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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #50 on: 04 Dec 2007, 18:49 »

shave a half inch stripe across the middle of your head from ear to ear
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #51 on: 04 Dec 2007, 18:50 »

I also need hair advice! I really wanna cut it, either shorter or really short, because I'm sick and tired of this long hair, but I cannot seem to find any styles I think would look decent on me, because my face is weird (esp. in profile). I need something that either requires zero styling or something that requires easy styling that I can learn quickly (I've had this long hair for like 8-9 years, and have about zero experience with doing anything to hair). Also, I don't want to color it, because my natural color is about the only thing about it I like.

Pre-drying, that shows length: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/mariasha/Bilde255.jpg
The way it usually hangs: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/mariasha/Bilde252.jpg

Soo.. Any suggestions?
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #52 on: 04 Dec 2007, 18:53 »

Get something with layers Ladybug, maybe shoulder length or a little longer to start with, you can always go shorter later if you think you can handle it.

Squawk, I have no idea what to suggest.  An angled bob maybe?
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #53 on: 04 Dec 2007, 19:31 »

So my hair has been boring for like my entire life now. Give me something fun to do.

I would say you have the perfect face for bangs, and maybe cut the rest to about half of its length right now.
You have beautiful hair!
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #54 on: 04 Dec 2007, 19:51 »

squawk: asymmetrical bob, short in the back?
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #55 on: 04 Dec 2007, 20:40 »



Recently, I dyed my hair black and had it styled with an elvis-esque quiff that left the back and sides short and all the hair on top long. Unfortunately, this kind of quiff is very high maintenance and I was thinking of cutting my hair either really really short, or just quite short, or quite short but with a long fringe... I am not really sure.

All advice is very welcome!
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #56 on: 04 Dec 2007, 21:10 »

Dan, love, if you get a mohawk i will love you forever.

With dark hair, it's a lot of work to dye. I've done semi-permanent, permanent, peroxide and foils/highlights.

You should dye it, everyone has to try it some time. I'd avoid bleach and peroxide - it's high maintenance and kills your hair - and regrowth sucks on dark hair.

I don't know whether i should go lighter or not. Reddy-brown or chestnut or something? Also, not sure if I still like my fringe.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #57 on: 04 Dec 2007, 21:45 »

Honestly, I don't know if there is a better hairstyle for you headshape than the quiff.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #58 on: 04 Dec 2007, 23:58 »

Dear Ladybug,

You would look even cuter with a side part, a long swoopy fringe, and long layers slightly lower than your shoulders. It's very low-maintenence since it looks like you have pretty naturally straight hair, plus the fringe will highlight your badass high cheekbones, especially if you usually tuck your hair behind your ears. It might be annoying when you're bending over to have it in your face, but you get used to it suprisingly quick.

Miss Squawk, the squawkiest squawk,

Pull a Rihanna/Victoria Beckham-it's pretty sassy but I think you could pull it off really well!

Roddy,
What do you do that's super high-maintenence? You could probably get away with just putting a little pomade in then DONE!
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #59 on: 05 Dec 2007, 00:28 »

ah but with the sides short, you have to comb and re-comb it or it looks bedraggled and then you use too much pomade and it looks greasy and there is no way it will look good in the morning if you have to sleep at someone else's house.

oh, and it is very thick hair, like a monkey's, so the long bit on top at the back is getting really silly-looking.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #60 on: 05 Dec 2007, 01:54 »

Anna - spunky and short all the way with an angled fringe!

Rod - really short on the sides with it slightly longer at the front and top - but short enough that you can spike it up a bit.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #61 on: 05 Dec 2007, 04:34 »

anna!
get bangs!

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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #62 on: 05 Dec 2007, 09:25 »

I'm making an attempt to look employable you guys! Starting after this thread.

Here is me now:




My hair is a mess, ten inches at it's longest point, I haven't slept properly in weeks and I haven't seen sunlight in even longer. Just about all my clothing is black. My hair is brown, sometimes dark, sometimes very light, my skin is off-white and my eyes are a sharp blue. You just would NOT hire me.

Tell me how to look employable/smart/attractive/better/

I'm willing to cut my hair, dye my hair, buy a new wardrobe and get plastic surgery. GO.


Oh yeah, and Anna...get bangs! You'd look great.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #63 on: 05 Dec 2007, 09:33 »

Step one- go outside.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #64 on: 05 Dec 2007, 09:37 »

Working on it!
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #65 on: 05 Dec 2007, 11:15 »

Darryl here is what you do when you read this:

1. Do 10 push ups and 10 sit ups.
2. Go outside for one hour, walk around, climb trees, etc.
3. Get out of breath by running or whatever.
4. Wait 15 minutes, repeat step 3.
5. Repeat step 4.
6. At 11pm go to sleep. Set your alarm for 6am.
7. Wake up, get straight out of bed and do 20 push ups and 20 sit ups.
8. Have a shower.
9. Eat breakfast.
10. FACE THE DAY AHEAD.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #66 on: 05 Dec 2007, 11:24 »

Dan gives much better advice than me. Shoot.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #67 on: 05 Dec 2007, 12:50 »

dan, how much to hire you as my personal trainer?
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #68 on: 05 Dec 2007, 13:25 »



guys, I am in need of a new look, what do you guys think?
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #69 on: 05 Dec 2007, 13:31 »

Trim the chops up a bit neater, and mess with the front a bit. I think you've got essentially something which works for you, you just need to put a little more effort into it.
The look I'm trying to describe is pretty much like this, minus the silly eyebrow. Cute girl next to him/you is up to you!
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« Reply #70 on: 05 Dec 2007, 14:37 »

That dude is pretty fine.
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« Reply #71 on: 05 Dec 2007, 14:42 »

I know, right? He lives on my hall. He's an opera singer. With a British accent.
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« Reply #72 on: 05 Dec 2007, 14:43 »

Oh.

My.

God.

Please send him to Fargo right now.
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« Reply #73 on: 05 Dec 2007, 14:47 »

See Unosuke? YOU TOO CAN STIR THIS REACTION! (ps learn to sing)
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« Reply #74 on: 05 Dec 2007, 14:49 »

And fake the accent. That will make just about any girl swoon.
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« Reply #75 on: 05 Dec 2007, 15:16 »

And fake the accent. That will make just about any girl swoon.

Uh huh to everything but the fake. (It's gotta be real or not at all.)

But yeah, listen to red. Trim up the chops, get your hair trimmed and the sides a bit shorter, some wax or whatever is good for your hair, and you're good to go.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #76 on: 05 Dec 2007, 17:11 »

Wow, its getting um.. warm in here...
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #77 on: 05 Dec 2007, 17:17 »

The girl in that photo totally wants his bone.

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« Reply #78 on: 05 Dec 2007, 17:40 »

This is because he is ridiculously good looking. And sings, apparently.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #79 on: 05 Dec 2007, 19:23 »

OK, I am still conflicted about whether or not I should continue letting my hair grow or just go ahead and cut it. Here are pictures of me making silly faces!





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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #80 on: 05 Dec 2007, 19:28 »

I think you are edging dangerously into mushroom-hair range
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #81 on: 05 Dec 2007, 19:30 »

I say get it cut.
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« Reply #82 on: 05 Dec 2007, 19:31 »

See, Tommy, I knew you were full of shit.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #83 on: 05 Dec 2007, 20:05 »

Pretty tired of the way it is right now. I'd like to keep it at least a little long though. Direct me please.

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« Reply #84 on: 05 Dec 2007, 20:16 »

Bryan, this is my vote for you for hair length. Epic facial hair optional.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #85 on: 05 Dec 2007, 21:09 »

bryan, if you have too much hair you can get it cut and have more options
if you have too short hair you can't do anything
wait a couple weeks and we'll see what works for you
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #86 on: 06 Dec 2007, 00:54 »

Bryan, you don't need it cut shorter. You just need bits cut out of it so it doesn't start to look like a mushroom. You do look better with your hair longer. If I were in your position, I'd print one of the pictures that Amanda posted, take it to a decent hairdresser and show it to them. And remember, hair products are your friend!


Gene: Keep your hair long, lose some of the volume, lose some of the length at the back. I think. I'm not a girl, so you shouldn't listen to me, obviously. I just think that longer works in your favour.

Unosuke: Listen to them!

Dan: Cheers, doing it. Only, I'm going to start at 40 of each, is that okay? That doesn't help me with my hair though.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #87 on: 06 Dec 2007, 00:59 »

Yeah, I didn't know how good you were at push ups and stuff considering you've been wasting away. It is basically my system for rebooting a person.

Re: the hair, I don't know what to suggest except maybe a fringe trim?

dan, how much to hire you as my personal trainer?

Huuugs!
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« Reply #88 on: 06 Dec 2007, 01:06 »

Gene: Keep your hair long, lose some of the volume, lose some of the length at the back. I think. I'm not a girl, so you shouldn't listen to me, obviously. I just think that longer works in your favour.

How do I do this? With the help of a haircut? Hair product? Maintenance?

Which exactly?
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #89 on: 06 Dec 2007, 01:23 »

With fire.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #90 on: 06 Dec 2007, 01:24 »

No man we already saw what fire does to a head.

Yes, I am referring to your avatar. Baldy.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #91 on: 06 Dec 2007, 01:29 »

Take volume away from the back by trimming the length and adding layers. Products only seem to work if you want to increase volume, or make your hair look flat. Flat hair isn't a good look for anybody.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #92 on: 06 Dec 2007, 01:32 »

Dan: Cheers, doing it. Only, I'm going to start at 40 of each, is that okay? That doesn't help me with my hair though.

40 is fine if you can handle it comfortably.  I don't know how strong or in shape you are so I can't judge that.  I would strongly recommend NOT maxing out (or coming anywhere close to it) on your first day, though.  If you max out, you'll be too sore to do any pushups at all the next day, or the day after that, and it will be very easy for it to end up being a one-time thing that doesn't help you at all.  If you start well within your abilities, though, and increase very gradually, you'll be able to keep doing them every day until in the long run you can do far more than you ever thought.

I know this has nothing to do with hair, sorry. [/hijack]
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« Reply #93 on: 06 Dec 2007, 01:35 »

Yeah dude, 40 push-ups is beast for someone who hasn't worked out in a long time/ever and 40 sit-ups will leave you so sore, you won't have the ability (or desire) to do any physical activity for the next few days.
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« Reply #94 on: 06 Dec 2007, 01:51 »

I've been doing pull-ups this week, I'm confident that I can do two sets of 20 sit-ups/push-ups in a day.
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« Reply #95 on: 06 Dec 2007, 01:54 »

Oh, in a day, sure. I thought you meant in a row.
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« Reply #96 on: 06 Dec 2007, 14:58 »

Ah, I see what you mean now, yeah, that should be no problem.  Two sets of 20 is not even remotely as hard as one set of 40 which is what I thought you meant.  Proceed!
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« Reply #97 on: 06 Dec 2007, 15:04 »

I remember when I could do 50 push ups in a minute. That was about 2 years ago.
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« Reply #98 on: 06 Dec 2007, 15:14 »

In highschool I would routinely do 100 pushups at a time (practices for a varsity sport every season.) I miss being fit.

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« Reply #99 on: 06 Dec 2007, 15:23 »

We miss you being fit too, Joe, but that is not about hair and I'm about to get really pissed off.

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