Pssssh, the real world is a mere fabrication.
Here's an example of what mine looked like on Thursday:
![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v663/mufffichka/l_62f91b3b80ae92ed922a0b2d891ed283.jpg)
I'm in it somewhere, but mostly obscured by severed limbs.
Also, this is what my kitchen floor looked like at the end of it:
![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v663/mufffichka/l_12a77cddbb2c9053d133b143b9e8ed6d.jpg)
Moral: Be wary of allowing bands to shoot their videos in your house.