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I need song titles that....
« on: 13 Mar 2007, 19:36 »

...Make sense when put together and say something nice and acceptable to a girl who just turned 18. Really long and weird song titles help, but what i'm having trouble with is finding those annoying little words that make language coherent such as articles and pronouns.

So far i only have:

You Are - Built To Spill
Just like Honey - The Jesus and Mary Chain

As long as the songs titles say something, it matters not if the mix ends up being an unlistenable mess. (though it would be better if it doesn't)

PS: I know there is no song titled "Stick it in her pooper".
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Re: I need song titles that....
« Reply #1 on: 13 Mar 2007, 19:52 »

"One of These Days I'm Going to Cut You Into Little Pieces".

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Re: I need song titles that....
« Reply #2 on: 13 Mar 2007, 20:00 »

Beat Happening - You Turn Me On
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Re: I need song titles that....
« Reply #3 on: 13 Mar 2007, 20:02 »

Beck - "I Wanna Get With You (and Your Sister Debra)"
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Re: I need song titles that....
« Reply #4 on: 13 Mar 2007, 20:37 »

"Heaven Is" "Someone like you"

"Here I go" "Ready for Love" "No Matter What" "Hold On" (I'm the) "Perfect Lover"

"Since I've been loving you" "I Want it All" "Gimmie all your lovin"

(Its a) "Crazy little thing called Love" (and I'm a) Good Old fashioned lover boy"

"Now I'm here" "Please Baby" "Play the game tonight"


And when this fails:


"Babe I'm going to leave you" (I'm) "Stopping the love" "When love and hate collide" (Its) "Too late for love"
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Re: I need song titles that....
« Reply #5 on: 13 Mar 2007, 21:49 »

The Format - "I'm Ready, I Am"
Say Anything - "Alive With The Glory Of Love"
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Re: I need song titles that....
« Reply #6 on: 13 Mar 2007, 22:06 »

I did something like this for the summer mix exchange last year. I cheated and wrote some of the linking words myself but it was mostly ok.

It turned out to be 3 discs long after i pruned it a little

I'm too lay to remember how the whole thing went but here is one of the early versions of the tracklist

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q78/ESpaceman/tracklist1.png

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q78/ESpaceman/tracklist2.png

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q78/ESpaceman/tracklist3.png
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« Reply #7 on: 13 Mar 2007, 22:52 »

That was ten kinds of awesome.

Thanks for all the suggestions everyone, but i think this would be a good time to point out that this girl is just my friend. Love songs are not really what i'm looking for.
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Re: I need song titles that....
« Reply #9 on: 13 Mar 2007, 23:09 »

Nah, I only reeally ever listen to The Jesus and Mary Chain, ABBA and Public Enemy

also, the last song is a hilary duff song

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Bring The Noise - Pulblic Enemy
Gimme Gimme Gimme - ABBA
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Re: I need song titles that....
« Reply #10 on: 14 Mar 2007, 00:34 »

love in the machine, by legend of the bat
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« Reply #11 on: 14 Mar 2007, 00:56 »

No Excuses
Smile Like You Mean It
Remember Tommorow
Beyond the Candles Burning
The End Of Heartache
The Chosen One
Seize the Day

There thats slightly birthday related, you have no idea how hard it is to find birthday related, "just friends" song titles in my playlist.

At one Stage I had

Commiserating the Celebration
Time Marches on
Another Day
Throned by Blackstorms

Didn't really work...





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Re: I need song titles that....
« Reply #12 on: 14 Mar 2007, 09:04 »

I will form this entry entirely out of Queen songs:

"Its a hard life", "I'm going slightly mad", "Who wants to live forever"?



"Your my best friend" (We've had) "Good times bad times"

"Friends will be friends" (and) "You and me and the bottle make three tonight"

"If everyone cared" (about) "Someone you're with"

"What is and what should never be" (is) "No one together"
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« Reply #13 on: 14 Mar 2007, 09:30 »

Beck - "I Wanna Get With You (and Your Sister Debra)"


Not to be a bitch, but this song is actually just called 'Debra.'
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« Reply #14 on: 14 Mar 2007, 11:09 »

Anal Cunt - I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
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« Reply #15 on: 14 Mar 2007, 19:51 »

I'm not man enough to put an Anal Cunt song into the mix. Besides, she has a blind dog, even if have never intentionally ran over it, it wouldn't be a good joke.

I think i'll cheat and rename "Anthems for a seventeen year old girl" "Anthems for you, who just turned eighteen and deserve only one song because life is harsh and you should have learned that by now"...
 
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« Reply #16 on: 14 Mar 2007, 20:05 »

Haha fair enough.

I'd say, on a serious note:

Lordi - Would You Love a Monsterman?
Harvey Danger - Happiness Writes White
Joe Satriani - Always With Me, Always With You
The Velvet Underground - What Goes On
Cake - Short Skirt, Long Jacket
The Tragically Hip - Looking for a Place to Happen
Big Sugar - Trouble in the City
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Re: I need song titles that....
« Reply #17 on: 14 Mar 2007, 21:12 »

Dandelion-Audioslave?
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Re: I need song titles that....
« Reply #18 on: 14 Mar 2007, 21:14 »

Pretty much anything by Panic! At the Disco.




















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« Reply #19 on: 14 Mar 2007, 21:19 »

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Troublemaker 1,

Please2  don't ask me to explain3  pre-marital sex4 . They're controlling our minds5! Wouldn't it be nice6 if you knew7  Rory rides me raw8? In a funny way9, now that I miss her10, you think you're a man11! To hell with good intentions12, I was watching your eyes13 between the bars14 like a monkey at the zoo15.

1. All Girl Summer Fun Band
2. Apples in Stereo
3. Of Montreal
4. Daniel Johnston
5. Misty's Big Adventure
6. Beach Boys
7. Neko Case
8. Vaselines
9. Mercury Rev
10. Elefant
11. Vaselines
12. McLusky
13. Of Montreal
14. Elliot Smith
15. Daniel Johnston
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« Reply #20 on: 14 Mar 2007, 21:22 »

Wow.  Bravo.

Besides the fact that it reads like magnet poetry, those are indeed grammatically correct sentences!
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« Reply #21 on: 14 Mar 2007, 21:23 »

You Make it Easy, All I Need In The Morning, I Need Your Love As The Rush Comes, Nothing Better.  Open Up Your Heart, Love is All.  All We Have Is Now, A Movie Script Ending, Into My Arms, A Subtle Kiss.




Air - "All I Need"
      "You Make it Easy"

Coral - "In The Morning"

The Postal Service - "Nothing Better"

Death Cab for Cutie - "A Movie Script Ending"

The Rapture - "Open Up Your Heart"
                     "I Need Your Love"
                     "Love is All"

Motorcycle - "As The Rush Comes"

Rob Crow - "A Subtle Kiss"

The Flaming Lips - "All We Have Is Now"

The Cooper Temple Clause - "Into My Arms"



I could go onto a whole nother level if you wanted to include foreign languages.  Wanna seduce her with some insanely sexy german haus music or some equally sexy german indie?
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Re: I need song titles that....
« Reply #22 on: 14 Mar 2007, 21:28 »

Ha, it totally does sound like magnet poetry. It was a little harder because I'm at home on my dad's computer so I didn't have my own iTunes to look through.
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« Reply #23 on: 14 Mar 2007, 21:50 »

I could go onto a whole nother level if you wanted to include foreign languages.  Wanna seduce her with some insanely sexy german haus music or some equally sexy german indie?

Hurr. . .or maybe some Rammstein?
"Come with me/into the trees/ we lay on the grass/ let hours pass"

I would love for you to use "Stripped" in your sentences and maybe not get slapped along the way.
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« Reply #24 on: 15 Mar 2007, 08:00 »

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Troublemaker 1,

Please2  don't ask me to explain3  pre-marital sex4 . They're controlling our minds5! Wouldn't it be nice6 if you knew7  Rory rides me raw8? In a funny way9, now that I miss her10, you think you're a man11! To hell with good intentions12, I was watching your eyes13 between the bars14 like a monkey at the zoo15.

1. All Girl Summer Fun Band
2. Apples in Stereo
3. Of Montreal
4. Daniel Johnston
5. Misty's Big Adventure
6. Beach Boys
7. Neko Case
8. Vaselines
9. Mercury Rev
10. Elefant
11. Vaselines
12. McLusky
13. Of Montreal
14. Elliot Smith
15. Daniel Johnston


MARRY ME
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Re: I need song titles that....
« Reply #25 on: 15 Mar 2007, 11:24 »

Thanks for all the suggestions everyone, but i think this would be a good time to point out that this girl is just my friend. Love songs are not really what i'm looking for.

Well shit, there goes my ideas. I'll post them anyways

The Only Moment We Were Alone1, The Same Boy You've Always Known2, Fell In Love With A Girl3.
Tell Me Baby4, Wots...Uh The Deal5? Is This It6? Is This Love?7

1. Explosions In The Sky
2 and 3. The White Stripes
4. Red Hot Chili Peppers
5.Pink Floyd
6. The Strokes
7. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

Not the greatest, but it makes sense.
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« Reply #26 on: 15 Mar 2007, 14:14 »

Hmm, ok. Here's my attempt. This is a fairly mismashed mix but it's all good music and the song titles pretty much work coherently. It's my best effort in 5 minutes anyway.

So Quick,1 The Funeral2 Of3 The Last Man.4 As The City Burned We Trembled, For We Saw The Makings Of Its Undoing In Our Own Hearts.5 Greet Death,6 His Eyes7 On Fire,8 Warm Blood Within,9 Killing all the Flies,10 Heart and Lungs11 Black and White.12 Death, in the Mind of the Living,13 Prelude to the Fall,14 always returning,15 always for you,16 Can't Stop.17 All of this is True.18

1. Because of Ghosts
2. Band of Horses
3. Fridge
4. Clint Mansell/Kronos Quartet
5. The Ascent of Everest
6. Explosions in the Sky
7. Rachel's
8. Lightning Bolt
9. Sparrows Swarm and Sing
10. Mogwai
11.  Beach House
12. L?ht?
13. Tarentel
14. Tarantual A.D.
15. Brian Eno
16. The Album Leaf
17. M83
18. Do Make Say Think

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« Reply #27 on: 15 Mar 2007, 14:31 »

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« Reply #28 on: 15 Mar 2007, 15:57 »

Thanks Kai, and Emilio that's the second time you've asked me that even though I'm pretty sure you're already engaged to a prettier girl on the QC forums HMM?
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