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If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« on: 30 Aug 2007, 00:19 »

Just post a one-line comment about what you would do if you were a certain type of band/group (Examples below).

If I had a popular band, I would make a super-experimental (read: crap) album with the rest of the band, and 'leak' it on the internet as if it were the upcoming real release.

If I led a classical orchestra, I would demand that one random individual in the orchestra stand up and sit back down for no reason at all, just to confuse the audience.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #1 on: 30 Aug 2007, 09:30 »

If i had a punk band i'd get a tattoo and a misfits tshirt so everyone would know i was punk
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #2 on: 30 Aug 2007, 10:14 »

If I were in an emo band, I'd whine about how much my life sucks in my songs, but when MTV interviews me, I'd never for a second shut up about how awesome I am.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #3 on: 30 Aug 2007, 10:44 »

If I was Rob Marton, I'd conquer my illness and reform Discordance Axis.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #4 on: 30 Aug 2007, 12:19 »

If i was in a heavy death-metal-core band i would get an ass load of satanic body mutilations, like shit that would scare little kids if you were to walk past them on the street. We'd have naked midgets suck off animals at our concerts and eat babies on stage. I'd end my month of fame when when i visit the pope and kill him. I'd hang myself in prison after writing a few books.

we'd be called.. Gox Pesus!
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #5 on: 30 Aug 2007, 15:38 »

If I was emo, I'd kill myself for confusing "emo" for "complete crap".

If I was in an orchestra, I would make fun of the violins for thinking they are better than everybody else.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #6 on: 30 Aug 2007, 18:17 »

If I were Low I'd tell Alan Sparhawk to keep smokin' weed and making more records like Curtain Hits the Cast and Secret Name.

If I were Mastodon I'd record a cover of Merle Haggard tunes.

If I were Metallica I'd fire Lars and start drinkin' again.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #7 on: 30 Aug 2007, 19:40 »

If I was a death metal band I'd made all the songs are puppies and kittens. Maybe add some rainbows in there too.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #8 on: 30 Aug 2007, 20:13 »

If I was the frontman of an old timey burlesque/night club band, I'd book us to play at bar mitzvahs, and hotel lobbies.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #9 on: 30 Aug 2007, 20:18 »

If I was Milla Jovovich I would play klezmer-metal at weddings.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #10 on: 30 Aug 2007, 20:24 »

If I was musically talented, I would start a band. Yeah.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #11 on: 30 Aug 2007, 21:13 »

If I was a hardcore punk band, I would play nothing but Belle and Sebastian covers.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #12 on: 30 Aug 2007, 21:47 »

If I was in a rock n roll band, I'd work really hard to write interesting and engaging songs, and play them to audiences with much enthusiasm. Also I would attempt to promote my band through the Internet and word-of-mouth, in the hopes of maybe being able to release an album that people would enjoy listening to.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #13 on: 30 Aug 2007, 21:48 »

If I were in The Decemberists, I would write a concept album about The Cat In The Hat (and his psychosomatic properties).
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #14 on: 30 Aug 2007, 22:35 »

If I was a death metal band I'd made all the songs are puppies and kittens. Maybe add some rainbows in there too.

You joke, but one of my twisted musical ambitions is to be somehow involved in the creation of a death metal cover of the Cheers theme song.

I am completely serious about that.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #15 on: 31 Aug 2007, 01:28 »

Oh sweet zombie Jesus that is the best idea ever
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #16 on: 31 Aug 2007, 04:43 »

If I was in a boy band I'd be so hot all the girls AND guys wanted me, and I'd sing the most spaced out falsetto imaginable
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #17 on: 31 Aug 2007, 05:43 »

If I had an EBM band I'd make a whole CD without using one single film sample, just to see if it can be done.

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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #18 on: 31 Aug 2007, 06:29 »

If I was in a boy band I'd be so hot all the girls AND guys wanted me, and I'd sing the most spaced out falsetto imaginable
Justin Timberlake? What?
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #19 on: 31 Aug 2007, 06:51 »

Tweepunk. Yep.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #20 on: 31 Aug 2007, 07:00 »

If I were Wolf Parade, I would forbid side projects for three months and make a new album.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #21 on: 31 Aug 2007, 07:16 »

If I was in a boy band I'd be so hot all the girls AND guys wanted me, and I'd sing the most spaced out falsetto imaginable
Justin Timberlake? What?

I was thinking Mika. Don't know about the hotness, but the falsetto is...whoa.

If I was guy in a glam rock band, I would make the girls simultaneously love me and make them jealous at the same time, for being prettier than they are. The guys would probably feel the same, too.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #22 on: 31 Aug 2007, 08:21 »

If I was in a boy band I'd be so hot all the girls AND guys wanted me, and I'd sing the most spaced out falsetto imaginable

You mean you'd be Art Garfunkel.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #23 on: 31 Aug 2007, 09:39 »

Because Garfunkel is a total hottie in a boy band.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #24 on: 31 Aug 2007, 16:57 »

If I were Weezer I'd make Rivers Cuomo get a divorce, and have him fall in love with lesbians and underage Japanese girls again.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #25 on: 31 Aug 2007, 17:53 »

If I was a death metal band I'd made all the songs are puppies and kittens. Maybe add some rainbows in there too.

You joke, but one of my twisted musical ambitions is to be somehow involved in the creation of a death metal cover of the Cheers theme song.

I am completely serious about that.

People should give you money to make that idea come true. Just not me.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #26 on: 31 Aug 2007, 19:10 »

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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #27 on: 01 Sep 2007, 00:10 »

If I had a hip-hop group, I'd always rap about how hard I am, and how much the ghetto sucked, and then I'd show up to interviews wearing Cardigans, and khakis, and speak in a very articulate manner.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #28 on: 01 Sep 2007, 05:25 »

Oh sweet zombie Jesus that is the best idea ever

Have either of you heard of The Anti-Ben? Their cover of the Rug-Rats theme tune (entitled 'Under the Rug of Rats') is pure goddamn genius.


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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #29 on: 01 Sep 2007, 05:59 »

If I was Axl Rose I'd kill myself instantly, and pull all my albums from sale before I did.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #30 on: 01 Sep 2007, 06:47 »

Probably safer to burn 'em
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #31 on: 03 Sep 2007, 14:17 »

If I were a lot of bands, I'd change our fucking name to something less cheeky, ironic, and stupid.

If I were in a punk band, we'd be called Manty Lies, named after male panties and the Sonic Youth song 'Panty Lies.' We would be referred to as brrocore by the press and write songs about how women are dumb and being gay is awesome. Our first single would be called 'Suck My Left One (My Testicles, I Mean).'

If I were Sufjan Stevens, I'd get around to maybe finishing some new material before the end of the decade.

If I were Cat Power, I'd go back to drinking too much and actually playing my own songs in concert instead of dressing like a twat from the 80s and doing R&B/blues/country bullshit.

If I were in Radiohead, even I would have stop caring if I ever released another album.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #32 on: 03 Sep 2007, 20:45 »

If I was in a shitty boys band, I would hire someone to kill all members of my band, I would then change my name to Gustavio Metalo, move to Mexico and then form a mariachi/death metal band called The Gruesome Ay-Ay-Ay
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #33 on: 04 Sep 2007, 02:05 »

If I was Lightning Bolt, I'd smack hos when I'm not rockin' my shows.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #34 on: 04 Sep 2007, 03:02 »

If I was in a shitty boys band, I would hire someone to kill all members of my band, I would then change my name to Gustavio Metalo, move to Mexico and then form a mariachi/death metal band called The Gruesome Ay-Ay-Ay

if i was in a good boy band

...wait something went wrong there
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and my ears are wearing head phones
they do play my favorite songs
not music i'm told to like
but the songs that make me dance along

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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #35 on: 04 Sep 2007, 04:20 »

If I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum oh shit I can't get out of this loop... oh. Nevermind. Hey did you guys know that I am in a melodic black metal band?
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #36 on: 04 Sep 2007, 04:38 »

If I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum about how if I was in a melodic black metal band I would post on an internet forum oh shit I can't get out of this loop... oh. Nevermind. Hey did you guys know that I am in a melodic black metal band?

no i didn't but what would you do if you were in a melodic black metal band?
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and my ears are wearing head phones
they do play my favorite songs
not music i'm told to like
but the songs that make me dance along

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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #37 on: 04 Sep 2007, 05:08 »

Shit I don't know.

I'd probably post on an internet forum about it.
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Re: If I had a {insert adjective} band:
« Reply #38 on: 04 Sep 2007, 19:36 »

If I were Wolf Parade, I would forbid side projects for three months and make a new album.

indeed.
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