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SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL
« on: 29 Jan 2008, 18:11 »

I miss the photothread hardcore so I made a new one.  I have a new dress and everything.

RULES
* Please make with the less yappy more snappy rule guys. Can we not have more than 2 or 3 posts without a photo.  This is for camwhoring, not being social!
* Don't post huge photos, or a million photos all at once. Or quote pictures
* Why am I even saying this anyway, everyone knows the general rules.
Camwhore away!
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I went to a party! The party had croquet!

My friend Lucy and I

My friend Helen and I

My dress is awesome and poised to attack.


ANNNNNNND GO
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #1 on: 29 Jan 2008, 18:11 »

Bam! We were ready for ya!

I've been constantly refreshing the page waiting for a photo thread for almost a month!

CHIK-FIL-A AHOY!!!


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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #2 on: 29 Jan 2008, 18:16 »

WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY WE WILL PARTY HARD.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #3 on: 29 Jan 2008, 18:22 »

you people are weak
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #4 on: 29 Jan 2008, 18:33 »

GET OUT

GET OUUUUUUUT


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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #5 on: 29 Jan 2008, 19:43 »

Hooray! Photothread, I missed you. I hung out in sunny rooms with funny shadows instead while you were gone!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #6 on: 29 Jan 2008, 21:44 »

How fortunate, I found some pictures no one has seen.

This is me at my friends 21st some time ago. I am wearing my Awesome Jacket.


It was a costume party. I went as "Fuck off, Rebecca. I don't do stupid things." Rebecca went as Dame Edna.


Having looked at that second picture maybe I went as someone who had lost muscle tension in one side of their face? I dunno.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #7 on: 29 Jan 2008, 22:01 »

i'm not usually into the photothread thing but this picture is too funny to not share. my friend just me this the other day and i wish i could remember why i was smiling so much, but i can't.

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« Reply #8 on: 29 Jan 2008, 22:07 »

You look like a lumberjack! A very happy lumberjack!
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« Reply #9 on: 29 Jan 2008, 22:08 »

Maybe you're smiling because you look like a lumberjack?
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #10 on: 29 Jan 2008, 22:09 »

JimmytheSquid that girl in the dress is hella cute. Unlike this filthy bastard here:



Oh god wait that's me SHIT
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #11 on: 29 Jan 2008, 22:11 »

Eat a cheeseburger or something.

Yeesh.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #12 on: 29 Jan 2008, 22:14 »

Scandanavian War Machine looks like he is singing the Lumberjack Song.


He is singing the Lumberjack Song and doesn't care who knows it.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #13 on: 29 Jan 2008, 22:34 »



me before shaving my head



me about a month after i shaved my head



me about age 5
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #14 on: 29 Jan 2008, 22:41 »

Here is another picture of me naked:
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« Reply #15 on: 29 Jan 2008, 22:41 »

Why?
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« Reply #16 on: 29 Jan 2008, 22:49 »

Slick, because you shave your head that picture basically makes it look like you are hairless except for your eyebrows. It is an interesting effect!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #17 on: 29 Jan 2008, 22:50 »

AHAHAHA oh Slick.  Your expression makes it seem like you were caught in a compromising position with that guitar.
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« Reply #18 on: 29 Jan 2008, 22:54 »

I deny everything and regret nothing.
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« Reply #19 on: 29 Jan 2008, 22:59 »

Yes, I can imagine you saying "It's...It's not what it looks like."
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« Reply #20 on: 29 Jan 2008, 23:06 »

What's the greater sin, posting two picture posts to a page, or going so long with only text?
Here is an old picture with a different guitar:
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« Reply #21 on: 29 Jan 2008, 23:13 »

Scandanavian War Machine looks like he is singing the Lumberjack Song.

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« Reply #22 on: 29 Jan 2008, 23:37 »

Guys as long as everyone keeps things reasonable and amusing I do not see why we can't discuss a particular photo for a little while. I mean, if it were a photothread where all you could do was post pics and maybe captions we never would've established that Slick is having an affair with two different guitars or that Scandanavian War Machine is singing the lumberjack song.


Patrick we knew you needed to eat a fucking cheeseburger already. Sorry, dude.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #23 on: 29 Jan 2008, 23:41 »

SPORTS AAAAAH SPORTS

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #24 on: 30 Jan 2008, 00:03 »

Oh photothread, how I missed you!

I was testing out to see if a pen worked, and ended up drawing this:

Also: work photo!

(I don't actually have any new photos of me to post. sorry!)
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #25 on: 30 Jan 2008, 00:25 »

Patrick we knew you needed to eat a fucking cheeseburger already. Sorry, dude.

Dammit, guys, I spent every day from 27 May, 2007 to 9 September, 2007 eating two double cheeseburgers, no pickles w/ extra cheese and onions, a Reese's McFlurry, and a big ol' scoop of fries (and that was JUST lunch, I ate a lot more than that the rest of the day) and I didn't gain a single kilo by the end of it all.

tl;dr ONE CHEESEBURGER IS NOT GOING TO HELP OKAY
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« Reply #26 on: 30 Jan 2008, 01:01 »

Since I don't have a newer picture I'll post this really old one:



My hair isn't that long anymore and I have a goatee.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #27 on: 30 Jan 2008, 01:44 »

Until my new camera arrives (hopefully this week), I only have iSight pictures. My sister bought this thing back for me from Thailand. I had no idea what it was until I looked up the brand website. It is a "Davil Boy" or, alternatively, the detailed product description calls it a "Devil Boy".

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« Reply #28 on: 30 Jan 2008, 02:20 »

See? I told you she would bring you cool shit! Or at least...something.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #29 on: 30 Jan 2008, 06:35 »




one word: PANCAKES
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« Reply #30 on: 30 Jan 2008, 07:13 »

PANCAKES! Last time there was a discussion about pancakes on Aurostion, I ended up making them. They were delicious. Sadly I won't be home until about 8pm tonight, so no pancakes for me.
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« Reply #31 on: 30 Jan 2008, 07:36 »






Old pics from school in Alaska...-sad-. Oh, and the god damn school comps don't have card converters, and I still don't have my moms computer password, so I can't get any of my new pictures. Meh.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #32 on: 30 Jan 2008, 08:30 »

Contents... I hate to break it to you, but someone's put leaves on your pancakes. You might want to look into that:D

Red high heels! My sisters have odd ideas as to what might be my taste.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #33 on: 30 Jan 2008, 08:34 »

...and you have odd ideas as to where to wear them.
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« Reply #34 on: 30 Jan 2008, 08:39 »

Just keeping with the theme I spose;)
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #35 on: 30 Jan 2008, 08:57 »

That is one sexy pic RGC
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #36 on: 30 Jan 2008, 09:10 »

edited
« Last Edit: 03 Feb 2008, 13:14 by Jell-o »
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« Reply #37 on: 30 Jan 2008, 09:21 »

Old pics from school in Alaska...-sad-. Oh, and the god damn school comps don't have card converters, and I still don't have my moms computer password, so I can't get any of my new pictures. Meh.

Great. Now we're all going to get arrested for looking at pictures of sixteen year olds in the bathroom.
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« Reply #38 on: 30 Jan 2008, 09:21 »

Our newest mystery:

Jell-O, male or female?
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« Reply #39 on: 30 Jan 2008, 09:23 »

I think this is why he/she has deliberately withheld the information in his/her profile.

Someone start taking bets.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #40 on: 30 Jan 2008, 09:24 »

$10 US on boy.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #41 on: 30 Jan 2008, 09:26 »

I'm gonna go with girl becuase of the way he/she talks about hair.
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« Reply #42 on: 30 Jan 2008, 09:26 »

Androgynous! EDIT: I looked it up. Boy

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Yesterday there was a bake sale in the cafe in my building (school) and I got to hug the mascot! They were taking pictures and whatnot and as soon as I walked in, Binny turned around and held out his arms for a hug, so I went "OK!" and ran over. It made my day, which is why I look so excited.
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« Reply #43 on: 30 Jan 2008, 09:28 »



Great thread!

Also, 50 moondollars says it's-a boy!
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« Reply #44 on: 30 Jan 2008, 09:34 »

$5 On Jell-o as male. The folded legs are keeping me from the additional $5.
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« Reply #45 on: 30 Jan 2008, 10:00 »

Re: Jello: IT'S A TRAP (sorry Manda I know how you hate my /b/ humour)

Srsly though that is definitely a boy, just a young'un.
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« Reply #46 on: 30 Jan 2008, 10:54 »

I found a box. Needless to say I did what any sensible person would do with a box.

It was a bit of a tight squeeze, I thought I was smaller than I am.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #47 on: 30 Jan 2008, 11:02 »



I am told I look exactly like Chris Martin.  I am not particularly happy about this.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #48 on: 30 Jan 2008, 11:13 »



Me cooking while camping in Dolly Sods, West Virginia.


Me enthused about Sasparilla in front of Seneca Rocks, West Virginia.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #49 on: 30 Jan 2008, 12:03 »

Party festivities

I have fallen deeply in love with wearing wigs these days. Probably because I have to brush my hair less.


Wearing out the fire dancing (I'm in there. Honest)
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