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Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« on: 06 Feb 2007, 14:28 »





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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #1 on: 06 Feb 2007, 14:34 »

I have some of my grandfather's old records in the basement. Tommorow I'm gonna go down there with a camera and take some pictures.

Also, that Star Wars record looks awsome.
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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #2 on: 06 Feb 2007, 14:35 »

The second side opens with the Imperial March and segues into disco.
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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #3 on: 06 Feb 2007, 14:45 »

Oh man I've been looking for that Moog album for years.

My dad has Moog plays the Beatles.

Here is my most rediculous album.
Supersadomasochisticexpialadocious - Elvis Hitler


I also have all the pokemon albums. But they dont really count.

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« Reply #4 on: 06 Feb 2007, 14:58 »


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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #5 on: 06 Feb 2007, 15:04 »

The Monkees - Pool It! LP
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« Reply #6 on: 06 Feb 2007, 15:11 »

my friend has that 2 Live Jews album.

I will have some up when I am motivated to actually upload things from my camera.

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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #7 on: 06 Feb 2007, 15:20 »

Benny Grunch and the Bunch, "The 12 Yats of Christmas"



It's pure gold.
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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #8 on: 06 Feb 2007, 15:21 »

Is it wrong that I pretty much have all of these?
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« Reply #9 on: 06 Feb 2007, 15:32 »

Unspeakably.
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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #11 on: 06 Feb 2007, 17:48 »

OKay, so I stole the pics from the internet, but I really do own these...



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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #12 on: 06 Feb 2007, 17:58 »





And, I can't find the cover of Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone anywhere (not sure it had one), so I'll just print some of the lyrics to give you an idea:

I Become a Werewolf Always

I am the black knight of Satan
Through the unholy battles I ride
My sword is all red becaus I have killed you

My horse is a vampire and so am I
We share our dark desires, blood and goat semen
Every night we hunt in the dark Satanic Oulugia
We suck you dry from semen and blood
We are bloody insane

Oh the wolf of the night
I run with thee through the old forest
Eternal path in the forest of Oulugia
Leads to the Blackthrone

The moon is full in me
I become a werewolf always
The forest is covered with snow
So cold that it is sorrowful in the night

I have the magic of the fullmoon in me
I will howl in the mystical woods and the mountains of Oulugia
And I always have my panzerfaust with me because you never
know when the russian tanks attacks us in the night
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« Reply #14 on: 06 Feb 2007, 20:08 »

My sword is all red becaus I have killed you

Fantastic.



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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #15 on: 06 Feb 2007, 20:12 »

I will have to go and get the albums, but here are a couple that I will mention.  The second one is dedicated to Runs_With_Scissors, of course.

The Glory(????) of the Human Voice      Florence Foster Jenkins
Running With Scissors                               Weird Al Yankovic
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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #16 on: 06 Feb 2007, 22:49 »

Jeez I'd have to go with a Carpathian Forest album, they're riddiculous, but riddiculously good, If I had to choose I'd say

Morbid Fascination Of Death...
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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #17 on: 06 Feb 2007, 23:05 »

I love Johnny's expression with the Star Wars record!

I inherited a record player/am/fm etc desk from my grandparents, and it came with some really sweet records, like old old Johnny Cash, Tammy Wynette, Patsy Cline, "Honky Tonk Favorites" and other pretty good country stuff (AND WINNIE THE POOH!) along with... these:


That's an actual album, and I guess there are songs worse than the YMCA on there with lyrics approaching the awesome-ness of what Khar posted.


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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #18 on: 07 Feb 2007, 00:38 »

I don't actually have a camera, but I was given an old "Music for Marching Bands" record by a friend as a gift once.

It is actually pretty fun to listen to!
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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #19 on: 07 Feb 2007, 02:57 »

Scytale any black metal band is riddiculously good.
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« Reply #20 on: 07 Feb 2007, 03:38 »

I own Styx's Greatest Hits on CD and I feel no shame.  Does that count?
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« Reply #21 on: 07 Feb 2007, 05:41 »

Scytale any black metal band is riddiculously good.

No no Carpathian Forest take it to a new level of ridduclousness,

They have an instrument credited as the "Insane Nekro tenor saxaphone" and have song titles like "Warlord of Misantrophy" , "Evil Egocentrical Existencialism" and "Bloody Fucking Nekro Hell". They're so completely over the top it's sort of transcended the ridducolous and move back into awesome territory.
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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #22 on: 07 Feb 2007, 05:46 »

Have you ever heard Nattefrosts solo albums?

One of the tracks is just him taking a piss.
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« Reply #23 on: 07 Feb 2007, 06:19 »

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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #24 on: 07 Feb 2007, 06:45 »

My dad left me his record collection when he moved out.

There's like..Vandenburg..and Dokken.
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« Reply #25 on: 07 Feb 2007, 06:56 »

i have a feeling nobody has ever heard of them, but:

The Suburbs: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the Suburbs Have Left the Building."


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« Reply #26 on: 07 Feb 2007, 08:08 »

Tommy reminds me of what I imagine Richard D. James's little brother looks like.
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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #27 on: 07 Feb 2007, 08:22 »

If any of you bought the Go! Team's debut album then I can tell you that I was at the preliminary rehearsals for that band and this is what was playing on the stereo throughout.

Tommy that is ridiculously awesome.
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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #28 on: 07 Feb 2007, 11:13 »

'Hot Show' by Prozzak.  I'm not going to upload an image.  But it's probably the worst album that I legitimately enjoy.  It's sort of fun caffeine pop, but the lyrics follow the narrative of these guys named Simon and Milo who appear in cartoon form in the music videos.  Milo likes looking at pretty girls and not getting emotionally attached.  Simon is a guy who continuously gets way too emotionally attached and heartbroken.
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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #29 on: 07 Feb 2007, 11:50 »

Dogg I can't believe you're comparing Prozzak to The Electric Moog Orchestra.
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« Reply #30 on: 07 Feb 2007, 13:50 »

I'm not going to go and look right now, but this is always the first album to come to mind whenever anybody ask a question like this, because I paid so damn much for an album that shouldn't have been recorded.


I bought it because I knew Jason Lowenstein was in Sebadoh. And you all know how I feel about Sebadoh? I was mostly just gay for Lou Barlow or something, but the other guys periodically wrote some pretty great songs too. Jason Lowenstein wrote quite a few good songs.
There aren't any on this album. Or maybe there is, but the production is so crap that you can't tell. I don't mean 'lo-fi', I just mean crap. The whole thing sounds flat and lifeless, the whole thing is horribly dull. It's so dull, that it is ridiculous.
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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #31 on: 07 Feb 2007, 14:04 »



http://www.myspace.com/toughestmanintheworld

Learn about it.

Also, that Star Wars disco record is phenomenal. I sold a copy of it a few weeks and seriously considered taking a quick look at it then trying to convince dude who was buying it that the vinyl was warped so he shouldn't get it. So I could.
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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #32 on: 07 Feb 2007, 14:29 »



"You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel! Instructions on the heeeeeeeeeeeeel, instrutions on the heel!"
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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #34 on: 07 Feb 2007, 17:05 »

i think that last one basically wins.
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« Reply #35 on: 07 Feb 2007, 18:21 »



"You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel! Instructions on the heeeeeeeeeeeeel, instrutions on the heel!"

Weird Al albums are not just ridiculous, they are ridiculously awesome. It's like hanging out with the semi-cool, fully-nerdy Christian kid you knew who was really smart and semi-funny but never swore or did drugs.
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Re: Let's See The Most Ridiculous Albums You Own
« Reply #36 on: 07 Feb 2007, 18:44 »

There is nothing embarrassing about a healthy love for Weird Al.

Now, my camera isn't working quite right, but I will still introduce you to the most embarrassing album in my possession:




I just schooled you all in embarrassing albums.
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« Reply #37 on: 07 Feb 2007, 20:57 »

This isn't about embarrassing. It's just about silly.

I mean, it might be potentially embarrassing for the performers involved. But that should be about it.
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« Reply #38 on: 08 Feb 2007, 03:44 »

I have the 8 Mile soundtrack.

Do I win?
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« Reply #39 on: 08 Feb 2007, 06:56 »

no that definitely means you lose
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« Reply #40 on: 08 Feb 2007, 10:31 »

Weird Al albums are not just ridiculous, they are ridiculously awesome. It's like hanging out with the semi-cool, fully-nerdy Christian kid you knew who was really smart and semi-funny but never swore or did drugs.

That's... that's so... spot on! And I don't even use the phrase "spot on", that's how spot on it is.
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« Reply #41 on: 08 Feb 2007, 19:19 »

There is nothing embarrassing about a healthy love for Weird Al.

Now, my camera isn't working quite right, but I will still introduce you to the most embarrassing album in my possession:




I just schooled you all in embarrassing albums.

Yeah, I had that album too. In my defense, I think I was twelve at the time. Hell, when I was even younger, I had even country tapes. Shit like Garth Brooks. Once I started listening to CDs those tapes were pretty much lost forever.
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« Reply #42 on: 08 Feb 2007, 19:23 »

Well, i have around 5-6 Wierd Al Yankovic albums. But thats not too bad, cuz he rocks.

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« Reply #43 on: 09 Feb 2007, 16:59 »

I'm probably not to weird, but...  I have the complete Pop Will Eat Itself discography.
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« Reply #44 on: 01 Jan 2008, 21:31 »

I don't even want to find out what the most embassasing albums I own are.

I got them when I was two, three and/or four. I really DO NOT want to see, because it will be very embarrassing.
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« Reply #45 on: 01 Jan 2008, 22:16 »

JESUS CHRIST IT'S BACK

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« Reply #46 on: 01 Jan 2008, 22:21 »

most retarded cd I own is the south park movie soundtrack
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« Reply #47 on: 01 Jan 2008, 22:30 »

Batman Original TV Soundtrack
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« Reply #48 on: 01 Jan 2008, 22:34 »

Somewhere at my house I have this, purchased at a garage sale for 50 cents.

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« Reply #49 on: 01 Jan 2008, 22:37 »

I have the Wayne's World 2 soundtrack. On Super 8.

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Although, to be honest, Gordon Lightfoot is totally badass.
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