Halo 2 - Seriously? I never really liked the Halo series as much as the nerd next to me claims that I should have. There's this super android with a crackly, mysterious, purposefully badass voice who's lines are so cliche and embarrassingly (insert adjective for "hooray my penis is very very large!"), it's not much of a cliffhanger when he say, trumpets and brass backing him up, "Sir... FINISHING this fight." Da-nanana-nanana-nana-naaaaa!! I lol'd.
Shenmue 2 - Hella loved that game like a brother. I felt so immersed in the story and the culture of it all. Then he sleeps in a cave with some weird chick... He's in a dank cavern... He puts the phoenix mirror into a slot like he's playing Pac-Man... And a sword floats out of a rock in front of him... Credits! And the next thing you know, my dog dies, lightning strikes my house, and my clothes are all eaten my termites. It was that bad.
Enter the Matrix - I actually enjoyed this game. Yeah, I used the cheat codes, but you kind of have to. Anyway, the ending was basically you shooting off Sentinels like it's a 3D version of Space Invaders, and your ship crashes, end. The only resolve is that in the Matrix Revolutions they find and jumpstart the ship. Hoo-fuckity-ray, they aren't dead, I CAN HAS MOAR GAEM NAO, PLS?