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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #50 on: 05 Jul 2007, 23:21 »

all of them, at once in a big vat of jelly.

Who did take the cookie from the cookie jar?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #51 on: 05 Jul 2007, 23:27 »


I think it's fairly obviously, hmm-hmm...

What is the worst thing you have ever read in your entire life?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #52 on: 05 Jul 2007, 23:41 »

It was called "The Tribes of Palos Verdes."  Depressing without an alibi!

Your chosen brand of toothpaste?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #53 on: 05 Jul 2007, 23:47 »

Tom's of Maine because my parents always got it.

If you had to give up either kissing or cuddling for the rest of your life, which would you keep?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #54 on: 06 Jul 2007, 01:26 »

I think I'd keep cuddling.

What is the most revolting thing you've had on your feet
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #55 on: 06 Jul 2007, 02:19 »

After working a 13 hour bar shift at a big Uni festival thing I pulled my boots off and warm, smelly beer poured out. Other than that my boots get covered in milk every day at work and they smell like baby vomit.

What was your favourite game to play as a child?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #56 on: 06 Jul 2007, 05:12 »

i loved twister!

have you ever had stagefright?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #57 on: 06 Jul 2007, 05:30 »

No. My hands get shaky before I go on but then I sack up and get on with it. Just like before sex.


What is the one thing that can make you scream/squeal/weep with pure terror?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #58 on: 06 Jul 2007, 06:09 »

Heights, bar none. My coworker Ian sent me a video of his fourth of July skydiving and I damn near wet myself.

What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #59 on: 06 Jul 2007, 06:16 »

To help locate the plughole.


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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #60 on: 06 Jul 2007, 06:18 »

Six, I believe.

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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #61 on: 06 Jul 2007, 07:29 »

Ebay?

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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #62 on: 06 Jul 2007, 19:33 »

New question

If you were offered the chance to live another fifteen years, in which time you could not die no matter how stupid you were, but at the end of the fifteen years you are going to die, would you take it, or live normally?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #63 on: 06 Jul 2007, 19:38 »

Live normally. I'm only 26 - I could have at least another 75 years in me. (On the other hand, I've always wanted to jump off of buildings and bridges without dying. Or see what it feels like to get shot or electrocuted. Or drink two gallons of cheap whisky in one night. Or take as many drugs as I could possibly afford.)


Who would play your mother in the movie of your life?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #64 on: 06 Jul 2007, 19:40 »

I would live normally. I'd be tempted though, because there's definitely plenty of fun shit I could do if I didn't have to worry about dying, but ultimately most of that stuff is pretty selfish and solitary since noone else could be as reckless as me, and so I'd probably get bored of that stuff well before the 15 years are up and then I'd go back to chilling out with friends.

Is there anything you really want to do but you won't because of some minor downside?

ADDITION: geez, play my mother? I have no idea.
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #65 on: 06 Jul 2007, 19:53 »

I -really- want to get my eyebrow peirced, but I can't because of my stupid job...fuck you, Wal*Mart...fuck you.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #66 on: 06 Jul 2007, 20:49 »

29.

What is your craziest "on drugs" story? (People who don't/have never taken drugs are not allowed to answer this question. I don't mean to discriminate, just a "drugs are lame" answer is going to amuse no one).
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #67 on: 06 Jul 2007, 23:03 »

The time my friend and I went to get drugs from a  guy that lived in the crappiest 3 bedroom house I've ever seen. There was a giant hole in the floor. The guy was a giant hell's angel-lookin' fella, but we started talking and I got a copy of Kill Bill 2 from him. He had a ferret named Snowball.

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If you could say one thing to everyone, and actually have them listen to you (i.e. do what you said), what would it be?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #68 on: 06 Jul 2007, 23:24 »

Ladies and Gentleman, Unleash your inner Ninja and get to the love and sexing

Pool or Air Hockey
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #69 on: 06 Jul 2007, 23:28 »

Pool and Air Hockey are both great things, pool because hearing the balls go 'clink' is awesome, and because you can pull trick shots and everyone thinks you are cool, and you feel really skilful when you get a ball in nicely. Air Hockey is fast moving fun that gets the adrenalin going - Overall I'd say pool I guess.

What is your favourite thing to get when you eat out?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #70 on: 06 Jul 2007, 23:51 »

lobster/fisherman's platter.

What would your super power be?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #71 on: 07 Jul 2007, 00:07 »

Time Freezing.  I think it would be cool

What is the single worst joke somebody has ever told you?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #72 on: 07 Jul 2007, 00:18 »

Susi has got three teddy bears. Mom asks: "How many more?"

Okay. That was it. It doesn't get better in the original language.


Global Warming, yay or nay?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #73 on: 07 Jul 2007, 00:40 »

yay, global warming!

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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #74 on: 07 Jul 2007, 01:14 »

Yes please.



Vegemite or marmite?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #75 on: 07 Jul 2007, 01:23 »

Vegemite.

Worst chat up line you've ever heard/used?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #76 on: 07 Jul 2007, 04:07 »

"I lost my phone number, can I have yours" used on one of my friends. We laughed a lot and the guy left looking quite unhappy

What's the longest you've gone without washing?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #77 on: 07 Jul 2007, 05:47 »

warning warning this thread is gradually descending into one-word-answer pointlessness

Also, that question is a repeat.

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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #78 on: 07 Jul 2007, 07:40 »

I've gone about a month without a wash during the summer when I wasn't going anywhere or doing anything.

What is the strangest band/artist/musical group you find yourself enjoying?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #79 on: 07 Jul 2007, 08:21 »

I'd have to say Stemage. Not just a video game cover band, but an exclusively Metroid video game cover band.

What's so civil about war, anyway?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #80 on: 07 Jul 2007, 10:16 »

Politeness and proper protocol can make even the nastiest war civil. Just remember to say "please" before shooting anyone in the head. And remember! It's polite to return the favor.

So, do YOU like Circus Peanuts and why or why not?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #81 on: 08 Jul 2007, 09:28 »

I would say I do not. But that is because I have absolutely no idea what Circus Peanuts are. If you are referring to peanuts one would buy and consume while attending the circus, then I do like them. But only if they are salted. Hmmmm....


Which of the following would you most prefer: A puppy, a pretty flower from your sweetie or a large, properly formatted data file?
CHOOSE
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #82 on: 08 Jul 2007, 09:55 »

God damn I love puppies but I have to go with the large properly formatted data file. Pretty flowers are worthless.

What do you think is the point to snowmen? Simply winter lawn decorations you have to make every year or something more sinister?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #83 on: 08 Jul 2007, 10:02 »

Haven't you ever read Calvin and Hobbes? Snowmen were evil fuckers.

What would your blues name be?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #84 on: 08 Jul 2007, 11:30 »

Unspeakable Horror Nz'raeth (Lovecraftian Blues).

What would your space zombie blues name be?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #85 on: 08 Jul 2007, 11:52 »

Hyperdrive Gronthar.

Why does everyone at work think I'm gay?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #86 on: 08 Jul 2007, 13:37 »

Because pink is fashionable.

Why is Harry Potter so popular?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #87 on: 08 Jul 2007, 13:41 »

Because he kicked Voldemort's ass repeatedly.

Bands when they are young, or bands when they've released a few records?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #88 on: 08 Jul 2007, 19:44 »

Hmmm...after they've released a few records, but not after they have actually gained a lot of popularity.

What is the most annoying thing/phrase you hear on a daily basis?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #89 on: 08 Jul 2007, 22:47 »

'Technically', I hear it more often then my own breathing.

What's your worst memory about food?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #90 on: 08 Jul 2007, 23:10 »

Putting too much crushed red pepper on my pizza and dying from the flames.

What's the first computer you can remember using?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #91 on: 08 Jul 2007, 23:12 »

A Commodore 64.


Do you have a landliine or a cellphone or both?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #92 on: 08 Jul 2007, 23:19 »

I have both, but i hate my landline

Ninja vs Pirate vs Cowboy, who wins?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #93 on: 09 Jul 2007, 00:05 »

Pirates!



Always pirates.



What makes you particularly gassy?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #94 on: 09 Jul 2007, 05:39 »

Taco Bell, that's why I avoid it. Plus it tastes horrible.


What would you do if you found a wallet on the ground with $9,000 cash in it?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #95 on: 09 Jul 2007, 05:47 »

Unless it's full of 1,000 bills (do those even exist?) there's no way to fit that much in a wallet.  Assuming it is 1,000 bills, I'd take one, and then turn the wallet over to a police station.

Which would disturb you more, being forced to listen to country music for 5 hours straight, or enjoying it?

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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #96 on: 09 Jul 2007, 05:51 »

I like country music, so neither would bother me in the least.

What if it was a really big wallet?
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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #97 on: 09 Jul 2007, 08:20 »

I'd probably still turn it in...

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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #98 on: 09 Jul 2007, 08:33 »

Conan O'Brian, because I'm pretty sure he's not secretly a robot.

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Re: The Random Question Game
« Reply #99 on: 09 Jul 2007, 09:06 »

Going to the pub to not drink through lack of money and not smoke because of the smoking ban.

Why am I going to the pub again?
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