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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #100 on: 04 Dec 2007, 09:17 »

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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #101 on: 04 Dec 2007, 13:16 »

I'd just like somebody to re-do my current avatar so that it's centred (I can't seem to do transparencies with any of the programs on my computer, which is annoying).

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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #102 on: 04 Dec 2007, 14:29 »

It doesn't work! Stupid forum program!!
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #103 on: 04 Dec 2007, 14:33 »

Dear Jeph perhaps you could change the SG into an EDS-1275 please? Because those things look FUCKING RAD, MAN.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #104 on: 04 Dec 2007, 17:36 »

Jeph, I just wanted to say that you are rad.

You.

Are.

Rad.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #105 on: 04 Dec 2007, 18:58 »

It doesn't work! Stupid forum program!!
You just suck.

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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #106 on: 04 Dec 2007, 19:26 »

My name's Joe Hocking and I'm smelly and nobody likes me.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #107 on: 04 Dec 2007, 19:38 »

an illustration of this quote from The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra:

"I've seen bears do things even a bear wouldn't do."
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #108 on: 04 Dec 2007, 19:47 »

Cookie Monster playing DS, please
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #109 on: 04 Dec 2007, 20:34 »

A lemon trying to advertise itself as a tasty snack.

Or maybe a penguin prostitute? all cigarette dangling from lip, pink crop top with one sleeve off the shoulder and that.

if you were to make either of these then I could finally get rid of that scary guy who isn't me currently on the left there under my name.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #110 on: 04 Dec 2007, 21:22 »

So, I'm an idiot, and didn't realize the 'not-related to qc'
So I want a duck, dueling another duck, dressed as ninjas.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #111 on: 04 Dec 2007, 21:23 »



THIS IS 10 KINDS OF AWESOME!

Thank you Jeph
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #112 on: 04 Dec 2007, 21:48 »

Thanos flipping the bird
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #113 on: 04 Dec 2007, 22:20 »

giant robot cupcake laying waste to los angeles
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #114 on: 04 Dec 2007, 22:23 »

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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #115 on: 05 Dec 2007, 00:21 »

Big Ben in a smoking jacket, drinking brandy and looking suave. Basically a cross between the London landmark and Noel Coward.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #116 on: 05 Dec 2007, 00:29 »

A mortified Winslow in a fursuit.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #117 on: 05 Dec 2007, 00:38 »

A black metal panda bear in a Burzum shirt holding an upside down cross and hailing satan profusely.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #118 on: 05 Dec 2007, 01:25 »

Jeph hasn't replied for a while because he thinks alcoholism is rad.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #119 on: 05 Dec 2007, 04:23 »

That's one thing we have in common. Perhaps a picture of Jeph's drink of choice beating up Amy Winehouse would be a nice avatar?
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #120 on: 05 Dec 2007, 05:06 »

That looks to me like he pressed "quote" instead of "modify". Easy mistake, it's happened to me more than once and if you're not on your guard then you won't even notice 'til you've pressed "post".

Yeah honestly I did that a few days ago and didn't notice until just now.

Sorry guys.  Sorry for failing.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #121 on: 05 Dec 2007, 06:05 »

Atomic Abraham Lincoln, I'll let you fill in the gaps.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #122 on: 05 Dec 2007, 08:12 »

This seems slightly relevant to your request.  So, I am compelled to link it.

http://www.bankholdup.com/LincolnChop2.jpg
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #123 on: 05 Dec 2007, 08:41 »

A distortion pedal (maybe a DS-1 or a Big Muff Pi?) shooting out laser beams.

PEW PEW PEW!
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #124 on: 05 Dec 2007, 10:48 »

The Swedish Chef wailing on some guitar would be great if you get the chance
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #125 on: 05 Dec 2007, 11:02 »

How about the Yelling Bird with S-Foils from Star Wars in place of its wings?  Possible?

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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #126 on: 05 Dec 2007, 16:02 »

I would like a pineapple looking sort of confused.

Barring that, I'd like a pair of legwarmers asking, "Why won't you let me die?"
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #127 on: 05 Dec 2007, 16:04 »

The Swedish Chef using a talkbox
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #128 on: 05 Dec 2007, 16:23 »

Yes plz. what JC said
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #129 on: 05 Dec 2007, 18:01 »

OOO how about the AIM logo guy locked in an epic duel with the dinosaur?? emoticon
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #130 on: 05 Dec 2007, 19:26 »

Your artistic interpretation of the line "I sneeze and hits come out"

"FUCKING BROKE MY SITAR MOTHERFUCKER" works just as well.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #131 on: 05 Dec 2007, 19:31 »

This thread is tumbling down into people just trying desperately to think of the most random crap. Bleh.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #132 on: 05 Dec 2007, 20:27 »

My god Manda, I just read through the second page of the thread and thought that before I read your post.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #133 on: 05 Dec 2007, 20:48 »

I think maybe Jeph has abandoned this thread. I don't blame him.

Anyway, no avatar will ever work on as many textual levels as my avatar.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #134 on: 06 Dec 2007, 00:32 »

Your artistic interpretation of the line "I sneeze and hits come out"

"FUCKING BROKE MY SITAR MOTHERFUCKER" works just as well.

hahahaha

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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #135 on: 06 Dec 2007, 01:21 »

or,

"Is that blood on you?"
"Yeah"
"From where?"
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #136 on: 06 Dec 2007, 02:07 »

This thread is tumbling down into people just trying desperately to think of the most random crap. Bleh.

d0o0o0ommmm!!!!

^^ me bein random again
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #137 on: 06 Dec 2007, 05:49 »

You're like so random lol.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #138 on: 06 Dec 2007, 06:23 »

I'd like a pair of legwarmers asking, "Why won't you let me die?"
Don't ignore all the second page suggestions guys, this one is actually awesome.

no avatar will ever work on as many textual levels as my avatar.
:-D
« Last Edit: 06 Dec 2007, 06:25 by jhocking »
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #139 on: 06 Dec 2007, 07:29 »

Draw me Sonic the Hedgehog running so fast around a loop that all you can see is his motion blurred. Draw me a blue circle!

Draw me a recreation of my closet and its contents from when I was 9!

I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL AND DRAW A PICTURE OF KIEFFER MAKING OUT WITH LUNCHBOX MAKING OUT WITH SKIBAS MAKING OUT WITH DORA ALGHLABGLAHGLAHGLAHGLHAGLGHALAH

Draw me Daxflame pleasuring himself to this!
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #140 on: 06 Dec 2007, 10:07 »

Anyway, no avatar will ever work on as many textual levels as my avatar.
You are totally right.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #141 on: 06 Dec 2007, 11:15 »

Damn you, Joe Hocking.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #142 on: 06 Dec 2007, 14:00 »

What are you upset about?

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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #143 on: 06 Dec 2007, 14:07 »

My panties aren't a windup toy.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #144 on: 06 Dec 2007, 14:26 »

Hey guys imagine if Jeph did everyone single one of these requests now and put them all in an epic post, it would put him down in history as the coolest person ever pretty much.
(Jeph honestly dude the comic can wait)
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #145 on: 06 Dec 2007, 14:29 »

Maybe instead of having christmas off he can draw them then.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #146 on: 06 Dec 2007, 14:42 »

I think I'm actually okay with him not drawing his dick now.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #147 on: 06 Dec 2007, 14:49 »

draw yourself as drawn by jim davis.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #148 on: 06 Dec 2007, 15:57 »

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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #149 on: 06 Dec 2007, 16:21 »

requesting Brain (pinky and the) playing the keyboard with a devo hat.
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