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[Johnny C]

CHALLENGE PISSING

[a pack of wolves]

I know a guy who, when battered, was genuinely convinced he could piss right over a mountain and was arguing with people animatedly when they disagreed. He eventually managed the feat of pissing off a bridge.

[Johnny C]

On New Year's Eve, I loudly proclaimed that, "Star Trek: The Next Generation is seven dicks, but I am eight dicks."

Monday was not my proudest night.

[RallyMonkey]

I've rode with Snoop Dogg on an elevator.

The bassist from The Thermals pushed my girlfriend out of the way.

[Kytt]

I used to intern at Troma Entertainment, so I've met some cool people, one of which just happened to be walking past the Troma building and didn't go inside (Gilbert Gottfried). I've also met Adam West, Ron Jeremy, and an adult film actress by the name of Ataria Starling through Troma- all when I worked at a convention they attended called Chiller Theatre.

I also met John Turturro when I was interning at GreeneStreet Films. Weird guy.

[öde]

Yeah but how far can you piss?

[jhocking]

 
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[Narr]

i can't piss very far, to be honest.  accuracy over distance, i always say

[Liz]

Challenge pissing isn't very fair to the women of the board. Can we switch to a different competition?

[valley_parade]

Chipping accuracy? *waves 9 iron about*

[Liz]

I say we just stick to number of famous people met, because I might have a chance at that one.

Also I suck at golf.

[Patrick]

Challenge pissing isn't very fair to the women of the board. Can we switch to a different competition?

What, just 'cause you're a girly-type means you can't pee?

[mummbly_joe]

I play a mean game of mini golf.

[Liz]

What, just 'cause you're a girly-type means you can't pee?

No, it just means that we can't really do anything special while peeing.

[öde]

I play a mean game of mini golf.

Tommy would definitely lose.

[a pack of wolves]

I used to intern at Troma Entertainment

I hate you. I hate you so much.

[redglasscurls]

Kytt, I've met Ron Jeremy as well, though I rather wish I hadn't. He came to be the pro side in a debate about pornography at the student center on campus (where I work) and he made a pass at me in the greenroom. He is fat and greasy and horrible.

[thehollow]

apparently I'm somehow related to Larry Bird (my great-grandma's third cousin is his mother in law or something). Other than that, I really got nothing. I saw Danny Glover in an airport once, and that's about it.

[mummbly_joe]

A guy that I work with ran into Bruce Campbell at the airport, I didnt belive him untill he showed me proof in the for of a picture. I can honestly say that I am extremly jelouse.

[jhocking]

A guy I know got Bruce Campbell to sign his gf's boobs.

[jhocking]

Alternatively, one could say he convinced his gf to let Bruce Campbell sign her boobs.

[jhocking]

Actually, I'm pretty sure all parties involved were pleased.

[ohsweetjesusno]

I saw Bobby Lee at a Radiohead concert. I didn't know it was him at first, so I was vaguely confused as to why I recognized him.

[BobJoeJim]

As long as we're on the subject of things we ourselves weren't involved in, but that involve Bruce Campbell: a friend of mine who has a tech support business has been to Bruce Campbell's house multiple times to fix his computer and stuff.

[RobbieOC]

I've rode with Snoop Dogg on an elevator.

I rode in an elevator with the Supertones.

The O.C. Supertones

[Kytt]

I used to intern at Troma Entertainment

I hate you. I hate you so much.

Why?

Kytt, I've met Ron Jeremy as well, though I rather wish I hadn't. He came to be the pro side in a debate about pornography at the student center on campus (where I work) and he made a pass at me in the greenroom. He is fat and greasy and horrible.

The adult film actress that I know (who is actually a really nice girl- we spent the majority of the time chatting it up since she was selling her shit at the Troma booth) mentioned that she and Ron Jeremy were on a panel together once and he tried to fist her under the table as they were on stage.

Needless to say, I lol'd.

[mummbly_joe]

All these bruce campbell stories make me sad because I have been a fan since I was like 8. All the other little girls had crushes on JTT and Deven sawa but not me. Nooooo. I had to have a crush on the guy that killed the undead in that super sweet movie. ( Army of darkness is the greatest movie ever).

[jhocking]

Army of darkness is the greatest movie ever.

so close

[Cam]

No, it just means that we can't really do anything special while peeing.

The tubes of the interweb disagree with you.

http://nbtsc.org/~ganimede/stp.html

"Eventually you may become good enough to be able to write your name in the snow. (yes I've done this!) Hope this insight helps."

[Kytt]

I think I could've gone my entire life without ever finding necessity to read that, and yet there it is.

[SeanBateman]

Hey Kieffer, how far can you piss?

Like fuckin, 60 feet.

[FUBAR]

No, it just means that we can't really do anything special while peeing.

The tubes of the interweb disagree with you.

http://nbtsc.org/~ganimede/stp.html

"Eventually you may become good enough to be able to write your name in the snow. (yes I've done this!) Hope this insight helps."

You're an awful awful man


you happy now dirk? lol

[SeanBateman]

That is not how you spell Awful.

[Caiphana]

*rolls eyes at entire thread*

Hell, I'm a celebrity. WHOOO HOO, everyone line up for my autograph!

I've always wondered what the attraction in asking people for their autograph is. I'm fairly certain it's not worth anything... is it just to prove that you met them?

[Jimmy the Squid]

It's worth stuff when they die.

I think it's more a sentimental thing, a tangible piece of evidence that you met someone who, on the basis of how many people have heard of them, is better than you. I kinda understand why celebrities get mad at being asked for autographs but it doesn't mean they are bad people, maybe they were just having a bad day, you know?

[Kytt]

Off-topic: Jimmy, for some reason when I looked at your avatar it looked like a picture of a piece of cake from a really weird perspective.


...


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Brb cake.

[mummbly_joe]

Squid. cake. Same thing.

[a pack of wolves]

I hate you. I hate you so much.

Why?

Because you have been to the magical land where they created The Toxic Avenger and Chopper Chicks In Zombietown. I have not.

[BobJoeJim]

Hey Kieffer, how far can you piss?

Like fuckin, 60 feet.

So you can fuck 60 feet as well?  Is that all at once?

[Caiphana]

I think it's more a sentimental thing, a tangible piece of evidence that you met someone who, on the basis of how many people have heard of them, is better than you. I kinda understand why celebrities get mad at being asked for autographs but it doesn't mean they are bad people, maybe they were just having a bad day, you know?

I guess that makes sense.

I would think that celebrities don't like signing things sometimes because they might think that you're just going to turn around and sell it on eBay. That would kinda tick me off.

[Kytt]

I hate you. I hate you so much.

Why?

Because you have been to the magical land where they created The Toxic Avenger and Chopper Chicks In Zombietown. I have not.

Oh, yeah, it's a pretty cool place. They have dildos and fake tits in their marketing and sales room.

Oh, right, and you wanna start hating me even more? I'm on the intros to 5 of their DVDs, including the 21st anniversary of The Toxic Avenger- I played Toxie, though they redubbed the voice and I was in the costume. I'm also in Class of Nuke'Em High 2, the French release of Evil Clutch, Pot Zombies, and Tromadance Volume 3... or 2... I forget. Ataria Starling, the adult film actress I keep mentioning, is on the cover of it, that's all I remember.

Good times...

[jhocking]

I would think that celebrities don't like signing things sometimes because they might think that you're just going to turn around and sell it on eBay. That would kinda tick me off.

Man I would be so jazzed to find out people were selling objects with my autograph on ebay.

[SeanBateman]

Hey Kieffer, how far can you piss?

Like fuckin, 60 feet.

So you can fuck 60 feet as well?  Is that all at once?

I can fuck a girl in the ass, go through her intestines, out her mouth, and then pee on her chest.

[Cartilage Head]

 I post on forums where this Internet-famous comic writing guy posts.

[Lunchbox]

One time I got an email from Rstevens.

[Cam]

You're an awful, awful man

Awww... you only say that because it is true.

[calenlass]

I once got a very drunken foot massage from JRo! Although I think he must have been way more pissed than the nigh-empty growler he'd brought with him led me to believe, because having met him several times since I don't think he ever remembers who I am.

[doki]

OH! i forgot this one for the wrestling fans.  My cousin is married to of Jimmy "superfly" Snuka's cousins.  he's a pretty cool guy, a little crazy, but cool

[jodizzle]

The only (remotely) famous person i've met is Bill Oddie, and that was in Ikea in Wembley.

How's that for a claim to fame.

!!!!!!!

I heart the Goodies.

Also I have never met anyone famous.
I could have met Nick Cave but my brother was all nooooooooo I dont want to go to the Pancake Manour after the show, I spend all my time there wooorrrkiiiingg. Waaaah.  And then his friends went and Nick Cave was there and he was angry because the bar wasn't open and he couldnt get any booze.

[Caiphana]

I rode in an elevator with the Supertones.

The O.C. Supertones

Nice, man. Nice.

I went to a concert of theirs when I was like twelve, and hung out in The Underground and watched them practice a couple times.