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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #100 on: 01 Jan 2008, 01:39 »

-GET LAID
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #101 on: 01 Jan 2008, 01:58 »

you bastards. getting laid is so easy. SO easy.


being loved... that's an achievement.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #102 on: 01 Jan 2008, 02:15 »

I don't think so.

toA 16 year ood gettin glaid is no easy task :)

It seems like getting laid is easier for girls

I MAYB E WRONG
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #103 on: 01 Jan 2008, 02:56 »

19 years and counting, man.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #104 on: 01 Jan 2008, 04:54 »

...both our birthdays this week...
I'm gonna go get the good noose.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #105 on: 01 Jan 2008, 08:15 »

It seems like getting laid is easier for girls
Not a good lay however.

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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #106 on: 01 Jan 2008, 08:50 »

you bastards. getting laid is so easy. SO easy.

Hey!

You're a cute girl, it's much easier for you.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #107 on: 01 Jan 2008, 12:31 »

Aw crap.. I broke one of mine already.

I suck at this.  :|
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #108 on: 01 Jan 2008, 15:36 »

I'm gonna go get the good noose.

How funny, I've got a gallows in my backyard that we can use!
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #109 on: 01 Jan 2008, 16:46 »

Do awesome things online- like get more members on my forum, do charity projects, start up new websites, draw on fancomic, etc.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #110 on: 01 Jan 2008, 22:48 »

find a new apartment
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #111 on: 01 Jan 2008, 23:56 »

1. Get a fucking job
2. Get new friends
3. Get into a good school f'real this time
4. Enjoy self and/or try not to be such a moody downer all the time
5. Buy Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, play it.
6. Figure out what to do with life.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #112 on: 02 Jan 2008, 00:00 »

Here's my 100% for serials list,(even though it's already 2008 now):
-New Friends
-Girl Friend
-Better At Guitar
-Figure out what I'm doing after high school
-Try to like who I am more
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #113 on: 02 Jan 2008, 00:28 »

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Likely:

- Practice bass and become half decent
- Join a band (drumming or bassing) and play at least one gig (this was last year's broken resolution)
- Succesfully flirt with someone
- Moar tattoos

Slightly less likely:

- Be in a good, healthy relationship for more than 3 months
- Save money for something big
- Move out of home

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- Move to Brisbane

Likely:

Played in 2 bands, flirted a fair bit, got two tattoos, booked in for another.

Less likely:

Yes, woo! Several things, Nope. That being said, the reason I didn't was pretty cool (Started back in full-time education)

Sky-pie:

Nope, but I did visit!

This year?

I don't really do resolutions anymore, but I did decide to give myself some new year's "suggestions." I wanna learn how to DJ and maybe play some house parties, and I want to do more drugs, drink less but more often, and smoke more but not get addicted. I want to not fuck up my audio engineering course as well.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #114 on: 02 Jan 2008, 00:59 »

Dovey the answer to all those things is to come over here and visit us again.

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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #115 on: 02 Jan 2008, 07:47 »

you bastards. getting laid is so easy. SO easy.

So uh Kari, we're definitely hanging out this summer, yeah?
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #116 on: 02 Jan 2008, 20:25 »

it is too late, but!

- i want to read more books

- i want a bmi of 19.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #117 on: 02 Jan 2008, 23:13 »

I could use a few fuckton more pounds myself.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #118 on: 03 Jan 2008, 03:10 »

Learn to drive ( i really can't be arsed but my main christmas present was driving lessons)
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #119 on: 03 Jan 2008, 11:25 »

- find out what I really want to do in life, even if it means quitting grad school
-get better social skills. I'm not shy anymore, I'm just really really awkward.
-join some clubs, meet people in this new gosh awful town I moved too this year.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #120 on: 04 Jan 2008, 17:41 »

I guess I could actually throw a regular-type resolution in here. It's starting to really bug me that all the pictures I ever take that are not on the timer function (and many that are) suck. Either they are blurry or out of focus or just plain poor quality. I want to figure out enough to either fix this or determine that this is my camera and not me.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #121 on: 04 Jan 2008, 18:09 »

1) Be a better girlfriend
2) Get more involved with the feminism community
3) Smoke less
4) Be committed to school
5) Do more drugs
6) Excercise more
7) Travel more and have more adventure
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #122 on: 04 Jan 2008, 19:29 »

- Learn to do the robot
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #123 on: 05 Jan 2008, 07:52 »

- Study tech that will help with my job.
- Learn how to use a decent music app like Ableton, Reason or both.
- Think of things to do with friends rather than waiting for them to suggest them.
- Write at least one short story in one of the settings I have created.  It can be a draft.  It can be rough.  I just need to write something.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #124 on: 05 Jan 2008, 19:00 »

- Think of things to do with friends rather than waiting for them to suggest them.

This should really be on my list too.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #125 on: 05 Jan 2008, 23:11 »

Got one to add to my own:

- Write at least one song verse every day
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #126 on: 05 Jan 2008, 23:31 »

Christ, man, good luck with that. I've written a shit-ton of music but it can take me anywhere from a week to a month to write lyrics. Shit, I've got some songs that I started last year that still don't have lyrics I'm happy with.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #127 on: 06 Jan 2008, 00:02 »

Yeah, that's why I want to write at least two pairs of couplets a day, whether or not they suck. Practice, for one, and eventually I'll have a huuuuge selection to choose from. It'll be like one of those books with the different eyes and noses and mouths and stuff, you just have to mix and match and find the ones that relate the best.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #128 on: 06 Jan 2008, 00:10 »

get and stay organized...

maybe start drinking.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #129 on: 06 Jan 2008, 12:17 »

In a few years, maybe a few decades you'll have the opposite of the latter resolution.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #130 on: 06 Jan 2008, 21:18 »

On December 30th, I drunkenly resolved to stay single in 2008.  My best friend gave me a high five when I said this, so I am committed.  This is my official resolution. 
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #131 on: 07 Jan 2008, 16:32 »

I never officially made a resolution so I wouldn't be disappointed a few months down the road.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #132 on: 07 Jan 2008, 18:01 »

I think my only resolution is to stay organized. Towards the end of last year I cleaned my room really, really well and now I don't want it to get all messy again. I've kept it all neat and together since then!
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #133 on: 07 Jan 2008, 18:20 »

On December 30th, I drunkenly resolved to stay single in 2008.  My best friend gave me a high five when I said this, so I am committed.  This is my official resolution.

Single? What about flings though?

I need to know for my friend.

My friend um, Timmybski. Again.
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« Reply #134 on: 07 Jan 2008, 18:22 »

Jeez, Timmy sure likes to have his flings. You should get him some counseling or something.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #135 on: 07 Jan 2008, 18:29 »

Typically square monogamous attitude.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #136 on: 07 Jan 2008, 21:15 »

It's okay, tell your friend Timmy he's got my support on flings in all their glory.



As long as they are protected.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #137 on: 08 Jan 2008, 04:16 »

He always washes his hands afterwards.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #138 on: 08 Jan 2008, 07:07 »

guys i think it is important you all know that since resolving to start flossing i have, in fact, flossed every single day of 2008 thus far.
this probably doesn't sound too impressive but it's a huge accomplishment to me considering i have probably flossed more this month than i ever have in my entire pre-2008 life.
surely some of you share my feelings on this. flossing is hard. also, kind of a weird word once you write it a few times.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #139 on: 08 Jan 2008, 08:19 »

shit I haven't flossed in a while, I better get on that.

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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #140 on: 08 Jan 2008, 12:35 »

Added resolution: buy floss. use floss.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #141 on: 08 Jan 2008, 13:32 »

I hate flossing so much, it makes my teeth hurt for hours afterward. And this is doing it the way the dentist recommended me to. So either I'm just too sensitive, or my dentist is a sadistic bastard who gets off on other people's tooth pain, which honestly is how I've always imagined them all to be anyway,
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #142 on: 08 Jan 2008, 16:12 »

Flossing is still better than using a toothpick that will scratch the enamel coating off your teeth.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #143 on: 08 Jan 2008, 16:13 »

Man i'm never using a toothpick again. I fucking LOVE enamel.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #144 on: 09 Jan 2008, 02:04 »

i am staying out of rehab.... seriously my friends are starting to get worried about my substances abuse so its time to clean up my act before things get tragic

also i am moving 2000km away, which doesnt sound that impressive apart from the fact that ive lived in the one town all my life and will be moving there with nowhere to live and no job .... its gunna take some balls but my resolution is to DO IT
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #145 on: 11 Jan 2008, 15:10 »

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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #146 on: 11 Jan 2008, 16:00 »

In a few years, maybe a few decades you'll have the opposite of the latter resolution.

thats the point

I'll need a good resolution later in life.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #147 on: 11 Jan 2008, 16:04 »

Man i'm never using a toothpick again. I fucking LOVE enamel.

Do you also like to color (quite a lot)?
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #148 on: 11 Jan 2008, 21:51 »

MY RESOLUTION IS TO GET HEALTHIER WHILE STILL DESTOYING MYSELF WITH ALCOHOL AND DRUGS
This is the only resolution worth making.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions 2008 Edition
« Reply #149 on: 23 Jan 2008, 18:00 »

New Years Goals 2008

1.)  Become financially stable by eradicating all current debt and being choosy about new purchases, keeping a receipt log and monthly expense report, and only eat out on weekends.
2.)  Start a Roth IRA with Mutual investments, preferably while the market is down so I can buy low.
3.)  Eat healthier, and make Michael eat healthier.
4.)  Get and utilize health insurance.
5.)  GRADUATE
6.)  Research job opportunities for people with Neuroscience/Cognitive Science degrees that make at least $75K to start.
7.)  Effectively use the semester off and enjoy not being a student for the first time since I was four.
8.)  Make ABSOLUTELY no babies and maybe get married.
9.)  Take animals to vet when they look sick, instead of using Magic Mommy Dust to cure them.

That's a lot more than I thought previously...
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