfortunately, my brain won't shut the hell up - it constantly is thinking about girls whom I've had any interest in before, whether I've dated her (as is the case with Liz) or if I just have a crush on her (as is the case with Bridget or Lizzie or Julie or Laura or...).

So my mind is working at about a thousand words per minute right now, but my fingers are typing at about 30 words per minute. Someone needs to invent a mind-to-text inputter. Or whatever the heck it's called.

Basically, here's me in a nutshell: I'm pretty smart, I'm not awful looking, I like my job, but I hate the emotional capacity of a 15-year-old.

Any women care to hang out with me?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #110 on: 02 Feb 2007, 23:22 »

I am drunk again, ladies and gentlemen. Drunk again and very happy about it.
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« Reply #111 on: 02 Feb 2007, 23:30 »

Oh joy. The liquor is locked in the pantry...*sigh* no booze for me...
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« Reply #112 on: 03 Feb 2007, 00:05 »

I will be! This'll be my first time gettin drunk, alone, in front of the computer. It should make for interesting results
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« Reply #113 on: 03 Feb 2007, 20:36 »

Welcome to my life, DD.

Hah! DD! I get it!




...god I'm pathetic.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #114 on: 04 Feb 2007, 17:07 »

What's the QC policy on posting drunk?  Ah, never mind...

This should be really akward, becauce I'm getting drunk with my dad and a couple of his friends,k but whatever.

So yea, I'm not sober and that's what matters (for this thread).
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #115 on: 04 Feb 2007, 18:38 »

I'm slightly buzzed on Hot cocoa. whish is to say, my cocao had somthing else aded.  I thin it is rum,.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #116 on: 04 Feb 2007, 19:13 »

Is it bad that i get buzzed off of one beer? Is it also bad that i post alot more while buzzed?
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« Reply #117 on: 04 Feb 2007, 19:15 »

1 yes
2 not always
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #118 on: 04 Feb 2007, 19:22 »

Well, i suppose there are some people who are hilarious when they post drunk. I am not one of them. So sorry.
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« Reply #119 on: 04 Feb 2007, 19:25 »

I have a large glass of Wine.

Further details as events warrent.
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« Reply #120 on: 04 Feb 2007, 19:32 »

Drunk singstar is possible the besy invention ever. i do love it. i don't love being ill however, so bed time will be soonish. afterh i play the cigarette game.

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« Reply #121 on: 04 Feb 2007, 21:02 »

Dang I was really drunk.  I just read that post I forgot I had posted when I was drunk.
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« Reply #122 on: 05 Feb 2007, 03:04 »

I...I got drunk. Unfortunately, it was "take a drink every time a bad commercial comes on" the game. We thought it would be a drink every 15 minutes or so...not super-light, but not DYING. It was bad....

So I felt sick about half an hour ago...I remembered I have a vaporizer, which means very little effort to get veeery crossfaded.

So I'm sitting here watching a live recording of Pink Floyd and doing my psyche homework. I think the superbowl's coool. Who won?




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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #123 on: 06 Feb 2007, 11:54 »

It's -30 celsius so i went for a walk and now i'm enjoying a fifth drink of rum and coke.  :-D
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« Reply #124 on: 06 Feb 2007, 12:58 »

I am having beer and pizza for breakfast.
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« Reply #125 on: 15 Feb 2007, 00:23 »

HEPPY BALENTINES DURR

P.S.- The newsbox still sys happynbew year
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« Reply #126 on: 20 Feb 2007, 00:32 »

This is my one drunk post to QCF. As much as I might act like an ass, and as much as I wish that i didn't, I love her. First and last time that anyone will hear me say that about anyone. I'm done, and good night.
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« Reply #127 on: 20 Feb 2007, 16:10 »

not sober totally. magic, I basically, I am okay. part from I had this vanilla vodka and it tasted like icecream so I had the whole stuff. it was great I am flying like a spanish billiard right niw,

foo shum basna gas!

fum bum lalum,

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #128 on: 21 Feb 2007, 04:49 »

I'm drinking the old standerd, bundy, it's not as nice as i remember from my underage drinking days.

Some barstard gave me the link to arvil doing covers of soad and greenday. omfg it is so wrong.

12h shifts suck, and now im too tired to sleep, so drinking until my mind lets go/slows down and i finally hit the pillow and passout
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« Reply #129 on: 21 Feb 2007, 07:57 »

hahaha yoiu guys its hellof funnyy cauze 18 yrs old is legal here in lolbania hahahaha you guys all fail

Hey guys it's not that hard to fake drunkenness, you can still post.
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« Reply #130 on: 23 Feb 2007, 05:44 »

Yeap I'm slightly intoxicated at the moment, just got back from seeing a bunch of shitty local bands, at the Oxford Tavern (cool pub near where I live). Since it was my birthday on Wednesday all my mates bought me drinks tonight getting hammered on other peoples money is awesopme...

Hooray For the weekends!!!!
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« Reply #131 on: 23 Feb 2007, 16:32 »



thank you Married to the Sea, for this public service announcement.
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« Reply #132 on: 23 Feb 2007, 16:43 »

Forshame! Ladyfolk should not engage in such behaviors.
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« Reply #133 on: 23 Feb 2007, 17:01 »

sir, i shall drink to your health.
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« Reply #134 on: 23 Feb 2007, 22:59 »

My sensibilities, they have been offended.
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« Reply #135 on: 24 Feb 2007, 05:45 »



(do not be offended. i had but one drink and i can hold my liquor.)
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« Reply #136 on: 24 Feb 2007, 05:55 »

I had two shots of the worst drink in the world last night. I liked it.
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« Reply #137 on: 08 Mar 2007, 18:58 »

I had more beers than I had in a whirle! Tomorrow is oging to be hell! GO HANGOVRS!

Or not. I dont know. Pretty girls in the bar, and me beeing to shy, as usual ofcourse. Ohwell!
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« Reply #138 on: 14 Mar 2007, 20:02 »

lots of cider and a bottle of white wine and 2 shots of something green and some vodka thing make gemmwah a rather drunk cheerleader. I have had lots of water but am still immune to pain and cold. i may quit whilst i am ahead. although i have already burned my mouth with hot burger, so i'm not so much ahead as on level ground.
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« Reply #139 on: 15 Mar 2007, 17:29 »

Like a week ago I had mucho beers with my brother, cousin, and brother's friend.  I forgot to post here whilst drunk.

I am sorry, QC. :-(
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« Reply #140 on: 15 Mar 2007, 20:15 »

I went to a party on Saturday.  Started with a few beers, and then switched to gin and tonics.... poor decision.  Got home at 5:30... ohhh the hangover...

But Wolfgang parties are always worth attending.

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« Reply #141 on: 16 Mar 2007, 04:27 »

The last time I was in a suitable state to post here, I couldn't find the thread.
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« Reply #142 on: 16 Mar 2007, 19:13 »

I went to a party on Saturday.  Started with a few beers, and then switched to gin and tonics.... poor decision.  Got home at 5:30... ohhh the hangover...

But Wolfgang parties are always worth attending.

Beer before liquor, never been sicker.

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.

Remember well this lesson, my son (who is probably older than I am and knows this already)
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« Reply #143 on: 16 Mar 2007, 19:55 »

I invented a drinking game but no one really wants to play it. You basically play golf but take a drink for every shot you shoot over par. The great thing about this of course is that the more you drink, the worse you're gonna play and the more you're gonna drink. Unless you happen to be one of those freaks who actually does things better drunk.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #144 on: 16 Mar 2007, 22:18 »

After a bad bought with a few chemicals and sleepless night, i figure sobriety is the way to go for at least a few days. sorry :-( :angel:
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #145 on: 17 Mar 2007, 07:45 »

My favourite drinking game is called "Last one to throw up is a sissy"
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #146 on: 17 Mar 2007, 08:52 »

I assumed this was universal but I guess it might just be UK.

i can't speak for everyone in canada but this has been a pretty popular drinking game with my friends for a while now.
guelph is a small town with a limited number of bars, though, so we usually only play this when we visit toronto.
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« Reply #147 on: 17 Mar 2007, 16:25 »

TOMMY IS TOTALLY GAY FOR TANIA!

HE WANTS TO) LOVE HER ALL NIGHT LIONG
BBECAUSE HE ENJOYS THE FATTIES AND TANIA IS OBSESE LIKE A WHAKLE!


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« Reply #148 on: 18 Mar 2007, 01:28 »

LLOS HE WAN TS SMOEFATT YLOBIN
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #149 on: 18 Mar 2007, 01:30 »

I had a beer and a rum & coke tonight. Obviously this was not enough to affect me at all.

Sorry to disappoint you, thread.

P.S. I WNENT OTU FOR A WAL K AND SAW :TDS ANE "EPH" CARVED INO T A TREE, WTF??!?1/
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