Unrelated to the thread itself, but to the comment above....
We like to fuck with telemarketers at home, and one time, one called and it was a carpet cleaning company. My daughter's uncle answered the phone. The conversation went something like...
Uncle: "Do you have employees that clean large carpets?"
Marketer: "Yes sir, they are well qualified to do large carpets"
U: "Do you have employees that will clean a small carpet?"
M: "Of course, sir, we do all sizes!"
U: "Sorry for the questions, but just one more; do you have employees that will clean a medium carpet?"
M: "Yes, sir, as I said, we can most certainly accommodate you"
U: "OK great! Oh, one more thing. Do you have any employees that lick carpet?"
-click-
It was great.
