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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #100 on: 09 Jul 2007, 09:36 »

Because you;re lonely and British.

Why?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #101 on: 09 Jul 2007, 09:39 »

And z.



Pavement are totally awesome, yes?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #102 on: 09 Jul 2007, 11:24 »

Summer babe was kind of catchy



The Fall are totally awesome, yes?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #103 on: 09 Jul 2007, 11:35 »

Autumn is pretty rad, yeah. I like how the leaves change and it gets colder. Perfect weather for a scarf and a mug of tea, watching cute girls in scarves walk about town. By far my favourite season.

"Now is the winter of our discontent" is, in my opinion, one of the greatest Shakespeare lines. What is one of your favourite quotes (by anybody) and why?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #104 on: 09 Jul 2007, 12:15 »

[You know, just to be annoying, I should probably point out that your quote continues "made glorious summer by this son of York".  i.e. In context the speech actually implies is "the winter of our discontent" is over.]

Shakespeare's just got so many amazing passages it's hard to choose (I know you said by anyone, but hey, the guy could, at his best, out-write anyone). Personally, my favourite has always been:

"conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er, with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment,
With this regard turn their currents awry,
And lose the name of action."

Mainly because it seems to apply to so much (not just, you know, contemplating death); it perfectly fits any time you find yourself overthinking or procrastinating to the point of irresolution.

Also pretty much the entire "What a piece of work is a man" speech, not least because it equisitely ends Withnail & I.

[New question with more sequentialness: Is there anything more satisfying than getting a perfect slinky run all the way to the bottom of the stairs?

slinky...spring...geddit? ...  Sorry.]
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #105 on: 09 Jul 2007, 12:26 »

[You know, just to be annoying, I should probably point out that your quote continues "made glorious summer by this son of York".  i.e. In context the speech actually implies is "the winter of our discontent" is over.]

Not annoying at all. I specifically left it out for two reasons: Kai already mentioned Summer and I was hoping that the reply to my question had "Spring" somewhere in it.
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #106 on: 09 Jul 2007, 16:04 »

Gah!  How did I not spot that sequence?  Now I just feel silly.

Incidently, the above is not a question.

Well, it is, but not a game question thing.  You know what I mean.  Plus the answer is totally obvious.
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #107 on: 09 Jul 2007, 16:17 »

Uh,

What's the best "that's what she said" joke you have ever come across?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #108 on: 09 Jul 2007, 18:52 »

Toss up between;
DUDE- hurry up and eat that sub
chill out, its not like I can get it all in at once
thats what she said!

AND

You poke that thing at me one more time, I'll break it in half!
That's what she said!


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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #109 on: 09 Jul 2007, 20:44 »

The year all of the kids decided that my great-grandfather's plug tobacco was a chocolate bar, and we all lined up to get a piece, including me, of course.  I was almost at the head of the line.

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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #110 on: 10 Jul 2007, 06:24 »

Errr...Sher Kan? Was that a trick question? I don't get it, and he's the only Jungle Tiger I know. Damn you, Disney.

Why in the hell am I watching Bob the Builder?!
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #111 on: 10 Jul 2007, 06:47 »

Horrid drug habit. Or you're used to having small kids around.

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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #112 on: 11 Jul 2007, 07:45 »

You don't escape; you magic missile the fuck out of them.

Edit: Shit, I read bugbears. Err... still works, I guess.

How many Poke mans do I need to catch before I can find true love?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #113 on: 11 Jul 2007, 08:08 »

All of them.

Why the fuck can I not stop listening to the song Marley and Marley?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #114 on: 11 Jul 2007, 08:12 »

If you think catching pokemans is going to find you true love, you're doing it wrong. You need to catch girls. (Or boys, if that's your thing.) An unmarked van works well. And candy - lots of candy. Once you catch them, it helps to tie them up, and maybe gag them. That way the screaming isn't so loud.

What would you give up to never have a hangover again, no matter how much you drink the night before?

(and if you say "alcohol" as your response, or "I don't drink" or "alcohol is against my religion" or some other crap like that, so help me Jeebus, I will find out where you live, purchase a plane ticket to the nearest airport to your home, fly there, rent a car, drive to your house, knock on your door and when you answer it, punch you in the stomach.)
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #115 on: 11 Jul 2007, 08:37 »

Boozingtons.
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #116 on: 11 Jul 2007, 08:44 »

I never get hangovers. In the rare case that I do, they are very very slight. Such as a tiny headache in the morning. (I have tow front doors, so good luck picking the one I occasionally answer.)



More taxes + Better "free" health care, or less taxes + less free health care/clinics?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #117 on: 11 Jul 2007, 08:47 »

If you don't get hangovers, you're obviously not drinking enough.

And Shane, you suck.
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #118 on: 11 Jul 2007, 08:51 »

I think puking my guts out twice in one night, and then on a different night puking my guts out threes times, and breaking someone's shower is drinking more than enough.

However, I haven't drank in about two weeks. I haven't been drunk in about a month, though.
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #119 on: 11 Jul 2007, 09:14 »

I don't drink. I rely on the overwhelming weight of the world and the acute, stinging memory every lost opportunity I squandered to dull my sense and lull me into a stupor.

As for your query, vive le healthcare! (I am Canuck)

Tough one: Blue Sky Blue Sky Blue Sky or Yankee Hotel Foxtrot?

EDIT: I was totally listening to the title track when I wrote this post. My father's dyslexic, and I get that way sometimes.
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #120 on: 11 Jul 2007, 10:21 »

It's Sky Blue Sky, actually. Either way I pick Yankee Hotel Foxtrot.

What's your favorite kind of ballroom dancing?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #121 on: 11 Jul 2007, 11:11 »

The kind where I don't have to be involved. Or a waltz. At least I can do it. I am not what one would call graceful.

There are two doors in front of you. One door leads to certain death, the other to relative safety. Both doors have a guard (that is, each door has it's own guard). One of the guards always tells the truth, the other always lies. You are only allowed to ask one guard one question before you choose your door. How do you find out which door will lead you to safety?

Darryl, Edith, Oli and possibly Eris are not allowed to answer this one.
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #122 on: 11 Jul 2007, 12:19 »

OOOOH!!!! I know this, I know this... I love puzzles like these.

You ask either guard which door the other guard would say leads to safety and then you take the other door cause you've insured to include the lie in the answer.

Edited to put in a question:

What would you do if your crazy old lady of a neighbour suddenlt barged in to your apartment and started swearing at your husband when the both of you were just sitting there in your skivvies minding your own business and watching tv? (This actually happened to me last night)
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #123 on: 11 Jul 2007, 12:49 »

Why the fuck can I not stop listening to the song Marley and Marley?

As in WE'RE MARLEY AND MARLEY OOOOOOOooooOOOoooHHHHHhhh! from Muppet's Christmas Carol?

If so you win 5 internets.
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #124 on: 11 Jul 2007, 13:03 »

Doooooooooomed Scrooge, you're doomed for all time! Your future is a horror story written by your crime

I went so far as to download the soundtrack version, which is extended and even better.

In response to the last question: I would stand up with my significant other and start singing Marley and Marley.

Am I the only guy in the world who has a thing for Maura Tierney?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #125 on: 11 Jul 2007, 13:16 »

I honestly don't really know who Maura Tierney is, but if GIS is to be believed she's pretty hot.  So I'm gonna say no on this one.

You remember that one game where you gathered all those things to save that girl?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #126 on: 11 Jul 2007, 13:18 »

Shit yeah, that was a great game.

What the fuck is a GIS?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #127 on: 11 Jul 2007, 13:51 »

Google Image Search.

Do you know...the muffin man?!
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #128 on: 11 Jul 2007, 13:54 »

I do. We asked that question already. Dude works at Government Center.

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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #129 on: 11 Jul 2007, 14:20 »

Maybe he needs a new glove?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #130 on: 11 Jul 2007, 14:22 »

 No.

 Should Obsessions let some other people ask/answer questions?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #131 on: 11 Jul 2007, 14:28 »

Well, it's not his fault that he's the only one about...

What is in your pockets, right now? And if there is nothing, what would like to be in your pockets?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #132 on: 11 Jul 2007, 14:36 »

Well he could, you know, "stop posting"? Also Obsessions you need to upload "Marley and Marley" to the sendspace thread.

Chapstick and phone are in my pockets!

What is your favorite Dinosaur Comic?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #133 on: 11 Jul 2007, 16:15 »



Was a pretty good one.

Just how big will Lara Croft's boobs get?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #134 on: 11 Jul 2007, 16:42 »

They'll stop getting bigger and she'll just get more of them.
Quanity > Quality.
Or something.

Haikus or Limericks?

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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #135 on: 11 Jul 2007, 16:45 »

Haikus are easier.

What WILL you do when they come for you?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #136 on: 11 Jul 2007, 18:21 »

Kick some ass.

How many meals can you stand of being solely ramen?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #137 on: 11 Jul 2007, 18:23 »

Err...I can go weeks surving only on Ramen. Ramen is delicious --but it has to be stove top ramen. The cup stuff is gross.

What is your favorite movie quote?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #138 on: 11 Jul 2007, 18:25 »

"'The earth is my body and my head is in the stars.'...Who said that?"
"I don't know."
"I guess I did."



Whats a good song to fall asleep to?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #139 on: 11 Jul 2007, 18:38 »

 Iron and Wine - The Rooster Moans.

 Guys or chicks?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #140 on: 11 Jul 2007, 19:25 »

Guys.

Do you wear socks when you sleep?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #141 on: 11 Jul 2007, 19:28 »

Not unless it is super cold, otherwise I tend to kick them off and loose them.

Sexy teacher or sexy nurse?  (Didn't we have a thread related to this once?)
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #142 on: 11 Jul 2007, 19:34 »

Hm... teacher.

A gaping chest wound or all 4 limbs dismembered?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #143 on: 11 Jul 2007, 20:47 »

DEFINITELY the gaping chest wound.  There's nothing quite like seeing your insides.  Yum.

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« Reply #144 on: 11 Jul 2007, 23:04 »

8 years ago.

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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #145 on: 11 Jul 2007, 23:08 »

Don Delillo.

What's the worst thing you've ever read?
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« Reply #146 on: 11 Jul 2007, 23:09 »

Your sig.

Or Dirk Hopless's everchanging ones.


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« Reply #147 on: 11 Jul 2007, 23:14 »

I have no idea to what you are refering

How many woodchucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck woodchucks?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #148 on: 11 Jul 2007, 23:15 »

Is the woodchuck a lady?
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« Reply #149 on: 11 Jul 2007, 23:17 »

perhaps

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