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Author Topic: CQ ORRAZIB  (Read 8930 times)

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Re: CQ ORRAZIB
« Reply #50 on: 13 Jan 2008, 15:10 »

Katie, why do you have to be such a nunnish prude all the time?
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No matches have been played since February 2007, however, when an elephant, protesting a bad call by the referee, went on a rampage during a game, injuring two players and destroying the Spanish team's minibus

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Re: CQ ORRAZIB
« Reply #51 on: 13 Jan 2008, 19:05 »

I am sorry! I just do not think that sucking faces is a great investment for your time. It is so silly and gross. I mean, maybe I would makeouts with someone if they saved my life, or something. Maybe?
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Re: CQ ORRAZIB
« Reply #52 on: 13 Jan 2008, 19:06 »

I wish I were pretty, guys.

*Sigh*

My life is so sad.
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Re: CQ ORRAZIB
« Reply #53 on: 13 Jan 2008, 19:10 »

Man I am sorry, but I told you your neckbeard just doesn't do anything for me. I didn't mean for you to take it personally.
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Re: CQ ORRAZIB
« Reply #54 on: 13 Jan 2008, 19:19 »

Fully clothed and ready to go.
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Re: CQ ORRAZIB
« Reply #55 on: 13 Jan 2008, 19:21 »

I'm helping!  I'm helping!
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Re: CQ ORRAZIB
« Reply #56 on: 13 Jan 2008, 19:54 »

I've got a cock in my butt right now!
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Deathmole Jacques' head takes up the bottom half of the panel, with his words taking up the top half. He is not concerned about the life of his friend.

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Re: CQ ORRAZIB
« Reply #57 on: 13 Jan 2008, 20:11 »

oo oo is it mine?

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Re: CQ ORRAZIB
« Reply #58 on: 13 Jan 2008, 21:15 »

No, its the Lord's, I told you that reaching out for a noodly appendage wouldn't be so bad after all, and so much fussing earlier.
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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: CQ ORRAZIB
« Reply #59 on: 13 Jan 2008, 21:21 »

I've got a cock in my butt right now!

No, Jeph, see, I made a mistake like this on the last page.

It's okay, tough concept to grasp.
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Re: CQ ORRAZIB
« Reply #60 on: 13 Jan 2008, 22:17 »

It might be a bit too subtle for you to grasp, Johnny. Where ordinarily Jeph would be implying homosexuality, in Bizarro world he implies avian bestiality.
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Re: CQ ORRAZIB
« Reply #61 on: 13 Jan 2008, 22:21 »

But since in Bizzaro world most poultry resembles large floppy dildos anyway, it doesn't help the case much.
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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: CQ ORRAZIB
« Reply #62 on: 14 Jan 2008, 05:22 »

Hey you just keep on talkin' man
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Re: CQ ORRAZIB
« Reply #63 on: 14 Jan 2008, 10:53 »

GTFO, Sam. No one wants you here.
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