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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #50 on: 03 Dec 2007, 22:19 »

Scorpions playing baseball would make me eternally grateful.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #51 on: 03 Dec 2007, 22:20 »

Okay, so there's this guy, and he is hella wearing a deerstalker hat, and smoking a calabash pipe, and you're thinking "Dude this is Sherlock motherfucking Holmes!"
But it's not. The dude's face? A robot.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #52 on: 03 Dec 2007, 22:21 »

Daft Punk fucking with Kraftwerk
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #53 on: 03 Dec 2007, 22:33 »

[img width= height=]http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/thepugs.png[/img]
[img width= height=]http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/lordnagash.png[/img]
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #54 on: 03 Dec 2007, 22:41 »



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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #55 on: 03 Dec 2007, 22:44 »

My god that is brilliant.  It just became my avatar on every web-forum I post on.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #56 on: 03 Dec 2007, 22:47 »

A person having a twitching fit over bad grammar would make my life. 
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #57 on: 03 Dec 2007, 22:48 »

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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #58 on: 03 Dec 2007, 22:57 »

Your dick, man. I will wear your dick.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #59 on: 03 Dec 2007, 22:58 »

I love my dancing sandwich. Thanks, Jeph!
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #60 on: 03 Dec 2007, 23:04 »

The Brave Little Toaster, completely addicted to horrible drugs.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #61 on: 04 Dec 2007, 00:03 »

I forgot what I wanted so less work for you or whatever.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #62 on: 04 Dec 2007, 00:15 »

Something involving an octopus and a piece of toast please.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #63 on: 04 Dec 2007, 00:19 »

I'd like Winslow facing off against his evil twin, complete with villainous moustache for evil twisting.  That would be awesome.

Maybe battling with katanas?:)
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I mean, it would still suck, but at least it would suck creatively.

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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #64 on: 04 Dec 2007, 00:21 »

I sorta want to ask for a unicycle with fangs chasing Ray Smuckles, but I don't know how that would resize to avatar level without becoming incomprehensible.  I'd never use another icon or avatar on the internet for the rest of my life, though.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #65 on: 04 Dec 2007, 00:23 »

Danzig dressed as a french maid
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #66 on: 04 Dec 2007, 00:26 »

i would like a pink unicorn that is also a pirate.  please?

ps. the avatar of the two isopods kissing is way too cute.  if it was bigger i would probably set it as my desktop background so i could see it every time i turned my computer on.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #67 on: 04 Dec 2007, 00:35 »

[img width= height=]http://www.questionablecontent.net/avatards/lordnagash.png[/img]
Awesome, thanks!
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #68 on: 04 Dec 2007, 00:52 »

I'd like to think that mine was first because you did it first and it was the most inspiring.
Thanks, man.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #69 on: 04 Dec 2007, 02:26 »

I kind of want one of a kitten, a kitten geeking out. Preferably with a DS. That would be both adorable and nerdy.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #70 on: 04 Dec 2007, 02:31 »

I would like an avatar of Kim Jong-Il (yeah, I'm real original) playing a Fender Jaguar. Nothing's more badass than a dictator who makes his subjects ROCK OUT.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #71 on: 04 Dec 2007, 02:44 »

I would like a panda bear. Doing something that panda bears never do. Possibly a handstand, having sex, or... oh... I don't know. Playing N64. Because pandas are old school.

ooO! Or a bride doing something odd. That'd be stellar.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #72 on: 04 Dec 2007, 02:55 »

I uhm, am quite happy with my avatar actually. However, i applaud for the awesome avatars that are beeing churned out
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #73 on: 04 Dec 2007, 03:08 »

I would like a smiling poo frolicking in a sunny green field with a rainbow in the sky.
That will do nicely.
Thankyou Jeph.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #74 on: 04 Dec 2007, 03:31 »

an umbrella that is none too pleased with the fact that, after serving as a shield from the sun for humans his entire life, he has developed skin cancer and that he is going to die.

or a laptop eating fingers.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #75 on: 04 Dec 2007, 04:21 »

I'd just like somebody to re-do my current avatar so that it's centred (I can't seem to do transparencies with any of the programs on my computer, which is annoying).
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #76 on: 04 Dec 2007, 04:22 »

My next avatar was going to be this Sun City Girls album cover so I guess a drawn version of it would be pretty funky -



I probably missed the boat here.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #77 on: 04 Dec 2007, 04:43 »

H.P. Lovecraft in a thong, one hand behind his head, one hand on his hip. All slightly leaning back. Head tilted to the side.

If you're not too busy.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #78 on: 04 Dec 2007, 05:00 »

A dude rocking out with his bass guitar would be awesome.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #79 on: 04 Dec 2007, 05:09 »

I would like a picture of Jeph bitterly regretting his offer to personally create avatars for people as the requests keep rolling in like waves on the ocean.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #80 on: 04 Dec 2007, 05:10 »

A bunny contemplating world domination would be nice.

If not, then a picture that illustrates my name would work.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #81 on: 04 Dec 2007, 05:11 »

A bunny contemplating world domination would be nice.

If not, then a picture with something to do with my name.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #82 on: 04 Dec 2007, 05:14 »

What about a demonstration of the edit button?
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #83 on: 04 Dec 2007, 05:24 »

That looks to me like he pressed "quote" instead of "modify". Easy mistake, it's happened to me more than once and if you're not on your guard then you won't even notice 'til you've pressed "post".
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #84 on: 04 Dec 2007, 05:26 »

[double post]
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #85 on: 04 Dec 2007, 05:29 »

An Octopus or a squid playing like two or three guitars or basses at once
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #86 on: 04 Dec 2007, 05:41 »

I would love a drawing of myself...

Except with painting on my face like Bjork!(in volta)
I'll post pictures if you are interested.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #87 on: 04 Dec 2007, 06:10 »

Hu Jintao and Mao Zedong makin' out. Aaaaw yeah.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #88 on: 04 Dec 2007, 06:15 »

If you have time:

A monkey(or any primate(besides human), really) doing something horrific.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #89 on: 04 Dec 2007, 06:55 »

 Philippe from Achewood with a French Tickler over his head (the one on his neck).
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #90 on: 04 Dec 2007, 07:17 »

Cthulhu in a purple pimp suit and hat. Bonus points for skull-topped cane. I would be so happy to get rid of HAL over there. <--

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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #91 on: 04 Dec 2007, 07:26 »

If you're still making them, I would love a mischievous looking teapot. (Edit for spelling.)
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #92 on: 04 Dec 2007, 07:52 »

An Anthropomorphic Bottle of A1 Steak Sauce fucking a fat slab of beef.

A cubist rendition of that picture of Gollum fucking a porn star in the ass.

Two big ol' trees getting high.

Joe Strummer hitting Pete Wentz in the head with a guitar.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #93 on: 04 Dec 2007, 07:53 »

David Groehl's mic spitting him back in the face.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #94 on: 04 Dec 2007, 08:13 »

The world's largest diaphragm.

Goatse, but David the Gnome lives inside.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #95 on: 04 Dec 2007, 08:38 »

The dinosaur smiley fucking the standard happy smiley's brains out.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #96 on: 04 Dec 2007, 08:44 »

Man it takes me like 30 minutes to draw just a guitar headstock, Jeph's going to have headaches for months if the reply rate in here keeps going where it's going.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #97 on: 04 Dec 2007, 08:46 »

I'm pretty sure he expected this result. Otherwise he wouldn't have signed up for it.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #98 on: 04 Dec 2007, 08:47 »

If I'm not too late, I'd pretty much love one of any Biblical character dancing. Oh yeah.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #99 on: 04 Dec 2007, 08:54 »

The world's largest diaphragm.

Goatse, but David the Gnome lives inside.

Goatse, but with an isopod inside.
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