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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #50 on: 12 Jan 2008, 15:31 »

You shouldn't forget people with disabilities, glandular disorders massively faulty genetic codes or the obese, they to will be a burden.
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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #51 on: 12 Jan 2008, 15:44 »

Definitely, the obese could be tied to treadmills and forced to run and generate power for the world until they are no longer obese. The rest could used as bio fuels or turned into fertiliser.
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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #52 on: 12 Jan 2008, 16:12 »

Man, this thread makes a great case for anarchy.
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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #53 on: 12 Jan 2008, 16:38 »

If I ruled the world. I would make communism work, if only to prove to my friends that it can.

Oh and then I would probably just steal the rest of my laws from this thread.
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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #54 on: 12 Jan 2008, 19:49 »

THIS WAS A MISPOST. BUT NOW I WILL TELL YOU WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE IF CHRASSTOR ROOLED THE WOORLD>

If I ruled the world, I would go into bars and get drunk and beat up. Bouncers couldn't card me because I rule the world.
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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #55 on: 12 Jan 2008, 20:32 »

If I ruled the world, the world would be a moderately sized porpoise instead of a world. Things would be a lot simpler if the world was just a porpoise.
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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #56 on: 12 Jan 2008, 21:44 »

If the world was a porpoise where would it swim? Space? So its a space porpoise now? Jeez, getting a bit complicated.
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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #57 on: 12 Jan 2008, 22:05 »

I would make everyone pro skub.
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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #58 on: 12 Jan 2008, 22:08 »

If the world was a porpoise where would it swim?

It wouldn't.
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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #59 on: 12 Jan 2008, 22:20 »

Man, this thread makes a great case for anarchy.

I actually don't work in an office building.  Nor have I ever been in a cubicle.

But it was worth it to start this thread.
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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #60 on: 12 Jan 2008, 22:21 »

He lied to us!


















....kill him.
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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #61 on: 13 Jan 2008, 01:27 »

If I ruled the world I'd take a dump any damn place I pleased.  Because just once I'd like to be the pigeon and not the car.

Steps of the Capitol building?  The Eiffel Tower?  Donald Trump's hair?  All poop pwned.

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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #62 on: 13 Jan 2008, 01:36 »

Shitting on Donald Trump's head is by far the best answer in this thread so far. Bravo, sir.
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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #63 on: 13 Jan 2008, 05:19 »

If the world was a porpoise where would it swim?

It wouldn't.


So it would just fall. This doesn't sound like a porpoise to me... It sounds more like falling meat.
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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #64 on: 13 Jan 2008, 09:08 »

Things don't fall in space!  The porpoise would take the earth's place in gravitational relation to the sun. 
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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #65 on: 13 Jan 2008, 09:09 »

It'd have to be a bloody huge porpoise.
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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #66 on: 13 Jan 2008, 09:22 »

Technically it would be falling towards the sun endlessly which is what the earth is doing just now. It just gets called orbiting.
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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #67 on: 13 Jan 2008, 09:32 »

It'd have to be a bloody huge porpoise.
Also very fast moving.

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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #68 on: 13 Jan 2008, 11:21 »

If the world was a porpoise where would it swim?

It wouldn't.

That's kind of sad. It'd have all this space, but would be stuck in orbit.
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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #69 on: 13 Jan 2008, 11:25 »

I want to hug a porpoise now.
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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #70 on: 13 Jan 2008, 11:34 »

No no, see this metaphor should make you want to hug the earth.

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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #71 on: 13 Jan 2008, 11:56 »

Porpoises are cuter.
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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #72 on: 13 Jan 2008, 12:14 »

If it misinterpreted your hug, the porpoise could get frisky and then bite you.

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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #73 on: 13 Jan 2008, 19:07 »

I've always been fond of the idea that Wednesday be Pope Hat and Pipe day.
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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #74 on: 13 Jan 2008, 19:09 »

I'd kill everyone.
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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #75 on: 13 Jan 2008, 19:17 »

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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #76 on: 13 Jan 2008, 19:26 »

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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #77 on: 13 Jan 2008, 19:48 »

Wow.  That would be wild. 
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Re: If you ruled the world
« Reply #78 on: 13 Jan 2008, 20:15 »

If I ruled the world there would be no such thing as hockey. If the sport was even so much as mentioned, an angry horde of people would show up at your house and burn it down all the way to the ground. All former hockey players would be stored in under ground caves STRICTLY for breeding purposes (no non breeeding purposes allowed). Everyone that cooperates get togas, everyone else, mumu's. No exceptions.
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