Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 854110 times)

Abattur · « **Reply #200 on:** 29 May 2007, 17:38 »

ERGH!
KRISTEN"
Perkele nää amerikkalaiset on outoja?
I have to apologizze for my behavior.
SHITBITCH!

Also if i say something after this, i am very
very
very
Drunk
I lied
i an ust very drunk
not very
very
very
very
drnk
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Zoe · « **Reply #201 on:** 30 May 2007, 12:13 »

i say wheeeeeeeeeee also!
but i am watching a good movie, but i cant spell the name of it right now..... its fuckin an awesome musical!
"made her feel shiny and new...... like a virgin touched for the very first time!"
Yes i feel like dancing and singinging!!! Wow i wanna catch up wiht you kids..... SOMEONE in Aus come down to tas and chill with me.... andwe will get just as drunk as i am now, and play poker and dance. come drink wiiiith me...... i could start my own musical! yay!!

Gemmwah · « **Reply #202 on:** 30 May 2007, 17:31 »

It is superhuman, the ability to get drunk (and I mean room-spin) drunk before midnight. I haven't even had that much to drink. I mean... 8 shots? What is that, really? Ooh, ramen on the hob, crap.

Also hooray! 1 of my friends' birthday was yesterday(30th) and the others' is today (31st) So yeah. Odds are I will be like this tomorrow also. Hooray for birthdays!

SilentJ · « **Reply #203 on:** 30 May 2007, 19:18 »

Quote from: mberan42 on 25 May 2007, 21:03

I'm a bit angry right now 'cause Pandora is playing stuff I do not like.

who is this Pandora?

does she hold the box that will let me kill Ares? 'Cos that dude's a total bitch, I swear.

not even drunk, that'll happen this weekend.

AFTER I TAKE MY FUCKING SATS.

...sorry, I blogged.

pen · « **Reply #204 on:** 31 May 2007, 03:55 »

*yawn*

woke up still pretty fucked up from last night. had to drive. got spins. *collapses*

jeph · « **Reply #205 on:** 31 May 2007, 04:00 »

hahhahahahahahahahhaahah you people have no idea

you are alll pussies compared to me

that's right I'm so drunk proper HTML matters to me

SilentJ · « **Reply #206 on:** 31 May 2007, 15:02 »

THAT'S IT, JEPH

YOU AND ME

MAPLE SYRUP SHOTS

RIGHT NOW

BRING IT ON, BITCH

Kylos · « **Reply #207 on:** 31 May 2007, 18:14 »

drunk enough to not care how loud you're listening to your favourite song at 2:15 in the morning?
I AM.

Also, singing.

Peet · « **Reply #208 on:** 31 May 2007, 18:39 »

I hope i did not pull an uggo

mberan42 · « **Reply #209 on:** 31 May 2007, 20:59 »

FUCK THIS SHIT. Fuck it all. Here I sit in my new condo all billion dollars I paid for it and will pay for it for thne next thirty fucking years and I don't igivea rats ass. I don've fucingkin care. don't care ata all. my job is fine. my life is fine. my social life is nonexistant but i've kinda done that on my own - no, that's not the right termininnology. I've kinda done that , you know, whatthefuckis the word, I dunno, by not trying? myabe.

i wan tto screw it all an d move to France. Work on a vineyard, drink wine and speak french. and fuck, i don't even speak frenc.h I failed it like three times in college 'cause I didn't goive a shit. I don't give a hsit a lot in my life that's something that fuck i'm blogging - WHAT THE FUCK QC FORUMS WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THE BLOGGING THREADSA? GRADUJATING FROM JIGHSCHOOL AND YOUR GOLAS AND WHATNOT FUCK THAT SHIT I DON"T CARE!!! GETR A BLOG ASSHOELS

I have nothing original in my life. all I can think of to close this rabmle is "fuck it, dude, let's go bowling."

mberan42 · « **Reply #210 on:** 31 May 2007, 21:34 »

and sudeenly my sig quote is all the more appropriate

redglasscurls · « **Reply #211 on:** 31 May 2007, 22:20 »

*internet hugs*

SilentJ · « **Reply #212 on:** 01 Jun 2007, 04:35 »

So some friends of mine graduated from highschool on monday.

Last night they went to their first party.

One of them drunk texted me at like 1 30.

"hey guess what i finally went to my first party nd im relly drunk finally after i graduated"

my work here is done.

Kylos · « **Reply #213 on:** 01 Jun 2007, 06:29 »

One time, my friend drunk text me "Vehi of when and".

To this day, we have no idea what it means...

usmcnavgeek · « **Reply #214 on:** 01 Jun 2007, 19:39 »

I'm sober. I got promoted today, I should be out tearing it up, but I just moved to Fort Worth and don't know anybody.

YOU CANT MAKE ME GET OUT OF THIS THREAD HA.

Hat · « **Reply #215 on:** 07 Jul 2007, 06:19 »

HOORAY

Edit: Oh my fucking goodness it has been so long since someone posted in this thread you are all fucking disgraceful

Zoe · « **Reply #216 on:** 14 Jul 2007, 10:37 »

i am tempted to make it my own yes that is right!
i can still type and there for the pony's are coming. they arer coming to eat mine and your lollipops.
there were many beers involved.
i didnt mean to
but you sit through a quiz night where all the questions are aimed at old ppl....
drinking is all us young folk have.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #217 on:** 14 Jul 2007, 13:06 »

Quote from: jeph on 31 May 2007, 04:00

that's right I'm so drunk proper HTML matters to me

Proper HTML always matters to me. Always.

Sythe · « **Reply #218 on:** 14 Jul 2007, 21:08 »

><COCK>

Caiphana · « **Reply #219 on:** 14 Jul 2007, 21:35 »

If you get drunk by yourself and then go online and talk to people, are you still a loser?

Yes? ....well, fuck.

Reno · « **Reply #220 on:** 15 Jul 2007, 03:33 »

I have been drinking for about 8 hours now. Mixing booze...I am gonna regret this in the morning probably.

I am also noticing that I type faster and better than when I am sober.

Caiphana · « **Reply #221 on:** 15 Jul 2007, 10:07 »

I type a lot faster when smashed, but my spaces tend to get messed up, and I transpose letters a lot... sometimes words and whole phrases.

SilentJ · « **Reply #222 on:** 15 Jul 2007, 17:22 »

Last night there was beer pong and flip cup abound in my garage.

This morning there was dehydration, pukin' and swelling abound in my room/face.

...but it was so worth it.

Sythe · « **Reply #223 on:** 15 Jul 2007, 21:23 »

INFO TOOBS, VALIDATE ME!

Abattur · « **Reply #224 on:** 16 Jul 2007, 17:07 »

This day was total waist of alcohol use!

But then again what else there is ro do?

Also i have no fucking idea what is going on in other therads.

Kylos · « **Reply #225 on:** 17 Jul 2007, 01:18 »

This message was meant to be put here a few hours ago before the hangover woke me up... However, i'm sure i still have alcohol in me, so here it goes...

"GEEEEEMWAAAAARGH! Fuck yeah, she's home."

P.S. The small ball of pain is back with a vengence. Boo hangover.

Sythe · « **Reply #226 on:** 17 Jul 2007, 22:25 »

So I was on this abandoned bridge the other day, high as hell, when this guy stumbles on from the nearby campus looking to commit suicide because his grandma died. Wait, what? I was going somewhere with this.

Kylos · « **Reply #227 on:** 09 Aug 2007, 16:59 »

I ressurect this thread in the name of drunkards everywhere!

WHY THE HELL IS THERE A HELICOPTER HOVIERING OVER MY GARDEN.
I did nothing wrong.

Also, my brother was all "what the hell is that?" and i did helicopter impressions.
Whoo?

pat101 · « **Reply #228 on:** 10 Aug 2007, 23:30 »

I'm not quite high enough

Emaline · « **Reply #229 on:** 10 Aug 2007, 23:43 »

I had never had a hangover before I joined this forum. I've even starting drinking less since joining this forum.

However, a couple weekends back, after drinking 4 16oz cans of Miller High Life, I had the worst hangover ever. I could not move my head at all. If I did, I was in super pain. I couldn't eat because I felt like puking. This went on for at least 2 days. Ugh. It was terrible. I blame this board.

I've drank a shit ton more than that and I never felt anything. Lame.

Hat · « **Reply #230 on:** 11 Aug 2007, 08:43 »

Quote from: Astaldo on 31 May 2007, 18:39

I hope i did not pull an uggo

Guys I just saw this post even though I've posted in here since then and it is fucking awesome. If using the internet was a fucking government sponsored art form, Pete would be rolling in cash right now.

Oh shit guys I went to the best party. The ratio of ladies to dude was obscene and we got extremely funky to some Thriller on the dance floor and I got offered a jager bomb just for posing for a photo but I didn't take it because I was going to puke because of the rule that if you caught a baloon before it hit the ceiling you had to scull your drink and I caught a lot of fucking balloons guys, and when I did without a drink in my hands, SOMEONE JUST FUCKING OFFERED ME ONE.

God it was good.

Peet · « **Reply #231 on:** 11 Aug 2007, 13:22 »

Hat is the only one who understands me.

mberan42 · « **Reply #232 on:** 11 Aug 2007, 22:13 »

Quote from: Kylos on 09 Aug 2007, 16:59

WHY THE HELL IS THERE A HELICOPTER HOVIERING OVER MY GARDEN.

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Kylos · « **Reply #233 on:** 11 Aug 2007, 22:21 »

Pretty much.

valley_parade · « **Reply #234 on:** 11 Aug 2007, 22:25 »

YEAH DUDE

Hat · « **Reply #235 on:** 14 Aug 2007, 06:07 »

Hey guuysssssssss

Hat · « **Reply #236 on:** 14 Aug 2007, 07:13 »

FUCKING TEQUILA, BITCHES

Gemmwah · « **Reply #237 on:** 15 Aug 2007, 19:42 »

Mmm. Cider. It makes me happy in numerous ways. The most prominent being that it is slowly killing my braincells.

Hooray?

Eris · « **Reply #238 on:** 31 Aug 2007, 09:16 »

Why is it that Gabbly finally works at 2:15 am, while I am drunk, and no one is on to witness this?

Shame, internet. Shame.

Eris · « **Reply #239 on:** 31 Aug 2007, 09:24 »

Well you know what to do, Tommy. Strip, boy!

Hairy Joe Bob · « **Reply #240 on:** 31 Aug 2007, 10:45 »

HAMMERED! Blattered, pished, splooged, pished, blootered, fuckered, slaughtered, half-cut.

All of those things. and it is only 7!

pat101 · « **Reply #241 on:** 02 Sep 2007, 09:09 »

11am? Hell no I'm not sober.

Kylos · « **Reply #242 on:** 02 Sep 2007, 17:40 »

Still sporting a hangover from the party last night.
BOOOOO.

Runs_With_Scissors · « **Reply #243 on:** 02 Sep 2007, 17:48 »

There's supposed to be a party tonight with some of my brothers friends. If not, I will have a much cooler party without them. Maybe with my mormon neighbor. Should get interesting.

pat101 · « **Reply #244 on:** 02 Sep 2007, 20:44 »

drunk/high x10

Liz · « **Reply #245 on:** 02 Sep 2007, 20:59 »

Sober.

OH SNAP!

mberan42 · « **Reply #246 on:** 02 Sep 2007, 21:19 »

Been drinkin' my usual vodka+rocks tonight.

Hooray for a 3-day weekend in Americaland. Boo for having nothing to do and nobody to do anything with.

vegkitkat · « **Reply #247 on:** 02 Sep 2007, 22:45 »

It is my first frosh night, and I am not sober. This one sentence has been edited 5+ times!

Runs_With_Scissors · « **Reply #248 on:** 03 Sep 2007, 01:03 »

VODKA

I'm going to play outside...

Baggy · « **Reply #249 on:** 08 Sep 2007, 00:59 »

This is a night of Heineken + Wine + Bud light + Mind Eraser + Bud Light and I can't move my eyes or I can't focus on the screen right away.

Yay for friends birthdays. I'm afraid I may have drank more than him...Ooops! Let's just focus til the drunk goes away!

Did I mention I weigh 125 and I'm the biggest lightweight man in the world?

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Author Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 854110 times)

Zoe

Zoe

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