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IT'S THE PIE RACE
« on: 28 Dec 2007, 18:44 »

YOU BAKE A PIE AS FAST AS YOU CAN
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #1 on: 28 Dec 2007, 18:46 »

WEAR IT ON YOUR HEAD, LIKE A HAT
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #2 on: 28 Dec 2007, 18:51 »

YOU RIDE A UNICYCLE

I really should glock this thread you assholes.
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #3 on: 28 Dec 2007, 18:52 »

The unicycle... it is fresh like a onion.  A super onion. 

Dan out.
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #4 on: 28 Dec 2007, 19:01 »

IT'S THE PIE RACE.
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #5 on: 28 Dec 2007, 19:02 »

YOU DON'T LET DAN OR JEPH RIDE THE UNICYCLE BECAUSE THEY WILL PROBABLY HARM THEMSELVES


IT'S THE PIE RACE
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #6 on: 28 Dec 2007, 19:07 »

THE PIE IS A LIE!
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #7 on: 28 Dec 2007, 19:18 »

CAN I RIDE THE UNICYCLE THOUGH, LUNCH
I AM NOT JEPH OR DAN

ALSO THE PIE IS VERY REAL. ALTHOUGH IT IS SALAD PIE AND A BIT ODD
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #8 on: 28 Dec 2007, 19:39 »

NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE PIE RACE
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #9 on: 28 Dec 2007, 19:45 »

I HAVE A HAT THAT IS PERFECT FOR THIS SITUATION





NOBODY UNDERSTANDS IT
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #10 on: 28 Dec 2007, 19:46 »

you are my new hero
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #11 on: 28 Dec 2007, 20:21 »

YOU WRITE A SONG ABOUT THE PIE
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #12 on: 28 Dec 2007, 20:35 »

YOU PUT THE PIE TO BED AFTER MANY FAUTHFUL YEARS OF SERVICE.
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #13 on: 28 Dec 2007, 20:45 »

You beat a dead joke untilnits not funny anymore
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #14 on: 28 Dec 2007, 20:46 »

You get too drunk to recognise subtleties.

You go to 4chan.
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #15 on: 28 Dec 2007, 21:20 »

PUT THE PIE ON YOUR HEAD
GO WEST
GO EAST
GO WEST
GO EAST
GO NORTH
GO SOUTH
GET DYSENTERY
EAT PIE TO HEAL THYSELF
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #16 on: 28 Dec 2007, 22:17 »

1. YOU BAKE A PIE
2. YOU PUT IT ON YOUR HEAD
3.  :?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PIE RACE
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #17 on: 28 Dec 2007, 23:43 »

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fuck the pie race
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #18 on: 29 Dec 2007, 00:21 »

or make out with me
right now
please

no
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #19 on: 29 Dec 2007, 01:12 »

Slick wins forum poet of the year.

(Ugh, I completely blanked on your name.  Sorry.)
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #20 on: 29 Dec 2007, 01:59 »

I always forget his name too, and he is one of my favorite posters.




About this pie race....Do you have to actually bake the pie? Because I have a non-bake one, I could whip up pretty fast.
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #21 on: 29 Dec 2007, 02:04 »

Poor James, all unappreciated. Don't worry, I will remember your name.

Is this the one where you dress in red, white and blue? I never understood the Pie Race...
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #22 on: 29 Dec 2007, 02:06 »

I have a pie waiting in the fridge, no racing required. Technical knockout!

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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #23 on: 29 Dec 2007, 03:37 »

I AM A PIE. RACE ME. LALALA.
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #24 on: 29 Dec 2007, 05:41 »

I want a unicycle :/
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #25 on: 29 Dec 2007, 06:56 »

Get a job. Buy one. You lazy fuck.
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #26 on: 29 Dec 2007, 07:15 »

I don't have pie.

But I have cake.
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #27 on: 29 Dec 2007, 07:29 »

THIS IS THE PIE RACE, NOT THE CAKE RACE.
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #28 on: 29 Dec 2007, 08:10 »

I want a unicycle :/

I'll sell you mine for 40 + pp.
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #29 on: 29 Dec 2007, 08:27 »

THE CAKE IS A LIE. THE PIE IS REAL.

IT'S THE PIE RACE.
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #30 on: 29 Dec 2007, 10:28 »

HOW ABOUT WE EAT THE UNICYCLE AND RIDE THE PIE?
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #31 on: 29 Dec 2007, 10:37 »

Get a job. Buy one. You lazy fuck.

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« Last Edit: 29 Dec 2007, 10:45 by Sir Tacopuss »
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #32 on: 29 Dec 2007, 11:54 »

Phase 1 - Bake pie
Phase 2 - ???
Phase 3 - Profit

... I think this shall be my new business plan. Now what could phase 2 be?
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #33 on: 29 Dec 2007, 11:55 »

Nobody understands phase 2.

Note: phase 2 is not the pie race.

Nobody understands that either.
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #34 on: 29 Dec 2007, 11:58 »

Uh... so it's the sky race? I don't understand :(
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #35 on: 29 Dec 2007, 12:03 »

YOU KILL THE HORSE

YOU BEAT THE HORSE



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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #36 on: 29 Dec 2007, 12:06 »

In that order?
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #37 on: 29 Dec 2007, 12:16 »

WHEN DO THE PANTS COME OFF?

I'M CONFUSED
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #38 on: 29 Dec 2007, 13:06 »

BECAUSE IT LOOKS FUNNY.
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #39 on: 29 Dec 2007, 13:11 »

THE PANTS COME OFF WHILE YOU BAKE THE PIE
IT'S LIKE STRIP POKER, BUT WITH PIE INSTEAD OF POKER
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #40 on: 29 Dec 2007, 14:23 »

I ALWAYS PREFERRED STRIP STEEPLECHASE.
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #41 on: 29 Dec 2007, 14:32 »

HOW ABOUT A ROUND OF STRIP STRIPTEASE?
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« Reply #42 on: 29 Dec 2007, 19:50 »

This is my new favorite thread.
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #43 on: 30 Dec 2007, 11:38 »

STRIP CHEESECAKE!
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #44 on: 30 Dec 2007, 11:42 »

SIR
I DARESAY THAT YOU HAVE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING QUITE BRILLIANT
HOW EXACTLY WOULD STRIP CHEESECAKE WORK
I LIKE YOUR IDEAS AND WOULD LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR NEWSLETTER
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #45 on: 30 Dec 2007, 16:08 »

>THE PIE WAS EATEN BY A GRUE
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #46 on: 30 Dec 2007, 16:55 »

DAMNIT DUDE THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T TURN THE LIGHTS OFF IN THE KITCHEN.
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #47 on: 30 Dec 2007, 18:11 »

> THE GRUE TURNED INTO A PIE
« Last Edit: 30 Dec 2007, 18:12 by n0t_r0bert_b0yle!! »
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #48 on: 30 Dec 2007, 18:35 »

if (fork()) {
   exec(while (true) {
     > THE PIE WAS EATEN BY A GRUE
     > THE GRUE TURNED INTO A PIE
   })
} else {
  CONTINUE THREAD
}
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Re: IT'S THE PIE RACE
« Reply #49 on: 30 Dec 2007, 18:45 »

I DON'T UNDERSTAND, GUYS.
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