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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #100 on: 31 Jan 2008, 14:07 »

 I will sex you guys to death if you don't hush.

 Here is my most recent picture.



 These pictures were taken in my girlfriend's room, by the way.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #101 on: 31 Jan 2008, 14:41 »



Revenge of the CRAPPY CAMERA.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #102 on: 31 Jan 2008, 15:24 »

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #103 on: 31 Jan 2008, 16:41 »



This is what photos taken with my camera currently look like.  Pretty sure I'm the big purple blob.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #104 on: 31 Jan 2008, 16:43 »

Even though it's broken, that actually looks pretty cool.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #105 on: 31 Jan 2008, 17:49 »

You're the bizarre offspring of an aurora borealis and a fractal!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #106 on: 31 Jan 2008, 17:58 »

Take it to New York.
Sell it to an art dealer with the title being 'Self-Portrait'. 
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #107 on: 31 Jan 2008, 18:05 »

Meanwhile, somewhere in Scotland, Tommydski is searching frantically to find out where Nodaisho lives.

Where does this myth come from that I like dramatically younger girls? I've never been with a girl younger than 18, despite the fact that the age of consent is 16 in the UK.

By all means point out that I'm an inexcusably massive slut but there's no need to make shit up.
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How do I keep getting mistaken for a girl?

Sorry about the image quoting in my last post.

Kim, you volunteer for World Vision, or something?
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #108 on: 31 Jan 2008, 19:01 »

No but a lot of people I know work for them. Seriously like half the other Americans I stumble across are here working for World Vision. The other half are either missionaries or they work at the Embassy.

Let's see if I've got anything else I can shove in this here thread just so I can stick with the LESS YAPPY rule...



Ah yes! An ancient photo from August '05 with me looking absolutely terrified on the Eiffel Tower. Holy fuck that was a scary experience, that shit is a bit wobbly for my liking.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #109 on: 31 Jan 2008, 19:14 »

Guys new theme- Work Uniforms/Clothes



P.S; Hartley this is extremely late but your new hair rawks
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #110 on: 31 Jan 2008, 19:17 »

Holy fuck that was a scary experience, that shit is a bit wobbly for my liking.
And with this knowledge I begin my lifelong campaign to avoid traveling to Paris. I'm not sure when I started to be afraid of heights (I used to cliff-dive for pete's sake) but now I can barely climb out onto the balcony of a fifth floor hotel room. I've no problem with heights if I'm inside (for example, I would stand right up against the floor-to-ceiling windows back at RISD, and the studio was on the 6th floor) but my body reacts strongly to being out in the open.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #111 on: 31 Jan 2008, 19:37 »

No, no, no. Fuck uniforms. What with Nodaisho and Patrick's most recently posted pictures, I vote our theme be:

Teenage guys who look like adolescent girls.

Paging Darryl to this thread. Darryl, to this thread, please.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #112 on: 31 Jan 2008, 19:41 »

Darryl doesn't look like a girl!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #113 on: 31 Jan 2008, 20:04 »

Fine.

Paging Darryl, circa October, to this thread. Darryl, circa October, to this thread, please.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #114 on: 31 Jan 2008, 20:07 »

No, no, no. Fuck uniforms. What with Nodaisho and Patrick's most recently posted pictures, I vote our theme be:

Teenage guys who look like adolescent girls.

Come on, now, I only have so many ancient pictures of myself to choose from. I think there's like 4 more photos of me from that whole trip. There were a lot more photogenic things there than my awkward ass and I knew it.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #115 on: 31 Jan 2008, 20:22 »

Thanks Patrick and David.

And...uh...that's a lovely cup you have Patrick. It really brings out your...uh...eyes...
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #116 on: 31 Jan 2008, 20:24 »

What with Nodaisho... most recently posted pictures
Are you getting him confused with someone else?

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #117 on: 31 Jan 2008, 20:58 »


Me spazzing.

My Beautiful girlfriend and I.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #118 on: 31 Jan 2008, 21:01 »

Yeah, I think he is confusing me with someone else. I have just about no pictures, and none of them make me look feminine, as they were when I had buzzed hair.

And... what was with that hair in the eiffel tower pic?
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #119 on: 31 Jan 2008, 21:08 »



I think I'm starting to get used to my haircut.

And sheesh Patrick, just be glad you don't look like that girl in that photo you posted...
(I think its a ponytail)
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #120 on: 31 Jan 2008, 21:09 »

Nice poster.
Johnny is awesome.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #121 on: 31 Jan 2008, 21:10 »

Phil, I think it works for you! The old one did as well, so don't worry about it. Also it helps that you are remaining clean-shaven since it's really for the best.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #122 on: 31 Jan 2008, 22:33 »

And... what was with that hair in the eiffel tower pic?

You know how there are certain lengths of hair that are just generally awkward? Yeah, it was like that at that point. I couldn't do ANYTHING with it back then. If I left it down, it'd blow in my face and piss me off (Luxembourg is windy!). If I pulled it back like that, there were always wisps of hair that would inevitably be too short to keep in the ponytail. That and my hair is just naturally soft and smooth (lucky me) so it would constantly be falling out and I would have to re-tie it every five minutes.

I am pretty sure you all have seen the photo from when Manda and I met in D.C. and went to the zoo. My hair was a good 3 inches longer by then and it still was incapable of staying somewhere halfway decent.

tl;dr holy shit I was even more awkward-looking with long hair than I am now
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #123 on: 31 Jan 2008, 22:59 »

Lookin good Phil! And I'm totally with Liz on the no-beard thing.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #124 on: 31 Jan 2008, 23:39 »



I'm pretty sure this could be another one for the Teenage Boy or Adolescent Girl discussion. 

Yes, that is totally a framed picture of a Pokemon.  We find the best shit at goodwill.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #125 on: 31 Jan 2008, 23:47 »

FUCK YEAH SEAKING

Wait, nevermind. It's a Goldeen.

Here is a picture.
Of me.
Four pictures.



EDIT: Sorry, nevermind again. I broke the page.
Now if you click on it it will take you to the larger size.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #126 on: 01 Feb 2008, 00:01 »

Ahh Lunchbox, we are glad you exist.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #127 on: 01 Feb 2008, 00:06 »

NUMBER THREE NUMBER THREE

NO WAIT NUMBER TWO

Aw heck
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #128 on: 01 Feb 2008, 00:17 »

Bawx,
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #129 on: 01 Feb 2008, 00:36 »

Seattle is played out, dogg.

Go for Portland.

Fuck yea, Portland.
I need to leave this bullshit Eugene, too many hippies.

This is me saying hi to my grandmother. I should invest in one of them digital cameras i hear so much about.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #130 on: 01 Feb 2008, 01:27 »

And... what was with that hair in the eiffel tower pic?

You know how there are certain lengths of hair that are just generally awkward? Yeah, it was like that at that point. I couldn't do ANYTHING with it back then. If I left it down, it'd blow in my face and piss me off (Luxembourg is windy!). If I pulled it back like that, there were always wisps of hair that would inevitably be too short to keep in the ponytail. That and my hair is just naturally soft and smooth (lucky me) so it would constantly be falling out and I would have to re-tie it every five minutes.

I am pretty sure you all have seen the photo from when Manda and I met in D.C. and went to the zoo. My hair was a good 3 inches longer by then and it still was incapable of staying somewhere halfway decent.

tl;dr holy shit I was even more awkward-looking with long hair than I am now

Use a hat, it will keep your hair under control. My trusty driving cap kept me from having to brush hair out of my eyes every 30 seconds when I had just started growing it out.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #131 on: 01 Feb 2008, 02:26 »

Guys I really like Duotones at the moment can you tell?

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #132 on: 01 Feb 2008, 02:44 »

We hung out and talked heaps and looked at hats and stationary. Yay FUN!


P.S. As a sincere lover of the photo thread, I am glad it is back.
It is the life of this forum and light of my life, really truly. [Okay maybe not that last bit.]
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #133 on: 01 Feb 2008, 03:45 »

This is what I say to life.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #134 on: 01 Feb 2008, 04:30 »

I'm picking up on the work uniforms instead of the adolescent boy/girl theme.
Well, kind of. Boyscout uniforms are the least flattering things ever.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #135 on: 01 Feb 2008, 05:59 »

Guys new theme- Work Uniforms/Clothes

This is from when I still had to wear a uniform.



Basic training is terribly short.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #136 on: 01 Feb 2008, 06:43 »

THE SHAVENING


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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #137 on: 01 Feb 2008, 06:44 »

Holy creepy.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #138 on: 01 Feb 2008, 06:59 »

Tommy if you had kept the goatee and shaved your head you'd have looked like a young version of the dude from Mythbusters.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #139 on: 01 Feb 2008, 07:14 »

dude you shouldn't have shaved past the second-to-last pic

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #140 on: 01 Feb 2008, 07:15 »

If he has that mustache for 48 hours he becomes the Prime Minister. Tommy doesn't want that.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #141 on: 01 Feb 2008, 07:21 »

Best series of photos ever (next to Lunchy's). The middle stage is awesome. (But don't ever keep it. Beard or unbeared is best.)
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #142 on: 01 Feb 2008, 07:29 »

Tommy, you promised me you'd shave it to a Burnside.

I have been betrayed.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #143 on: 01 Feb 2008, 07:45 »

Tommy I like the droopy-handlebar moustache. It's basically the Only Good Facial Hair.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #144 on: 01 Feb 2008, 08:30 »

That is a massive moustache right there.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #145 on: 01 Feb 2008, 08:32 »

Tommy's mustache can hypnotise people, much like Jedi mind tricks.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #146 on: 01 Feb 2008, 08:39 »

I realize that Tommy's facial hair exploits are fantastic, but less yappy more snappy!

Last year some of my friends had a cutout of an Abercrombie dude on their door. One night we posed with it. I was contemplating life as usual.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #147 on: 01 Feb 2008, 09:36 »





new shoes and new hair. squeetastic.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #148 on: 01 Feb 2008, 10:41 »

boys that might be mistaken for girls.
i may have posted this before but i can't remember; it's me 3 years ago or so.


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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #149 on: 01 Feb 2008, 12:40 »

The name of this thread made me think of my Halloween costume this year. I was going to be a crime scene (dressed in black to represent asphalt + caution tape), but then based on the clothes I found I ended up being more of a crime scene / dead whore...

/edit: oops, so my n00bness emerges..how do you stick a photo in these things?
/edit: never mind. I lose. Carry on.
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