Topic: Mafia! (Read 45860 times)

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #50 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 15:21 »

Your accusing people left and right, aren't you? Well, I'm not going to accuse you for now, since I don't think you had any reason to kill Ballard, but I'm keeping my eye on you...

No, I accuse TYLER. You bought Ballard food, did you not? Pizza if I remember correctly while we were in New York, but that wasn't enough for him, he wanted one of the pieces of pepperoni off of yours, and it made you snap didn't it? DIDN'T it?!

mberan42 · « **Reply #51 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 15:24 »

Vote RallyMonkey

KTkat · « **Reply #52 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 15:25 »

I recant my accusation of Phil. He truly is too huggable to be a killer.

Lines · « **Reply #53 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 16:15 »

Quote from: Slick on 25 Oct 2007, 14:51

P.S. Can we play this for real in Toronto? Pretty please?

Dammit. I would say I wish I wasn't graduating, but I really want to graduate! But I want to go to Toronto, too! DAMMIT.

So far we have votes for KT, Tyler, and Rally. (Can't tell if you really wanted to accuse Slick or not.)

LordNagash · « **Reply #54 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 16:26 »

I accuse the Boro Bandito. I mean come on, he has bandito in his name!

Slick · « **Reply #55 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 16:40 »

Vote RallyMonkey

Seriously Linds, Graduating is over-rated. Just do it in September or something.

Liz · « **Reply #56 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 16:42 »

At this stage in the game I have no real evidence, so I'll just vote RallyMonkey with Matt and Mr. Slick over there.

Slick · « **Reply #57 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 16:47 »

Go team rash judgement!

Linds, if you don't come to Toronto you'll never see my space penguin shirt.

KTkat · « **Reply #58 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 16:49 »

I DID want to accuse Slick...but for the sake of mob mentality I'll switch to RallyMonkey.

Sidenote: Penguins are awesome.

Liz · « **Reply #59 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 16:51 »

Hooray for the mob!

LordNagash · « **Reply #60 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 16:58 »

Thats sounds like something a mafia killer would say...

Liz · « **Reply #61 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 17:03 »

KTkat · « **Reply #62 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 17:03 »

Even though this game is "mafia," I'm much more interested in who the "village idiot" is. I've never played with one of those before. Linds, did you assign something that role? *curious*

Lines · « **Reply #63 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 17:06 »

Slick: But...then I have to take classes during the summer that I don't need. (My uni is silly and on quarters and we don't get out until the beginning of June.) If the day of graduation is before Toronto and I have money left over from when I'm going to NY and supplies, I will try. Or you could post pictures. Gowrsh.

KT-1
Tyler-1
Rally-4
Boro-1

Only 1 more vote to put RallyMonkey on trial. And yes, I assigned the village idiot. (That role has quite a bit of freedom, so the player plays as they choose. I'll say who was who at the end.)

Liz · « **Reply #64 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 17:18 »

So what exactly does the village idiot do? Do they still get to vote, or do they just kinda do whatever?

KTkat · « **Reply #65 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 17:20 »

Technically everyone votes, so we can't figure out too easily who anyone is. At least that's the way I've always played.

Lines · « **Reply #66 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 17:33 »

Quote from: Linds on 23 Oct 2007, 16:29

The village idiot, if you guys want to use that character, tries to confuse everyone on purpose.

To try to figure out who is who, you just have to pay close attention. I know most of you haven't played before, but you'll start to figure it out later on.

Tyler · « **Reply #67 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 17:40 »

Vote RallyMonkey. And yes. I do have a furious rage towards Eugene for stealing my pepperoni. But I am not allowed to be a werewolf :/

So good job mafia! I applaud your choice, and would appreciate not dying myself.

Lines · « **Reply #68 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 17:43 »

RallyMonkey! You are officially on trial! State your defense and then the town will decide whether to execute you (by guillotine) or not.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #69 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 18:01 »

guillotine? isn't this set in the mob era? electric chair is the way to go

not that it matters, but I will also go with RallyMonkey

Lines · « **Reply #70 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 18:02 »

I'm going to switch it up every time. It's the first round. I don't want to cause him too much pain.

Ballard · « **Reply #71 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 18:18 »

Dude, I didn't even actually get the pepperoni. I only said I would eat it.

And that wasn't nearly as delicious as the act would have been.

RallyMonkey · « **Reply #72 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 20:20 »

I came to this town meeting today to cast my vote, and I must say, I am appalled.

There is no possible way that I could have been the one who killed Ballard. He was a friend to me. Back when I was just a small child, he taught me how to tie my shoes. I wear shoes every day God damnit! And every day, I look down at my shoes, and I think of him. Now, when I look down at my shoes, all I will be able to think about is the terror reign of this mafia.

My shoes may now be covered in blood, but my hands are clean.

Slick · « **Reply #73 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 22:00 »

RallyMonkey: Guilty as charged! Let's hang the chump! Before he gets the chance to murder our women and children in our sleep!

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #74 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 22:07 »

My god, the bond of shoetying is one that must never be broken. I say Not Guilty, we must not let the mob mentality (so to speak) destroy our reason and make us forget that Ballard taught a monkey to tie its shoes.

KTkat · « **Reply #75 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 22:09 »

If he's not the killer...why are his shoes covered in blood?

I'm just sayin'...

Joseph · « **Reply #76 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 22:13 »

Dibs on RallyMonkey's fridge when he's gone!

Slick · « **Reply #77 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 22:18 »

We've got to get the ball rolling somehow, and if the Mafia have already killed somebody, hadn't we best get our revenge?
(dibs on his stereo)

Ballard · « **Reply #78 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 22:22 »

Guys, guys, didn't your ever learn that two wrongs don't make a right in pre-school? There has been a bloody death (oww, fuckers), and killing another will only make things worse.

That said, that bastard Slick is a little too eager to chop up RallyMonkey.

RallyMonkey · « **Reply #79 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 22:23 »

You can't have my fridge, even if this court becomes a lawless place of sin. Why, you ask? Because it was stolen. And I suspect it was most likely Slick. You could have had it if only you just asked. I would have shared.

Slick · « **Reply #80 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 22:25 »

Ballard didn't you get killed or something?
I am just eager to get the ball rolling.
This particular ball being some dude's head off of the guillotine.
What?

Monkey man, you better stop calling me names or I'll bring you in front of this court on slander and libel as well. Posthumously.

RallyMonkey · « **Reply #81 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 22:31 »

I would not be as offended by your accusations, if not for the fact that I never called you a name. Your lack of reading abilities disturbs me. Almost as if when the average citizen, such as myself, was busy learning to read in school, you were learning how to kill a man using only a duck and a hanger.

Suspicious.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #82 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 22:43 »

I vote guilty. Sorry monkey, but shoe-tying doesn't sound like a very good defense.

thegreatbuddha · « **Reply #83 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 23:21 »

Quote from: RallyMonkey on 25 Oct 2007, 20:20

My shoes may now be covered in blood, but my hands are clean.

The guilty man voices his innocence the loudest. I say he's guilty.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #84 on:** 25 Oct 2007, 23:29 »

Vote Slick.

Yeah, I went there.

Slick · « **Reply #85 on:** 26 Oct 2007, 05:04 »

Quote from: thegreatbuddha on 25 Oct 2007, 23:21

The guilty man voices his innocence the loudest. I say he's guilty.

Exactly, and I am not innocent. I've killed a man before. Down in El Paso. Killed him for cheating at cards. But I ain't never, never I tell you, killed anybody in this here town. This town is my home. You do not piss in your own pool, not by a damn sight.
Gemm, I am hurt. After all these years, I am hurt to the core.

jhocking · « **Reply #86 on:** 26 Oct 2007, 06:19 »

jesus people look at his avatar, how much more obvious can you be

supersheep · « **Reply #87 on:** 26 Oct 2007, 06:40 »

MAFIA MURDER STRIKES TOWN
Supersheep, reporting from Capital City

A FRENZY HAS STRUCK NOWHERESVILLE, writes our Crime Correspondent, which has
been shocked by the callous mafia murder of Ballard, a young gentleman with no known
connections to organised crime. Mr Ballard had been hung by his jaw, a trademark pun-
ishment of the Plexington mob.
Suspicion immediately fell on RallyMonkey, another resident of the town. This intrepid
reporter spoke to a local in a spiffy suit who knew Mr. RallyMonkey, and was informed of
suspicious behaviour, although this character seemed pretty shady himself. RallyMonkey
may also have condemned himself out of his own mouth when he admitted in court to-
day that he was found with blood on his shoes.
FURTHER REPORTING PAGE NINE

Lines · « **Reply #88 on:** 26 Oct 2007, 07:15 »

^Nice one.

BALLARD! You are dead! There are no zombies in this game! Besides, zombies don't have coherent speech anyways, they only go, "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmgraaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhbrainssssssss." So hush, you. Jhocking, the same goes for you. We already tarred and feathered your ass, don't make me do it again.

For the record guys, we're only doing guilty/not guilty. We'll point fingers again next round. So you can be suspicious all you want, just make sure you say whether or not RallyMonkey is guilty or not guilty.

Definite responses: (Will update.)
Guilty - 5
Not Guilty - 1

Tyler · « **Reply #89 on:** 26 Oct 2007, 07:20 »

Gulity.

Liz · « **Reply #90 on:** 26 Oct 2007, 07:20 »

RallyMonkey is guilty.

mberan42 · « **Reply #91 on:** 26 Oct 2007, 08:33 »

Wait a minute, we have to vote for people, and then vote for them again? That seems like a lot of work. Knowing the way this forum works, this game will be lucky to be over by Christmas...

Anyways, the bastard is GUILTY.

Slick · « **Reply #92 on:** 26 Oct 2007, 08:37 »

Exactly. Which is why we just need to kill somebody and get it rolling.

Quote from: jhocking on 26 Oct 2007, 06:19

jesus people look at his avatar, how much more obvious can you be

Forget about it.

Lines · « **Reply #93 on:** 26 Oct 2007, 08:48 »

Yeah, that's why I'm doing the first 5 decides. And since RallyMonkey, you now have 5 votes that say you are guilty and only 1 not guilty, you are hereby sentenced to death by guillotine! Chop chop! Off with your head! Now we can get rolling, just like your head. Hurr.

Town! Go to sleep! Key roles, PM me your choices.

Slick · « **Reply #94 on:** 26 Oct 2007, 08:50 »

I don't know if that's quite fair...
I mean, how many non-mafia do the mafia then need convince to get a kill? I'm much more a fan of the 50% requirement to get something done, though I suppose five is fine to go to trial.
Also how many mafia are there anyways?

thegreatbuddha · « **Reply #95 on:** 26 Oct 2007, 08:54 »

One less than we started with

Lines · « **Reply #96 on:** 26 Oct 2007, 09:13 »

I'm doing 5 for each because I would actually like to finish the game. I honestly prefer 50% too, but like mberan said, this would last until Christmas if I did that. Also, since the way I've always played it you never knew how many mafia there are, I'm not going to say, but there are still more townspeople than key roles combined.

So for reference for the next round:
The first person to be accused 5 times will be sentenced.
The first decision (g/ng) with five votes is put into effect.
Every round, someone will be accused, even if no one is killed, and will followed by a trial.

Joseph · « **Reply #97 on:** 26 Oct 2007, 12:52 »

Don't we learn if he was guilty or not after we kill him?

Lines · « **Reply #98 on:** 26 Oct 2007, 13:06 »

Nope! Not until the end! You'll have to live with your conscience until then.

calenlass · « **Reply #99 on:** 26 Oct 2007, 13:54 »

Hey Ballard, are you up for vampirism? Or are you just cool with haunting things?

I think there is also an AM NAM NAM BRAAAAAINS option in the contract, too, but I am not sure about that one clause.

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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