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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #50 on: 24 Jan 2008, 05:22 »

the biggest problem with bending space and time is accumalting age. if you were married, all the age you accumulate when time is stopped would leave you like years older than all your loved ones. other than that, this would totally be my super power.

if not, just standard teleportation would be awesome, an obsession only spurred on by the trailers for the new 'Jumper' film. total freedom! plus if you had this power you wouldnt really need to stop time all that much because you'd never be in a hurry anyway.
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #51 on: 24 Jan 2008, 09:48 »

The faster you go though the less you age. The problem would be that you would age a lot slower and everyone around you would die.
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #52 on: 24 Jan 2008, 10:29 »

I've always thought super speed would be cool. Or theme music.

Or, I suppose, both. Is that allowed?
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #53 on: 24 Jan 2008, 10:39 »

Led Hen, that is assuming that a) you are travelling such that relativity applies and b) relativity ever applies.
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #54 on: 24 Jan 2008, 11:01 »

I was assuming teleporting would involve traveling at the speed of light. But now i see what he posted i realise that my post had no relevance to his whatsoever... :(
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #55 on: 24 Jan 2008, 14:18 »

Has anyone seen that movie "sky high"?
It was a pretty awful movie, but I want the power Warren Peace has. He can shoot fire from his wrists (like spiderman, only fire instead of webby stuff), and if he's angry his whole arms light on fire.
Because 1) fire is awesome 2) most people/supervillians don't go around with a fire extinguisher on them 3) fire gets through almost everything; bank vault? just fry the gaurds and blast the door with fire until it melts. no need for teleportation 4) before you fry someone, you can say "Burn in the pits of hell, demonspawn!!! >evil laugh<"
Would that not be fun? It would.
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #56 on: 24 Jan 2008, 15:08 »

You have any idea how long it would take to melt through a fucking bank vault?
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #57 on: 24 Jan 2008, 15:22 »

It would have to be incredibly, incredibly hot.

I am not sure you would even be able to wear clothes if you were so close to anything that hot.
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #58 on: 24 Jan 2008, 15:24 »

Wait, are we talking about the fire or me at this point?
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #59 on: 24 Jan 2008, 15:50 »

Jon, are you ever....honest with yourself?

I mean, about everything.
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #60 on: 24 Jan 2008, 15:53 »

Have you ever heard of Sue Toun, Tommy?
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #61 on: 24 Jan 2008, 16:29 »

Inorder to melt the doors off of a bank vault you would have to liquify hardened steel, which happens at ~2000C. Hot enough that everything in the vault would burst into flames.
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #62 on: 24 Jan 2008, 16:31 »

Especially you.
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #63 on: 24 Jan 2008, 21:15 »

If I was a mutant, my power would be to be able to dilute all of your mutant powers. Whenever I'm around, you get all superman  proche de kryptonite. I'd then be free of any challenge, and ultimately just beat you around making righteous karate chop action noises. I would never kill you though, and most of the time you'll find a way to overpower me anyway...

 With this power I get a free maniacal laugh.
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #64 on: 24 Jan 2008, 22:21 »

So you'd essentially be a less attractive version of Leech?
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #65 on: 24 Jan 2008, 23:00 »

seriously, they fixed his ass up for X3.

Edit: God damnit, because of you I just spent the past 20 minutes reading on wikipedia about Howard the Duck, whom Leech met in one of his adventures.
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #66 on: 25 Jan 2008, 04:39 »

Oh... Oh, God... Boro, I'm so sorry. Im sure if you drink enough you'll forget reading all of that.

Please don't suicide over that.

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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #67 on: 25 Jan 2008, 06:02 »

i would want the power of teleportation because then i would never have to fly on another fucking plane ever again.  i could take a vacation whenever i wanted without having to worry about costs or flight times.  i would never have to drive a car or deal with traffic.  i could own a house somewhere where it was really cheap to live, and then teleport to work/school in a city that was really nice but expensive to live in.  also, i would definitely steal things.
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #68 on: 25 Jan 2008, 06:17 »

Also, i would definitely steal things.


If I had some pretty kickass super power I am 100% certain I would exploit it for personal gains.
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #69 on: 25 Jan 2008, 06:29 »

I happen to have read that comic where Howard the Duck and Leech hung out. I believe Franklin Richards and Artie Maddicks were there too. It really wasn't all that bad.
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #70 on: 25 Jan 2008, 11:01 »

I for one wish I had no bones.
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #71 on: 25 Jan 2008, 20:07 »

Generally that would classify as a disorder, not a superpower.
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #72 on: 26 Jan 2008, 03:57 »

Slugs don't have any bones, you trying to say slugs have a disorder? eh eh eh?
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #73 on: 28 Jan 2008, 06:03 »

Evolution Deficiency Syndrome. It's prevalent in slugs, jellyfish, and backwoods Kentucky hillbillies.

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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #74 on: 28 Jan 2008, 09:37 »

It's not a deficiency, Squid and Octopussies will kick our asses in the long run.
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Re: Mutant battles
« Reply #75 on: 28 Jan 2008, 09:56 »

If colossus squid ever figure o [ut how to walk we are well and truly screwed. They have fricken hooks in there suckers.
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